LuvscatsVa cums riding in on a baby lolophant, wif pink feathers on her collar and a pink tutu wif feathers and a sparkly tiara, blowing sparkly pink bubblols at the crowd. Ohai, ohai awl!! Baby lolophant also has sparly pink collar and pink polish on her toenails, and does a little waltz for the onlookers, carefully so as not to tip off LCV.
Juss a shado uv himselb…
Luuks liek teh Twilite Zoan !!
Congaratz Anni !! * Ai wuz diztrakted
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LuvscatsVa cums riding in on a baby lolophant, wif pink feathers on her collar and a pink tutu wif feathers and a sparkly tiara, blowing sparkly pink bubblols at the crowd. Ohai, ohai awl!! Baby lolophant also has sparly pink collar and pink polish on her toenails, and does a little waltz for the onlookers, carefully so as not to tip off LCV.
(um, ai hope itz time for cirkus nao…)
LCV whistles into empty cirkus tent- wonders where awl her cheezfrenz are.
*whispers* Aifink it’s teh 9am lol, but thx fur teh trayler!
LCV realizes she is 3 hours early- she and baby lolophant walk away. sadly.
No! nawt tu b sad!!! I lubz a baby elolofentz!!!
Hee, hee !! Nawt yet, itz teh nekts LOL at 9am pasifikly !!
* Isle bi in bed *
Ooo, luk at taht lolophant
!! * PB stans tu get a betta luuk *
* Nao ai haz a mentlol imidge !! Sew cyoot
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Oooh…dat babbeh lolophant bi da kyootie patootie!! Hao lawng did it taek yu tu paintify herz toenails??
About 20 minnits- she iz berry cooperatif!
Gud ting her footsez nawt bi tikklolish!!
ur attenshunz plz!!
Deh circuz am cumming tu town!!
Datz rite!! On deh berry negst LOL…. 9 am Cheeztime, noon Eestern, 11 Central, 10 Mountain, and 9 Pacific, adn *mumblty* TTI time.
*6 babeh otterz scramblol arownd mj lukking fur fish*
*wun ottur pokez himz cold noze on mjz anklol.*
*giglolz* Stop it! dat ticklolz!!
*deh otterz continue to poke and prod, skweeking, and tumbling over ee chudderz*
Time tu put deh finishing tuchez on ur circus act!!
Pffft! Ai alreddy gave away mai act!!
It b raining catz and dogz here….. I wunder if dat wud make a gud circus act?
Somebody call the Doctor, quick!
Teh tiem space contimyouum iz verwy purrple!
Itz prolly whair teh purplol peeplol eeter kumz frum !! * Purplol-peeplol ?*
Ai awlwayz wundored if it wuz a thingy dat eets purplol peeplol oar if it eets peeplol and it’s purplol.
Akshully, BC iz real axing undurr a blak lyte, having just kunsoomd sum ritechuss nip…..wheeeee……….wait, wut?…………woooooo……..
Midnyte Kitteh waytz
4 full dawrkness so himz beecumzz
t3h Invizzibbill!
Midnyte Kitteh wuz
t3h Invizzibbill wen himz
wuz unddurr Beeg Lawng Chayr!!
Midnyte Kitteh wuz
cownteengz Shynee Deevyssezz.
Naow himz wawntz sum moar!!!
Jack.
When are you people going to learn that there is such a thing as over-LOL-speaking and that it just isn’t funny when you do it?!?!?!?
Needs a better caption.
(out of flagrant disrespect to the captioner, I have chosen to only use correct English in this comment)
Derez caik inda brayke ruum
Deres caek in da braekroom, help urself
*rollz a trolley in wif a chokklit cake, and an angel fud cake wif fresh strawberry topping.*
Halping urself! dere b plenty fur ebbreewun.
*cutz cakez adn setz peeces on liddlol platez wif paper doileez*
Wii haz icee tea adn hawt kawffee, tu! and ice kreemz.
Yu had mi at chokklit!
*Takez a piece o cake*
me too! *takes peece o’cake*
Ohai fank u! I needz de sustu… susta… nomz fur my cirkuz akt!
*takes kawffee, putz scup of ice kreemz in itz…*
Yay- caek!!
Oooo fanks!!! Jus wot ai needz 2 b getin meh frou dis wurk ai am sposed 2 b doin…
Yummm….chokklit caek adn kawffee…brekfust ob champyuns!!
*nomsipnomsipnomsip*
Fankees, yur madjestee!!
Yesh! Dat shud be awn a cerealol bocks! Fankee ur majestee!