SO NOT LIE DID YOU EAT MY PIE?!?!
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Wuz myne!!
Gud werk, ‘Niser !! Hed ob teh macrami !!11!!
conga ratz, ‘Niser! yu ledz teh parayd!
Fanks, PB an Catena!! Brevitee haz its bantages. An hour fast-finggerred anni iz owt ob commishun.
* PB bringz owt a lubble applol pi nd dibidez it neetly *
!!
Halp yorselbz, ebbrebuddy !! Thairz creme in tehre sumwair nd hawt tee n cawfee
Thanx, ai taik sum bak tu mai desk.
*nomnomnom*
Uh? Wot’s dat? Whatz’s wriong wif our power postur Annipuss?
Ohai Upfi! Anni haz teh rowter problims an it mai taik sebrel dais tew sort owt! Wii miss hurr
puddy_tat let us kno yesserdai kauz hee gnu wii wud haz a wurried iffen wii dint see Anni in teh tawp spawt!
Yay fer ‘Niser, PB, A One an Catena! Wat a luvvley brayde u haz!
Did sumwun sai macronee, ai thort it woz pie we woz torkin about.
Yesh, letz hab sum pie!! Ai has brawt sordid sellecshunz. Apple pie, cherrie pie, punkin pie, peech pie, nana cweem pie, lemmings merang pie, an mai purrsonal faborite, peekahn pie. Injoi mai cheezfrens!!
Macaroonz?? y yes, I’ll take sum!
kitteh haza mad !!
No, ai ayt yor chonklit!
joykz awn yu – ai had awlreddee likkd it!
An ai gnu u wuz gonna taik it sew den ai let teh goggie likk it!
An ai nyoo wot yood dun so ai ayt de bottom(!) an leff de crusst on top tu fuul yoo bofe.
Noooooe I dint! Reely! Mahm sed yu cuddnt haz anee pie cauz u lost ur mittins, rememburr?
Butt butt butt itz 99F- ai dont needz no stinkin mittens!
Dats wai deys awn a lil string, u posed tew hang dem rownd ur nekk until u DEW need dem!
Lukks lyke hoomin haz teh hole pie in himz tummie!!
Ohai and good morning!
Dateline: Merryland
Headline: I can haz an earthquake? Yesh, yesh, yesh. At 3.6, laughably small by California standards, but big news around here. It sounded and felt like a long roll of thunder, but coming from the ground not the air.
Taht wud bi teh Erf’s tummeh rumbloling !! Maybi it ait teh pi ??
Am shur tihs hooman et teh pi, himz tummeh be mooch too wyde fer a yung purrson
*snerk*
Thundergrownd?? *hidez*
Strypee Kitteh runz
himz Howsshoald wiff a steel fist
insyde velvutt Paw!
Jack.
Awl kitteh needz iz teh brite lite shinin in hoomins eyez! Thurd degree, kittehs dewin it rite!
Awsum Jack, as alwayz!
Foar fucher refrens…….. Alla pye iz myne!!!!!
Yes ai did an deres NUFFIN U CAN DO ABOWT IT! MUAHAHA!
O, I think there is some things we can does about it. Fr’instance:
Arrange ur furnitures differently in teh nite then make teh phone ring.
Butt u with our hed until u get a brooze.
Coff up a hairball in ur favrite shoos.
Dress u up in funny outfits and… oh. Too late.
Eet all UR fuds.
F…
Furbawls + shoos…u dew teh maff
Garbidge kan tip overs
Howlin an meowlin in teh nytetyme
Ise kreem, eat it awl wen ur nawt hoam
Jump jump jump awn ur tummeh
Kut u ded wif wun look
L….
Likliklik ur butters before ur dinner guests arrive.
Make prank phone calls from ur cell phone.
Nap on ur face. Even moar than usual.
O…
Opra awn teh tv 24/7
Puddlez owtsyde teh lidderbaux
Quietlee sneek up awn u
Rassle ur Italyan lether shoos
S….
Sneek up adn friten yu in teh shower
Trip yu up on teh stayres
Unplug yur larm clok on mundane moarning
V…
Vociferously kumplain bowt deh noo gushifudz — PLEHH!!!
Wage war wif ur sokz
Yowl at midnite
Zig wen u thot I wud zag!
bery clever! w00t for the alfabetizers!
Ohai, lcb:
Obblitturayt Lawng Saawfft Stuff
Pikkz Napz Playss in bizze spawt
Qwest 4 Peetza Bawkz
Reecrewt Noo Minnyunz
Sleepz awn Prittee Wun’z Noo Blowss
Tryz owt Noo Shoo Bawkz
“U getz up. Nom Nom Tyme!”
Velvettee fur needz Rubbinz!
Waykz up Liddil Wunz
X~spekktz Purr~fekkshun
Wawlkz froo Howss wiff sylent paws
Zoomz wiff a kwikkness!!!
Jack.
O hai, Jack! Thx for teh pome!
*leaves seventeen shiny things*
*sneekz in*
*batz a shinee thing under deh fridge*
*skamperz away*
Ai did, and it wuz nommy!
no, iz not lie
teh goggeh tooked ur pie
he has a maysage fer u
it sez…. OM NOM NOM
If you don’t want others eating your pie, leave it at home. Anything floating around the break room is fair game.
it waz nawt me…twaz teh mailman. promish
“Tellz mi da trooth oar ai rips off ur rite nippul!”
I sees blooberri in your teef!
I don’t get it… This picture got 4½ burgers, wich indicate that alot of people voted it 5 burgers = As funny as it gets (or at least very very funny)
Is my humour really that far off all others, does that people vote 5 just cause it made them smile for 3 sec? This one would get 1½ (if it would be possible to vote ½) compaired to that amount of really great captions out there.
Annownsingment!!
It b SUMMERTYME in deh midwest! U noez wut dat meenz?
Deh CIRCUS am kumming tu town!!
No! u sez!
Yes!! sez I. A CIRCUS!!! A great big 3-ring circus!!! rite heer in CheezTown!!!!
When u asks?
On Neggst Thurzday, sez I. deh 22th uv Julee on deh 9am Cheeztime LOL!!
Cween, u asks, how wil wii haz a circus?
Well, I sez, sinse most uv ower eventz turn into a circus annyway, it shud b pretty eezee!
Get out ur trapeez!! polish up ur highwire act!! Dig dat clown suit owt uv deh trunk in deh attic!!
Cween, u asks, duz wii haz tu do any pre-circus co-ordinating?
Just think uv a circus act and go for it!! Prepare ur circus act ahead ov time on ur favrit word processor. Then, on deh appropriate lol, post it and let deh mayhem ensue.
NO, I sez, It wudn’t due enyy gud ennyway.
That kitty ain’t a LOL Kitteh – coz it is at least half tiger – look at the TEETH and the real huge CLAWS! Is Tiger ferocious, Humans please avoid
That cat looks huge!
I know right?
That’s how I look if someone takes the last of the pie. Except I’m not as fuzzy – and 6′ tall. Don’t take mah piez!!!
replais teh pie whit chizbrger and its kewl
I wouldn’t take that ketteh’s pie, hes HUUUUUGGGEEEE
Teh pie iz a lie!
What kind of cat is this??? AWESOME!