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Modelled on my kittehs aifinkso
ohai Tidmum! congarats awn ur nawt sekkond! dis lol tuk meh by surprize butt ai luv it!
fankies bf473
I hadda shok too
GMTA!
it duzznt seem tew sai whoo drew it but iz grate jawb! wel dun mysteree artist!
It duz sai naow!
Ai wud be sad becose kitteh wud take mai sammich awl teh tiem!
*Sees kitteh eyeing sammich*
“Mai sammich! Bak ai say bak!”
lawng arm uv teh kitteh law
omg! epic! EPIC!!!
ai agree!
“Simon’s cat” clips are better than this cartoon.
Simon’s cat vids r wunnerful butt ai reely lyke dis kartoon tew!
Harsh, Lenny. >.> 5 foot arm kitteh gunna set yew strait!
I love this.
This is Jess Fink’s work.
http://finkenstein.livejournal.com/
itt wood bee … innterrestink … eff teh kittehs hadd teh lawng arms….
*gigglol snort*
Duzzint matter dat kittehs no hav long armz – dey just jumpest weereber dey wantz to be an nock yu ober to tak ur sammiches. Deyz cleber lik dat.
Strange. Amoozing, Butt I can’t draw nearly as well. If bakk pawse were az lawng taht’s wun tawl kitteh!
Smack her brother from even further across the room.
LOL! Gud wun!!
Mai kitteh wud compleet her planzes for werld dominayshun.
Thank you for crediting the artist, Jess Fink would appreciate it.
Mai kitteh wood most definaturally poke owt teh eyebalols of teh goggies all over teh urff, adn steel tehr applols
Scratch her belly then eat all food in the town until she xploded(she would need 5 foot arms to reach her belly) (YES MY CAT IS FAT)
tipe faster to create more LOLZ
Mai kittehs wuld git ther stuff back from under the frigernator.
Heh! Ai had kitteh lyk dat oncet. Had to pull owt fidgedater weekly to get himz meeces. Sometymz found fudz, too.
Mmm hmm, yepper, dey wud!
He would steal all my noms.
My cat would open the cabnets and eat all her cat food.
roflroflrofl
My cats would unlock the door & have partees in the house. Oh, and bat the ceiling fan pull cords.
Pull everything even from the highest shelves and bat it around the apartment.
my cat would sooo attack dogs all the time if he had 5 fooot arms
My cat would attack my laptop without jumping on the keyboard, mess up the settings and destroy all computer games that would ever take my attention from him — even when he’s sleeping.
I believe I would still appear to be in charge. Without opposable thumbs, kittehs still could not open food canister.
My cat (Well, I have 7 so it’s hard to think of witch one) but my cat Cleo would kneed on all that can be kneaded on.
Mine too! Avalon spends the majority of her time attempting to get on top of me at night to knead on me, or actually kneading on me, until she falls asleep.
The dog would never know what hit it…
My cat would, probably, sleep.
My Kitty (that’s her name!) would reach for the flowers I usually put WAY out of her reach. She thinks fresh cut flowers are a nice snack for her.
Reminds me of the Nom de Bloom LOLcat ^_^
My cat would bop his brothers on the head from 5 feet away. Currently, he has to be much closer to keep them in line.
My “Other” is: my kitteh would constantly be trying to knead various parts of my upper body in order to get my attention. Prolly he’d grab the phone right out of my hand too.
Other then whatever she wanted, my kitty would finally be able to steal the false teeth of my dad’s Out of his mouth!
I dunno. Does anyone else sense the entire network turning to crap? Throwing in stupid polls all the time is not the same thing as engaging your audience – it is diluting your product.
The Same thing he would do if he had normal sized arms, Sleep and eat
The kitteh will…. CONQUER THE WORLD!!!
catch and eet ebery birdie in ebery tree in da wurld.
my cat would facepaw your face… from the litterbox.
Pro-bubbly bee kwite funneh to luk at. Ontill u reelize kitteh kent wok.
Neo would grab my shoulders and force me to sit so he could lay on my chest whenever he wanted.
