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Adn in da “flightless burd” ring…*drum roll pleez*
Wii see sebben empurrer pengwinz – all wearin purplol seqwinned vestz – waddlol intu da ring, adn luk – dey iz carryin a unicyclol!
Wun pengwin duzza flippur stadn awntu da peddulz whyle anudder jumpz awntu da unicylol seet adn catchuz da nawt-sekkund wunz feets. Da pengwin at da peddulz pumpz himz flippurz az fastfastfast az he canz adn ZOOM….dere awf…raysin arownd da ring!!
Nao tu moar pengwinz git owt dere trampoleen adn jump-*SPROING* awntu da sholdurrz ob da pengwin on da seet…den dey froe der flipperz in da ayr az da unicylol zips arownd da ring…TA DA!!
Butt (!) wayt…derz moar!!
Teh lastest free pengwinz *SPROING* awntu da rayzed flippurz ob da last tu as da pengwin-layden unicylol goez whooshin rownd adn rownd (littlol wobblee at dis poynt, butt (!) dey still goin!)
Den, teh free pengwinz on tawp ob da purplol pengwin (upsyde down) peeramid
unfurl a bannur: “Wii jus doin dis fur da Halibut!!”
Adn teh crowd goez whyld az, wun bi wun, teh pengwinz jump awf da unicyclol *huphuphup* intu a quik tuk adn roll adn den lyne up tu taek a bow before waddloling awf in seach ob da bukkits (nawt bloo) ob fisheez ai promised dem fur doin dis.
W000t!!! Unicycling pengwinz!!!
Annipus rieds into teh ring awn a yoonisiklol, jugglolin fibe multycullerd beechbawlz. She iz warin a skin-tite seekwinnd leotard an haz a ploom uv fevverz awn her hedd.
Ooh, nyse ploom!
Dey ar Beech Blols.
U cud yooz dem inna juggloling akt, kitteh!
Cuz tuday is circus day!
Deh Circus Band playz a jolly tune az deh awed~ee~entz findz dhere way tu dheir seetz. Deh hucksterz work dheir way thru deh bleecherz selling soda pop, peanutz, programz, cotton candyz and popcormz.
Deh litez go down. A singlol spotlite shinez on a slit in deh curtin in deh back uv deh big top. Deh curting partz adn Cweenmj enterz riding a golden palimino dat prances and dancez tu deh senter uv deh middlol ring. Deh muzic stopz. Cweenmj dismountz, adn pikz up a mike row fone.
Ladeez adn Gentlolmenz!!! Chilled wrenz uv awl agez!!! I b pleezed and prowd tu welkum u tu deh Cheezpeepz adn LOLcatz Circus!!! Plz tu enjoyifying urselfz!!! Let deh Show Begin!!!
cweenmj remountz deh Palimino and canterz owt az spotlitez lite up deh 3 circus ringz.
Mai akt is in “moderashun”
Oh, pooh! if u haz a linkee in it, u kin copy/paste ur act intu a nuzzer commint and put a space in deh ht tp part and it will posting rite away.
Ai furrgot tu wayte fur da intro!
Yoo waz great, teh penguins warmed up teh audiences
Fankees…Anni adn ai wer da preevyu akts, aifinkso!
Oar mebbeh nawt…
The Ringmaster: “Ladeeees and Gentelmen’s………….mai ai direct yur attenshun tu the far rite arena………………Introducing the whirld famus BumpyKatt and himz Corgi’s Matilda and Tina! “ Owt comez BumpyKatt in himz sparkloling jaket, and ryding pantz, follolled by the luvely Corgi’s, in pink tutus and hedbands made of jewels ob sordid cololors. Glittur fawls awl arownd, and the ringmaster bellows:” Ladees and Gentlemens, lets me tell u the story of the old tymes of the Corgi’s who come frum a land far away cawled Wales. The storee goes dat the fairees used tu ryde the Corgi’s as their noblol steeds – if u luk klose enuff u can see the marks on their cotes where the liddol fairees wuld plase the saddles.” Matilda and Tina, come trotting owt, and awl the kids in the crowd go ahhhhhh, and Bumpy Katt starts tu give commands. The Corgis stand on themz back legs and danse,danse,danse foar the crowd. Den the finale: drumroll…………………………………….BumpyKatt stands on the backs of Matilda and Tina, and the announcer says 1, 2, 3……………and Bumpy Katt stands up wif one foot on Matilda and the offur foot on Tina, and rydes the Corgis arownd the ring!!!! The crowd is cheering, and the Corgis are prancing! Afture 3 tymes arownd, BumpyKatt jumps awf wif a flourish, and bows tu the crowd. Matilda and Tina bow wif their liddul noses toching the ground. Hooray! Hooray! Hooray !!!!………..and now in the middle arena……………………………………………
Ryde ‘em kowboy! Ai meen, Bumpy-kat! Yee-ha!
