
Conscience cat needs to have a word with you…
iz a tuff job, but sumone gotta do it
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Conscience cat needs to have a word with you…
iz a tuff job, but sumone gotta do it
Picture by: krk Caption by: Bonstance
yoo sinnnaa
Congrats, PB!
Thx Anni !! We haz a ty
!!
Letz sillibrayt wib elebenzes !!
Ooh, yiss plz, Ai haz sum gud cawfee an sum cukkiez
Thx Anni !! * nom nom nom nom sip sip sip sip
*
U can has internet again!!! WOOOOOOOT!!!!
Yep! Teh poastman delibbered teh gajit at 9 an Ai had it awl set up bai haff passt!
not me, no sir. iz good kitteh. yup
* Q bats hur i-browz, tehn rolz awn teh flaw nd batz dust bunnehs ?? *
mai ai sai as a purrson ob teh female kind, ai haz nebber batted mai ai-brows at enneewun. ai lashis, yiss. kinda hard tew bat wuns ai browns
*has a confuzzled*
gabe mii a gud brayn werkowt tryin tew pickshur aii brow battin
Oooo !! * PB trize tu flutter himz browz …. *
lol! ai nebber sees taht befoar!
It’z brillyant, iznut it ?? Nd maiks mi wont choklitt
!!
Hab u bean reelee gud?
az far az yoo nose … !!
do yoo haf sumfing tu tell meh?
‘k, kitteh, put yur paw…er..yer butt..on teh biblol an say afturr mi..
ceeling cat has a noo dis-eye-pel!
ai wuz finkin ob jeehoevahwitniss kitteh showin up at doar. tihs wun awlreddee in!
onoes – ifn teh jeehoevahwitniss kitteh’s awlreddy in, den der’s no gettin rid uf him noa…! aihopeso dat teh peeps has a gud stok uf gushifuds…
good day. duz yew beleev in seeling kitteh?
Iz hiz naem Gideon?
oaha! pb an anni slide in tew hoam plate tewgedder!
nd MM n Docter G cloas behiend
!!
oh noes! pile up at hoam plate! teh huge manitee!
Thx MM – it’s gud 2 be bakk!
gud tew see ebbrewun! ai haz had suddin deparchures lately doo to rezzidints gettin up an wanderin arownd.
Wellcome bak Anni! Hoap yu werent too trawmatized!
Well, Ai surbibed! Wuz nawt eezee tho! Fittin up teh noo gajit wuz eezee-peezee.
That’s at least sumfink. Hope it lasts elebbenty hundred years!
Hmmm… woss dat conshins ebbribodees tawkin bout?
Its wot stopt yors (n myne) muvvers strangloling uss wen wi woz groeing up !! * In teh brat staige
*
orite, so iss bettur den been unconshis, rite?
Ded-rite
!!
can ebbreewun keep Max in good beems an warm fots? ai iz kitteh sittin him an hii has inoperable cancer an is nawt doin well. his daddycat comes bakk laturr today, an ai hoap Max makes it till then.
also sum good beems foar mai Zeekie, as ai’m farely sertin he has deeveluped diyabeetis cos he been on steeroyds moast ob his life fur azzma, an he lawst a lawt ob wate latelee. will find owt fur shure on Wed. when he sees dr. tinycat.
Beems ====>>>> {Max, Zeekie, Mugglemary}
{{{{{MM an all teh sick kittehs}}}}}
Oh noes…
{{{Mugglemary}}} + {{{Max+daddeh}}} + {{{Zeekie}}}
hoa sad
beeeems ar on der way {{{Max, Zeekie adn mm}}}
Headin ur way- Beems!!! {{{MM, Max, Zeke}}}
*Beams* coming your way mugglemary to you and your family.
Sunneh, itz abut tiem iz talk to yoo abut Ceiling Cat….
Conscience Cat Says: Murder is not an appropriate method of career advancement!
“Bruthaz ann sistuz, if we doo nawt repaint and fallow teh pawsteps of Ceiling Cat, we shelby for rubber daynged to teh internal fyrez ov heck!!!”
*pounds floofy paw on bible*
Holy cat(s)!
One of our kittehs is *especially* good at that look. Comes from being a mom, I think….
{{{hugs for the ailing cats, and their people}}}
ohai! has yoo herd teh wurd uv Ceelyng Cat?
Eeven kitteh noz yu shudent reed da bible, cuz it maek yu stoopid.
His name should be Jiminey! is it?
Wut langwidge is deez kommentz writed in?