Tiger. Buster. Ginger. All popular cat names. How about some of the craziest cat names out there? According to Veterinary Pet Insurance, these are the top 10 wackiest cat names from the 485,000 cat names in their database:
1. Purr Diem
2. Bing Clawsby
3. Cleocatra
4. Admiral Pancake
5. Optimus Pants
6. Chairman Meow
7. Boo Manchu
8. Watts in a Name
9. Chenoa Azure Marshmellow-Puff
10. Senor Nachos
What’s the most unique cat name that you have ever given your kitteh? Let us know in the comments.
Source: SF Gate
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My cat’s name is Rant because she meows almost non-stop. But during the naming process, my boyfriend and I came up with 3 or 4 other names we liked too. Her full name is Rant Dio Kit-tat-ten Mc Tufty Ears.
Currently my ruling kitties are Pewterschmidt, The Totally Terrific Talking Tigger (never shuts up), and Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix (aka Felix). I have in the past been a loyal subject of Queen Caledonia, Socrates, Ice Princess, Bandito, Oscar Mew La Renta, Jade Tiger, Caleb, Elijah, and many more.
We have several…Squeaky Fromm, Bucky Gimpstein, Boris & Natasha (Russian Blues) and Mini Me.
I once had a cat named Ambrap. She got the name, cause she did play in the bathroom as a kitten, and got a bottle of Fiori d’Ambra over herself. She smelled nice for about a month……
my cats:
nyx – greek goddess of night – she’s black all over
Lady – short for ‘her ladyship’
niglet – she was small and black
Pyewacksterbaxtermaxtercatstersupermackstercatstersmellybuttsterfatstercatsterperfectcatstercutesterlatiousmaxtercatstersqueaksterlatorcatstermacksteryawnsterlator is my cat’s name.
My son named our kitten: ‘Mr. Fuzzypants’
My hubby had a kitteh named Torpor. Definition:state of decreased physiological activity, which sounds purrfect to me….
My friends have a female cat called Colin…….
Serendipity & Maxwell Von Puff’n'Stuff
My kids found a cat in the Pizza Hut parking lot. It was my daughter’s turn to give the cat her first name so she chose “Supreme”. My son’s choice for the middle name was “Overlord”.
My last cat was Commander Napoleon Bonaparte the Batman. He turned out to be evil D:. Now I have two kitties: Scar and Mufasa. Before Batman, I had Vato and Scrunchy.
My husband and I just got a new kitten. We named it MC Onion because it is a little trouble-maker. MC Onion comes from “Rap-scallion”. :-p We just call him Onion for short.
My cats name is lipstick – blame the 5 year old. i’ve also had a cat named dumbass – mom said she wasn’t taking him to the vet with his first name (bonehead) so we changed it. I’ve also had Ruffles(because she liked chips), Oscar (who was female) and Genny (short for generic, we couldn’t come up with a name)
I am humble housestaff to 3 gorgeous kittehs: Lucy Mewing, JR Mewing, and Edgrr Houdini.
Mine is a white persian cat called Mr. Snow White.
barn kittehs: Frida Katlo and Duncan MacKitty
Weirdest name is Troll. Short for “The Troll” (we didn’t name him, but it fits him so we kept it). We thought originally that it was for his looks (he’s an orange Peke face Persian — think the movie version of Crookshanks!) but, nope, it was for his personality!
Second weirdest was the kitten that the person we got him from named Vasco da Gama (he and his sisters got left on her front porch — sisters were in the box and Vasco was 15′ up a tree!).
Current cats (besides Troll) are Polychrome (after the Oz character), and Robin and Marion (we didn’t name those two, but they were 9 year old litter mates we adopted and it was too late to change them at that point).
Previous cats were BJ (shortened from “Bit Junior”), Obilot (from the character in Wolfram von Eschenbach’s _Parzival_, because she was little and cute), Perri (which got transmogrified from “Purri”), and Byron (he was an abused Maine Coon rescue that needed a dignified name — he was a former show cat and his papers said his name was something like “Mckittycreek [something] Big Boy”]. Also, briefly, a pair of tortie strays (mother and daughter) we named Eponine — and no, she was definitely NOT a “Fantine” personality — and Cosette.
Friends of ours have a cat named Captain Jollypaws. Some other friends used to have a cat known as Massacre (short for “Saturday Night Massacre”) who was well-named: she was known to push expensive lamps off tables, and we once watched her go after their neighbors’ red setter even though Massacre was only about 6 lbs (that was 6 lbs of Basement Cat clone, however….)
I had a cat named Point of Mew. He was a tuxedo boy with an exclamation point on his face.
My cat’s name is Princess Babydoll Fluffypants. She also goes by “Baby,” “Angel,” “Booby,” and “Dammitgetdown.”
Our Kittehs (all rescue kitties) are named:
1) Simcha ~ Hebrew word for “Joy”
2) Fester
3) Princess Pippy Longstockings ~ we call her Pippy
4) Christine ~ named for the leading female role in Phantom of the Opera because she has markings that make her look like she is wearing a mask
5) Meows~a~Lot ~ because… well… she meows a LOT!
6) Gots Milk ~ because his markings look as if he has a milk mustache
7) Jim
8) Spazzoid ~ we call her Spazzy
9) Shorty ~ ‘cuz she’s short!
My kitten’s name is Perla May Petalpaws. When I get her a brother I’m going to name him Sulu Baker Biscuit-Maker
My mother’s ex husband named his tabby the following:
Rampasat Harribai Spoonielal V Muckagee and the V stands for Very Good Wiekwiek Catching Walla – we just called him Muksy
My Kitties are
Knuckles the Mafia Cat – Previous owners had her declawed
and Carmella Findus Pixel Schrödinger Rustaeus-Rennie Queen of Egypt, Ruler of Gooshie and overlord of all she surveys. (You have to say it all in one breath or she’ll ignore you)
LOL
Probably the name of my current kitty, it’s Thea Elise which are both two common names for people. So whenever I speak about her people thinks she’s a sister or something.
Other cats I’ve had only had common names such as Simba…
My cats are named Rear Admiral Doctor Grace Murray Hopper and Elle N’Est-Pas Réné Magritte. Before them I had a cat named The Chesapeake And Ohio Railroad.
We have four cats
Eldest (16) is Her Mogjesty Katerina Kanonenkugel, aka Cannonball or K-ball.
Next (both 11 next month) are Mistress B’Elanna and Seven Of Nine Lives, or B and Sev for short.
Youngest (18 months) is Foxy Cleopatra, call-sign “Jingles”
I had a black cat named Loki who was truly mischievous – he would hide under the sink until my ex would go to do the dished and then pop out and viciously attack her ankles. And a cat named Eno, after the musician/producer.
Kitty-Caughtee-Cooties. Don’t judge; I was four years old.
My cousin named her cat Tequila Sunrise. Tequila’s two kittens names are Obby (for he has many toes, short for Oddball) and Margarita.
My two kitties are named Scarlet (the grey tortie, or Scarureto) and Michiro (the seal-point shorthair barn, or Michidoze)
I had a Kitten Caboodle, a Cat Astrophe, and currently I have Freeloader and Mooch!
