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Cheezburger plz. Hold teh bun, cheez, pikel, tomato, mayo, letus an onyun. Doan bodder to grillz the burger. Ai preferz it raw. Thx.
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Wayrz teh beef? Puttit awn mai playt.
Datz ryte, nuffin els. Kthxbai!
an ai gotz a berri big playte. kthnxbi
Sokay… juss put it inna pyle. A big pyle.
Conga ratz, AP!
Lyk angel fliun thru skai,
Nawt sekkund nite star!
Fankeez catena!
Ai is tyed wiff carosue.
We go tu booteek!
At teh thai boo teak
Yu wil has manee choy sus.
Soe manee neis tinks!
Kittehs adn bunnehs
Lots adn lots ob shyneh fings
Eben fridj magnits!
Brite sparklee kat balls
Ribbunz, stringz, adn udda tinkz
Toiz fur gud kittehs!
Teh beff part ob awl
Is shayrin it wiff cheezfrens
Awl ar winnurz heer
Mai fabe oar rit plais
Iz teh thai boo teak drink bar
Full awf fizzee boos
Ai lyke teh snakk bar
Rushin kabyar!
Speshul fuds frum ebrywayr
Yu ken kepe fisch eggz!
Kent eet ennetink dat swimz
Eggsept fur teh dukz!
Ai mayk u a deel
Ai trayds u dis cheezburger
For ur sammin stayk!
mak dat two!
iffin u kan, mak dat elebenti pleez. an phix 1 4 urself. ai’m bying.
O yeh? Lessee ur munneez, kitteh.
elebenti 1, elebenti too, elebenti free…….iz dat nuff 4 da chez b’zs?
ai wundr if derez eny munniez lefted inna mai port pholio.
if knot, ai’l cash in mai stockz..
Um, kitteh… deez tuu ar monoploly muneez, dis is a keechayn, doze fings ar bottlol kaps, adn teh rest ar buttinz.
yea, sew whe kan by ebberifing….
Ai runz a tabby.
haff it mai wae!
♪♫ Hoald teh pikklol hoald teh lettiss
Speshul ordurs doan upsettus
Awl we ask is dat u lettus surb it ur way! ♪♫
Ai want mai cheezburgur awn kredit!!
Yu wont it awn account ??
On account ob no munnee ??
ai wil gladlee pai yoo Toosday fur ay cheezburgur tuday.
delishus cheezburger! but watz a cheezburger wifout the bun, pikel, cheez, tomato, onyun, mayo and letus?? it juss wudnt be teh saem!!
Ai kno itz nawt teh saym. Tuday ai wants sumfin diffrint, k?
dis tiem… PUT TEH CHEEZ ON!!
Wich cheez?
.
Ayib cheese
Bokmakiri cheese
Caravane cheese
Durrus cheese
Esrom cheese
Friulano cheese
Gruyère cheese
Hushållsost cheese
Ilchester cheese
Jameed cheese
Kefalotyri cheese
Lancashire Cheese
Mihaliç Peyniri cheese
Noyan cheese
Oaxaca cheese
Pantysgawn cheese
Queso semiduro cheese
Red Leicester cheese
Stilton cheese
Touloumisio cheese
Urdǎ cheese
Västerbottensost cheese
Weisslacker cheese
Xynotyro cheese
Yarg cheese
Zamorano cheese
.
.
.
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***B***U***R***P***
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AWL OF IT!
)
yoo fergot teh mozzarella cheezez! nummeh!
Yoo fergotz teh Edam. Itz maed bakwerdz!
Yu noe kittehs wants teh cheez!
Teh ladee luks like she is going to deni teh request! Pur kitteh! It wud halp if teh kitteh had teh munnies, I suspeck.
Kitteh noez wut hii likez!!!
Akshullee — u kin inklood teh cheez.
Anna syde uv nip!
(Hoo’z payin fur awl tihs?)
I wunder wut els deh kitteh duzn’t want on him burger?
Avacadoz
Badger floof
Chili pepperz
D……
Dandruffs
Egg plantz
Frog spitz
Goggie harez
H…
Hawt sawce
Icky icky spydurrz
Joose, lemming
Kumkwatzez
Lax, Ex
M……
dang! layt ehgen!
Maalox
Nutz
Onyunz (ai tayk dem, kitteh!)
Pruynes
Q…
Quince jellee
Rutabagas!
Sardines
Tuna
V…
Uncut turmayturz
Verree sower pikklolz
Waddermellunz
Xtra leen beefz (tu dri…pleh!)
Yello squasshez
Zookeenie
Hoarse radush
Icen
Junk fude
K…
Kawliflowurz
Lentilz
Moldeh cheez
N…
Noxemah
Ointmuntz awf udda kines
Paprikah
Quarts dust
R…
Ryse
Sawdust
Toenayl klippins
U…
Un~noen fingz o.O
Visshy swaz
Waddermellon seedz
X…
hare
mawldy pikels
kukumber
an ai agree wif Catena… no hoarse radushes!
ai nawt hungry anymoarz…
acshlee, luks to me liek kitteh is triin to do a chin up!
*waivez floofy pawz* Ohai, Audra!!!
Folloed bai a bakk-legg-up, den a standin-up-awn-teh-kownturtawp.
Wich leeds tu nommin-up-whutebberz-in-syte.
he pwobablee eets too many cheezburgers an hes triin to cut bak on teh xtras. dats why he doin a chin up!
wate… yoo can neva hav too many cheezburgers!
“maek dat a dubble, and plz to add bacons, cuz teh baconz am mah fayvrit vejtabul, thxbai”
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy, home frum my day trip, late wif teh party but better late tahn nevar! to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ktd, Herby an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht glo in teh dark, ittybitty sekrit diarees wif secrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an sparkly smilie face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happee Buffday, Ebbrybuddy !!
Oooo !! Sekrit Diarees !!
* PB taiks wun tu rite sum daon sikrets coz himz tenz tu ferget
*
Thx Burfday Fairy
!!
*peaks ovur pb’s sholdur*
`Dja see eneefing?
Cud yuu rede taht
??
* PB taiks sum ob teh smilies, tuu !! (Thx tu NC66
) *
*tayks a peek* Du u see me peeking?
Yep
whut duz yoo meen ai neads munnies tu gits teh cheezburgur??
Ai wil gladly pay yoo tewsday for a cheezburgur tudai !!
WHAT!? Noe cheez?
I’m wif u. Kitteh wants teh cheez. An BACON!
I knoes! Den iz jus a hamburger. Kittehs liek cheez…
Kitteh iz at teh faire?
Faire fuds iz teh gud sumtiems.
**still wonderz wen/ware teh Taint Faire iz**
Taint ober heer. Mebbe ober der?
Bobby: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
“Easy Rider” FTW!
hehe cloz “Five Easy Pieces”.
I is jealuos ovz teh kitteh
Lolz.
Why would it you to hold the cheese? Isn’t this icanhasCHEEZEburger?
So a fine steak tartare?
Kitteh is ez to pleez
Iz noo here. Iz hooman to ketteh nmd Sasafrass. See is ketteh named hersef. Twoo. See is rescued ketteh. an iz Tortie. We libs in Catafornia, US (usual suspects) We lubs yoo pages. Wee lubs the ketteh pikturs. an our lttle harts go pitty pat for all yoo.
Iz nice dat dey puttid a steppistool dere fer kittehs to clym on for to mayk orderin eezier.
The Funny Part? It’s a chicken grill stand.
hold the cheez??? is that cat lactose-intolerant?