Free cheerz foar BumpyKatt adn da lublee Corgeez!!
*clappity clappity cheer cheer cheer*
Dis b frum Shatzeesmom
Wun uv teh rings goez dark…..a spotlite whumps oan! Teh circus cailliope begins playin “Smoek gits in yur IIz”
Shatzeesmom comez owt intu teh ring pullin on a roap dat is pullin a waygun. Teh waygon haz a lyfe sized sue-dow brik billdeen, elebenty storeez ohai. (it luks liek teh billdeen iz papur!)
In teh windows, sawft, kyoot chinchillees aer peeking owt. Dey wayve at teh crowd. Teh crowd wayves back.
!!Suddenlee!!! A Goggeh dressed as a fyre breethin draygon runs intu teh ring!! He circuls teh fayke billdeen, getting closer adn closer!!
Den he stops!! Adn he flix hiz bic!!!! Teh billdeen iz oan fyre!!!! Teh chinchillees aer worreed!! Teh fur iz gettin warm!!
Frum teh wings, a sownd!!!
*WEEEE-OOOOO WEEEEEE-OOOOO WEEEEE-OOOOOO*
Itz teh fyre-menz adn teh fyre goggehs!! Dey git owt ov teh fyretruk adn set up a resque net.
“Jump!! Wii’ll ketch U!!” Wun bai wun teh chinchillees dive frum dere windows…sum doin gracefull swandyves adn sum doin cannonbawls..each bowncin to safetee frum teh net to teh opun arms uv teh fyrefiters. Evvybodee iz sayved!!! The sue-dow billdeen is distroyed adn teh fyrebreethin draygon goggeh is capshured.
Teh crowd goez wyld!!!!
“Fankayu evvybodee adn let mii reashure yu dat all teh partisipants in dis littul act were nevver in reel dayngur!! Teh fyremens wood lyke mii tu also pass on dat dey will be avaylabull aftur teh circus foar awtoe-graffs adn picshurs.”
“Ai fank yu”
*clappity clappity* fur da swandibin chinchileez (adn, ob cours fur da fyremenz!) Dat wuz a close wun!
*Catsablanca attempts tu herding Sassy, Molly, Bailey adn Squeaky n2 teh centur ring*
*
*Runz aftur Squeaky hoo iz chaysing teh colurful bawl taht teh seal batted*
*Returnz wif Squeaky tu find Bailey clymbing upupup tu teh ohai wire*
*Lures Bailey daon wif himz faborit pink poodlol toi*
*Scoops up Molly hoo wuz intrested n seeing wut wuz owtsyde teh tent*
*Awn teh wae bak tu centur ring, scoops up Sassy wif ovver arm, puts Sassy bak daon du tu hur wayte adn Catsablanca’s still slaitly tendur arm*
*Shaykes kitteh treet bag tu git Sassy’s attenshuns*
*Siis awl teh kittehs inna tent running tu teh sownd ov the treets
*Frows teh treets inna ovver dairekshun tu distracktifai awl teh kittehs*
*Gibs up, grabs Sassy, Molly, Squeaky adn Bailey adn goes tu teh grandstand tu watch teh circus akts*
*Ai’ll taek a bag ov popcorm up heer pleez*
*Oooooo, luk!!!*
Mai faborit Sooper Bowlol commurshul wuz teh hurding catz wun!
YAY foar cat herding !!! YAY foar teh cirkus! * Yoinks a cawton candee adn werks teh way thru teh bleechers*
*Littlol Angelina kitteh pransez intu teh ring*
*Sheez followd bai tuu kittins haff hur syze…*
*Awl-blakk Sofia adn awl-gray Cyrano*
*Teh annownsing-voys mayks hims annownsingment*
ADN NAO, in Ring Nummer Free, we has teh Amayzing Akrobatiks ob Angelina adn hur Minyuns!
