
luk, is da middle ov teh dae cud yoo howld down da noyze?
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luk, is da middle ov teh dae cud yoo howld down da noyze?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: jaffeh
Ai needz mah rest!
*poakz NS* … *whizz purrs* … comgrabyurelayshuns awn yur nawt-sekkund!
*wispurrs*
Fankies, Italiana.
Oh Hai guyz!!! It b a freeway tyup!! NS, Italiana, TJsmommy and two_kittehs! Oopz, datz a furway!!
com on over tu deh ty booteek!! fur awl ur tyz and braydz!! Wii haz deh bobblol hedded kittehz, deh sleeping kittehz, deh kitteh pot holderz, deh kitteh toaster kuvverz, deh kitteh skarvez, deh kitteh-faised LOL-E-popz, deh kitteh salt adn pepper shakerz, deh kitteh patio litez, deh kitteh…….
Duz dey still hav teh kitteh wind-chimes? *haz a hopeful*
Kitteh win shimez? du want.
Yup!! kitteh wind-chimez and deh kitteh sun catcherz, and deh kitteh snow-globez and deh kitteh wafflol makerz and deh kitteh stikkers and deh kitteh mugz and deh kitteh tyz and deh kitteh t-shurtz and deh kitteh ….
… ai musta hadded an Reelolee gud thyme lasst nyte …
Yes I saw you dancing wid a lampshade on the table!
… wuz taht lampshayde an gud dansdasdansur? … ai donut zacklolee rememberate … yu gotz ennee ass prin? … a nycepack? … sum hayr uv teh goggie, purr happz? … Aifinkso ai hastu fealz bedderer tu dye … eeben mai whiz kurz hurtz …
here has sum aspirin
ai duzent member NEfing sew it musta bin guud aifinkso.
I needs mah byooty sleep
ai reeded taht az BOOTY sleep …
awf tu teh Nawty Barn foar mih …
*Marches off to NB for last call*
For mah floof to be maximally floofy, I hasta has mah beyootee rest, kthx!
See those cuppla floofs by mah ear, and how wilty they ar? I rest mah case!
Well, wy nawt? Resting ebryfing else.
Butt… butt… teh noyze woz me getting owt teh tuna adn sammun sushi foar yu. Yu wants me to noms it insted, so yu can sleep?
*perks up* Thass diffrint! Omnomnom! kthxzzzzzzz
Plz to not innerupt mah siksteen-hour nap. Kthx.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to FCsamurai, Polka_dot, Julyisthebestmonth, IRawk, onions and petunias an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown-sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, zombie vs. clown finger puppets, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
rebember, if iz yor burfday an yoo haz not been added to teh Offishul but Far Frum Compleet Burfday List©®™, dont be shy – speek up an tell us it’s yor burfday!
to get on teh ObFFCBL©®™, frend me (make shur yoo haz yor burfday on yor profile, or send me a messij wif it) or emeow me at burfdayfairy @ gmail dot com. (srsly. iz reel emeow addy. i even rebember to chekk it almost evreeday
)
Oh yum! *nomz a fudgy cake*
Happy burfday onion and petunias!! and ebbreywun else!!
Happii burfdai to ebrybuddy, an speshully onions and petunias!
*chases a bownsy ball unner teh desk*
O, fank u, burfday fairy! I’ll hab some of each kind of cake (for scientific tasting eggsperiment, you unnerstand … not becuz I’m greeeedy) .. and a goody bag, too!
Fanks, cheezefwends, for all the good wishes! Happy burfday to all who is sillybrating today!
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fank u, my leeej. back at cha! {{{cweenmj}}}
Happitayl Burfday, onions and petunias!
o, fankee, NS! Congrats on your tawp spot!
diz amz jest a test
42!
Yu passded … didded ai?
u bof didded!! Yay!! wp duzzent leik mii tudai, it keepz eetin mai comintz!!
*putz awn caretroll mazk*
Y diz kitteh sew sleepee? Y sumoen nawt taek kitteh 2 teh V.E.T. 2 finding awt if kitteh b teh sikky? Y….
*yankz mazk awf fas* Pleh! P-tooee! Sorree, ai habn’t seeing oen ob dem “T” fingies in manee wyles…
lessee…kittehs neads teh 14 howrs uv sleep ay dai an den dey muss alsew sleep at nite…der is ownlee 24 howrs inna dai…hmmm, aifinks ai seez teh problum.
Des ez 2 funneh
whos a cute kitty you are!
THIS SITE IS AWSOME!!!
i didn’t get that at all “howled down the noise?” or hold down the noise