
Start your own Evil Empire Starter Kit Kit includes ~ * 4 Basement Kitties * World Domination Instruction Manual * Basket for the collection of Souls * Unlimited Access to the Underworld!
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*ordurz fybe baskits*
*luuks ober at kurrint minyuns*
*updayts shipping address tu LCB manshun*
boy iz YOR gushifud bill gonna be o hai!
But… if dey dominayt teh whirld, duznt dat inklood gushifud faktreez?
Dowts it. Jus’ hijack a tuna bowt adn howp basement kittehs develop deir demonic powers bifoar poh lice nok on door.
Wer kinnai gitz mai Ebil Empyr Starder Kit? Ai cuddent fyndit at LOLmart.
nawt onna eebai eevur. foo-ee!
*Tries ordering gift basket frum Bed, Cats and Beyond*
Nope, nawt werk.
I LURVE LOLspeak. Yur capshun wuz da cuteness n ah posted it on mah facebook page wif a tippin of mah hat to u!
or bring dat baskit to the lite syde!
Luuks pritteh bryte ober der alreddy…
yesh. Dose ar kittehs who like der bling!
Dems is not ebil, dems is jus misunderstood!
I don’t understand.
George Bush got teh furst delivery
Obama got the second
* Unlimmitteded cyootness.
ho ho were can i buy one of thoes? lol
soo cute!
Prolly only teh bronze ackses. Not teh gold ackses.
*tip-toes in wif a skairt*
*looks around, breevs a sigh uv releef*
Ohai awl. I just camed frum “find teh kitteh”, was almoast nobuddy there ai node! Wuz fritening!
Glad tew see ai still haz frens heer, wuz ai gawn TAHT long?
Iz gud tew be seeing ole peeps!
Dat wun iznt a reel lol, so it atrakticayted lawtsa unreel peeps.
Gud tu see u heer, sunny! Hoap u can cum bakk tu play sumtyme!
Iz takez 7 pleez. Gibz az prezentz!
ai haz tew cloze tihs tab naow, my poor ole clunker cannawt support ichc and teh tearoom and teh Listener tab awl at wunce, an is threatening to splort.
To my friends an fyootoor frenz, ohai, and ‘bye!
Will try to check in later. ai haz moastly been dropping in to make LOLs awn my profile, and check and return messijs; teh heavy graffics heer am nawt gud fur my pyooter. swry!
an…an…an! ichc keeps logging me owt win ai am nawt lukking.
* Gibz WP a gud batting – WAKK !! *
Ohai! pb, ifn yoo are still here, ai haz mystifyed you…um mysted..missed?
Ohai, Sunny
!! No, sawry, Ive bean owt til nao !! {Sunny}
It duz dat to meh awl da tymz too. No matter wat browzer Ai yooz.
Thoz minyun kittehs dun luk very impwessed wiff der current leadur. I taikz auf hiz hanz.
franchize opportunatees wif BC enturprysis avaylolabul nao!
Awl ur empirez iz belawngz to meh!!!1!!
Errrr….US I meenz!
Tehre wer fieb in teh bed
adn teh littlol wun sed …
Roll ober!
An teh Whirrld rolls ober
An teh peeps fawls owt …..
Roll ober!
Roll ober!
Tehre wer foor in teh bed
adn teh littlol wun sed ..
…aifink is kumfy heer. Lets awl try tu get sum sleeps, k?
Ai wonts a drink ob wawter !! * plzthx
*
*gets up, fills glass wiff waddur*
*cums bakk…* Oops! *sploosh!*
Gnyte awl, is past mai beddy-bye tyme.
* … ai tink himz ment tu du taht
…. *
Nite, AP !!
Hai folks,
Is anyone else seeing the page magnified? It looks like 2X or 3X. Easy to read + bigger kitteh pictures isn’t a bad thing, though!
Sowns liek yoov dun it wiht yor mows weel, OC !! Eezily dun !! (ctl-mows-weel)
Juss luk forr teh Veiw menoo awn IE, Fyrefoks or Oprar
and Zoom, Reset orr set bak tu 100 purrscent !!
Prolly lefted ober frum tryin tu fynd teh kitten in teh mudklods.
Doh! *headdesk* That was it! I had no idea that setting would stick through several restarts. Thanks, all.