*Angelina jumps awn hur platform at teh sentur ob teh ring*
*Cyrano chayses aftur Sofia arownd teh littlol platforms*
Minyuns! Whutcha duin?! Its sho-tyme! Get ur butts up heer!
*Angelina hedbats Sofia as she cums arown teh platforms*
*Dey kwikly tayk der pozishuns awn eever syde ob hur*
*Angie bows tu teh awdienss, adn hur minyuns follo*
Foar owr nawt-sekkund trikk… Duwelling Platforms!
*she indikayts tuu tawl poals behynd hur, wiff menny platforms onnem*
*she nods tu hur minyuns, hoo skampur up teh poals wiffakwikness*
*dey get tu teh tawp-moast platformz, adn luuk at eech obber*
*den (wowz!) dey eech jump tu teh negst platform on teh obberz poal!*
*Cyrano adn Sofie crossingd in teh middlol ob teh ayr!*
*adn den dey duz it agen! Adn agen! Can u beleevs it? Agen!*
*bakk-adn-forf dey jumpifyz alla way daon tu teh grownd!*
*den dey jumps bakk negst tu Angelina, adn all free tayk a bow*
*(Angie wuz watchin dem beri kayrfulleh frum teh sentur ob teh ring)*
Adn nao, we will astowndify u wiff amayzin jimnastiks!
*Angie luuks ober tu Sofia, hoo is duin teh butt-wigglol ob doom*
*she luuks ober tu Cyrano in tyme tu see him pownse awn Sofia*
*teh tuu kittins ar nao rasslollin in teh middlol ob teh ring*
Hay! HAY! Dis nawt play-tyme, u tuu!
*Angie jumps daon tu brayk up teh fyte, gets tanglold up instedd*
*Cyrano brayks owt adn runs, wiff Sofia ryte behynd*
*Angie chaysez aftur dem, owt ob teh ring adn beyond teh kurtins*
Cum bakk heer u littlol monsturz!
Ai’ll mayk shoor u gets no nip-treets for a week!
*teh annownsing-voyse seems taykin awf gard*
Yes! Well, den! Lets heer it foar Angelina adn hur Minyuns! Um, did annywun see wayr dey wented tu? Ahem, dat wuz teh Amayzing Angelina!
YAY *clappity clappity clappity wif floofy paws* YAY foar Angelina adn Cyrano adn Sophie !!! YAY foar teh akrobatik minyons!
*Nomz cottin candy*
*applaudz wildly*
Du du dudi dudi dut dut duti, Du du dudi dudi dut dut duti, Du du dudi dudi dut dut duti,
An frum da southwest korner ob da cirkuz tent, heer comes pj an Jessica ona tini motercykle wiff cidekar. As dey come racin in2 vew, da crows go krazy, an sew dues da krowd.
Jessie iz blowin kisses 2 ebberi1 an pj iz standin on da handelbarz doin trickz da hab nebber bin dun b4. As dey get 2 da frunt Jessie notizez dat sum1 iz sellin da gushifudz an pj makez abline 2 da consession stand. *yoink yoink yoink sum hotgoggiez*
Den pj an Jessie rejoin da cirkuz parade an gib awl da performerers hot goggiez an cottin kandy .
De pj an jessici r habbin da bestest tyme indere livez.
Yea 4 da cirkuz….
*bloz kissez at Jessie* Wow pj! Dems gud trikks! *clappity-clap!*
Whut? Hotgoggeez? Yummers! *nom-nom*
yep, plenti 4 ur meni minionz iffin u kan git dem awl in1 place. *shacez hed* nope dat nebbr gonna happin.
da minioinz kan nom de hotgoggiez wearebber oar wenebbr dey want. itz da cirkuz dai, anifingz goes!
Fankees fur da hotgoggehs adn kotton kandeez, pj adn Jessie!! Awl dis sirkusin iz gibbin mii a hongree!! *nomnomnom*
Otterz, Part Wun
Cweenmj enterz deh left hand ring dresst in an oversized red blowse wif large yellow pokka-dotz adn red and yellow stripinged pantz. Shii am pulling a small kullerful cart full uv propz. A half duzzin bebeh otterz appear, running behind, in frunt uv and between deh feetz uv deh cween. Deh otterz am on loan frum deh Safari Park.
Each bebeh otter b sporting a britely cullered ruffly collar. Dere b wun red, wun oarinj, wun white, wun green, wun yellow, adn wun burplol. Deh lively liddlol bebeh otterz scamper arownd deh ring, chekking owt every nook and cranny.
