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Oscar has a knack for knickers. This twelve-year-old kitteh has swiped more than 70 items, mostly underwear, from the neighborhood. Thinking that neighbors would report a rash of missing underwear around the neighborhood, Oscar’s owners reported his burglaries to the police. The police are on the case and have taken down his paw-ticulars.
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We just decided Finn (1yr old) is a pirate. He has a black mask of fur over his eyes and he has a treasure chest of stolen loot. He goes outside and brings back something new every day, but seems to prefer things big and metal: a door knob, a role of copper wire, the nob from a stove, a dog collar, someones protective work goggles, etc. You can hear him running up to the door meowing with something in his mouth. He’ll some inside and drop it in the floor, watch until I put it in his treasure chest (a shoebox with his name on it) then run off again.
Garbage!
All. The. Freaking. Time.
And then I get to wake up to a kitchen floor full of food scraps.
I’m not even going to tell you what she likes to dig out of my bathroom trash.
legos!
My old housemate would steal soy “sausage” patties discarded from frozen breakfasts out of the trash.
Also the warm spot on top of the stove above the pilot light.
65% of the king sized bed. Fur covered expandable blanket anchoring bed thieves.
My kitteh steals territory from other kittehs. It’s like Alexander the Great with four white paws.
My cat, Bandit, steals bottle caps and gum wrappers when I need them just so he could play with them and shove them under the dressers, oven, fridge, in the closets, and just about anywhere else.
My cats steal the condoms from my nightstand drawer. (He knows how to get it open.)
my cat steals nail clippers and my glasses
The three youngest ones steal straws. I can turn my back for a second and my straw disappears. One of the three used to wonder off with socks when he was little.
my kitty steals RIBBON. She has even eaten a fabric one that was longer than she is and it had to be removed surgically.
A spare SATA cable, that I like to drag down the hall, into the master’s bedroom, while howling.
my kitteh steals jewelry–earrings especially.
My cats likes to steal jump – ropes from my closet.
My cat Patches’ (aka The Brat Queen) favorite things to steal are twist ties and shoes with laces. She actually chews up the laces so all that’s left are little itty bitty pieces. I have to hide all my laced shoes from her!
my kitteh steals my hair elastics…. and cable ties. He is obsessed with items that are in a loop. He goes mental batting them around the wood floor, and you can usually find his stash under the entertainment unit.
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i have 2 cats lacy and abby they love to go into my wallet and take my money i discovered this when i was missing a $10 bill .then my cat lacy comes around the corner with it now my wallet has a ziper instead of a button good luck this time lacy=]
my cat grabs food off peoples plates. he even tries to steal food right out of our mouths.
Mine steals my makeup brushes out of my cosmetics bag when I leave it open. When I clean under the TV stand I always find them, even though I gave him one of his own. He steals them and just parades them around the house.
Hair ties! (aka, pony-tail holders).
STRAWS!!! my cat steals straws and put them behind my bed. i think i counted about 20 the other day…
My old cat Clawed would steal my glasses, grabbing them by the centre and trotting away like he was king of the world. He also tried stealing pins out the pincushion while I was sewing, but I had to put a stop to that!
our kitteh steals candy wrappers and pieces of paper..
I had a cat once who would eat the feet out of my pantyhose.
My kitteh’s loved stealing jewelry, especially earrings.
Princess Jennifer is OBSESSED with string! Shoelaces, drawstrings….and especially mommy’s embroidery floss!!! That little rascal is just fascinated
My cat only steals hearts.
D’awww!!! That’s how it begins….
My kitty steals pens!
Mai friendz kitteh stealz beenee babez.
My cat steals stuffed animals
money! They like change!
Straws.
My cat steals the tools and electronic bits from my tool box… I worry about what he’s up to with those. He’s way too fascinated when I’m repairing stuff, like he’s trying to figure out how it all works.
My kitty steals cotton balls and q-tips. The other one steals Nilla Wafers.
My cat steals space in my bed the space I’ve already warmed up.
My kitty has developed a habit of nicking tea lights, you know those little candle things. She managed to pick one out of its holder and hide it under the doily the holder was sitting on. I am sure she was planning to retrieve it later for a game of candle hockey.
