Merinders: Teh dee tayuls ob teh nekst tu parts ob teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet has been an ownsed:- Awn Mundane 26th Joolye at ht tp://www.facebook.com/l/917692nYvVxCEhW6MlZy4nJgNVQ;tp://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/cafe/183308q/pure-waffle .
Meetin at 3pm, giv or taek a nowr!
An tehn awn Caturdai 31nd Joolye Meetin at teh big dors ob Bath Abby, faysin teh Romun Baffs an teh Pump Rume, in Bath. Kikoff at 10.30am, an tehn progressin at a staytlee payse to as mennee tee rumes as we can fynd!
If yu is comin to eye ther Meet, plees maek shor yu has sed so awn teh “Remindererz” postin, awn teh Toun Cryer.
Advanse No Tiss
Tehre wull be a Ortum Innernashnul Cheezmeet in teh miggle ob September, in teh Sou fwest ob TTI. Mor de tayuls wen Ai fink ob sum!
**Merrie mausies lyne up on der unicyclez wif dere bair kostumez on**
**Dey setz up stashunz fur waffulz an to fix eggez an setz owt trayz ub bakunz an hamz**
**De widdle maus kuz owt wif a BIIGG tray ub donutz an paystreez**
**We haz juicez & coffeez & mimosaz & udder adultz beberigez**
Enjoi!!!
Yay! Shal wee skip awf tew teh tye bootik tew see wats gnu? Ai cud uze a payre uv kitteh flippyflops maiseff. Purrhaps a stawp at teh pi stall awn teh wai?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Vanessa1990, TTfan77, E_Eskimo, Honeycakerabbit an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, anjel fud caeks wif fresh stawrberreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif boblolhed polar bear dollz, remote control flying motorcyclols, kandee, an fuzzy polar bear stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
*rushis inn frum teh gardnin*
*kwiklee washis an skrubs hur paws*
Happee Burfday tu awl teh ‘Wun Speshul U-s’ (dat duzint luk riet, but ai nawt puttin teh postrufee dere)!!!
Mennee {{{{{}}}}}s tu ebreebuddee – beri sawree bowt teh gardnin dirts ai gottid awn yu. Ai missis ebreewun, but ai offin heer lurking an laffin. Lukkin froward tu teh SirCuss awn Fursdae!
*noms sum anjilfuds caek an strawbs an wippee creems* MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm! An fankees, Burfday Fairee, foar awl teh goodees!
*stiks a plolar bare stikkur awn mai oan fourhed, sew teh googlee iis googol wen ai shaeks mai hed*
*rushis bak tu teh gardnin befour teh rayn starts*
Oh deer, poor aq bin lyin heer kwyte a wyol onna slo Caturday.
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy adrienneqz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*jentleh playsez dem intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds hur tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
*luuks daonfred*
Hmm, ai dint put ur braynz in bakwurds, did ai?
*chekks brayn skematik dyagrams awn teh CCC*
Ai didnt miss any ob dems, did ai?
*luuks arown fur lawstifyd braynee-bits*
Mebbe izza kloan?
Wate here?!?
O-tay, butt(!) ai doan fink iz gunna halp yew wif dat noyze wun bit.
[puts awn white shirt, black vest and tie]
[places towel ober arm]
Halo……………………………………Ai yam NC, and ai’ll be yor server today, Wuld yew like tew hear abowt teh speshuls?
Customer: Sure, butt wuts wif teh big pause?
[shrugs] I dunno, my fwend teh polar bear’s gawt dem too.
Ai can hadlol it, mamma.
I’z a beeg bayr nao. Aifink.
Ohai, dyu mynd if Ai hang tihs heer? Fanks:
Merinders: Teh dee tayuls ob teh nekst tu parts ob teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet has been an ownsed:-
Awn Mundane 26th Joolye at ht tp://www.facebook.com/l/917692nYvVxCEhW6MlZy4nJgNVQ;tp://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/cafe/183308q/pure-waffle .
Meetin at 3pm, giv or taek a nowr!
An tehn awn Caturdai 31nd Joolye Meetin at teh big dors ob Bath Abby, faysin teh Romun Baffs an teh Pump Rume, in Bath. Kikoff at 10.30am, an tehn progressin at a staytlee payse to as mennee tee rumes as we can fynd!
If yu is comin to eye ther Meet, plees maek shor yu has sed so awn teh “Remindererz” postin, awn teh Toun Cryer.
Advanse No Tiss
Tehre wull be a Ortum Innernashnul Cheezmeet in teh miggle ob September, in teh Sou fwest ob TTI. Mor de tayuls wen Ai fink ob sum!
