
Assassin kitteh sleeps with one eye open
Picture by: Carm Cole Caption by: KPhaurde
Faeborit Coment: “Invizibul Snyper Wifle” -Paranoimia
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Assassin kitteh sleeps with one eye open
Picture by: Carm Cole Caption by: KPhaurde
Faeborit Coment: “Invizibul Snyper Wifle” -Paranoimia
*hieds unner bed*
eeek! a green-eyed floof monstah!
*joins NS unner teh bed*
Eeeeekkkk scut ober pleez, dere be rum foar a floofy TomCat? Congrats NS u leed teh way.
Anni how u iz??? Owr rovng repourtur iz bakc!!!
Thx TTC – Ai surbibed, juss abowt! Wuz horriblol nawt habbin Innerchoobs tho!
Wear u bin, Anni? Repawtin sumfing?
Teh cween has addid me as eggstra editer awn teh Cryer, den mai router dyed an Ai wuz cut off frum teh werld fur free daiz wile Ai waytid fur a noo gajit.
Nawt long til Cheezmeet, eh? Ai ar eggsitid. Still.
Aifinkso Scottishland iz berry prittee. It haz raynd ebree dai eggsept tudai tho. Lawts yestidai. Butt(!) stil byootimus.
Congrats, NS! U leed teh brayde.
Conga-sassinnashunz tu yu, ns!! An tu TTC an catena foar teh thai!!
*Finks ob Thai fudz*
*Droolz uh littlol bit awn hurseff*
* bringz in teh trolley wif teh thai curry shwimpz adn chikkunz. *
Ai haz nomz! hoo bringed teh drinkz?
Ai bringz teh wiskee frum Scottishland.
Scottishland whiskey! is teh bottlol wrapped inna kilt?
Nah. Iz a freebie frum teh B&B! Iz in Scottishland rite nao – til tumarrow. Tehn ai bee in TTI agen.
maek shor yu get yor shots an has yur passpot reddy!
Agen??!! Ai nawt haz re entree veesa?
“passpot”??
U haz to haz a “pot” tew “pass” in?
(Adn a win doe tew frow it owt uv, Ai hoap!)
*snikkur*
*Looks up*
ozcatmum wentid tu Amsturdam tu??
Scottishlanderz get berry upsettid iffn u spell dere stuff whiskey – dat iz teh Irishland wai! Teh scottisherz spell it whisky!
Hao abowt we just yooz lolspeak & call it wiskee?
Hao bowt wii just drink it? Den wii nawt haz tu cawl it at awl.
Gud eye deer NS! Dat wai nowun gets upsettid!
Ai jus spel it “slerp”.
Ai spel it pleh! – nawt fond uv ennee spiritz.
*sits next to annipuss*
Ai iz pretty muchlee wif u there. Ai will maek eggsepshuns fur apploltinis & chocolatinis & lemontinis & vanilloltinis & mebee sum uvver yummeh tinis wif vodka.
Oooh – an rum in daiquiris & tequila in margaritas.
Ai gess itz jus unmixified spirits ai duzzint liek.
ai se abowt kiltz las nite awn teevee. Man sez it taikz 8 yards tu maik wun. Wut? wined it rownd nd rownd nd rownd til iz awl uzed up? Lukz liek abowt 1 1/2 yardz wud du it.
Tu get u foar awl teh ebil tings u prolly did
adn won paw awn gun unda pilloe!
a gun? wow, how unimaginative…
kitteh no needs gunz has lazoree eyez
nawt ebbreewon az wittee as yu.
an klaws OUT!
An haz yoar numbah!!
An yoar numbah iz upz!
Hims watshin u!
Ai seez U sneeking mai nipz!!!
an iz reddy 2 vanish in a poof.
Tole u dem orinj wuns r poysin!
Himz nawt poyzen, fangz !! * Ohai, gud tu si yoo *
Good idea kitteh, just becoz U ar paranoid, doesn’t mean they are not out to get you…
Eye alwais feels like sumboddehs watchin meh…
Whos tew be playin da tricks on meh?
aaccckkk!!! Eerwurm!
An ai haz no privacy! oh OH oh!
Aifinkso Rockwell nekkid in teh showurr can haz awl teh pryvasee him wantz! Pleh!
Yew gots dat rite, DGMD!!
Invizibul Snyper Wifle
Oooh. The thot ob wunna dose makes me eep!*eep*
Sleapz wib wun eye opin ??
No wunda heez reddi tu kil !! * Wil sumwun shut teh blyndz plzthx !! *
Ifinkso, kitteh needs onna dose sleep mask fings all the cele…selle…important movie hoomans wear.
OH YEAH! That R mi kitteh- Mi Piktur- no mi caption- oh well still gud!!!