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liek tu tekst tem tuu
wi tawk fur .. fru owers !!
frufurNo hassa embarased, poussinboi – is lolspeek!
houton wee got a soulo nawt-secund, ai repeet a soulo nawt-second
* PB trize tu sing a solo *
!!
Mi, mi, mi !! Coff, coff, coff .. !! No, betta nawt
Hee, hee !!
Concatshoelaces PB!! Ill trai tew dew a littlol dance..plz tew be clearin owt the koffeeh tabyl.
Ooo !! * Haz a nimprest *
!!
Thx, TBC
Yore most welkkum! Sorreh bowt yer sofa tho. Hope dat arm grows back.
I am nawt cleenin dat up.
dial elebenti elebenti da forcez r on da weigh….
an twitter dem as well
Minnyun, git me noms NAOW.
Wii is hazzing a partee…opun gushifudz foar elebentee. Get aowt the nipz, den go tu yer room adn nawt come aowt until izz tyme tu kleen up.
LOL
!!
*takes pinch of nip*
duuuuudddddeeee!
hmm, ai heer mah phone ringing!
musk b ur imaginachion. mi fonez nawt ringin.
iz u frum uc santa cruz?
yes, ai iz! ai yoosed 2 hab so minny frends dere. we luvved 2 hang owt unner rawks an sekreet myookuss. ahh, teh good old daiz.
nah, aktually iz not. ai from unner dat bush.
Ohai {{{{ b.slug}}} ai gru up dere b4 wuz yuniburcity. Did go tu Santacruze ohaishkul.
ohai gmwg! ai grewd up en Watsunvill. nao ai libs en teh Centrul Vallee.
ai miss teh cohst.
ai nawt give owt spessifick lolcayshun, but ai aktuallee b hick yooth frum sowth US. ai not reelly bananananana slug yet; ai b wun when ai grow up!
Unforchinetleh dey nebber ansur teh fone.
did u ferit 2 push kall?
*pushez speedy-dyal nummer*
*hangs up*
*pushez kawl*
*lissens… wun ringy-dingy… tuu ringy-dingy…*
*bleep* ur kawl is bein ansurd bai a awtomayted whuchamafingy…
Halo…no, I nawt on yer bed; why do you ask?
Ime nawt shor !!
Sowdns phony tu mi …
Wat r you ins… insuinu…trying to say?
ai waz tryin to cut down, butt(!) well, izza partee…
*guiltilee nibbles nip*
Basement cat keeps afurbreast of the latest in technology….instead of enlisting minions in person, Basement cat leaves voice mails……
Ekzacktlee whut is a MEENIYUN? Ah donz getz it….. Thnx.
minyon is :a servile follower or subordinate of a person in power.
aktewally, in cheezyland, there is a little moar tew it, a minyon is ushually in thrall for sum reesun to the purrson they b following
Minion is underling.
minnions wee gotz dem ad mai hous. dey duz wat wee tel dem tu du. momma gedz irrir… irit…upsed wid dem.
I iz kallin teh kute Perzian next dor.
bootee cawl!
Ai cantz helpz it…LOL!!!
Dey b heer ehnee minnit.
Reelee.
U’ll c.
Sune ez dey ansur fone.
Iz dis teh partee tu which ai am speakin?
Lily Tomlin ref!!! W00t!
(nawt tu mention, is nawt-sekkund time ai actually in a “live” conversation on ICHC – am very eggscited)
*Snort!* Ohai, CB! Nice to meecha!
Ohai, pj! Yoo, tu!
Iz all out of nip
No, ai nawt orrdring peeza !! Wi yoo arks ??
*A haf duzzin babeh otturz scamper thru*
Kum bak heer!!!
U nawt dun practissing fur deh circus!!!
Squeeeeeee!!!!!!
*holds CHRG titelee*
Cannawt be too caerful.
Handz NS sum economiks notez frum ohai skool. Dis shud halp.
* sets up teh wattur slied tu distraktifie teh bebeh otturs *
Der U goes mj, cach dem awn the wai down teh slyde!!!
*cap chewerz deh babeh otterz*
Fankeez, WRr!!
GP loaned dem tu mii. Nawt shur dehy b as well trained az hii sed dey am.
Ai haz dem bringz teh peeza!
*standz in line wif MT plate adn hoapful luk*
U shur? Ai saw sumwun maeking a mowntin oystur peeza awn an ottur BB dis ebening.
*cunvertz tew veggie…..vego…..animuls-ar-frendz-nawt-fud-ism wifakwikness*
I can haz tofu peetsa, plz?
Veggie peetsa sounds gud, butt(!) you can keep da tofu.
Duz u kno hao menny innersint soybeens must be killifyd tu mayk dat stuff? Kut awf in deyr infansee! Dey cudda growd up tu be big strawng soyplants iffn deyd juss bin gibben a chanss. *sob*
Sew…..awl u ar saying, iz gib soy a chantz?
*Chantz “Leeve soy alone” “Keep it off owr peezta”*
*joinz in chanting* Plants ar alyf tuu… gib seeds a chansss
Um, papa, dint u juss finnish a dinnur wiff baykun adn eggz, adn nao ar nommin awn poppykorms?
Yeff, Angie. Lyf feeds awn lyf. Say fankeez tu teh gibber adn nom.
whut?? yoo meen yoo is nawta brethayrian??
*teh leevs open der stomata adn breev teh lyf-gibbin ayr*
A whut?
sumwun whu livs on nuffin butt butt teh ayr ayrownd yoo.
No. Ai is a karnibor. Papaz a omnibor.
Neeber wun ob us izza ayr furn. Neeber is u, ryte?
Want sum baykun? Or poppykorms?
Luvs dis pikchur becuz kitteh look liek one uv my kittehs, Licorice wen she wer yunger. Shez 11 yeers old now. Haz many minionz.
Not if you have AT&T you don’t … you’ve got somebody else on speed dial!!!
” I’m going to have to put you on hold…”
” Okay, What are you holding now? “
teh fone, sillee!
umm…ok…press 1 for umm….grey kitteh, umm…press 2 for sort of dark-grey kitteh. Press 3, only if you dare.
*Presses 3, wishes happeh burfday to lexiecat and runsaway*
oo! iz lexiecat’s burfday? happee burfday!
*pressis 3 elebenty tymes beefor runninawaiwifakwikniss*
Thank you keshet!
Charcoal kitteh responds ” mweow ”
Ooh there’s no one on the line. * shakes head* Those minions must have been napping, again. Dang, another one got away.
Thank you pj perry
*klikk-klikk* hello?? *klikk-klikk* happeh burfday!
Is enybuddeh deyr? *pressez 1 adn 2 adn 3*
I is chekin in chere. Talky clowder iffin I does said so! Anyways, I has a brofur whut looks jus lak that kitty way up dere.
Jus sayin …..