
Dood, der ar plenny ub uver fishees in da see, an wat I meen by dat, iz lez go eet sumfing.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: prettyshoes via Advanced Lol Builder
Faeborit Coment: “when the going gets tough, the tuff guys go nomming.” -sweetpea
-
-
Copy & paste this:


the love lorn self medicate
…with good source of omega bite a mins. halps the borked hart.
Ohai sweetpea!! Congarats awn yoar nawt sekkend spawt. Wut noms wud yu lyke dis mornin foar sillybrayshunz?
Ai habs brawt teh bagelz an cweem cheez an lox (foar teh omegahz) wif joose an cawfee!! Injoi!! Ai hafta goe nao. Ai can has uh shift at teh aneemul sheltr. Toodai iz mai nawt sekkund dai ob bolunteer werk!! Ai wil bee werkin wif teh “speshul needz” kittehs.
cweem cheez adn lox! ooooo fangs!
hee, when I nawt sekkind read that I though you writ: cween cheez and lox.
heheheh teh cween cheez, yesh, dat’s our majesty hrh.
Harumph!!!!!
I taking ur spawt heer and putting up a nownsingment.
Annownsingment!!
It b SUMMERTYME in deh midwest! U noez wut dat meenz?
Deh CIRCUS am kumming tu town!!
No! u sez!
Yes!! sez I. A CIRCUS!!! A great big 3-ring circus!!! rite heer in CheezTown!!!!
When u asks?
On Neggst Thurzday, sez I. deh 22th uv Julee on deh 9am Cheeztime LOL!!
Cween, u asks, how wil wii haz a circus?
Well, I sez, sinse most uv ower eventz turn into a circus annyway, it shud b pretty eezee!
Get out ur trapeez!! polish up ur highwire act!! Dig dat clown suit owt uv deh trunk in deh attic!!
Cween, u asks, duz wii haz tu do any pre-circus co-ordinating?
Just think uv a circus act and go for it!! Prepare ur circus act ahead ov time on ur favrit word processor. Then, on deh appropriate lol, post it and let deh mayhem ensue.
NO, I sez, It wudn’t due enyy gud ennyway.
Gud luk, ‘Niser — gib teh kittehs a skritch behin teh eerz fur meh!
Nomz bagelz an cweem cheez an lox. *nom nom nom* Fankies fur teh yummeh nomz!
Der, der mai bruvver.
wud sum toona halp?
only if it is sooshi grayde
Ur wai tew gud fer hurr buddeh!
GMTA!
Yay!
wii awl GMTA!
when the going gets tough, the tuff guys go nomming.
*nomz a tendrill*
nawt bad!
besydz…herz nawt gud enuf fur yu.
U rat and I thot U wuz my buddeh..
U is too good fur dat alley cat..
GMTA!
shiiz awlwais catten aroun!
black kitteh is putting deh moobes on the tabbeh!
O hai.
A further update from Annipuss – she will be without interwebs until early next week, as it is her router what has ceased functioning, not the interweb or BT.
Pleh.
She may have to resort to analogue lolcats – ht tp://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/in_ur_reality.png
Botheration! ICHC just not the same when Anni’s not around. Tnx for the update, puddy_tat.
Ohai pt!! Fankees foar teh updayte. Iz nawt teh sayme in Cheezland wifout hour deer beelubbed anni.
grrr tu teh stoopy brokin rootur. p_t, plees tu be passin on owr ‘ohai!’s tu anni?
nooooooooooooooooooes! not the dreaded router bork! I was wondering where she wuz.
come baaaaaaaaack we neeeeeeeed chew, annipuss!
puddy_tat, hop tuit and get her back. Is boviously your fawlt, as the bearer of bad nooz. hrmph.
dang. I bet she’s going through major withdrawal. {{{{{annipuss}}}}}}}}
thx fur teh updayt. ai wundad wear shii wuz.
sumwun sai fishees? nom!
black kitteh is putting deh moobes on the tabbeh!
Don’t listen to him kitteh!!!! Basement Cat is trying to lead you down the road 2 ebil (which, as we all know, is lined with noms)!!!!
That black one looks EXACTLY like my cat <3