I have a friend with two cats named Pork and Beans
All of our cats have two names (Toby John, Snowy Ellenore ect) We adopted a cat called Sooky and we call her “Sooky-Laa-Laa”. She likes to throw things off the table if we don’t feed her fast enough. We taught her to use a desk-bell to ring when she is hungry – big mistake, lol. (The novelty wore off when she started ringing it at 2:00 am for a snack
. But we love her so much.)
My cat’s name is Kenai. But I didn’t name him Kenai, his previous owner named him Kenai. I have yet to learn just what the hell the name Kenai even means.
It is the name of a peninsula in Alaska. Its origin is Alaskan and literally translates into meaning Flat, barren Land…
It is ALSO a male Inuit name meaning Kyra Climbingbear
Not one of mine but I know someone who called his cat “Kick”!
We’ve tried not to give our kittehs mundane names. After all, if you’ve seen the musical “Cats”, or read T.S. Elliot’s “Ol’ Possum’s Book of Practical Cats”, you’ll know that a kitteh must have three names—the name the family uses daily, his/her own personal name, and his/her secret name which only the kitteh knows and will never confess.
Over the past 25 years of our marriage, we’ve been owned by:
Rezhyk (named for a cranky wizard in a fantasy book)
Artemis (Greek goddess of the moon)
Chieri (she was polydactyl, and named for a race of six-fingered people in a science fiction book)
MacLeod (called “Mac” — hubby is a “Highlander” fan)
Jasmine (younger son loved the Disney “Aladdin” movie at the time)
Galen and Baran (brothers, all black; Galen had green eyes, Baran has golden brown. “Galen” is Tolkien Elvish for “green” and “baran” is Elvish for “golden-brown”.)
Trinket (a tortie who looked like a pile of baubles when she was little)
And then the siblings we took in as feral kittehs when they were ten days old (they’re all two years old now). All of them are all-black but one has a white “jewel spot” at his throat. See if you can guess which one:
Bear (older son named him after Bear Grylls)
Havoc (younger son named him for the chaos he created)
Frodo (hubby is a “Lord of the Rings” fan, if you didn’t pick up on that earlier; he was the runt and the one we were afraid wouldn’t make it — now he’s a gorgeous, compact little kitteh-cat. And yes, he’s the one bearing the “One Ring” white spot.)
Sable (the only female — I named her to compliment her plush fur — she’s my baby)
Orion (last to be named until we remembered the name of the cat in the first “Men In Black” movie. Orion’s not an orange tabby, but he IS a mighty hunter, like his mythological namesake.)
Well, currently we have 4 cats, McLean Leighanne McLitterson(we call her Mickey and Princess Mooma of the Fur People), Torii Hunter, Wiggum, and a cat we refer to as Bushy or Hellcat because my brother gave her a vulgar name that she sadly comes to when called.
FeeLion!!!! The best cat name ever!! She is now 21 years old.
Rumford Rutabaga Bakewell Schmitt III
All registered as:
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Thierry Monchap Tate-Sutton
Lulu La Frou Tate-Sutton
Mimi La Fou Tate-Sutton
Lynxelot Maledict Monchap Tate-Sutton
Belle La Frou Tate-Sutton
Lynxelot Zizou Monchap Tate-Sutton (RIP 2009 :O(
Fifi La Frou Tate-Sutton (RIP 2008
Dey iz awl Blk & Wht (cept Maledict, he awl blk), ai fink we haz a pattern hea!!
Meh Kitteh name es Pasta. Fwend likes tow call em noodles.
over the years we’ve had: margaret, mr. spot peabody, ivan & nicolas. now i live with boots, confetti, and mr. sneezy
used to have a cat called bat cat. Cuz it wus black
We have one kitty named ‘Cita which is short for Pobrecita (spanish for “poor little girl”) who was found in a storm drain by one of the neighborhood kids. She is a tail-less cat, and at one time had the nickname of “Stinkybutt” due to tummy issues, It got worse and she was rechristened “Poopybutt” and then got better and now she is “Fuzzybutt”. All nicknames given to her by the hubby.
We also have Goblin who was found at a firehouse after being shot with an air rifle, poor thing. He was not given that name because we found him the day before Halloween (which we did) or because he is all black (which he is). He got that name because when it is nighttime he blends in with the carpet and you can’t see him. He lies in wait for you to walk by, wraps his paws around your leg, and makes you drag him with you, which is actually an improvement over when we first got him and he would capture your leg and sink his teeth into your ankle. We thought the name was appropriate.
We also have a three-legged, rescue, almost roadkill dog named Grace.
Incidentally, we have renamed our home “The Adkins Home for Wayward Animals”
All our cats start out with one name, but then get one or two more based on their personalities.
Our turkish van started out as Pumpkin, but is now Booger face.
We also had one we named pouncerella cinnamon toes because pounced a lot and her feet looked like cinnamon donuts.
Sparkle became buddha belly, then finally just Boo.
Dis iz so troo!!
Thierry = Big/Terry
Lulu = Oo oo/Mentally Challenged
Mimi = Mimler/Heinrich Himler/Fluffles/Fallafluffy
Maledict = Mally/Oh Most Intelligent One/Handsome/Booful
Belle = Kitten/Piddler/It
My 4 year old daughter named a cat we adopted, “Sonja Petticoat Diamond”
I have had Spats – black kitty w white spats , Raquel Raccoon – cuz she had the spiffy mask and ringtail (shortened version apparently awaiting moderation hmmph) big huge fluffy “mom” cat that slept in the crib with us and draped over our necks at night when we were older lol. Then there was my ‘mizer name Pinnochio – he had a long nose and was REALLY crosseyed, and our witchy BC that adopted us on Halloween night that was named Ebony. Then there was Isis. And recently after not having any kitties for years, I started out with my baby Pillage – got him at a Renn Faire and totally lived up to his name. Got him a sister, little callicoco name Plunder – again totally fits her name. Pillage got sick and went over the bridge unexpectedly so I got a new brother for the Plunder, an orange tom named Loot, who is now GINORMOUS and insane and talks all the time. I am going to get him a purple collar so I can call him my Epic Fat Loot! (its a gamer thing lol)
Our large, love-sponge of a cat is always under foot trapping anyone passing by to give her a belly rub, scratch behing the ear, etc….we call her: Speedbump!
Tabbygail Van Kittyworthless
And we had a Stinky once.
our oldest’s FULL name is Princess Ojo Hime Sama Longcat (the mouse nazi). and our younger cat’s name is Menchi (japanese for MEAT)
and BOTH will live in our house for MANY MORE YRS
I have Scrat (Ice age character), sometimes that becomes Scratimus, that became Scratimoose, then moose. I also have Captin Jack Sparrow (he has a black mark over his eye), sometimes called Jackopotomus.
Growing up we had a cat that I named Cinderella. It wasn’t until later we discovered she was actually a he-so it became Cinderello. When we moved and he had passed, we got an orange one we named Oscar. I have at my parents house Priscilla since she looked like Priscilla Presley. When I moved out on my own, I got a black kitten and named him Gomez. He was pure evil
Mister Oscar Amadeus Birthday (Moab)
Our first cat is names Heartbreaker – My husband said I broke his heart when I wouldn’t let him name her Bob.
