
I love you, food giver *hic*, I really do *hic*
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I love you, food giver *hic*, I really do *hic*
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nauw wearz mai cell fone?
Kitteh wantz tu du sum drunk dieling? Condrinkshulashuns Catena!!
thx! wii haz eh beeg ty parayd!!
*Hides catena’s cell fone and keys*
Ai can haz Moar pikkloled herringz?
U drunked on gushifuds, *nods*
Hoo-eber u iz.
HIC!@!!
Annownsingment!!
It b SUMMERTYME in deh midwest! U noez wut dat meenz?
Deh CIRCUS am kumming tu town!!
No! u sez!
Yes!! sez I. A CIRCUS!!! A great big 3-ring circus!!! rite heer in CheezTown!!!!
When u asks?
On Neggst Thurzday, sez I. deh 22th uv Julee on deh 9am Cheeztime LOL!!
Cween, u asks, how wil wii haz a circus?
Well, I sez, sinse most uv ower eventz turn into a circus annyway, it shud b pretty eezee!
Get out ur trapeez!! polish up ur highwire act!! Dig dat clown suit owt uv deh trunk in deh attic!!
Cween, u asks, duz wii haz tu do any pre-circus co-ordinating?
Just think uv a circus act and go for it!! Prepare ur circus act ahead ov time on ur favrit word processor. Then, on deh appropriate lol, post it and let deh mayhem ensue.
NO, I sez, It wudn’t due enyy gud ennyway.
oooh, sownds fun!!
um, duz anywun know wut becamed ob teh peeple-catcher fingie? just in case…
oh mai. kitteh should have stayed with teh catnip…
and by the way, i has passed on the good wishes from earlier today to annipuss, who is internetless until (probably) early next week – she sends her thanks and best wishes to all
Tell her we lub her an miss her ober heer.
Yesh, wut firestix saided.
Stawp rite dere!
Eye gotta noez rite naw
Bifoar we goe enni furbur
Du yu lubs mi?
Will yu lubs mi forebber?
Stawp rite dere, pilgrim
!!
lemmee sleepz awn it!!
Kitteh haz drunk wats?
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Applol juce?
Banananananana (hey hey goodbye) dakkery
Cognac
Distilled spirits (adn hoos spirits?)
Evercleer
F…
Fowstaz Lagah (Ozstrayleun fah beyah)
Gyn adn joos (layd bak – wif mai mynd on mai munneh adn mai munneh on mai mynd)
Harbee Wahlbangur
Iceed Tee frum Lawng Aisland
J…
Jagur shotz, miester
Kahlua wiff coffees
Lymchburg lemming-aids
M…
Meowerlow
Nip ‘o dis adn dat
Orinj joos adn shampers (MiMoosa!!)
P…
peenon ware
questionable dwinkees
rusty nail
singapore sling
t …
Tee martooneez
Unuvver rownd 4 teh ebereebodee
Vodkah tonik
W…
Patron
Quik akting alka seltzur
Royal Canajun shawtz
S…
Shots of jello
Tequila
Umm Rum an Coke
Vodka
W..
Wyne ov redd, wyte adn pynk
XXX = moomshym
Yukon Jak
Zwetschgenwasser
*clappity*
I will squeeze U an snorgle U an call U George
marry me
an aIIiiiiii will always lub U..
Dolly’s version or Whitney’s?
I prefer Whitney’s but it is your choice.
That’s adorable!
I don’t get this.
Kitteh bin spendin to mutch tyme wif goggie, aifinkso. Pik up bad goggie habbits.
Fink u rite…dat luks susssspishus. Dats whut kittehs git fer sharin teh goggie’s waterbowl, pleh!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Tu mach wishkeyh