Cweenmj stopz in deh middlol uv deh ring and reechez intu deh cart. Shii pullingz owt six bukkitz, eech wun painted tu matching deh culler uv wun uv deh otterz rufflol. Shii setz deh bukkitz upside down several feetz apart in a line across deh ring.
Neggst, shii reechingz intu anuzzer bukkit and grabbingz a fish.
Arthur! Arthur! Home!
cweenmj waivez deh fish in deh air
Arthur lukz up adn seez deh fishee
Scampur, scamper, scamper
cween setz deh fish on deh red bukkit
Arthur scramblolz ontu himz bukkit and
nom nom nom nomz deh fish
cweenmj getz anuzzer fish
Missy!! Missy!! Home!
Cween setz deh fish on deh oarinj bukkit. Missy seez deh fish and hedz fur hur bukkit. Cween gitz anuzzer fish; cawlz Freddy adn setz deh fish on deh white bukkit.
Meanwhile, Arthur hopz off his bukkit and hopz ontu Missyz bukkit
adn nom nom nomz deh fish b4 Missy can get tu it. Missy jumpz on Arthur and nom nom nomz himz paw. Arthur skweekz berry lowdly. Deh cween turnz tu see wutz up.
Bai deh time shii getz Arthur and Missy on dere bukkitz, Freddy haz nommed himz fish and iz playing wif deh udder otterz agin.
tu b continued…..
*littlol blakk kittin runs intu teh ring*
Did sumwun say fisheez? Ai smells fisheez!
*littlol gray kittin runs intu teh ring, sniffs at teh cween’s bukkit*
Ober heer, Sofie! Derz lotsa fisheez in dis bukkit!
*Sofie rushez ober, but teh cween seez hur adn shooz hur away*
*meenwyol, Cyrano jumps in teh bukkin frum behynd teh cween*
*he snatchez tuu fisheez, jumps owt, adn gibs wun tu Sofie*
*teh tuu kittins rush owt ob teh ring wiff fisheez in deyr mowfs*
*dey get tu teh kurtin only tu find a pritty kaliko kitteh waytin fur dem*
*she gibs dem a sturn luuk. boff kittins drop deyr fisheez*
*wiffowt anubber wurd, Angelina starts nommin awn teh fisheez*
Otterz, Part Twu
Awl deh babeh otterz am sitting on dhere bukkitz hoping fur moar fish.
Cweenmj gitz a hoop out uv deh cart. Shii holdingz it up in deh air (nawt tu hai).
Arthur! Hop! Missy, hop! Freddy, hop! Lester, hop! Jilly! Hop! Mandy, Hop!
Awl deh otterz scramblol down off dheir bukkitz adn form a line. Arthur hops thru deh hoop and Cween gibz him anuzzer fish. Den hii scamperz bak ontu himz bukkit. Wun bai wun deh otterz hop thru deh hoop until it b Mandyz turn. But Mandy am nawt in line!
Mandy? Mandy!! Wair did dat otter go?
cween lukz arownd. Mandy am nowhaer tu b seen. Cween lukz in deh cart. Nope, no Mandy.
Mandy! Mandy!! Whair am u???
cween waivez anuzzer fish
I haz fisheez!!!
Suddenly deh burplol bukkit tipz over and Mandy runz owt frum under it and over tu cween and nomz deh fish!
tu b continued…..
Otter Finale
Deh babey otterz b sitting on dheir bukkitz hoping fur moar fish.
And now, deh babeh otterz will making a PYRAMID!!
Arthur! Missy! Freddy! Pyramid!!
Three liddlol otterz line up
Lester! Jilly!! Pyramid!!
twu liddlol otterz scamper over tu deh line and kwikklee klime ontu deh three awlreddy there.
Mandy!! Pyramid!!
Deh last liddlol otter scamperz over tu deh parshully formed pyramid. Shii lukz at deh udder otterz. Shii lukz at deh cween.
Mandy! Pyramid!!!
Holdz fish above deh otterz.
Mandy scramblolz up deh nawt-sekkond level.
Mandy scramblolz up deh sekkond level.
Mandy standz on hur bak feetz!!
Gud gurl!
Deh Pyramid disintegratez az awl deh babeh otterz get fishez tu nom nom nom!
Deh spotlite on deh left ring goez dark.