Our second cat is Voldemort, and our third cat is Maleficent. The vets have the hardest times with their names.
Our fourth cat is Kona.
my kitty was born with only 1 eye.. his name is captain long john fuzzy pants
We have two rescues who WERE named Smokey
( lilac point siamese) and Chocolate ( dark brown burmese) . We have a pal nicknamed Smoky, so that wouldn’t do, and Chocolate was much higher maintenance that just plain chocolate . So she became ‘Truffles’ and he became ‘Doolin’ , our favourite spot in Ireland. their nick names include Tuffy and Little Bit ’cause she’s tiny, and doo-doo man.and The Big D ’cause he’s not.
i had a friend with a cat named “Milk Truck”
I named my cat for his pension for stealing all of the neighbourhood cats food
His name is: Freeloader.
When I was a kid, we had a cat named Slrt. Yes, spelled s-l-r-t, pronounced “slurt”. It was just a nonsense word my younger sister came up with for him and it just stuck. It even became a verb, because the cat was always looking to get into trouble, so we’d say he’s “slrting around”.
My cats now are Albus and Luna, after Harry Potter characters.
Mai kittehs names are: Miss Foofy Doodles and Countess Squeakers VonDoodlkins. I had a lot of free time on my hands.
Our new kitten is named DJ Jazzy Kurv. Our 14-year-old cat is named Scully…and not after the Dodger’s announcer, either.
We had a cat named Lil’ Bit O’Money after we paid $350 for her. Her father’s name was Lil’ Bit O’Honey. Don’t let your children name pets or you might have to live with cats named Booger and Papertowel.
We currently live with:
Bye-Bye
Mr. Tinkle
Twinkie
The Invisible Cat
My bengal is called Sultana Naoka the Princess of Doom – it gets shortened to Naoka, or the Princess of Doom!! Unfortunately the vet sometimes calls her Nokia!!!
Our oldest cat (15) is BC – Bad Cat. At various times he’s also been called Bonkers Cat, Black Cat, Bozo Cat, Brat Cat and Brainless Cat (he’s not the sharpest knife in the butcher block). (At the shelter he was called “Satan” – no imagination, and totally NOT the right name for such a loving, friendly kitten.) But he’s been a wonderful friend. Our other two have much more normal names – Sophia (13 1/2, fluffy maine-coon-wannabe queen of the house – her name in the shelter as a kitten was “Fluffy The Mouth”) and Molly (4, the tuxedo-cat pesky little sister).
My Kitteh iz names Skittles.
Ah used to have a kitteh named Flappy But she got ebtn by goggies.
Skunky!!
Oh dear…are we counting outdoor kittehs, too? (Just re-read the thread.) In that case, there are several ferals outside that have come and gone (and some have stayed) that my hubby and I take care of. We gave them names in self-defense, just to keep them all straight.
It started when our beloved Galen slipped out of the house almost three years ago and we never saw him again.
We put out food, water in a heated bowl (it was January), and a heating pad inside an open cat carrier, but he never came back. However, we attracted every other stray cat in the neighborhood, and it was heart-breaking that most of them seemed to be black cats, but none of them was our Galen. Since then, we’ve seen several pass through our yard: Katie, her kitteh Binx (who is the Mama of our five little ones — we took them from her when she tried to move them out of our garage), Odin (he was missing one eye), Mr. B.B. Siamese (“B.B.” stood for “Big Balls”), Yellow Tom, Barbosa, Yoro-ichi, Tuxie, Feather-Ear, Clooney (a very handsome-looking dark-orange tabby), and Thor. Out of all of them, Binx and Tuxie hang around the most, and Thor comes around frequently for the free food. Katie, Yoro-ichi and Barbosa died, and Odin, Mr. B.B. Siamese, Yellow Tom and Clooney have stopped coming around. They may have moved on, died or been picked up by Animal Control.
We called our cat Zaphnath Paaneah (or Zaph for short) and my mate called his cat Zigzag Bengali Stardust (aka Ziggy). We could have gone for Fluffy or Socks, but no, the more ridiculous the better, provided you can shortern it when calling them
My kitteh’s name isn’t anything crazy, but I think it’s a good solid name.
Virgil aka Virgilius
I had a cat named Basil Expedition Baggins Pants…first 2 names are from Austin Powers, baggins from Lord of the Rings (frodo…he was always exploring things) and Pants, dunno why. He lives with my ex-wife now tho.
My parents have had:
Stacey (my mom’s favourite cat ever who got hit and killed by a car right in front of us)
Smokey Pokey (a smoky grey cat who we had to put down because she became traumatized when we moved and did her business everywhere except the litter box after that)
Daisy (we inherited from a great-aunt who passed away, and ran away not long after, never to be seen again)
Oscar (who we gave away to a sheep farmer when we moved to the city)
Zipper and Gadget (Sisters that I got from a friend, Zipper so named because she would zip onto the school bus with my friend in the morning and we’d have to catch her and dump her off lol)
Kitty (a stray that jumped in our kitchen window one winter morning with her tail half-frozen, she eventually disappeared never to come back after a few years
I ‘m an animal communicator so I wait for the cats to tell me their names. The cat I had when I got married was TARJJID. I have had a lot of kitties, currently have 15. One, a Tuxedo female, is Shiela Na Gig.
The Cowboy. Oh, and Newman.
I have two black cats – Karma and Juju. Usually they both answer to “Bad …”
The name I liked best was “Uzbek” for a sweet, fluffy brown cat. It was extra funny to me because she was named for a Second City TV skit about Russian TV, in which public service spots kept airing about Uzbekhs – always shown as wearing huge fur coats and being a public nuisance, which my little cat never was.
I’ve done a couple of posts on that sort of thing. I don’t think I could ever come up with anything as cool as the folks who named their cats “Spatula,” “Porkchop Porkchop Molloy,” and “State of Maine.”
I had a kitten and I couldn’t decide on just one name. It kept getting longer and longer until I finally just had to trim it down and finalize it so I could remember my kitty’s name. I decided on:
“Evelyn Hope Giant Sand Worm McCloud”
Do I win? I think I win.
I had a calico named Scooter !!
belsebubb (old swedish word for satan) and yes teh kitteh is still a little devil
My daughter has cats: two sister cats that showed up on the porch as kittens and she decided we should keep them.
She named them both Howard.
My cat is Her Royal Majesty, the Queen Cockleburr, the World’s Grouchiest Cat. Originally, she was just Cockleburr (when I found her at my grandmother’s farm, she had cockleburs in her fur) but as we got to know her… well, she thinks she’s royalty (she will come to “Your Majesty” but not “Cockleburr”) and the “grouchy” comes from the fact she’s 17 years old.
I used to have a cat named Ewok.
well, ive fostered many puppies and kittens with my family and owned many pets ,but, these were the craziest:
my cat(still have him now) named fish
a fish(one of my pets)named cat(to mimic my cat)
a rottiewiler(we fostered)dei-o-gie(spell DOG out loud)
two kittens(fostered)crush soda(because he was orange)
and toe’d(because he had one extra toe on each paw)
Hope you enjoyed the names
My neighbor had a cat named Irregardless. Dunno why.
