I has been replaced by a big powerful machine?! Now I know how your ex-boyfriend feels.
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Iz nawt rite!
Kitteh iz much beddur lukkin dan teh masheen.
Adn floofier, tuu!
mmmmm Skewz mii plz.
Kin I borrowing dis ohai spawt??!
*six rowdy liddlol bebeh otterz scramblol in behind deh cween*
Reminderer!!
*deh otterz nokk deh mike row fone stand ober*
*wun uv deh otters grabz deh mike and runz away*
*deh cween chasez after deh otters*
Kum bak heer Arthur!!
.
.
*givez up and cumz bak wifowt deh mike*
Deh circus will b here tumorrow!!
On dis LOL!! 9am Cheez time, 12 noon Eestern time.
*5 uv deh otterz scamper bak*
*pushing and rolling deh uzzer otter *
*hoo am awl tangloled in deh mike cord*
*Deh cween detanglolifyz deh bebeh otter*
*exit, stage left*
uhhh what? i really dont understand this statement.
Conga ratz on your nawt sekkond.
{{{{{BOM}}}}}!!!
Ai kan haz umbrella drinkie pleez! Barney wil shair wont hee?
I bring da brolly drinkees, and tea for Anni’s tea time plus all sorts of noms for da munchees.
Thz BOM!
congarats anni! waz warin owt the refrosh button, startin tew think wii wuzznt gittin a gnu lol!
Good moarnin BF, you’re looking very festive these days.
Thx BF! Me 2! Aifink WP haz shaerz in teh cumpanee dat maeks keebord buttunz!
*nods n agreemint* Ai has teh leppard keybord stikkers awn sum ov mai keys….gud fing iz nawt awn teh F5.
Fur sum reezun, teh F5 buttun iz berry faynt!
Ewwww, lmao. Thats funny right there.
kan neber replaise u kitteh, nawt good fer snorgles!
an…erm….ai haz NOE ideea wat u meen by taht kitteh!
hii ddint nede battreez, edda…jus bier
:O *heads to NB*
Awf tu teh Nawty Barn!
Ai wud ravver snugglol a kitteh den a piece uv hevvee ekwipmint enny day. *nods*
**agreez wif NS**
Altho, iz hard to get outta teh bed wen dere’s a floofy kitteh layin nexst to ya.
Be even harder with that big machine sitting on toppa u. *nods*
LCB- mebbe u shud try on top- jus sayin’. (slinks off to NB)
Yabbut I has a scared of heights.
Dont be nokkin da widths.
I has a wide myownself. Not quite as wide as a few months ago, but still wide. U can imagine my torments whut with the widthaphobia and all.
*nods* Widthaselfaphobia. Yep, I has that too. Fear of self gidding wider. I has bin watching mah wayt and sum of teh fings it has dun ar shokking! Hmm. Withaselfashokkaphobia. Duz we has a doktor in teh haus? A SHRINK purrhabz?
Dr. Van Movingvan hasn’t been around in a lot of whiles. I think he gotted freeked out after this therapy sessions wif my phlonquais.
Speeking uv ur phlonwuais…… him
foistedloaninged mii deze babeh otturz fur deh circus.*babeh otturz scramblol awl over cweenmj adn LCB*
Hii sed dehy cud making a pyramid.
*babeh ottur nibbloz on LCBz eerz*
I haz gotted deh big rockz
adn deh structionz fur making a pyramid….
*babeh otturz swing frum chandelier*
… but they nawt follwing deh strucshinz at awl.
*babeh ottur duz dubblol bak flip off uv chandelier*
*landz in cake on tablol*
I dunno….. I kinda like a man wif hevvee ekwipment…
*runz tu nawty barn*
Nawt jest teh hevee ekwipmintz, butt alsew knowz how to opurrayte it effecktiblee an safelee!
**followz cween to teh NB**
Ooooh- vishualyzes firemenz wif “hevee eqiupment” -shivers.
Bestest
Kapshun
EVAH.
Winz teh innernetzes!
[hastens to Nawty Barn wiv TTT an borbonbiskits]
Anuvver grate capshun by teh awsum Winnie-Wonka!
Ai may nawt b big an powerful, but ai can killz u in ur sleep wifout u noticing.
At leest teh masheen nawt hogz teh bed, mayks a mess oar snorz.
Ohai red, long tyme noe sees.
Ohai, BOM!
I wuz jest finking abowt yoo teh uthur day an wunderin ware yoo iz.