Deh spotlite comez bak on breefly adn deh cween bowz.
Deh otterz nom nom nom moar fishes.
Deh spotlite on deh left ring goez dark.
Finale?!?!!!
*wants moar otterz!!!!*
*clarifies quickly*
*wants to see Cweenmj’s otterz purrform moar*
wud u like a babeh otter uv ur verry own?
Yesh, oh yesh!! Mai ai pleez, pleez *whines unrelentingly*
careful! i seem to some cheezpeeps getting turned into pregnant otters!
No fankies, ur majistee. Awlreddee had wun — so ai … erm … wouldn’t want to deprive uvverz uv teh saem joyful experience.
Ai wud be totally happitayl jus to see uvver pplz bebbeh otterz purrformin in teh circus.
Standin obayshun fur da kyoot kyoot kyoot babbeh otturz!!!
W00t w00t….less du teh waive wyle weer standin!
*moovs paw frum syde tu syde doin da cweenz (nawt mj) wayb*
Liek dis? *snerk*
Sumtymes, itz guud tu bii da boss, rite Angelina?
Mayks meh wunner iffn is wurf awl teh trubblol, tho
Well, yeah, butt (!) ai’m gessin itz nawt ebberee dai dat yu git tu nom awn sirkus fisheez delibbered strayt tu yur feet by obeedeeyunt minyus!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
taykz awll Shynee Deevyssez
away frum Hewminz!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
amz grayt neegosheeayturr.
Hoaldz awll t3h Ayssez!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
mayz keepz Shynee Deevyssez
if Rubbinz nawtz gud!!!
Jack.
Hi guys did you miss me?
AAAKK! Dat klown luuks ebil! Run fur ur lyfes! *runs*
*steelz ebil clownz noze*
*runzawaylaffing*
*nose explodes on deh cween*
splattering blue paint on herz
*wavez majiklol bonking stik at deh ebil clown
*ebil clown floats up intu deh air and hangz dere,
*suspended, flailing helplessly in mid-airz
*wavez majiklol bonking stik at deh bloo paint
*and it disappeerz
*wispurrs*
U kin also uze “Levicorpus” (a majiklol spell) to danglol sumwun upsied-down frum himz/hurz anklol.
*has a sad*
why U know likes clowns
isn’t they cute
offers AP a feather
Um, ai lykes funneh klowns, sumtymz.
Nawt so shoor bowt skayreh ebil wunz, tho…
is not scary, just looks scary…
Sowwy, but datz gud enuff foar meh *runs*
omcc! ebil_clown I has mist u!!
did u bring teh cursed ebil balloonies today??
I can has one??
Clebburr Tukkz Kitteh
habz awll hurz Hewmin’z trezzhurrd
Shynee Deevyssez!
Clebburr Tukkz Kitteh
amz grayt neegosheeayturr.
Haoldz awll t3h Ayssez!!
Clebburr Tukkz Kitteh
may keepz Shynee Deevyssez
if Runnin’z nawt gud!
Jack.
OH!! Teh Circus is wonderful!
*Casey & Bette sit up on hindlegs, clappity-clap tehy front paws wif a enthoosiasm*
Yay, hurray, wez all a-gog!
As lawn as u iz nawt all a-goggie.
The All Vuvuzela Canine Circus Band parades around the ring, playing a mighty fanfare
*paaaaaaarp paaaaaaarp paaaaarpitty PAAAAAAARP*
The ringmaster steps up…Lo! He speaks!
Laaaaadies and gentle cheesefriends! You know him! You love him! You invoke his name! Now please put your hands, paws and flippers together for
The Amazing Hughzinni, World’s greatest juggling manatee!!!
He juggles cheeseburgers! He juggles footballs! Is that a ladybug in there?? Whatever, you name it and he can juggle it!!!!
h ttp://cheezburger.com/View/3782943488
Oooh…yu can jugglolz pynapplols??
*hazza impressed*
Awsum!!! Hugh, u am sooooo talented!! I had no idea!!!
Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Ai wuz waiting for teh band to arribe!!!!
*…has a happy…*
*leeds da pengwinz, chinchilleez, kittehs, goggehs adn babbeh otturz inna sirkus dansdansdans arownd teh tent*
Aftur watching awl teh wunnerful akts (adn akting ups), Catsablanca deesaids tu trai agin (will shii nebbur lern?).