Bobo would contrive to use his new arms to get that dang door to the outsides to open whenever he wants to go out. (approx every 5 minutes, or when I’m in the bathroom)
Mah hoomin wants me tu steel from da rich ‘n’ gib to da pur…
My cats wud opn da front door an Aid neber see dem agin. Dey fink dey wantz to go owt, but deyd getz losted in a minit.
My cat would save the world by reaching all the rats way back there in the blackberry bramble.
mai kitteh wud katch alz flyin bugz, furs timz, ebery timz
Hunt down and eat every possible insect in the apartment/the roof/the balcony just to vomit them all on the living room carpet half an hour later. Summer fun.
mai cat wud use dem to catch mice and birdz extra well. den she’d use e’m to tease teh dog and to grab the can of tuna on the top shelf of da ‘fridgarator
Could scratch MY back while sitting on the couch!
I could tripz up dat many more hoomans…. !!
My kitteh would use long arms to snatch me off my computer chair so he could lick my face. super sweet kitteh, but very greedy-for-affection kitteh!!
My cat would do all of the above!
steal fud ^^
My cat would sharpen her claws all the way down the walls.
My cat, Stormy, would use those arms to attack my dog, Shiloh from up on our hutch… several times!
my kitteh wud steal hiz 2 favrit tings out of de pantre/frije. (Lays barbeque chips and cheese)
My kitteh loves BBQ pringles, and any cheese he can get his paws on lol. He also loves turkey and roast beef
cats with 5 ft arms could hoik pillows from across the bed, squirrels from behind trees and totally mess with your nightgown hem
have an epic football fight with a walnut.
Never, EVER going to leave my feet alone -_-’
Kitteh with five-foot arms would give big big hugs.
We have 2 cats. My 16 yr old cat would commandeer every possible sitting place from my bed to the recliner ( including her own rocker – yes, she has her own rocker). My 3 year old cat would break EVERYTHING he possibly could because he’s our demon spawn lol
open doors and fish all their catnip toys from under the fridge
grab my leg from 4 feet further away, then snap the arms back, so she could bite my ankle.
We have two cats – my (older) cat would use her 5 foot arms to stretch out and touch people while laying. You would be sitting there peacefully and suddenly have an affectionate cat paw on your lap from across the room. The other (younger) cat, however, would use his five foot arms to scratch everything in sight, including every exposed inch of human skin, and wrestle with his sister from across the room!
Lucy C. Tabby would be kicking even more litter out of the box than she does now.
Would have to learn to walk on his hind legs in a perpetual “I give Up!” posture, which would cause embarrassment, and thus, would never move from where ever I placed him.
He would get his own damn toys from unner da fridge
or under teh cowch wheer tehy R so kaarefully hidden
My cat would do nothing, it’s lazy.
Hai gaiz! Mai kitteh, Kenai, wood use his arms two scrach teh screen from 5 feets aways.
Wake me up in the middle of the night with impunity.
i’s shocked i can no picks all of teh aboves
probably slit every human’s and dog’s throats and scrape their faces off. Oh, and probably catch a few bunnies and rodents every few minutes to the point that she’s all alone.
I think Pywhackett would probably… beat me up. ._.
Mai cat would use it’s newfound leg ability to steal the yogurt frum teh fridge… she likes yogurt.
My cat would probably catch all the birds she can.
it wuld claw peeple from far away
Mah kittay would use them to scratch me from 5 feet away.
Mine would hide behind furniture and trip me while walking by…
SO FRICKIN FUNNY! Made me laugh out loud. My cat would totally use his arms to reach under closed doors and get things or he’s not supposed to have or wreak havok.
use its powers to scratch me from further away
catch those pesky hummingbirds
My kittehs would let themselves out and steal teh nipz if dey had 5 ft arms
Nothing…He is too lazy lol
destruiria mi hamaca
Bob would get down his speshul fuud frum top shelf in closet where I hide it. Dave would use it to poke the other cats out from under the bed so he could torment them sum moar (he weighs 18lbs and the other two weigh 6 and 9 respectively and they feel picked on.)Lily would . . . dunno, prolly steal car keys and go rob a bank or sumpthin . . .
