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eh littlol hepp, pleas?
Conga-ing ferritz tu yu, catena!! Yu leedz teh brayde.
*Leedz ferritz dans lyne up awntu teh stayge*
Jump an twirl an leep an spin. Nao curtsee. Berry nyce!!
aaw fewwet
An alsew teh shipmeant parentlee!
GMTA!
dey shipp ferrutz fedecks?
Ai’m in yoar shipmeant, messin wif yoar orderz!!
messin wifeetinOhai MKM!! Sew gladz tu sea yu heer!
I wish deez wurr marshmellos
Maybee meltid?? Wif choklit an gwam cwakkerz rapped arown dem?
choklit en strohburryz! nomnomnomnom. A yu seyin yu wonna mayk me sum? Pwetteh pleez?
Ai wil mayke smore an smore an den sum smorz!!
*Luuks arownd foar fyrewoodz*
Nao less see, ware did ai put dat wood?
*Setz up teh campfyre*
*Luuks arownd foar stikks*
Hmmmm, dis wun wud werk.
*Luuks arownd foar machez*
*Lites teh mach an frowz awn teh kindlin*
*Freds marsheemello awnto stik an toasts tu uh golden braon. Squishez beetween gwam cwakkerz wif choklit*
*Addz strohburryz foar whiteeepearl*
Heer yu goe, whiteeepearl. Injoi!!
nommtastik! fenkyouuu! Cukd tu purrfekshun! Ai sink a maashmallow partey shuld bee orgin-iced.
*Setz up smorz stande*
*Putz up sine: FREE smorz, onlee uh dahler. Strohburryz eggstra*
Reelee? Furzt wud bee teh stikkinez ob teh furrz, nex wud bee teh bellee akeez frum nommin awl teh mooshmellowz, tehn teh tryp tu teh dentyzt for fillyngz ellebentee cabbiteez. Mebbee wont tu b kaerful wot yu wish four. Awn uver paw, mebbee ai jus haz epic pessimizum.
Ob korse ai sez sumfing lyke dat. Ai nawt lyke mooshmellowz.
Bais: ai haz wun.
Nebburmynd mai mooshymellow ranteengz. Muv alowng…
Den wud bee ferrit runnin arown in circlols foar elebentee ourz frum shugger hi. Den wud bee teh beeeeeeg meltdaon wen himz crashez.
“Noooooo, ai no wantz bedtiem!!! Ai iz nawt tyred!!”
Aifink yood luff da maashmelluwz
Ai meen, reelistkullee, cheezburger wudnt bee lawds bettur, wud it? sawws, cheez, belly ayk… Aifink yuu shud giffit a twy!
Mmmmm – cheezburger.
Ai can has?
Wont it!
Ai shur amz teh bizzi tudai.
*Luuks arown foar fryin pann. Putz pann awn teh campfyre. Addz uh littlol budder. Shaypes burger patteez an addz dem tu teh pann.*
Hao yu lyke yoar cheezburger dun??
Ai lykes myne dun bai ennywun besydz mais elf, soh yur doin it purrfictlee!
Maykin cheezburgerz awn teh campfyre…..ai doin it rite!!
*Tawps wif lawts ob cheez an cuuks til awl meltee*
*Serbs up wif uh toastee bun an a choyce ob fwiez, cheepz oar tayter saladz, an uh piklol ob korse*
Heer yu goe, adrienneq. Dat wun shud bee dun juss hao yu lyke it!!
Wate….huh?? Yu gawt an elf??
Yesh! Adn mais elf naw lykes tu cookyngz.
Mais elf du lykes teh nommings, howebbur.
Silleh elf!
*sniffs*
Ooh – smellz nomilishus!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
Mmmmmmm – adn tayzts nomilishus!
Iz bezt cheezburger ai haz ebur nommd!
Fankeez ‘Niser!
Dis be wai bawks skeeing iz teh moast daynjeruss sport.
Ai wus juss ferruttin arown an teh hole lot fell awn me!
Wai dey shippted jus a ferrit hed?
Wuz tu spensib tu shipz teh hole fing.