*Bundlols Squeaky, Molly, Bailey adn Sassy adn goes tu teh stayging area*
*Meets hur frenz Ratzncatzn adn Seescats adn Dovely hoo has brot S, M, B & S’s brovvurs adn sisturz, Sebastian, Keesa, Smudge, teh daintee Isabella and teh deluhkit Freya*
*Ebreebuddee huddlols tu git teh akt set upz wifowt losing ennebuddee*
*Hawnk hawnk, hawnk hawnk!!!*
*Owt fru teh kurtinz coems a littlol Barbie car*
*Wayte, wut? Teh car amz full ov Klown Kittehs!*
*Arownd teh rings it goes n noe partikular direkshun*
*Hawnk hawnk, hawnk hawnk!!!*
*Suddenlee teh car stopz*
*Klown Kittehs start spilling owt…..hao menne r n tehre??*
*Demz has big red noses, funnee hats, adn big shooz (eggsept Sassy…hur feets r tuu big & noe shooz fit; wai u fink hur naem is short fur Sasquatch?)*
*Sassy maeks amazing leeps onna platform (fur a cat ov hur size)*
*Bailey bravelee walks alawng teh tinee edge arownd teh tawp ov teh tent*
*Squeaky contortz himself n2 unbeleebablol posishuns*
*Molly dancez arownd waiving hur plume tayle laik a cween (nawt MJ)*
*Isabella claimbs onna car adn pullz a flowur owt ov noware, tehn noms it*
*Freya crawls unner teh car adn hydes*
*Smudge rollols ober adn ober adn ober*
*Keesa skampurz up teh centur pole tu surbey teh scene*
*Sebastion reeches fur teh door handlol adn yes! Hii openz teh car door!*
*Awl nyne kittehs clammur bak n2 teh Barbie car adn awae dey goes, leabing a trayle ov red noses adn funnee hatz*
*luuks bakk-n-forf-n-up-n-daon, followin awl teh kittehz*
Wowz, dats a lawtta kittehz, duin amayzin fings!
Wish ai kud teech mai minyuns tu du dat kynda stuffs!
Whispurrz: A lotta teh stuff tehy am doing iz teh saem fings tehy du at hoem….clymbing awn ledges, hopping awn teh car, body twistifying, rolloling n teh durt, clymbing trees, etc. Butt(!) tehy donut ware teh clown costooms at hoem. Adn apparentlee nawt fur lawng at teh circus sinse tehy taked tehm awf adn left tehm awn teh grownd.
:LOL: Ai haz never seen mai Bumpy Katt ryde teh Corgi’s but it’z been a lawng tyme fanty-see !!
Dat…wuz…awwsum!!
Fankeez….butt(!) sii mai abuv cawmint. Aifinkso ur pengwins r bery talinted.
Aw, fanks!! Da hardest part, oddlee enuff, wuz gettin ‘em tu wer da seqwinned vestz!
Dey wuz teh cyootest Penkwins eber *runz arownd in eggsited sugar high*
*noms sum moar kotton kandee adn triez tu keep up wif TTC*
Sensoree oberlode…ai haz it!
Noe moar kottin kandee fur u, TTC! FYI, Ai has teh 4 kittehs, adn their brovvers adn sisturs frum ovver litturs live wif mai frenz (Ai yoosed tu lib awn teh sayme property). Ai tuk in teh momma kitteh wehn shii wuz pregnant (agin), adn kept hur adn hur bebbehs. Shii has sinse crossed teh bridge, butt(!) shii libs awn n hur awfspring adn n owr harts. Molly has hur coloring adn markings, jest lawng fur nsted ov short. Adn sumtaims at nait Ai swear a kitteh has jumped up awn teh bed wif mii, but there is nowun tehre, sew Aifinkso shii has coem fur a bisit laik shii used to.
Luukit teh floof!
**SPLORT**
Oh noez, red hazza splorted!!
Muub asyde ebberbodee, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweepz up deh braynz…sweep, sweep inna tydee pile*
*Rinsez da braynz wiff da seltzer waddur borrowed frum da sirkus klowns*
*Pak, pak, pak awl da braynez bak intu da braynium cabbity*
*Snapz on da sooper dooper strawng noo CHRG (w/doi) adn pullz it doan tite*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap hed wiff deh sparklee starz duckee tayp*
Whew!! Dis CCCing izza hard werks!!