Mai Kitteh wud opin teh lokked dors!
All the cats I know don’t need five foot arms to do everything shown above.
Apache would probably use them to explore every nook and cranny of every nook and cranny, then reach for his treats.
my cat would probribly use her arms to choke my dad next time he splashes water on her for doing somthing wrong
XDDDDD
They’d trip me without having to get off the couch.
purdy much anyting they wantz to do!
My old cat would’ve used them to bat people in the face.
My cat would eat everything he wanted to that was totally inedible. Plants, plastic, bubble wrap, aloe plants, etc.
A kitteh like that would eat up as much real estate as possible before your stepping feet. Paw Claw Electric Slide. “Oh, you’re going that way? What about my Noms?” Paw Claw Electric Slide “Noms?” etc….
i anwserd other, so here is my anwser.
She would use them to snuggle with me!!!!
MY cat would whip everything on 4 legs and 2.
Please to stop polling?
Kthanxbye
my kitteh would take up a lot of floor space and trip everyone… XP
As my youngest is still a kitten, he’s get tangled up in them and trip over all the time, but have a ball at the same time… That’s kitteh’s eh?
try to take over the world.
My kitty would sit in the middle of the floor so that wherever doggie went kitty could slap doggie without having to get up. She’d also make sure to tripp me any time she got the chance, because she’s fun like that!
Smack de uder kittehs.
*Other*
My cat would track litter out of her box, without leaving it
sleep.
my cat alrdy can has every space in the house, sits on the remote control…i guess she would scratch these thingies she cannot reach becuz is too high
tolld yuz alredy. ai
HAZ
NOE
KITTEH.
Gitchu wun! U no U want to…
Would definitely catch flies faster and better. (He likes chasing them a lot.)
She’d… walk really funny?
If my cat had 5 foot arms…
he’s spend all day sleeeping!
Kitteh with 5-foot arms…wouldn’t have the musculature to give them any leverage or strength.
Knock everything off the top shelves. Harass the birds. Of course, one bird is a parrot that is known to bite fuzzy nubby things: washcloths, blankies, plush birdie beds, slippers, a fuzzball tribble-like toy that makes chortling sounds… kitty paws could easily fall into that category of fuzzy things to bite.
If my cat had 5 foot arms he would rub my belly for a change!
My answer is: ALL OF THE ABOVE >.>
My cat already *does* all this, except use her powers for good, so it wouldn’t make a difference if she had five-foot forelegs. -_-
All of the above except Use her power for good and save the world. :ı
Me cat would sleep. he wouldn’t even notice the arms
My cats would:
Anya: constantly grab my little sister in her never-ending quest for attention.
Mittens: Kill all feet. Ever.
Jumper: Killing spreeeeeee!!!!!! Those squirrels will rue the day they taunted me from above the ground!!!
My cat would torture the dog endlessly
are you serious my cats use to sleep with my dog and my dog would breast feed the kittens
My cat would use his powers for ebil and take over the world…
Mai kitteh would prolly use 5ft arms to grab dis spider in the corner of teh ceiling that has been tormenting him for days nao :3
my cat would use its extra long arms to pull the closet door open and nock down the cat food then the cat nip and bite a hole in the bag and make the most awful mess you would ever see in a life time
kitteh wuld look stoopid w/ teh 5ft longarms
He’d facepalm obama
My kittehs would take up every space available, go for the noms, and be the scourge of the neighborhood, county, country, world, galaxy, etc…..
my lol kitteh would take all dah food and eat it up all of it
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The cat who lives with me would probably kill me in a new and inventive way, possibly involving power tools. That cat HATES me. He hisses whenever he sees me, even when I’m not near him or looking at him or making any particular noise. Admittedly, I hate him back, but his hatred for me is UNNATURAL.
Puddy would trip people until they fed him.
Mine would be able to reach my toesies under the duvet no matter how foetal I got!
my kitteh would use them to catch more birds & leave them on my porch…
Well I don’t see how much will change. She will still just sleep around the house. Except now she really will be sleeping AROUND the house
my cats would have fun clawing mah face off if they had 5 foot arms
Mai cat would use them to catch the bugs on the ceiling
All of the above, plus completely take over my bed and have slap fights with the other cats.