PITA… for Pain in the A**. She lived up to the name…
my cats names are Prince Twilight Nemesi(nem-eh-sigh) Clark and Princess Tabitha Nadine Clark
Our cat’s name is Eggnart. We don’t know why- my stepdad made it up one day when she was baby-sized and it stuck. We call her Nart for short, and she has a blingy rhinestone collar that says NART.
I had a cat named Napoleon, because when he was a kitten he marched in and tossed my other cat off my lap. I didn’t think it was that odd a name until I saw the looks people gave me when I called his name from the front porch. My brother had cats named Pittsburgh and Rimshot.
Rob Zombie, with a taste for human flesh (as well as wood, plastic, plaster), he was more human than human
Not particularly a funny name but I had a seal point siamese in the late sixties that I named Illya Nickovich Kuryakin. Yes, I was a Man From UNCLE fan.
Boogaloo and Meatloaf are the most unique names I’ve given my “friends”
My kittehs are Pip and Mama. Pip is short for Pipsqueak, because she was the runt of Mama’s litter, and Mama is Mama because she was pregnant when we found her as a stray.
Our large, love-sponge of a cat is always under foot trapping anyone passing by to give her a belly rub or scratch behind her ear. My husband calls her Speedbump! Our little black cat has an eye with “issues” so my son calls her Ol’ Drippy. My husband calls her Coal Tar.
Misan ^^
but next one is going to be named cat, yes yes cpt. obvious but i like it ^^
Felis Maximus Nero – in Latin, means big black cat. Which he was.
I also have a Minima Abbysinia Albapoda, Latin for little white-footed Abbysinian, which she is.
Kitty Nerys is named after Kira Nerys on Star Trek – Deep Space 9. The cat and the character both have red hair and stripes on their noses.
The Star Trek character, her culture is family name first, given name last. So my cat is called Nerys. Its pronounced nu REESS.
I have a cat named Yokie. After Yoko Ono. Well, sort of. Her name came from a line in a Barenaked Ladies song – Be My Yoko Ono – where the singer says “Don’t blame it on Yokie!”
My husband and I had a beautiful white long-haired cat and we couldn’t agree on what to name her so we mostly called her Kitty. When people made snide remarks about how original I told them it was short for Her Royal Highness the Princess Kitty! Hubbie often called her Leaf Butt because she’d come in the house with leaves stuck to her behind
I also had one named Stripe – after the Gremlin. She lived up to it with her personality. Sneaky little bugger. RIP Stripe
Mai kitteh iz called manee names, but mostly “Little Miss Sillers” cuz she makes me LOL…
Jelly-Belly Machiavelli
Mercles! After the late great Freddie Mercury because she is black with a white moustache and white paws.
Sally Catfish. First cat I ever had. I was 12. She found me when she was pregnant and about to give birth. Then she disappeared. Two weeks later I heard kitty sounds outside the house, and there she was with her litter!
Um, I don’t think any of my cats had ‘normal’ names. My current girl is Moshi Moshi Nezumiko- Mouse for short, but the nicknames range from Tutty to Buddhabelly (boy, does she have one!), to NiNi. Of course, when she wakes me up at 2:00 am it’s just “damn cat”!
I have two crazy cat names.
1. Wildman Jack: Adventure Cat because he was, well… wild.
2. Eleanore Roseypelt – But if you’re sweet, she’ll let you call her Miss Ellie.
I adopted a female kitten from a stray family that adopted my mother. She was very shy and not at all sociable as a baby- her siblings would be romping around the middle of the floor and she’d be hiding under the couch. My mother started calling her Sissy, which I could not allow to remain when I took her, so I renamed her Sicily, and call her Sici for short- MUCH more sophisticated than Sissy, but close enough in sound in case she had started learning it already! My family has had more cats than I can count in the past 30 years, but my creative contribution to the naming process was a huge eared gray little puss with the most forlorn expression on his face- I named him Fieval, because he truly looked like a little mouse!
Hope this does not offend, but I had a cat once and it was a stray. We diddn’t intend to keep it but I called the vet to make an appt to make sure it was all healthy and I was put on the spot by the receptionist “and the kittys name?” I panicked and called it like I saw it. “Hairy Ass”. I kept that cat 10 years and always giggled like a school girl when the vet had to call her by her name “Is Hairy ass not feeling well?”
Nefferkitti – She looked very Egyptian!
When I was young I named my Grandma’s cat “Purrsonic.”
Tigger,
Boots,
Koday Salem Ti-Cy-Ki,
Scatter,
Zoycite Crookshanks,
Cappucino,
Marena Joyce,
Mocha Latte,
Dinah,
Sir Percival
The most ridiculous kitten name I ever gave to one of my pets was Sivasubramanian Chandrasegarampilai, which is a character from 2010: Odyssey Two.
Nowadays my cats are named Doris and Pipo, which are infinitely more suitable
Named a blue cat Daja Blue. She is a beautiful cat.
My orange cat is named Yam. And I know a guy who named his adorable kitten Corpse Grinder.
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Then there was Patch and Kitty 2.0 (stray sisters that someone found in the woods near our house, Patch (so named for a beige patch in the middle of her grey forehead) got hit by a car not long after and now my parents are left with Kitty)
Since moving out from my parents place I’ve found 2 stray black cats which I named Sambuca (She’s a huge fat long-haired cat) and Licorice (she was really skinny when I found her). Unfortunately I had to give them both to my parents because of my chronic cough but at least they got a good home.
None of the cats we’ve had have died of old age, all either dissapeared, killed, or put down.
Oh and I forgot Doudoune, the only cat my parents ever bought, she was infested with fleas and we had to put her down when we had a flea infestation in the house.
Sambuca recently disappeared as well. I’m very sad. She was my favourite cat ever.
When I was a teenager I had a cat named Fishhead, after the SNL short of the same name. Fishheads, fishheads, icky, icky fishheads. Fishheads fishheads eat them up yum!
Sparta.
So when you tell anyone his name you have to say “This is…” well you get it.
We’ve had several odd names over the years.
Marius Caesar aka MarMar
Bagheera Angeline aka Gheera
Gabriel Raphael
Mogget Blue aka Buddha
Raj
Christina Marie aka Pooty
Tootsie Roll
Summer Lynn aka Sumi
Cricket
Khan
Three Quarter
Crook
Adam
Eve
I also have a dog named Corbin Alexandra…go figure.
My current cats are called Midget and Widget. They are sisters who hate each other. Every day contains at least one hissy fit.
Oh and my boyfriend’s white cat is named Leche. And when he was younger they had a cat with 7 toes on each foot so they named him Sieben.
Lydia Dinkum – for Lydia Pinkham a 19th century patent medicine maker and F. Lee Baby for the famous attorney F. Lee Baily.
When I was a kid we named our The Jassifer Monster (Jass for short). A few years ago I had a cat named Spaztastic Fishbreath (Spaz for short). I bet you can guess why we called her Spaz…
I have a Mau named Twiddle Butt! His buddies include Leonides, Araedini, Moondoggie, and Ruby tuesday.