*Leeds red tu de splort recubbery lounj an wrapz up in deh floofee commeratib LOLSirkus Day blankee.*
Heerz sum hawt chokklit wiff xtra wippy creemz adn sum freshlee baked cukkies. Nao jus relackz an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wiffowt da proppur protekshun, ‘k?!. Oh yesh, adn wer dis klown noez fur awhyle tu, kthx!
Heer cums teh CCCC (teh Clown CCC)!
brap-brap-honk-wisslol-wisslol
*skoopy-skoopy teh brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez dem intu teh brayn rinsifyer wiff a dubblol flip*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh beer adn lemmingayd*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff multikullurd dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds teh biktim tu a frunt-row seet*
Sit heer adn watch teh amayzin circus akts!
Heers a yummeh hotgoggie adn sum kottin kandeh.
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at kyootniss.
*waybs smellin-sawlts unner redz noaz*
Is u alyfs? Can u heer meh? Is u enjoyin teh amayzin aktibiteez?
*noms poppycorms* Wow, dis am teh bestest sirrkuss ebber!
ohai mezzomom
pj an jessica r passin out da cottin kandi an hotgoggiez 2 ebberi1. pleeze 2 help urself.
an nao, as da cirkus drawz 2 a end, wee c dat famus klown, emmit kelly. him haz a broom an duzt pan an bginz 2 sweep up aftr da perfermerz woo r levin da cirkus ringz.
da brite spotlite illuminates only diz sad klown, an slowli da spotlite dimz an is extinguihd.
*tuu littlol kittins follo behynd teh klown*
Has u fyndingd enny moar fisheez lyin abowt? *sniff-sniff*
ohai kittehz, lotza fishi bitz 4 u liddle 1′s.
r u tu spohia an cyrano? i heer u r teechin ebberi1 in ur knew home 2 wership an obay u. dat iz as it shud b.
(ohai angelplume- i’ve moved my office frum 1 side of da buildin 2 da other. a better office but knot sew private. nebber no wen da bozzes b lurkin about. i’v had 2 cut bac on my ichc fun at werk. but woodent miss da cirkus. an how are the 2 newbies and da regal angelplume gettin along?)
Mmm, fankeez! *nom-nom* We dint get tu eets teh obber wunz.
Adn yeff, we is Sofia adn Cyrano, teh inseprablol siblins!
We duz ebryfing tugebber… so glad papa tuuk boff ob us hoam.
Yeff, ai hurd bowt ur noo offiss setup. Bummur dat.
Ai hayts habbin tu wurk wen sumwun myte be luukin ober mai sholdur at enny gibbin momint. Adds tu teh stress, aifink.
We nawt robots, ykno.
We is habbin kunstrukshun goin awn heer… teh kichen is bein remodlold (so teh doorway is blokkd off) adn tuday derz awlso sumwun inna baffruum refinishin teh tub (mama tryd duin it hurself a yeer or so ago, but itz bin peelin, so we cawld in teh profeshunlolz). So we kittins ar konfynd tu teh gest bedruum foar a wyols. Dats okay tho… papa juss brotted in owr lunches (skarffd it up adn likkd teh bowl kleen) so he brot in teh krunchifuds adn waddur tuu. Angie is owtsyde, as yoozhyooul, hydin sumwayr frum awl teh noyze. Duzznt bovver us, tho, we juss sleeps fru it awl.
Angie is still upsetted by teh noobeez, speshulleh wen we is snugglolin wiff papa at nyte. She duznt lyke tu get dat neer tu us adn wants papa tu hurseff. Hims pets hur wenebber he can, tho, so she nawt finkin bowt runnin awayz or nuffin, juss nawt reel happy, ykno? Ah well, we is shoor dat it will awl wurk owt inna end.
Ai saw Emmit Kelly when ai wuz a bery small kidlet (5 years old) when da cirkus camed to town. Ai eben still haz da program frum den. Adn dats a bery long time ago.
ai growed up in brooklyn new york. mai dad wud tak mi 3 systerz an eny frendz dat wantd 2 joinz us.
weed eet da cottin kandi an get da ringin brothrs an barum baily specul flash litez. den wen da litez went out ebberi1 wud swing da flashlitez on da red lite side an da cirkuz tent luked magikal.
nao wen ai c da advertizmintz 4 da sircuz, ai feel sad. not a gud fing 4 da animalz.
butt emmit kelli wuz brilliant klown.
I have those exact same remotes…
Same……
the on the right looks like mine