*shudder* Five cats with 5ft long arms….
That’s what nightmares are made of.
My cat wood sneak around the house stealing all the food that he could find especially all of the food with gravy and he wood look through the pantry until he found the cat food and probably eat it all cus hes not very skinny hes a pretty fat cat and lazy so i dont doubt it and my cat wood probably find some ways to torcher my bro cus my bro torchers the cat all the time
My cats would reach out to that big honkin’ fridge and steal the milk. There are 3 problems with that:
1. My dog would lap that up before my cats can
2.I don’t like cleaning
3.Is there a gym for cats avalible?No? I didn’t think so…
omg… Lola would use her arms to pull Cleo’s food off the counter…. poke Milo on the back of the chair and run (with some difficulty, I’d imagine)… reach under the front door to pull in Porch Lizard… reach under any door to open it from the other side… maybe even reach the elusive cuckoo clock weights… and moths, especially.
My cat Fiona would keep one paw on my body somewhere at all times (clawing me if I tried to pull away). Gulliver would probably try to find a place where he can hide his extra-long arms and then grab at Fiona’s feet when she walked by.. haha
finally get that bird out of the cage
Boy wud da birdies be surprized. And den dey’d be eated. nom nom nom crunch.
purr in my while tickling my feet
he’s a pest, my cat.
he would do everything pestest!
starting with my daschund
My cat would bat at my bare feet from 5 feet away
Reach around his body as many times as he can and scratch his ass
protect her food from the other two cats.
try all of the above for my cats :/
Other: My cat would reach under the bathroom door up to the doorknob to unlock it and let himself in, only to find I’m not doing something so wonderful he can’t bear to miss it.
Use his/her powers for evil and conquer the world.
If my cat had 5 ft arms it would ambush my other cat while it was sleeping from behind the couch, he does it now anyway, but the length would give him an advantage.
my basement kitteh would attack n defeat r other kitteh(;( *sniff* poor rocky cat *sniff* u were a good kitteh *sniff* n we will shut shadow in the basement 4 all time. *sniff….BOO-HOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO*
my kitteh wud scratch my face off or open da windows to cum in in a mornin insted of wakin me up at for
My cat does have 5 foot arms!
hog the bed
should totally make this into a shirt
lol
He would walk real funny.
my cats dont need 5-feet arms, they already do all these things
My Kitteh would use his 5-paw arms to reach the door latch and let himself in & out!
take over the world!
Smack the puppy upside the head and have a head start to run away
if a cat were to have 5 foot arms it would use the arms to take out the miltery and then use the weapons to take over the world cats are evil wrpped in cute lil packages so u have to love em =)
Other: do everything listed except use its power for good.
my cat wit 5 foot long arms would run round the house randomly slapping people. arms flailing in da air!!! ahaha
if he had five foot arms, he’d fling his cat litter to the second floor of the house from the third.
she’d terrorize the dog
she wud trys ta capture da evul basement bugs wut try to invades ceeling
Attack me from far away enough that I cannot spank him.
Steve would stretch them out to the end of the bed when he gets skritched by my husband & me. Occasionally he’d use them in a slap play fight with the other 2 cats – being very careful with the kitten. He’s good that way. Nimitz would use them to keep the kitten in line – batting her, keeping her close, and making sure he can reach her to bathe her. Honor, the baby kitten, likes to play fight with the boys, hubby’s toes, my fingers, and any toys she can reach. Those 5 foot arms would come in handy for all those scattered toys! Nothing would be safe. {whimper} Needle teeth!
My cat would use them to scratch her ears and reach for the catnip. Other than that, she preferrs human hands for bellyrubz.
Mi kitteh wud harg me eben moar hardwer!
She would swat at anything moving within her reach!!
he’d still stomp all over my head at night.
my cat would use her arms to wake me up at 4 am to feed her.
bug me from five feet away
my cat breaks things in the house EVEN without 5 foot arms.
if he had, I’d probably be homeless
he’d do the same thing he usualy does. sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep….. all day