My kitties steal my flexible tape measures. I have to hide them.
Bottlecaps, Wine corks, Nerf Darts, and once the cat hid my ID badge for work under the couch. I guess my desk was not a safe enough spot for it.
My cat steals tubes of lip balm. They’re his favorite toys. They skitter across the linoleum so well! Can’t tell you how many have gone under the fridge…
MY SOUL
my kitteh steals pennys dimes and quarters and puts them in my room…rather cute akshuly
My kitteh steals Q-Tips. She’s obsessed! Digs through our trash cans and hides them all underneath things, like the bathroom scale. When we moved we found hundreds under the washer and dryer!
One of my cats steals foam earplugs that I sleep with, sometimes I find them in the kitty box!
emery boards
My kitteh steals any cellophane or “noisy” paper from my trash cans. She brings them to me so I can throw them. She retrieves them just like a dog.
My cat steals anything she wants, but mostly phones.
My cat doesn’t steal anything, but he will chew on purse straps :3
my kitteh steals jewelry. he jumps on the dresser, picks thru all the stuff until he finds what he wants, then takes it. haven’t found his stash yet.
Mai kitteh steals teddi bears. She drags them all ober the houze, and leabs them on teh floar.
Mine steals hair scrunchies. He loves hair scrunchies. If they are not on tight, he will pull them off your ponytail or bun.
Kitteh steals goggles and swimcaps and then rips them to shreds
My cats steal souls.
My kitteh stole my car/house keys once; couldn’t go to work ’cause roomie had the spares and she was out for the night.
Never did find the keys…..
my kat steal my dogs bed
Twenty dollar bills!
My cat steals my ponytail holders and runs off with them and chews them up.
We had a cat that stole anything red: pens, twistie-ties, magnetic alphabet letters off the fridge, Barbie doll shoes, bits of ribbon, and she would stash them under the sofa.
The great writer and cat-companion, Colette, reported in one of her books that her cat repeatedly stole a string of pearls from her dresser and would hide them around the house. She also said that when her mother made chocolate bars (evidently something that one did at home in the old days) she would put it on the roof to dry and the cats would walk on it and leave charming pawprints.
dish towels and underwear
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, once when I was out of town Oscar climbed up five shelves in the pantry to get into a bag of Trader Joe’s Druid Circles Oatmeal Cookies. He dragged wet, cat spit covered cookies all over the house, ate as much of them as he could, and left a huge mess for the cat sitter.
kitty steal’d ma heart
My cat used to have a thing for Barbie clothes.
My kitteh, Bagheera, steals my hair ties…ALL of them he can find…and acts like they are mice to play with & eat.
My cat takes plastic bottle caps. If you put one down he sneaks up and steals it. He even attempts to take them when they are screwed onto the bottle.
Florence steals Q-tips and any jewelry that is lying around loose.
Hair elastics.
My kitteh will take anything made of plastic
I remember reading a years back about Willy, the garden glove stealing cat. His story (and picture) is still online: http://zigzagza.wordpress.com/2006/07/22/this-cat-steals-gloves/
My cat steals toiletpaper, he loves to play with it and hide it under my bed!
SOULS!
Q-Tips ><
Chester likes jewelry, mostly necklaces. He will drag them out to where I am sitting and drop them at my feet.
penz, hair tiez, empty water bottlez (full 1′s 2 heevy), toyz, popsikul stiks.
ai hadda kitteh whu stoled stayk an hawt dawgs an bringed dem hoam tu feed hur kittins.
My cat steals my daughter’s stuffed animals. He has his own teddy bear, but it is now missing an eye and its left leg. lol now he thinks all stuffed animals are his!
my kitteh steals the bathtub plug!!!
Q-tips (cotton swabs) both clean and used
Mah kitteh steals meh bras. I dunno why, but he stalks me until I either take off the one I’m wearing (at the end of teh day) or I put down one worn recently. He will smuzz all over them.
However, my PARROT steals earrings and $1 coins! I found her playing with $1 in her cage one day!
Bunni, a tail-less calico, steals makeup sponges and bangle bracelets…Must be partying while I’m at work!