Adn teh NorCal cheezmeet oppurtoonaty has bin egstended tuu.
See teh cryer… serch awn “norcal” foar deetaylz.
UDIDIT, Angelplume! Conkittulations on de nawt sekund.
*Merrie Mausies line up in dere bair kostumez*
Wut u lyke fur noms in drinkiez?
Fankeez jm!
Aifink a brekfiss boofay sownds gud (ai still hazzin mai koffeh).
Ykno, lyke wiff wafflols adn eggz bennydik adn bakuns adn hams adn stuffs tu eets, wiff milks adn joosez adn doze, um, mimosaz?
Yummeh!
**Merrie mausies lyne up on der unicyclez wif dere bair kostumez on**
**Dey setz up stashunz fur waffulz an to fix eggez an setz owt trayz ub bakunz an hamz**
**De widdle maus kuz owt wif a BIIGG tray ub donutz an paystreez**
**We haz juicez & coffeez & mimosaz & udder adultz beberigez**
Enjoi!!!
*omnomnomshlurp!* Aifink dis will last meh awl day! *nomnomshlurpsummoar*
Bi karful foar de mausies on der unicyclez. Dey is jus lernin!
Aifinkso wee hazza foar-weigh tye!
Yay! Shal wee skip awf tew teh tye bootik tew see wats gnu? Ai cud uze a payre uv kitteh flippyflops maiseff. Purrhaps a stawp at teh pi stall awn teh wai?
Whee! Ai wunts somefing sparklee! Nawt sur wut ai wants, but mus bi sparklee!
Mmm, yeff… pi fur dezurts! (goez arm-in-arm tu teh booteek)
Oooh! Shinee!
Wut a bwave bare!!!
ai iz bwave lyke Papa Bear!
Noe wurree, ai got dis!
Wair u gonna put it?
Put it on da picnik tablol next to da rest ov da noms…
**Piks ‘it’ up**
**Putz ‘it’ on de tabul**
**’It’ skaupurz off an runz obur to pookeefeett an lukz up hopfulee**
Wood `it’ care for some cheezee bacon scones?
**’It’ hugz pookeefeett’s kneez gratefully and nodz**
ai wates heer wyl yu figgerz aut tu opinz deh dor fum deh hinj. ‘k?
Coz i has a feerse!
Otay, adn a kyootniss.
And a floofyniss!
awl att wunse!
An a FLOOF!
GMTA!!
GMTA, bluesfan473!
Wow! Dis is weerd… We iz REELEE finkin alyke!!! U mus be de gud twin bekuz ai iz de ebil twin…
afturawl, whu culd possiblolly hert dis cyoot fayc.
sumwun wiff a nasty
– fayse?
Noe…tehy wood be ded frum teh cyoot!
Speekin uv wich…shud dis hab a “splort warnin”? Oar iz dat onlee fur de kittenz?
Iz foar ennyfing wiff kyootniss.
Peeplz has splortid ober bunnehz, adn bebeh otturz, eben horseez!
OK!
**Putz CHRGs on awd de merrie mausies**
**Passez CHRGs owt to eberywun at de buffet tabul**
Bettur saif den soree! dis iz a kyoote bair!
iffan animlol bee kyoot, dere bee splortage.
Ai knowz dis bare wil be hooge laterz but rite naw hez so cyoote. Dawwwww.
*Wonders why cyootee bear is in jail*
♫ ai sniffed uh man in Reno, jes tew watch him cry ♫
*sniffz NC66*
Iz dat Hai Karate??
*thud*
Omai, cween – amz yu okai?
*gibz cween ice pak adn halps he ontu floofy cushin*
Him smellz moar lyke Axe bawdee sprai, butt (!) haz teh saym effekt.
[fans teh cween]
Oh mai, yor highness…awr yew O.K.?
[waves fans]
Ai guess ai wuzzn’t careful how ai yoozed it.
Wus so scairey, it ternd hims furs wyt!
Ai falls in luv wif liddl ber, iz so brafe! An so hansome! Liddle ber, ai will lub you forebbers! (Speyeders no prolem eidder, rite?)
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Vanessa1990, TTfan77, E_Eskimo, Honeycakerabbit an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, anjel fud caeks wif fresh stawrberreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif boblolhed polar bear dollz, remote control flying motorcyclols, kandee, an fuzzy polar bear stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
*rushis inn frum teh gardnin*
*kwiklee washis an skrubs hur paws*
Happee Burfday tu awl teh ‘Wun Speshul U-s’ (dat duzint luk riet, but ai nawt puttin teh postrufee dere)!!!