We have a chihuahua named Socrates Octavius. The name is bigger than the dog!
My brother’s roommate named his cat BLADESTORM, which you were required to shout like a crazy person every time you said it (hence the all-capitals).
I was gonna try to read them all, but I have things to do today LOL
My orange tabbys name is Nuno Shithead Green….(Yes we gave him a middle name and it’s shithead cause he can be one quite often) and Nuno is after one of the guys from the band Extreme (our friend named him)
My black kitty which I got as a Halloween present, her name is Elvira Elyse Louise.
A friend in college called her cat “Stinky Butt” – and it was it’s real name, not a nickname.
I have another friend whose cat is called Smudgy!
I always wanted to name a kitteh “Beef Wellington”. I wish I remember why that was funny, but at one time it made perfect sense, I swear!
Our cat’s name is What-What. That’s what it sounds like when she cries for us in the morning or when we come home.
my liger (lion crossed with a tiger) kitteh is named
mr. bitey mc muggles, but we calls him muggles for short (NOT muggle from harry potter)…
I gave a home to three strays–Old Hippie, a disheveled male; Kinkatush, an old male with a kink in his tail, and Jolly Polly Pretty Pants, a very cute young female.
Also, we have a cat named “Deli” because he was originally Deliah, until we saw his ….um, male part.
I had a cat named Brutus Clawdius and now have a cat name Dustbunny. Guess what she looks like. (and makes a lot of)
my sister in laws cats name is Jammie Napkinstains
To answer the question,,, that would have to be either FuzzNuts or FuzzButt
I have three cats. I named the first one Vigo after the villain from Ghostbusters 2 (my brother has a cat named Gozer after the villain in Ghostbusters). I also have two cats from the same litter. They are named Otter von Bismarck and Poopskie Papaya.
We go for the food theme. Our two cats right now are Snowpea and Porkchop.
My two girls are named Salmonella the Criminally Inclined and Bill Murray.
My old cat is called Maggie but I also call her Mary Magdeline, Magalicious, Maglet, Magoose and Goosey Mag. My kitten is just Guido although he is occasionally Weirdo Guido.
I used to have a cat called Gus and dad called him Kinky Gus and Gusto Fairy-arse.
Lady Zeal will be 12 the end of this month. My how time flies.
I looked up her name online once and found a race horse with the same name, but my Zeal is older.
We have a calico named Hocus Pocus.
As a kitten, she would “magically” disappear.
We named our very fluffy kitten albert einstein fluffypants
Our Orange tabby is named Pumpkin Pieface … we usually just call him PieFace.
Frodo, Sammi, and Merri.
They’re small. They have furry feet. They eat, they sleep, they steal things.
Adopted a ginger stray and called him Katmandu
My cat’s name is “Dodge”. Why? Well, a friend of mine has a cat called Rover (Pretty normal name in Dutch, it means “robber” in English). But, since Rover is a cars brand, my cat had to be faster offcourse.
Our bastadly kitten with fox-colored ears is named “Field Marshall Tobias Rommel” (Not Erwin as he’s just as a relative…) Though he mostly goes by Toby.
We have three cats.
1. Mimi Louisa O’Riley Miller
2. Cecilia Anne Ferguson Miller
and the longest one
3. Leonardo Michaelangelo Abraham Moses DeKitty Miller
Friday. (The 13th should probably be added to it, but we call it Friday)(Not my idea, don’t ask)
My husband is stuck in the 80′s and named our cats Rambo and MacGyver — everyone seems to think those names are funny! The names even fit somewhat, because Rambo can be a mean cat when he doesn’t get his way, and MacGyver’s fur is almost like a mullet — he has shorter hair on the front half of his body, and longer hair on his back half and tail!
I have 2 new kittens.
Navel Orange, is well orange.
and
Agent Orange, Roger Moore 007, he is orange too, but with white paws.
My fat orange cat is named Orangello. He is Orange & showed potential for being jiggly fat like Jello almost immediately upon arrival at my home. My smaller black cat is named Madison, and her brother is named Monroe. They were born between Madison ave. & Monroe ave. in Memphis, TN.
My new kitten, available for adoption to a good home in South MS, is named Falken, like the tire. She was on the tire or a SUV when we met; it may have been a Toyo tire, not sure (Toyo seems like a boy name anyway).
One day, i will have a fat, yellow labrador retriever named Lemonjello.
Pedigree names are insane.
We have two Burmese cats and they’re called Adcinbu Harvey Wallbanger and Katsacute Phoenix Arwen Evenstar
Smoothie McFresh !
I have a horse everyone calls FattyMc Farts-a-lot.
It’s not fair really, shes not fat just robust.
Skeezix and Pixel
My Bengal is named Tikka Masala (because he’s chicken!) and my Norwegian Forest Cat is Chevy Chase, because he was found under a Chevy and he chases everything.
My mothers second cats name kept growing.. and so did the cat. last I remember, her name was “Nanki-poo Peapod Rodan Leviathon Toebiter Esquire”. Called either Nanki-poo orHappy-fat for short.
My sister named her cat Prince Louis Vuitton III (something about she love the singer Prince, the cat jumped in her Louis Vuitton luggage when she first brought him home and he was her third cat). My younger cat’s name is Peur (means fear/afraid in French) cause she’s such a scaredy cat.
We named our cat Daisy when we got her 12 years ago, but within days we were calling her Neuroticat. That name has stuck, and she lives up to it.
My own cats are called Odin and Loki. Unbeknownst and unrelated to me a friend of mine called his cat Thor.
Another friend named his cat Grolsch. A Dutch beer brand.
My old cat was called Joepie, which is a Dutch expression of joy.
We have Ford – who was Found On Road Deserted by his momma when he was a few days old.
And then there’s Dodge – who didn’t.
i have a little grey & cream tabby which i named Ponytail, and then i also have a seal mitted ragdoll named Mustache
Mai kitteh’s name be Muffin
we have a kitteh right now that is called Sugarmama
Catfish.
I had two unusual named cats in the past – one was Whistle because her nose did. One was Miss Tazewell P. Wigglebottom – started out named Taz, but turned out to be a little girl. My current baby is Mr. Spottiswoode Lightfoot. He looks like he’s wearing a batman mask and cape, but he didn’t look like a Bruce, a Wayne or a Edward.
The first two cats I had once I had a place of my own had the official names of Miyagi and Mikaru. But there were variations:
Nicknames: Augie and Icky
Indian names: Thunder Foot and Belly That Whines
Greek names: Augules and Meowlus
Victorian names: Fartemous Aug and Ickpartou
Four cats. Latest addition named “Claw-Debt” – cats are the best but they can cost a lot to maintain.
Sebastian Cat-Butt
my kitteh’s name is hippo.
Tsunami, and she lived up to that name on several occasions.
We have had Loot, Pillage, Smoulder, Burn, Maim, Ambush, Smash…and Runaway!
My two kittehs’ names is
Yogi: He is always relaxed and stretched out and is quite the contortionist
Inji: The root of the word ginger, since she is a ginger kitteh
mimi bobeck and monster cyclops (both from the same litter, one only has one eye. can you guess which one?)