Velcro. And anything with velcro on it. Yep, you read right.
Yarn. When he was a little bitteh kitteh, he grabbed a skein of yard bigger than he was and ran down the hall with it. He was so proud of himself for slaying the ebil yarn beast.
hair accessories!
My kittehs steal makeup sponges and my one kitteh steals my sleeps
Wake up on the hour every hour
Hair ties. She can sense a hair tie on any surface, and waits until we go to sleep before she steals them to play during the night.
Shinies and plastic bags.
One of our cats used to steal my husband’s things. One time he stole my husband’s tooth brush, drug it downstairs and buried it in the litterbox. My husband was convinced I’d done it until he watched the little thief take his watch and bury it in the box.
I swipe muffins!
Our last indoor-outdoor kitteh didn’t steal, but she would leave dead vermin on the front and back doormats as gifts. She did that most often when I was having financial touble, and was woorying about buying fud. I think she was trying to help. She KNEW!
We keep kittehs indoors all the time now…too dangerous to let them go outside. Coyotes come down from the hills to hunt because their habitat is being destroyed by developers.
My kitty was attached to a friend of mine that spent the night frequently. She one stole a pack of deli style lunch meat and brought it to him. We never found out where she got it from.
She steals anything of the string persuasion…including lace bookmarks.
My cat steals Doritos right out of my hand when I go to put them in my mouth. Anybody want a cat? Lulz.
my kitty likes to steal my make up spounges. when ever i have a client over to do their makeup and i bring my makeup case out, she is straight into it to find the sponges
My kitties like to try and steal whatever I am writing with. Especially pencils because they can snag the eraser.
The toilet paper :< she unrolls it and makes herself a nest.
I don’t have a cat. ._.
You can have all these virtual cats!
our kitty steals Q-tips. Yup… used ones, out of the trash. She’ll root thru the trash ’til she finds a used one to run off with. Ick!
My baby does the same thing! It’s nasty, so I usually hide them in tissue boxes I threw away, or inside empty paper towel/toilet paper rolls, etc.
My older cat steals headphones, hair tyes and christmas ornaments, my younger cat steal toilet paper.
Both of them steal food and, of course, me. Only kittes are allowed to hug me, dogs and fiances have to wait in line.
always steals the kids toy bird
Puff (for real) would steal cigarettes, first from the ashtray, and them from my mom’s purse. She had to buy a holder with a clasp to keep the cigarettes away from Puff. Puff would tuck them under a coil rug. It was a riot to see her slinking along with a cigarette dangling from her mouth, knowing she shouldn’t have it!
medicine cups (the small ones with the measures on them)/ Miles runs around the house like a loony with them. I think he’s the only happy one in the house when I or my husband get sick. He also nicks pens, pencils, hairties
My cat loves to run off with my hair ties in her mouth. I don’t know where she puts them though because I never find them. I give her an endless supply of those milk rings..but she still goes for my hair ties.
Our cat, Kermie, likes to steal my husband’s hearing aids. One time Kermie was particularly upset, and we found them the next day in his water bowl.
Underwear Gnomes/cats!
Phase 1- Collect underpants!
Phase 2- *shrugs shoulders*
Phase 3- Profit!!!
My cat steals shoes.
My precious will steal your soda bottle lid.
My friends cat tried to steal my wallet once.
No, seriously.
Money and jewelry..
He only takes what he can sell or use to buy things..
Simon loved to steal socks- right off my feet!
Boris steals shoes, but MJ doesn’t steal anything. She just looks on with disdain at Boris’ antics.
My kitteh steals anything made out of paper… paper flowers, photographs of birds (she must have eaten this one), receipts, toilet paper…
My older kitteh steals hair bands and rubber bands and drops them in hi fud bowl. My bitteh kitteh eats them and yaks.
Aside from any and all small objects that roll, our one cat steals the TV remote.
Not very unusual is my Dorian Grey, but I love him just the same. He steals and stashes ponytail holder, twist ties and Q-Tips. When I moved I found ZILLIONS of them under the couch and dresser.
Pens, pencils, dog tags, iPod (he lieks da eer-thingees), basically anything on the table that catches his fancy.
