nawt reely- i libbed in dis howse fur 15 yrs an in awl dat tyme we be habbin only free or for dat we felt- we getz lotz dat register at the cal tech erfqwake cntr, but we da peeps doan feel mozta dem.
It b SUMMERTYME in deh midwest! U noez wut dat meenz? Deh CIRCUS am kumming tu town!!
No! u sez!
Yes!! sez I. A CIRCUS!!! A great big 3-ring circus!!! rite heer in CheezTown!!!!
When u asks?
On Neggst Thurzday, sez I. deh 22th uv Julee on deh 9am Cheeztime LOL!!
Cween, u asks, how wil wii haz a circus?
Well, I sez, sinse most uv ower eventz turn into a circus annyway, it shud b pretty eezee!
Get out ur trapeez!! polish up ur highwire act!! Dig dat clown suit owt uv deh trunk in deh attic!!
Cween, u asks, duz wii haz tu do any pre-circus co-ordinating?
NO, I sez, It wudn’t due enyy gud ennyway. Just think uv a circus act and go for it!! Prepare ur circus act ahead ov time on ur favrit word processor. Then, on deh appropriate lol, post it and let deh mayhem ensue.
Ohhh, cood wii haz a paryde wit floats beefore teh circus startz? I needz tu git rid uff… umm…shayre sum uff deez tribblez. Dey be pyleing upp ober heer! Eye can thro dem tu teh crowd.
tu bad.
Yu tuu gud
!!
datz wut ebbreewon telz mii.
who summonded mi ??
Tihs betta bi gud oar isle go off mai rokker !!
cud yu couch dat in beddah termz?
Ai woant stand tu bi unseated wile ai iz in teh lowng n
*
sleepentihnkin ob impawtent fingz !! * plzthxAnywun elze frum Mareeland on? Wii wuz woke upp bye eurfquake at 5:07. Leest it cudda wayted til moorning.
ai iz watchin mornin joe an dey awl be tawkin bowt da erfqwake- HA! we califourneeah peeps doan eben cowntem when dey beez dat widdle!
In Mareeland, wii nebber getz dem, sew izz big newz. Dew u getz dem offin?
nawt reely- i libbed in dis howse fur 15 yrs an in awl dat tyme we be habbin only free or for dat we felt- we getz lotz dat register at the cal tech erfqwake cntr, but we da peeps doan feel mozta dem.
Letz hoap u doan’t ebber git beeg wunz!
Did deh Tribble tremble?!?!?
lol! Yez, Tribble had trubble wit a tremble!
Ohai kittehs! Aifinkso dis kitteh nawt bii tu happeh rite nao.
Kitteh: Whaifoar yoo summonded mii? Ai wuz nappin an yoo wokeded meh up!
Ohai and welkum, Taya!
yur riyt abawt dis kitteh, aifinkso!
sorree ai has nawt sene yu befour!
*awfurs floofy paw awf cheezfrensheep*
*holdz owt sleek blak paw*Hai Catena. Hao yoo iz? *flutterz wingz.*
Where be da line starts to see the most excellent kitteh?
Crabby kitteh iz…crabby. Muss nawt had hims cawfee yet.
*gibs kitteh cawfee*
*wayts*
hmm, aifinkso it mite tayk moar dan cawfee wif dis kitteh…!
Offurs kitteh sum smoked sammun (like ai had wif a baglol and creem cheez for brekkie)…hope mai offerin iz akx..aks..,um, pleezing.
Kittheh izz crabbie? Phillips fud in Balteemore haz an offshul crabologist! Maybee himz can halp.
kitteh askingz ‘wut u wantingz?’
Am u bozzering mii just 4 …
Annownsing u am home
Begging furgibness
Cownting stray floofz
D…..
Desirun awf hedbuttz (kepe dremun!)
Expektun sum effekshun (sii abuff)
Furgetten yur faisbuk passwurd
G..
Gotta Getta Gund
Habbing an owta body experience
I…..
Annownsingment!!
It b SUMMERTYME in deh midwest! U noez wut dat meenz?
Deh CIRCUS am kumming tu town!!
No! u sez!
Yes!! sez I. A CIRCUS!!! A great big 3-ring circus!!! rite heer in CheezTown!!!!
When u asks?
On Neggst Thurzday, sez I. deh 22th uv Julee on deh 9am Cheeztime LOL!!
Cween, u asks, how wil wii haz a circus?
Well, I sez, sinse most uv ower eventz turn into a circus annyway, it shud b pretty eezee!
Get out ur trapeez!! polish up ur highwire act!! Dig dat clown suit owt uv deh trunk in deh attic!!
Cween, u asks, duz wii haz tu do any pre-circus co-ordinating?
Just think uv a circus act and go for it!! Prepare ur circus act ahead ov time on ur favrit word processor. Then, on deh appropriate lol, post it and let deh mayhem ensue.
NO, I sez, It wudn’t due enyy gud ennyway.
Ohhh, cood wii haz a paryde wit floats beefore teh circus startz? I needz tu git rid uff… umm…shayre sum uff deez tribblez. Dey be pyleing upp ober heer! Eye can thro dem tu teh crowd.
Hewminz bettah habz
gud reezun 4 disturbeengz
mah afturnoon Napz!
Kitteh lissenz wyle
Prittee Wun cawmplayz abowtz
wurk. Kitteh sez: “So?”!!
Kitteh feenkz itz Nom
Nom Tyme. Wunndurrrz wye Prittee
Wun no breengz himz Nomz?!!!
Jack.
Yesh ai did Chesire eerrr… Sire.
Dis mai kitty, she iz queenz of hous. No liek camra.
Mah loyaz willz NOMS uz loyaz.
u wanna a bit of dis, do ya, do ya punk!?
Dis luk lak Jabba deh kat!
Jabba the cat?