
Delbert waited with the patience of a skilled hunter. He knew the bird would return to his yard. And when it did, he would be the one doing the mocking.
u must awlwayz surprise teh burdies.
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It’s bihynd u!
conga ratz, anni! yu has eh soloe!
Thx catena!
Bwaha! This photo was an awesome scrolldown. I didn’t see the bottom of the photo until after I scrolled to read the rest of the text.
* Brings in teh tee trolley wif english breakfast tee adn the opun faec cucumbur sammiches adn teh petit fores *
Wuld U liek meh tu pore Anni?
Thx WWR – iz a bit laet in teh dai fur Ingerlish Breffus tee! (Juss affer eleben pee em!) but ai cud nebber rizist petty forez!
Ai wuz aowt uf url gray.
* handz Anni the playte wif sordid petty forez *
Thx! Ai yooshullee hab hawt chokklit dis tiem uv nite – tee keeps me awayk!
Gud fing he saved sum noms from breakfast.
datz mai plan, adn im stikkun tu it!
Teh besst layde planz…
of kittehs an goggies…
Mai nawt sekkun reakshun wus … oar maybee nawt!
*snerk*
Who calls a cat Delbert?
Sumwun hoo can’t spell Dilbert?
Dilbert.
A haff-way meltid Red comez in an collapsis awn teh floor.
Ka-THUNK!
Meltid Red mixez wif meltid Karen. Kindofa anti-splort, just a nuuz!
*wud shak fist at heet, butt don hab teh energee*
Ohai, Karen.
Iz yoo meltifyin frum teh heet too? Ware yoo iz?
* handz teh big glass uf sweet tee tu red *
Here U goes. U want teh bendee straw?
No need foar straw – jest frow it awn me.
**poynts to teh uthur puddlol**
Frow sum awn Karen too, plz.
*porez gallon jug uv icee tee on red*
*porez anuzzer jug on Karen*
Wud iyther uv u kare fur a Shamwow?
hi does any1 no wat th email 4 ichc is? cant upload em and nice 1 mate ur lol made me lol
i dink its just cute
May i haz ur ATTENSHUNZ, Plz?
Deh Cweenz Resepshun, aka, Deh MinnySnowDaze Cheezmeet,
Am going tu b on August 8, at 1pm at Liberty’s Restaurant and Lounge,
At deh corner uv 3rd adn Plum, in Red Wing, Minnesota.
Dehre will b sordid nomz and drinkz availablol fur consuming, adn much talkifying tu b dun.
Moare Detaylz in deh Cryer.
Iz ober teh 8 hower dribe wun wai for meh.
Ai nawt fink mai goggies wuld liek foar meh tu be gone dat lawng.
Aww….. Darn!!!
Mebbee doggiez wud like a road trip?
Nice. The irony of this photo makes it all too funny too. Your caption goes perfectly with this!
This was hilarious, you made my tummy hurt from laughing!!
looks more like a grackle than a mockingbird.
It should be a rule that you can’t post a comment in “lol speak” Some flat out can’t do it!!!
Taht’z awl rite burdie !! Yoo eet az mutsh az yoo liek !!
Taht way yoo bi teh fatter nd slowa nd taistier ….
All part of the plan..
lol that is so gary larson worthy, love it
Mock-Yeah!
ing-Yeah!
bird-Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
shudint dat beez Catbert?
Umm… that’s a robin, not a mockingbird, but whatever…
Nope, it’s a male blackbird
LOL This has the flavor of a Far Side comic.
I love it!
What are we talkin bout?