A friend from several years ago had a cat named “Empress Octavia Amber Lagerlily”. We called her Lily. My mom used to have a guy named “Clawed”. My current bunch consists of Percival, Henri (usually pronounced as “Ornry”), Dolly, and Annie Lou.
My late black cat was named Jinx (WAY before Meet the Parents ever came out). now we have Griffin and Juno (also named before THAT movie came out).
I think the funniest one I read about here was one named John Stamos. That still makes me laugh.
Mystic Moonbeam…”mitzie” for short
my cats names r Lucky and Chessie
i used to have a cat named Lucy
My mom used to have a cat named Jumpy
My cat was named Duchess until we discovered he was not a she. The name was then morphed into Dutchels which is his name to this day.
We adopted a six week old abandoned female, and named her “Baby” (as she was the youngest to our other 3 much older cats). Within weeks, she began a reign of terror, dropping on the ‘old lady cats’ from the tops of chairs, dashing out at them from behind the couch. Before long, due to her intense campaign to scare the ‘old ladies’ to death, she was renamed
HOMICICAL FUZZBALL
My little cat is Princess BooBoo Fluffernutter Butterpants. or BooBoo for short.
my last kitteh was hysteria pants cat. i got him when he was very young and we couldn’t tell if he was a boy or a girl so i needed something that would work for either. also, he was crazy. and chairman meow? i’ve known a good half dozen chairman meows.
We’ve tried to give our kittehs and cats (all rescued, incidentally) distinct names. The current feline denizens are led by Angel Gabriel and include Quintus Maximus and Calypso Carnival (otherwise known as the Chuckle Brothers), then come Christabelle Rhea, Janet Leigh and, last but not least, ouor little black and white fluffball, Blossom Evangeline. Alas, Blossom’s brother was killed by a speeding car last Christmas. His name was Septimus Finitus.
Al & Elizabeth Webb/England
Ms. Stella O’Houligan
Smidget
*both of the below were for pairs of cats of my friends*
Ernest & Julio (Gallo)
smith & wesson
My kitties are the aptly named Valkyrie Kilmer and Loki.
A friend adopted 2 male cats, and named them “Morris” and “Din-din” just for the fun of calling out loud to them for supper in the evenings. (Will seem funny to anyone who remembers the 9 Lives cat food commercial).
my cat is called meowras
My cat is nice and nerdy…. I wanted to name her Quark (a type of subatomic particle) but thought that to masculine so she became Quirk (in Canada there’s a science radio show called Quirks & Quarks). It suits her… she’s very quirky and strange.
My brother went for dubious but obvious humor. His cat is Hit (as in Hit, the cat)
Jet black male named Incubus — Inky for short.
i had a cat named penelope.never thought much about it until my husband said it was embarrassing for him to go out at night and call out here penelope here penelope!now have a siamese mix named frankie a dlh named opal and a newbie from a truck out of the shop i work at named jewel
my kitteh, Purrley Grey…or my udder kitteh Beez Cheez (sometimes called Squeezles)
Johnny Dancer & Hairball! Johnny Dancer lives up to his name….but sometimes we call him Yawny Dancer because he naps all the time.
Growing up I had a lot of cats (32 at one count) so we had a few good names. The ones that will forever stick out are for a litter of 3 feral kittens that eventually became ours. My brothers named them Einstein, Abraham, and Copernicus (Copper for short). We then found out that Einstein and Abraham were girls….
When I was tiny we had a second-hand rescue cat – his original rescuer called him “Du Bois” (’cause he came from the forest, eh?) but my parents figured that was too classy for him and changed it to “Woody”.
Our 2 cats are Clarence and Mabel. If we get another cat someday, we’ll stick with the “old people” names.
Tacticus was a kitten my brother-in-law fostered for the humane society. We nick-named him Tacticus because he always seemed to plot out his attacks on his toys and siblings.
I have a cat that looks just like Mr. Mistoffelees from the musical Cats!, so he inevitably got named after him.
Peanut Butter Cupcake Miss America Jellybean Toes….and Twinkle.
My two kittehs now are Pounce de Leon and Purrsistence…
my norwegian forest cat is named fabiola venturi, but i call her pee pee and occasionally mrs. cramden or lady sharpclaw. my maine coon cat is The Tiny Man of Love, but he is also known as general tito.
Foot clinic – she was my vicious little princess! RIP little buddy
Mr Fuzzy Winter Boots
Herman Keller
Red Furry
Dragon Wagon
My solid black female domestic short hair is named Avalon, after the mythical Isle of Avalon where witches and druidic priests and priestesses were active during the days of King Arthur and Camelot. Yeah, I put a little too much thought into that!
Our kitten is named “Lieutenant Commander Data” but sometimes we call him “Pants” which is short for “Crazypants”
My 9 year old cat who lives with my mom still is named “Voodoo Child” after the Hendrix song.
Many years ago were Sarge, and Asphalt (found on the road). Oakley was found in an oak tree. Catechu was a word in the dictionary whose meraning escapes me, and Marvin was named after Marvin Gaye.
My old, gray cat is named Mouse
One of my boys is Bello Giocoso Fellini (Handsome Playful Feline) and the other is Montgomery Zooma! (Monte Zooma! the exclamation point is part of the spelling of his name).
I have a cat named Egghead, he was the runt and had a definite egg shaped head.
Also have a Snowshoes, Hemingway cat with 26 toes!
Our British Shorthair tom is named Sir Henry Purrcell after Henry Purcell the baroque English composer – and because he purrs a lot.
I had a baby kitty named YodaBugNoggins. All one word with the 3 capitol letters. She got her name cause her head was shaped like Yodas, she had big blue bug eyes and (because she had hydrosephilitis (sp?) (water on the brain) she was all noggin! HAHA Sadly we had to have her put down at 7weeks old because she was seizuring and suffering. May my sweet baby kitty rest in peace.
I named my cat Baby Mouse
I had a cat named Faustus Livingston the Third once.
I used to have cats Ginger, Marjoram, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Living in Korea, we rescued a cat and named her Saja, which is Korean for Lion (the Korean kids whom I teach are very tickled by the name!) But in the past, we also had Chubb-Chubbs (“the chubb-chubbs are coming!!” courtesy of Pixar animation); Abby (as she was another rescue — short for Abandoned) and Emma because, as a tabby, the markings on her forehead made an M.
We once named a foster kitten Dr. Tinycat.
It was a challenge to convince his new caretakers not to change it.
My kitties are named Monkey and Kepler… not super crazy, but somewhat unique.
My cat growing up was Hubert Magical Mitten. We called him Cat.
Mr. Marmalade- a marmalade kitteh
Satine- from Moulin Rouge- for my first cat
Ms.Orange- For a siamese cat i took in while she was pregnant (and she looked like she swallowed an orange)
Carrie Bradshaw- from sex and the city- for a mainecoon with serious hair
Actually, mah kittehs R named Spiftire Lightningpaws and Scrapyardmetal Ninja…dun ask, we are nuts
My mother in law has a cat named Dinner for the Dog.
Ronaldinho. and yes, he does play football with me using the little sponge rubber footballs.
