
Must tink outsid teh “ball” on dis oen
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Must tink outsid teh “ball” on dis oen
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us teh pointy ends AND teh hed!
Congratz awn leedin teh wai, carosue !!
Run Maws! Run!
Ai hope der ar no stairs. O hai, punditkitteh. Do yu want to go to teh tye booteek wif me? I want sum kittehbeeds!
ummm… iz okay wif sekkund plays, mush moar eesy dat wai.
Or, just hav fun goin bowling.
De da de-dat dee dee doh doh
Hmm, whut sawng is dat? mebbe…
♪♫ Teh cat attakd teh pinkee-wyte maus
Bekuz he wuz a teezer
But wen he pownsd teh pinkee-wyte maus
Roll! went teh mausee. ♪♫
**shayks hed**
Nope. Try agin.
♪♫ Ai see maus dats whyte, wheel-rollin tuu,
Ai see hims roll for me adn yoo,
Adn ai fink tu maiseff, derz sum wunderful noms… ♪♫
Gud tryz, butt iz nawt rite.
Iz TEH HAMPSTUR DANSE!
Hmpf! Gess ur gonna has tu fynd it urseff tu heer it.
♩ ♫ Rollin on da river?
Left in dis bawl frum teh kitteh…
Runnin frum teh klawz ebry nyte adn day…
Kitteh nebber lost a minut of sleepeez…
Cuz him wuz nappin abowt elebenty-an-a haff howers a day…
Big kitteh wants som nomin
Lil mousee keeps on ronnin…
So hez rollin
Rollin, ya
Rollin from teh kitteh
Da doop doop doop doop doop doop doop…..
*Does flashy mini-skirt danse*
*Runs to sit in chair an breeve in paperbag*
Did yoo watch teh Teena Turnur moovie dis week-end, too?
Nope; we had no power. No AC; no inter-tubes, no TV; no stove, juss pleh. Sat. nite to Sun nite. Fled to a bar Sun. morning. Today I is trying to catch up.
duz enneewun els see mise river-dansin? (from “Flushed Away”, a moobee ai laffed at frum beginnin tew end)
“oh, Tom!”
No, didnut si it !! Teh moobie luks ufny frum teh traylaz !!
dang shrink-rapped nomz!
Teh onlee fing werse iz chyld-pruffed!
U iz teh BC. Just cawl Ur minyun to opun teh nomz bawl.
minyuns wif oppozaboble fumbs, I finks so. Or a hammer.
he could call basement cat or a warrior
basement cat wud say, ‘Do ai LOOK like a minyun to you? Open yer own dam snak-pak.” Teh warrior wud say, “Izn’t eben wun bite! I go find me sum reel phoes!” An der you go, facing yer own problums agin. Iz bery sad lyfe.
Iz criztel cleer wot ai muss du !!
I kin see kleerlee now
Teh fudz iz dere
I kin see awl teh obstikklolz
In my way…
Musst .. braik.. froo..
?? *
nd reksue taht mowss !! * wot? yu thott ai ment sumfen ells
Gon ar teh sleepy lids dat had meh blynd
Itz gonna be a ryte, fyte, fud-nommin day.
wut a purty shiny helfy lukin kitteh dis iz!
Tehm midnite kitteh’s ar byootimuss !!
**nodz** aifinksotu
Go, rodint, GO!!!
Iz dat lyk “Go Dog Go”?
Wen ai orded luntsh tu go
tihs is nawt wot ai had in mynd !!
Mebbe yoo shudda been moar pasifik.
Hee, hee
!!
Inbizziblol Fawss Field-Mows moks mi
!!
Dey see me rollin,
Dey hatin…
@@@@@
@@@@@!
Oar, shud dat be,
Dey see me rollin
Dey droolin…
Mowsie wuz on a roll ..
.. butt(!) hi gawt hungree !!
Mauss: Run, run, run az fass az yew can, yew can’tz cyatch meh, Ai’mz teh Jinjurrbwead man!
laissez les bon nomz rollez!
Gud wun, Catena!
Elebenty burgurz foar yoo!
whut ay fun toy mai mummeh gottid mee!
balls of fun!
**heds bak to teh NB**
Uh oh oh grate bawls uf fyre Ah’m bodashus
Uh oh oh grate bawls uf fyre Ah’m a fright
Oh oh oh grate bawls uf fyre gudness grashuss
Ah’m bat bat bat bat batting wif awl’a mai mite♫
**offurz WRr sum oint-mintz**
Rollin rollin rollin
Gotta keep dis bawl a-rollin
Get away frum teh kitteh
…an HIDE!
awlsoe gud won!
**curtsees politelee**
Fankyoo, Catena.
Yoo has had sum gud wuns too.
**whine alert**
I nawt wanna go to werk 2morro. I wentid 2day, izznt dat enuf?
**powtz**
U nawt gitted sum notes frum DrTinyCat dat sez U nawt haz tu wurk tudai?
Nope.
Hur sed to avoid teh stress, so mebbe I shud stop goin to werk. Yep, dat wud get rid of lotsa stress!
Till da bills start pilin up.
Too layte. ;-(
Liddill Hammee in
t3h Bat Bat Bawll amz in a
bad sitchoo~ayshunn!
Midnyte Kitteh coodz
Bat Bat Batz t3h Bawll. Oarz jusst
watch Hammee~Viszzhunn!!
Hammee coodz try 2
roal awayz, butz Kitteh woodz
juss catchz upz wiff himz!!!
Jack.
*snorglols wif Jack, purrin*
Littlol hammee knoz
Is beddur tu be dizzeh
Den tu be eeten
Littlol hammee duz
NAWT want tu bii eeten
bai a basemintkitteh
Hii duz nawt
want tuu bii eeten
bai enny kittehs
Hii iz nawt
tastee nom noms foar
foar teh kittehs
>snerksnork, gigglolol<
um, sumfin gawt lawstid
anudder grate wun, jakk!
“hammee-vishunn”
Dat cat gets lots of ice cream from teh crow
and stays in top shape by dansin teh ho ho!
Wiff teh crow!
yesh. ai sii a trak paw.. .. . .. kiip! .. . . .. . . . .. . . .. . .. .
hamsterballs are animal cruelty by the way!
how? I thought it was like a wheel and helps them exercise
why on EARTH are you talking wierd.
Twanslayshun: y un ERTH r u tawkinz werd
you guys are stupid. you can’t even SPELL!
Twanslayshun: u guise r stoopit. u cnt evn spel
how gay can you get….
wtf are you people going on about?
omg, lol, maus, mausee, yesh. ai sii a trak paw.. .. . .. kiip! .. . . .. . . . .. . . .. . .. ., etc.