Act now and you will also receive a handy ceiling cat detector! Don’t be snuck up on again by that “angelic” ceiling cat! But hurry – supplies are limited!
An if yoo ax in teh nex twenny minnutz, cuz we cant do it awl day….
We wul senz yoo teh littl klothes fur yur bc’s. Teh klose wil bring owt teh ebil wifakwikness.
Sweaters dat momma nitted?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/30/funny-pictures-iz-out-harvesting-souls/
To order now, juss send yer monees, yer credit cards, wiff pin #s, and some donuts. (We needs some bait fer da trap)
Battreez nawt inclooded !!
Only 29.99 (plus shipping and handling)!
Moar handlin (an kissin an snorgin) tahn shippin, aifinkso.
Wayt a minnit! Shuddnt dat kit inklood cukkeez?
Ohai! iz sunny heer, trying hard tew make a come-back. I haz been inna sad place, and cud nawt come heer for long and long, but…but…but! aifinkso ai am getting happytayle agin, an iz wanting to come back…ai sees sum old frenz heer, and hopes to make sum gnu wons.
Ai hazza bittubba shy, so, um, so…iz hard tew start ober again.
ai will try wiffa muchness to be here moar often. ‘K?
Haz mist awl an sundry! ♥♥♥
Ohai, sunny! I hazza glad you are hear again, and even more gladder you is getting yer happytale back!
fankees! pft!
ai feels like rip van winkle, waking up in teh woods, elebenty yeers lader…
Yeah, for sunny! We has mist you!
*NW rushis inn, jus fur a minnit*
{{{{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}}}}}!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai sawree ai nawt heer beri mush dese daes. Ai wurkin beri hard, an goan tu beddeebais urlee-urlee, an geddin up REELEE-urlee-urlee, an wurkin hard summoar ……. Ai missis yu, mai frend, an ai hoeps dat yu bees lukkin aftur yur selfs. Mennee hugs tu yu!!!!!!
*NW rushis owt agin, awn hur wae tu sleepees*
Aha! Just what I needed! Fangkew!
La Bruja del Hielo, H.O.I. (Ret.)
Bwaaaahahahahaaa!
Ai can use PayPalz?
Duz u shop at Minions R’ Us?
LOL: http://cheezburger.com/View/3792716288
Dat capshun frum de depawtment of redundansee depawtment
OMG I nedz dat, cn I get et thro walmrt?
‘Start your own Evil Empire Starter Kit’ iz str8 frum teh deprtmint ov teh redundancii deprtmint!
Liddill Prittee Wun
reeceebdz ‘Liddill Kitteh~Gram
Baskitt Ubz Trubbilz’!
Liddill Kitteh~Gram
Kittehz awllreddee habz 9
Napz Playssez staykdz owt!!
Liddill Kitteh Gram
Midnyte Kitteh will cawntroal
awll day seez kwikklee!!!
Jack.
lol thats so cute!
Sign me up!
Actually, I have no plans for world domination; I just think the kittens are cute. And the ‘World Domination Instruction Manual’ would be handy for figuring out BP’s next move.
A barsket full ov gudness!
I meen ebilness, ob korse.
so full of cuteness and win ^.^ meow!
I voted this down.
We need to stop perpetuating the myth that black cats are evil. Because of that myth, these sweet little kittens could end up being euthanized because people don’t want to adopt them.
Its just a joke. no one really believes that black cats are evil any more. In fact, I have 3, and I attribute all MY bad luck to just being clumsy and attracting accidents…
is teh manual written in hoomin or kitteh?
Ooo! Oooo! I can has SIX minions ov Basemint Cat?
yess iffen yoos ackts nao! supplys ar limutid!
this is the cleverest caption ever!!!!!!
dass a rillee gud kapshun
debilz mayd mi sae dat
dayz faled to mension “sum assemble rekuired”.
I see that the captioner is a graduate of the American School of Redundancy School…
cute and adorable XD
Gimme one! And a expansion kit too!
Were can i playce mah order? I needz about elebenty!
*Ordurz bahskut 0vr fone* u saiz I can has free? thnx u. I pai wif credut caurd. u onlyh tayke cheezburgrz? okayz bai.