{{{BOM}}}
Mai faborite Nascar rayse car iz numb3r 22: http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nascar-cat22.jpg
Robokitteh nebber gawna ketchify awn, aifinkso.
Hedbonks adn purrz frum robokitteh? Du Nawt Want!
Ohai cheez frenz. Di iz hill airy us!!!roflmao
Ohai fikshunkitteh! Hoep u is well. Ai has tu git reddy fur werk nao….pleh. Has a naise dae!
Ohai Catsablanca! dune well, fank q. Trine has a naise dae at teh pleh werk. Ai wich ai has an job to cawl pleh. *sigh*
Ai has 2 part-taim jobs, wun reeeeelee pleh. Teh wun todae wuz nawt it, fank CC. Itz nawt sew bad, Ai jest dint wunt tu goe in. 4 moar lawng yeers b4 Ai cna applai fur teh Sociable Sekuritee benefitz (hoepfullee tehre will b sum left). Hey! Stawp doing teh maff tehre! Ai is bery yung. As far as u noes.
Sigh, furgawt abowt teh moderashun, sew Ai is repowsting tihs:
Mai faborite Nascar rayse car iz numb3r 22: (Mynd teh spayse)
ht tp://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nascar-cat22.jpg
Ai know whutz in momma’s goodie drawer…
an ahm gonna tell EBREEWUN!!
Mama’s got a skweez bocks, daddeh nebber sleeps at nite!
Iz not replaysmint kitteh. Is gift. For ur birfday.
Kitteh U is irreplaceable
I am offended by this comment. Please keep the content of this site G-rated!
(I meant that the *caption* to this picture was offensive, not the comments of previous readers. Sorry for the imprecision of my complaint.)
Kathryn,
Your complaint will be better seen by those in a position to act on it (or not) if you use the Contact Us link at the bottom of the screen. (or go to cheezburger.com/contact)
Cheers
Something isn’t G-rated?
My ex was useless about mowing the lawn, so I got a mechanical lawnmower & dumped the guy’s lazy butt.
Is there something unwholesome about that?
Did teh lawnmower hav enny unyusual attachments?
*joyns line headed for nawtee barn*
Mai tule is so powerful, am not has a swich fur bat trees, butt(1) a pull-kord (like a lawnmower) bwaaaa haaaa haaa
*racestonawteebarnwifakwikness*
Here, gremlin, teh latest issue of Victoria’s Field & Stream just arrived.
Duz ennewun feal teh knead foar caek?? Lasswun inna braekruum izza sloekitteh!
I won’t join u. Not only is caek not on my diet but there is no real need for caek here. (wait, whut?) A legitimate complaint, made without insultifying anybuddy. But go knock urselfs out if u feel like it.
ai iz alwais reddy fer caik, wevver in teh brakeroom er nawt!
U can has mines then. I’ll nibblol on this rice caek.
Ai wuz jsut thynken … taht’z whut ai gettz foar thynken, ai gess … ai nawt gawna thynk noe moar tudae, ai promess.
Why don’t u call teh Irish Halp Desk and has them read something to u? It will take ur mind off… well, everything.
*kawls up Halp Desk, begins reading them storehs frum Victoria’s Field and Stream* Is that whut yoo ment?
That would work, but teh hole point of calling teh Irish Halp Desk is to have them read to *U* wif those lilting accents. So fax them teh copy of Victoria’s Field & Stream. U can put it on teh piggeh’s charge account.
Please DON’ T keep it G-rated. Have an X-rated section, please.
See, I just assumed the comment was referring to the ex-boyfriend’s ability to do things like heavy lifting and yard-work.
If you think the comment meant something other than that, then it’s only because you obviously have a very dirty mind, and read more into this than necessary. In which case, you should not have been offended.
Please, try to be less hypocritical in the future.
Masheen iz hab louder purrrz
*cups hand behind ear*
WHUT? I CAN’T HEAR U OVER TEH LOUD PURRING!
Wait…DAT sound not purrz…!
OMCC!!! new babeh clouded leopards in Purree!
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(mind teh gap)
Iz danjerous tu gib dese links tu peeps a twerk. Da splorts iz bery hard tu kontain.
*fankies gammacat – ai lubs piksures ob da beebehs*
OMCC!! Dis is teh cyoot!!!! Ohai fibe
An yu thot I maekd a mess in teh littur bocks!
awww but machine giv monies for lotta cheezburgers!!!!!
Wrong on 2 mini levilz.
but whyz it tryin to crush meh so much?