
DIDN’T THE INVITATION SAY “FORMAL ATTIRE”?
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DIDN’T THE INVITATION SAY “FORMAL ATTIRE”?
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Yer majestee *curtsees*
awf wif teh hed awf huevah ddi dis tu mii.
Conroyulayshunz, gamma… u leeds teh brayd! Cawl owt teh jesturz!
Ai is teh kween arown heer, ykno.
Obay meh, minyuns! Minyuns? MINYUNS!!
Is this cween MJ I keeps hearing bout?
Hur krown is poyntier. We is frenz frum way bakk, tho.
AP how is the new kittehs in Ur house?
Dey is still kittinz. Dey eets, sleeps, adn chaysez aftur eech obber.
Sumtymz dey chaysez adn rasslolz meh tu, but ai has started rasslin dem bakk. Kinda fun akshulleh, but eben tho der smawler den meh itz still tuu agenst wun iffn ai nawt kayrful.
Adn sumtymz dey cums up intu papaz bed fur ny-nytes. Ai nawt lyke tu get dat klose tu dem wen ai is kumfurblol. Speshulleh wen dey wants tu rub up agenst meh adn likk mah fayse. Dat wuz mai domayn, adn nao dey is inbaydin it! Ai nawt lykee!
But AP, dey knows dat you da head ob da house adn maybe offuring obedience tu you? Ai know iz hard fur da main kitteh to hab “invaders” adn fink dey can take ober your spots. Just be firm wif dem adn dey’ll learn aifinkso.
Hmmpf. Ai keeps hoapin dey will majiklolly dissumpeer.
But dats juss nawt happennin, ynko?
Adn dey gawts so much dam enerjeez. Ai gets tyrd juss wachin!
LOL – kittehs iz just like human kidlets. Dey runrunrun den drop adn zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wun ob my heart kittehs had dis attitude ob “oh dere go da kidz again” wif a heavy sigh when da ovver kittehs in da house wuz playing tag. She’d just sit dere wif dis look ob disdain on her face and stare at da ceiling. Wuz so kute.
Wai yes, akshully. Dat b mai coronation foto. *preenz*
Mabbeh u culd yoinking it fur ur abba….abby…..profyl pikkshur, Ur Majistee?
An uh splendidz foto eet iz, mai cween!!
Furmal attire. It sed furmal attire.
Itz ok, kitteh – u luuk mahvelous!
Is you laffing at meh
No, kitteh — u luuk mahvelous! Datz a gud fing.
o how embarrazin! iz wayrin teh sayme owtfit!
Lol!
They was havening a sale at Ye Olde Gappe. *nods*
Well, someone’s gonna have ta go hoam and change! And wudn’t ya know my purple cloak wif teh fur collar is at teh cleaners.
Zounds!
ai agree! how did they get the kitteh into the outfit, and how did they take the pikshur?
Carefully?
They does it with mirrors. Mirrors and lasers.
And Hello Kitty bandages. Lots.
dis mus be a kitteh liek teh Gigolokitty (chekk hims owt at blogspot, gigolokitty dot blogspot dot com) – him wud poze happily wif ennyfing his hoomin put awn him. tuu bad dat blog nawt kontinyue
Sdeth!
Caterine deh Grate
watch aot fur horsus!
Horses? Eep!
*looks up at ceiling*
*realizes that was a dead giveaway*
*looks at floor instead*
kitteh has many shiny fings, shud we catnaps deh kitteh?
Naw. Kitteh looks teh too pritty.
Plus she has teh pointier pointy ends than I does.
Can you pepole talk NORMAL!!I can hardly understand what ur saying!
Traslation
Kn u ppl tlk norml!!!i kan hardly undrstnd wut ur sayin!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
duz nawtz putz awn hurz bestest
velvett robez 4 Phunn!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
duz nawt wayrz hurz Tee~arra
‘less dayrz Cheezburgrz!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
willz beez gibbeengz Knytehood 2
Cheezburgr Masheen!!!
Jack.
*crawlols intew Jack’s lap foar snorglols, purrin*
Ohai dayr, Taya!
Maykz room 4 Tayya
andz gibibz hurz sum slow Rubbinz
between hurz eerzez!
Catena getz sum
Rubbinz undurr hurz chin andz
sawfft Floofee Belleh!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
seez wutz happeneengz andz wawntz
sum Rubbinz az well!!!
Jack T3h Rubbinz Gye
Ohai Jack!! Hao yu bee??
Ai must habz mist yu…..
*yawn an stwetch uh beeg stwetchy stwech*
Gotz tu goe tu bedz nao. Nitee nite!!
*snorglols an rollols awn hur bak showin teh kittun tummeh*
clappity!
wherez da waygu toonah slyderz adn da Lester Lanin Orkestrah?
aktionn. . . . aktion . ..♪
hmm..yur owtfit lewks moar reegull dan formaul, butt butt aifinks itull du.
That’ll, du, kitteh, that’ll du.
“Babe” ref FTW.
Kitteh lukks berry sooprized tu bee in dis royalll owtfitz, ai muss saye.
Izza fotoshawp pikchoor, aifinkso!! Mai kitteh dew nawt holdz stil foar sumfing awn der heds. Day wud shyake it awf beefoar ai cud tayke teh pikchoor.
Kitteh looks like (s)he’s going to a ball… in the Wizarding World.
we is not amoosed…
Le chat, c’est moi!