Assembolee rekwired.
synce ferruts is illeeglol en Calyfornia dey had tu smugglols hims en wun peece atta tyme.
Battureez nawt inclewdid.
Am it juss meh, oar am dat wun splortayshus ferrit?
Berry splorty, but habs teefs! O.o
*cawls fur teh saynt burnard. drynks teh brandee, den sends teh goggie tu halpify teh ferrut*
Awwww!
Ohai, Cheezpeeps, ai hope u awl is habben teh nize weeken! Jus wanna say ohai before I goz owt to gib teh noms to teh cheezfrens kitteh wile she be on teh bacation! c u nex tyme – u haz teh gud dai!
ohai meesh – yoo haz teh importint job, making shur teh kitteh iz fed!
i dontfinkso i haz meeted yoo before, nice to meet yoo! *extends frendly paw ob floofship*
Hai. Yoo iz new cheezburger cat? *extends pawz*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to SonOfPlunder, Leosmom, CAROLHARREL, littlolfairee an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, wite caeks wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay! finkso we haz not had in a fyoo weeks. teh crokay balls are paynted to look like troll heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh crokay mallet tehy make funny troll-y noyzez!
also goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, fairy vs. troll finger puppets (go fairies! yay!), kandee, an sparkly smilie face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
if today iz yor burfday an yor name iz not heer, dont be shy, speek up an tell us it’s yor burfday!
to make shur yor name is on teh Offishul but Far Frum Compleet Burfday List, frend me, teh burfday fairy, or send me a emeow at: burfdayfairy @ gmail dot com.
Happy burfingday tu awl teh burfday peeps!
*wawks ober tu teh krokay feeld, grabs a mallit*
*luuks at teh rakk ob bawls, notissez lotsa noo green wunz*
Lessee, teh green wunz ar teh cayr-troll bawls. Nawt as bad as teh annoyin yello or insulting red wunz. At leest dey cayrs bowt kittehs, but dey still adds nuffing tu teh hyoomur we enjoyz.
*frows a cupplol ob dem ontu teh feeld, gibs dem a whakk*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Teh kitteh is bein hurted! Doan tayk pikshoor, reskyoo hims!
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Hao irresponsiblol tu let a non-nooturd tom owtta teh haus!
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Dis a bad syte fur postin dis, and u bad peeps fur laffin attit!
Hmm, ai agree dat kittehz shud nawt be hurted tu tayk pikshorz, adn we shud akt responsibleh foar deyr helf adn well being, adn eben dat der shud be bettur modurayshun ob whut gets uploaded adn/or posted.
But cmon peeps, send ur commints tu teh grated cheezez. Doan cumplayn tu us lyke we is nawt cat peepls hoo lubs owr furbebbehs!
Ai fawt keshet lured yu intu teh braykrum, AP.
Com awn, letz goe bak in teh braykrum – ai challinj yu tu a gaym ob horshooz, a gaym ob horshooz!
Iz der goin tu bee caek??
Deres pais tuday. Peech pai, pekan pai, adn swee tatur pai wif teh wippi kreemz adn teh bunyllah ies kreemz.
Ohai, aq. Doan wurry, deez nawt reel trolls, juss krokay bawls dat sez trolly fings wen u whakks dem.
Aifink we can mayk dem sez funneh fings iffn we gets dem in kombinayshun…
*goez ober tu wun bawl, ayms at anubber*
*WHAKK!* …… …… …… … … o!krak! … … .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Hao shaymful tu leeb ur winders !krak! Laffin at poor hurted kittehs
Otay, mebbe is nawt eezy gettin sumfin funneh owtta trolly-wurds.
Yu wuz ryte ubowt taht pichur, tho. Ai haz nawt seed soh menneh CTs in wun plaes befoar.
der is awlways caek ( tho sum gaemurs finks itsa li )
yay Cake!
Cheez !. . …. . . .
OMGZ A FEWWET IZ SO CUTEZ A STUF >:3 !!!!
Akk,Akk, Blaugh,-cough- sufocashun in progress