Mennee {{{{{}}}}}s tu ebreebuddee – beri sawree bowt teh gardnin dirts ai gottid awn yu. Ai missis ebreewun, but ai offin heer lurking an laffin. Lukkin froward tu teh SirCuss awn Fursdae!
*noms sum anjilfuds caek an strawbs an wippee creems* MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm! An fankees, Burfday Fairee, foar awl teh goodees!
*stiks a plolar bare stikkur awn mai oan fourhed, sew teh googlee iis googol wen ai shaeks mai hed*
*rushis bak tu teh gardnin befour teh rayn starts*
Happy burfday to all teh peeps having burfdays today … and bery, bery best burfday wishes to HCR!!
Fank you, Burfday Fairy!
* helps self to all kinds of cake and plays with remote control flying motorcycle*
omaigorshk! himz iz soooooo full ob cewtnizz!
Doze niblolabol eerz…
Dat cewteepai faese…
Dat snorglolabl belleh…
Himz jus… himz jus…
*SPLORT!*
Oh deer, poor aq bin lyin heer kwyte a wyol onna slo Caturday.
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy adrienneqz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*jentleh playsez dem intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds hur tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Fankeez fur teh reskew, AP.
Aifinkso sumwun stowl mai aidentitee wyl ai wuz splortikatid.
*luuks daonfred*
Hmm, ai dint put ur braynz in bakwurds, did ai?
*chekks brayn skematik dyagrams awn teh CCC*
Ai didnt miss any ob dems, did ai?
*luuks arown fur lawstifyd braynee-bits*
Mebbe izza kloan?
Iz pawziblol. Ai vaguelee rekawl sumwun hazzeen mi opun teh mouf adn pokyn a byg Q-typp in der. Yu nawt fink wuz ebil syintizt du yu? *shibburz*
Ebbey bode so happi hyah. I is likin dis cheezburger meetin place.
Speshly wiv all da nommi noms, cyoot bahz n kittees.
I has bin reedin all da posts for a whilz now, so fort I shud sa “ohai”! to allz da frenly frenz. Ohai!
Ohai, wookeycat! Welkum tu cheezland. Adn fankeez fur de-lurkifyin!
*extendz floofy paw*
Ohai, Wookeycat!!
Welkum tu Cheezland, where deh sun awlwayz shinez and deh peepz am az nise az can b!
Nice one
Omg so cute! I wanna hug u befor u go inz to see wut itz is!IMZA HUG U!! CEWTNIZZ!!!!
Wate here?!?
O-tay, butt(!) ai doan fink iz gunna halp yew wif dat noyze wun bit.
[puts awn white shirt, black vest and tie]
[places towel ober arm]
Halo……………………………………Ai yam NC, and ai’ll be yor server today, Wuld yew like tew hear abowt teh speshuls?
Customer: Sure, butt wuts wif teh big pause?
[shrugs] I dunno, my fwend teh polar bear’s gawt dem too.
@@@@ U bee berry funee tudai, NC66.
Ohai OCM. Fankeez!
[pawnders if dat meanz "...smelling" or "...lukking"?]
sew whut is teh speshuls tuday?
ai hassa hungree!
Yea…Lik ill let u do dat and get hurt by wuteva b inz there!
Ill wook
Hei – iz u mai ebil twyn?
Oar iz ai teh ebil twyn?
Waytaminnit… *luuks upfred a littlol bit*
Dat kwilty-fing luuks familyur. Tuu nayms wiff teh saym kwilt?
Yu ryte! Taht nawt suppozd tu bee!
Oh teh duplicity!
Aifink izza impawstur. U is teh reel mikoy (wutebber a mikoy is).
I dunno, but ai iz gonna wear diz hatfeeld, jes in case.
Neevur ewezur naemz haz profyl evur.
Iz a mysturee.
*cawlz owt*
Com owt com owt werebbur yu arr!
Ollee ollee oxen free!
Heer kittee kittee…
Wait!! Bear needz fwash lite and sumfing to tak care of da scawwy noyze.
Hands polar bear uh child’s sock tew throw at N-E monsters hii mite encownter awn teh udder side ob teh door.
“We have uh 2319!”
Monsters INC ?
Was I rite?Huh?Huh? Did i get it? Huh?Huh?
[touches paw tew nose adn points at Tidmum]
Hurray!
awww…too kyoot!
I haz a rawr.
Bebeh snows baer
wit 2beeg pors n
floofeh tummiz n
makin hisself a growdup
standinup bigbaer
o mi
2 much
mi hed it feel funniz
halp meh
**SPLORTS**
Sooooooo Cute