
Now hang on a minute, Bob. If we’re going to make this work, we’d better sort it out right here and now. Please stop wearing my shirts – no offense, but they smell all “human”.
wut? no dat iz totally diffrent!
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an du sum laundri!
Ohai carosue!
Congarats on da tawp spot!
Ai bring pi and ise creem for noms- sordid kinds- help urselbs!!
uuummm! Fank you bof! I will shar wif Bonus! I kan has new kitteh! We got him atta estate auction on Friday.
an kitteh sold atta estate auction? Whut will dey fink ob next.
Gud luck wif da Bonus.
is yoo shur itza genyoowine kitteh? ai wuld hayt tu finks yoo gotta fayk. ai alsew hops yoo diddunt pay tu mush.
Congratumalationz awn teh noo kitteh! Iz a breeving kitteh, yeff?
bacheler rumates gotta wurk fings owt, Iguesso. Hope he understandz he izza wun to buy teh gushifoods!
Kitteh was wandering around gettin stepped awn and lukin fer fud, which it wuz kleer he had nawt had enuff uf bekuz he iz teh skinni and teh scrawny. We iz gonna find him a home, when he iz better. Teh aukshuneer did nawt sell him. Yu kud nawt get two cents fer a kitteh dis thyme of yeer. Kittens eberywhere!
humm. Hao did that get THERE? Supposed to be up there on teh odder thread!
Adn noe moar startch inda collurs…it itchez!!
“adn no wire hangers!”
…adn no “moar”, Oliver.
dis beez me wen i luks in mi clowzet!
Lmao!!
Ai noe needz baff. Gushifuds foar meh wud bii naise rite bowt nao
Yu ar soh gonna see mai pointy ends wen ai gitz owt ov dis oxfurd cloff.
dont foget colour catcher in your laundry
Wut u reely need b deh ‘Kitty-Floof Catcher’.
De diffrunse betweenu and me- ai mayk dis luk gud!
Will Smiff…FTW!!
“MIB” (Men in Black) Dat wuz a bery funny mobie.
Will Sniff …
der’s wuzza luv dat wus forbiddun….
Kewt kitteh!
Thru teh yeerz, Oscar adn Felix’s skwabblolz became increasingly odd.
It didn’t halp dat Felix refyoosed tew cawl Oscar by hiz real name.
Ok, I’ll bite…… wut wuz Oscar’z reel name??
It wuz…um…wait…wut?
[cawnfyoozed, NC starts singing to self]
♫ My baloney hazza furst name, it B-O-B…err…uh… ♫
um…hims naym wuz Lowla…hims wuzza shoh gurl…
hmmm…ai duzzent finks dat’s et eethur.
Oh! Oh! I gawt it!
[cues up Johnny Cash]
♫ MINE NAME IZ SUE! HOW DU YEW DEW? NAO YEW GUNNA DIE! ♫
naw…dat duzzin wurk either.
Oscarz reel name b Bawbera?!?!?!????
Bawbarellah?
Bawbwa Wahwah?
Well, shii did interview teh nommykneez.
*faispaw*
Ya got mii, NC!
*fawlz on floor laffing!!*
Lewinski?
it wuz Oskar da Grouch ob course.
Dat kitteh tawk funny.
Hi
an nebber fergit, Bob, that AI controls teh remote….
Pleh! power went owt last nite…hadda liddlol den non
It was so terriblol! So we fled to a bar wiff AC in da middlol of da day.
`Sall gud now, cept throwing away all fridgee fings.
dang! hao lawng wuz teh pawah owt?
Nawt sure. Was abowt 9 hrs, den we left fer 5 hrs, an it was back wen we got home. I hassta frow ebreefing away, rite?
dunno.
`When in dowbt, thro it owbt!`
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luuks leik yoo shuld frow stuffs owt aftur 4 howrs. butt butt stuffs en teh freezur mite bee ohkay.
der’s ay nyce lisst at teh bottum wif teh diffurent fuds an iffen dey is sayf oar shuld bee discardid.
Fanks, keshet! I all redee freew owt frigee fings. I shall address freezer fings tommorroww. Dis is halpful
teh wundurs uv teh inturtoobs!
Prittee Gurl Kitteh
lykez yoozeeng hurz Handsumm Wun’z
shurt az wawrm jammeez!
Prittee Gurl Kitteh
habz lawtz sez abowtz Handsumm
Wun’z dayteengz habbitz!!
Prittee Gurl Kitteh
maykz shurr Handsumm Wun awllwayz
habz lawtza Munneez!!!
Jack.
*coems bak foar snorglols*
bebbeh kitteh is chip awf ole blawk
Hello
LOL!! dat cats like: y did u put meh in teh shirt?
ei sayed no! wot u nawt unnnerstend bout tat!
Da tabby kittehs alwayz luk sew gud in strypes!