Best name ever you say for my kitteh? *D.O.G.* Everyone would say “Oooh, how do you pronounce that?” or when I pronounced it “is that foreign?”. hehe. She was the best kitteh ever, too! Double win!
Oh, and I have a stray kitty at my house, and everyone always asks what her name is, so I named her, aptly I might add, “Stray Kitteh”. hah. “What’s your cat’s name?” “Stray kitteh”. “Yes, I understand it’s a stray cat, but WHAT is her NAME?” haha. “Stray Kitteh”, it’s a fun game!
I have a cat registered with the name Cleocatra. Lulz.
My sister named one of her early cats Ms. Chif (mischief…) and she definitely lived up to the name!
What I’ve never understood is how a cat’s given name will morph into something that bears little or no resemblance to the original. I see mention of that phenomenon a lot in the comments.
My parents had a cat when I was born named Sanyo. I thought it was a cute name, she was a siamese. She had a kitten we named Tisha, then found an all-black stray which we named Piper.
right now I have a tortoise shell cat named Reeces, and her sisters were Twinkie and Oreo (Reeces is brown with orange, Twinkie was orange and white, and Oreo was black and white). Original? no. Fun? yes!
Cannoli (aka cannoli butt, fuzz butt) cuz a friend thought his fur was cannoli shell colored and
Shadow (named by the rescue group) AKA shadow-girl, shadow-cat, crazy-girl, or little-miss (she is a 7 lb terror at times)
My catty’s name is Cinnamon and Vanilla Snow Cones. But thats hard to yell when he’s climbing up the curtains so I just call him Grey Cat.
Our rescue cat came with the name Chad, but before we even had him home we knew that his full name was Isoceles Pink Dragon Chadwick III. He’s still generally known as Chadwick, Chad or ‘The Chad’ (and by a vast list of unflattering nicknames)
Zippy Tuna.
I had a cat I named Yù Xiăng (Dream of Jade), after a cat in a story by Lloyd Alexander.
My stepmother has a cat named Barn Boy (he was born in a barn). I lobbied for Barnaby as being more dignified, but alas, not my cat, so I didn’t get the deciding vote.
Oh, and even though we’re on the subject of cats, we sometimes call my doggy “Nina Hoover Underfoot.” Nina is her name, and ‘Hoover’ and ‘Underfoot’ are pretty self-explanatory: she hoovers up all the food crumbs off of our floor and she’s pretty much always underfoot.
Trogdor! Best cat name ever. And yes, she is a burninator.
Dirtbag. My mom said we wouldn’t get any more cats after her inside cat disappeared (understandably, we had four outside cats as well) and my brother said “If we do can we name it Dirtbag?” and my mom stupidly agreed.
Then Dirtbag had kittens and all the kittens are named after villages on Long Island, where they lived when I was born. So now we have Dirtbag, Poquott, Montauk, Setauket, and Port Jefferson, as well as Gibi, Izza, Marmalade and Boo outside.
Now I feel like a crazy cat lady…
Rheeboot..cause he was a rescue who is not right in the head…but I love him always.
mah fwiend nameded her kitteh “Noms Chompsky”
We have 3 Bengals. The first is Tagore-for Rabindranath Tagore, Nobel Prize winning Indian author. The second is Pauline. Our Bengals have the marbled coat, so she is named for Pauline Borghese, whose marble statue is in the Borghese Gardens in Rome. The sculptor is Canova. Her sister is Claudel, named for Camille Claudel, Rodin’s Muse who was also a fine sculptress. I refer to these as 50 cent names!
Tortoise Shell cat named Burnt Rubber
We have a cat who is a reincarnation of a cat my parents used to own, who was named Stuie. Spelled so because it was short for “stupid”. Our new cat’s name is Stuetta.
Nickname was Maxi-cat, but full name was Frederick Maximillian Joseph. Geeba-Geeba was named after a 50s-60s TV puppet chacacter, but kitteh was called Geebs. Sidi Bishr named after a tram stop in Alexandria, Egypt. Rabs loooked a bit like a rabbit. All in kitteh heaven now.
Never had any odd names, but adopted an adult kitteh named Lucy, who had a sister Ethel. We only had Lucy, so when we got a baby kitteh, we named it Linus (on a Peanuts theme). As he got older he was like his namesake–he was constantly stealing towels (aka “blankets”) and hiding them around the house. I found a few behind the dryer in the basement.
My husband named our current two “Mr. Humphries” and “Mrs. Slocombe”. I have since renamed them “Mr. Wilberforce John Clayborne Inman Humphries” and “Mrs. Mary Elizabeth Jennifer Rachel Mollie Yiddel Abergavenny Sugdon Slocombe”
One of my cats is named MONSTER, because for the 1st year of her life that’s what she was. She was such a holy terror(just ask the dog or my other cat) that I kept trying to give her away, but no one would take her. Now that she has outgrown the monster stage, I wouldn’t trade her for anything. She’s a sweetheart but she’s stuck with the name.
My family has a very large long hair which was given to us by a nice older woman. This humongous cat came to us with the masculine name… Mr. Tuffy :3
Somewhat off subject but I saw a horse… I’m going to have two border collies when I move out of apartments into a house of my own and I’m going to name them Simon and River, after the Tams from Firefly.
My cats name it Paul McCatney
Our kitteh’s “full” name is G-dammit Midnight Q. Kittypants von Shreddington der Shadenfreude. “Kitty” for short.
When I was little my dad named a cat Bacteria Ball, we called him BB.
My current kitty is Moe.
Cutimus Minimus
Special Agent Konner Egnaro Orange
We all has bestest names ebah! S. Kirby Hoover (Spoticus) cause I vacuums da noms, Cat Calloway, Cat King Cole and Eartha Cat.
Badfinger was his name. Nineteen white toes, one black one. The one your mom doesn’t like. His mom was Molly Bloom, of James Joyce fame.
My sister and her husband came across a dog barking and scratching under a bush near a very busy road. Under the bush they found two tiny abandoned kittens, which they named Dogfood and Roadkill.
Solomon T. Booger. (the T was for Terrezious)
Last one. My sister let my nephew (he was about 4 at the time) name the new cat (he was a male stray). He named HIM “Female”, hahaha.
We had Wednesday and Pugsly (black girl and striped boy siblings). Then there is my mom’s kitteh, Godzilla–we call her Zilla for short. My friend has a Ragdoll kitteh named Breakfast. Two of my sis’ kittehs are named Jolson and Koufax. There was also Peacock, but we called her Bill.
We’ve got Jordan (also known as JoJo or Miss Jo),Waffle, and Jacky Mayhem
I named my first cat Ooba.
Our cats over the years: Boozer (tiger tabby), Bud (tiger tabby), Ralph (black baby), Tuesday (gray persian), Charley (siamese), and Turtle (tortoise shell).
For you BTVS fans, I have a calico named Buffy, and her sidekick the chubby kitten Willow. We use to know two cats named Getofftherug and Youtoo
Marvin the Marshmallow Ocelot
Reedy bad cat
and Maneki Neko
Cat’s name: Benito-Mouse-O-Lini
My kittys name is Lucy Fur. She’s the devil in cats pajamas. Oh and its true what they say…be careful what you name your pet because they have a tendency to take after their name. lol
I had a cat with that same name =D
We have a black cat named Salem Spookypants
and a white cat named Snowy Snugglepants
We love our kitties and we enjoy having a “pants” family…MOL
we have:
Jopie, Peezle, Orvil Reddenbutter and Doc Holliday (who was already named when we got him)
My stepmother has a bunch of cats on her farm. They are:
Chloe (f)
Stormy (f)
Nikita (m)
Valentine(m)
Fiona (f)
Elfphine(f)
Strider (m)
He’ll Boy Nemo ,m)
My iPod is stupid. The final name is “Hell Boy Nemo” He’s an orange puffball.
The kitten’s name is Scooter, but we call her Yersinia (as in the Black Plague) because she wreaks havoc everywhere we go. She needs kitty ritalin……
Smudge Holstein
Gravy Beaker
Skittles Pinkie-toe
Pinkie Bumblebee
They all go by their first names.
SPAZIE was the name of the oldest lived cat I ever had (from 6 weeks to 18 1/2 years). Her daughter’s name was RABIES (named after a Bloom County comic strip character). Then I had STACHE (short for moustache) and I still have her sister, BOOBERS.
Our daughter named her brother/sister kitties Tuesday & Wednesday. Tuesday passed away at the age of 12, his sister, Wednesday is a lively 15.
Moonpi (tuxedo cat of a math geek)
I get a lot of attention from my cat’s name, Chutzpaw.
He was “Mittens” when he made the front page,which I thought was kinda funny, since he doesn’t have any mittens.
http://cheezburger.com/View/2204251904
The third kitten born from a mother call Jerry had to be called Hatrick (a cricket reference for the third one out also a awful pun on old age in JerryHatrick)
and Nemisis
I proposed to my wife 13 years ago using a white kitten with the words “Will you marry me” on it’s collar tag. She was floored and said “YES!” (lucky me!). We named the cat Matrimony, and call her by the name Mattie.
My Current cat’s names are:
Tipper
Cow (she’s black and white like a holstein)
Bahji
O.C. (stands for Outside Cat)
Yoru (or Yo-Yo…from the anime Shugo Chara)
Buddycat
…
Past cats with unusual names we’ve had are:
Captain SunnyRock
Marmy
Crazy Mama
Frank Llyod White (he was all white)
…
And then a few normal names:
Barbara
Chloe
Paws (I goy Paws when I was five and I swear I remember that I wanted to name him Broccoli)
Comptessa Freckles Von Slash Stupidcat
Right now, we have a Siamese named Cairo. I also have a friend who had a cat name Singa Purr.
Currently, 2 cats. FuKu, and Kiteako. (Both are named from an anime)
I have had in the past:
Pepe le Pen’o (He liked jalapenos)
Deeg E Bobbitt (Hated men)
Meeko
Quan-yen
Omar Kadafyehcat
Taco
Pesta
Ryo Oh Ki
Cyrano DeBorgerCat (He had a big nose)
I have a black cat named Spiteful and he does earn that name. We Had an out side cat named Cris as in Crisco because he was solid white and liked to go under cars and he had a grease strip down his back. so solid white and greasy…….Crisco.
I just named my new kitten Roo, becasue she bounces around like ‘Roo’ in Winnie the Pooh!
I named my kitty Francis Bean.
And another one Kelso..and the other Jackie.
And Then Atticus, and now I have DUNGEY! <3
My catz full name iz “Shtinky-stinky-mo-binky-banana-fana-fo-finky-me-my-Mobinky” – called Mo for short
Lupita Grumpyskirts
I named my cat Catarina. My next cat, if a female, will be named Catharine(not sure how i’ll spell it, yet).
BJ Purrhoff (after retired baseball player BJ Surhoff)
Hobie Cat (after the catamarans)
Ferris Mewler (no explanation should be required)
As all real and proper kittehs have AT LEAST three sets of names (default, formal, house only), so do teh kittehs that have adopted my famblee.
The girl had teh name Eleanor when she came to us, and to add we added teh royal – or rather goddess name – Ixchen and Murri as a name that came from previous kittehs we had that looked like her. Ellie, or Eleanor Murri Ixchen is also known as ‘the girl’ and ‘pretty girl’ home. And her brother kitteh, Ernesto, is with same logic known as Ernesto Musti Ixtlilton, most of the time called simply Ernie, Nibbler, ‘the boy’, ‘babbeeh’. Both are awsum basement kittehs.
My kitteh iz Junipurr….but in her MANY wild spells, I call her Princess Crazy Pants
My cousins’ cat’s name is Charlie Bo Tuxedo Patrick Swayze. Pretty sweet.
I have a bacement cat named “Kynki Lee”
We got him when Kinky Freedman was running for governor of Texas… It
Hester Nostromo Specklefoot the Spiderkiller.
She earnt the Spiderkiller part.
We had two barn cats many years ago and my dad thought that the cows would eventually step on them so we called them Flat Cat and Pancake. They ended up sleeping on the cows instead
I have two cats named Ozzman Cometh and Ashtray. Ozzman is obviously named after Ozzy, and Ashtray is so named because of the ashtray fetish she had as kitten.
Minneloushe (Minne for short) and Jedi are the two most unusual names I’ve given to my cats, but the screen name I use almost all the time is Cleopurrtra – lol
Forgot to mention Slim Shady (Shady for short) that I adopted from my brother, and Maximus Kittius, who lives with my parents.
I adopted a black cat with a massive under bite (she looked like she had fangs coming from the bottom jaw =D) and named her Overlord Jiggins, she lived on my porch. Overlord Jiggins is gone now, but she managed to leave behind a massive army of descendants.
My first 2 started out as Pearl and Pascal, but were renamed Chaos and Mayhem – for obvious reasons. I now have a fat black-and-white, got her from the shelter when she was 8, whose official name was Juliette… since I always picture a slender ballerina when I hear that name, she now answers to “Wischmop” – german for a wetmop. My floors have never been cleaner
We have a grey tabby named Princess Water leopard and a Siamese named Monster Monstrosity …
Wow. I just had Doorjamb (world’s bestest evar orange kitty), Faucet (OMG! Issues!) and a poor beagle we called TheFatDog.
TheFatDog weighed in at 75lbs when we rescued her. After being treated for thyroid issues, a good healthy diet and a yard to roam in, she became a svelte 30lb sweetie.
Mewesha
Orange, Sherbert and Sorbet
Montel, Oprah
Oh and my friend has a cat named Turtle Jesus Mcgee
Ion (he was a bit hyper as a kitten).
Scherherazade (often called Zodling and who has 1001 whiny princess tales to tell).
Siddhartha (he was very naughty and we hoped the name would help him reform into a more peaceful soul… not so much).
my brother’s cat is called Shelby GT 500
Our two cats are named Jake and Elwood… but their respective army names are ‘Major Catastrophy’ and ‘General Distruction’ based on what two 15 pound muscle cats can do to a house.
Paws… That’s my channel picture’s name, Paws. And he has a friend named Tinkerbell.
I named my kitteh, Rolo.