Wow!! All you cat lovers commenting on your kittie habits, it’s too late for me to read them all tonight but I sure will tomorrow. My Angela not only took many a hair tie, she also sent them flying all on her own by stretching them between her snaggle tooth and her polydactal toes. then she would chase it just as if I had done it for her. RIP Angie 2010
Hair elastics and the plastic seal rings we pull off of milk jugs (gallons)
My first two cats used to take the plug from the bathtub. For some reason I would always find it under my desk. Finally, I got wise and chained it to the tub!
My kitty steals my foam ear plugs. She steals them from under the pillow, inside the pillowcase and once, she actually stole one out of my ear when I was in bed!!!
My kitteh–his name is Baby—steals hair ties mostly. Takes them and runs as fast as he can under the bed. When he was a baby he could run under the couch. So we’d move the couch and find Baby’s stash of pack-rat goodies.
Gracie steals space. Dad’s spot on the couch. My pillow. Mom’s spot at the table. The list goes on….
My kitties love to steal socks, undies, hair ties, and basically anything small enough for them to hold in their mouths. My second youngest especially loves socks (ironically her name is Socks) and the youngest loves anything purple. He really likes purple hair ties and this one purple feather boa which he caries around the house. I f**king love my cats…
my cat used to steal socks from our neighbors’ houses too! once he brought home a set of keys, because the keychain had a puff ball on it.
My kitty used to love to steal the dogs food and hide it. Drove the dog coo coo because she could smell the food but couldnt get to it.
My Kitteh doesn’t steal! That’s too much work – he just throws things on the floor.
My cat Dakota takes my clothes (sweaters, shirts…) to his cat tree so that when I’m not home, he can sleep on them.
One of my cats steals pens and pencils, this one also steals dirty laundry…. One of the other ones always tries to steal my running-backpack! Even though it’s twice the size of the cat…
paper clips
Nothing. I has no kitteh.
Plastic bags… like wal mart bags it’s ridiculous!
Lids from soda bottles. l
my cat steals my bacon literally right in front of me she just drags it of into a pile still unknown to me along with several shower sponges and various fluffy things
udder- mai kat steelz SOLES, he iz spawn uv Basemint Kat.
Meh kitteh steelz meh monies…
Kayla steals toys (foam balls esp) and hoards them under the bed. Louise steals money off the nightstand and stashes it under the dresser.
lucy nicks my ear plugs and the pieces from our chess board. she then stuffs them in the sofa. tab steals q-tips from the jar on the counter. both steal my spot in bed, and on the sofa. sigh.
my cat steals money and hair tyes
my cat steals electrical cords and phone chargers XD
o yeah and my old cat would steal straws from cups
and my old cat would literally steal the souls of strays that wandered up to our doorstep he lived about 20 years and when he had to be put to sleep for liver problems they had to give him 3 times the amount of the stuff they use to put cats to sleep
Lucy (the obese terrorist) steals coins…we finally bought her a bank of her own…and ANY plastic that she can obsessively lick. Ricky steals the socks of anyone he is angry with and puts them in the water dish.
My kitteh steals hair bands. He’ll rip them right out of people’s hair! Last time I moved my oven, it had 26 hair bands under it. Cat-Burgler!
my kitty adam loves to steal anything shiny! he’s a pirate cat! XD
we have to yell “Adam No shiny!” when he starts going after plastic and other shiny things.
I don’t have a kitty, oddly enough i have a boxer who is very interested in swiping cell phones. At least when its missings i know who probably took it abd hid it from me…
RIBBONS! Just this week Shasta unwrapped the ribbon from the gift I gave my husband for our anniversary–before he even saw the gift! I hear him asking Shasta, “where did you get that ribbon?” and I knew she had beat him to the gift. Sneaky Shasta!
babee kitee likes my shooz. espesally my sandalz. hiz mommee steelz fuds – and she likz bread. crazee katz!
mine steals oven gloves and empty egg shells when we had boiled eggs
JEWELRY, a thousand times, JEWELRY! Also hair accessories. And dice.
my cat steals men’s used underwear and sniffs them. sometimes she puts them on her head.
I saw this item on the local t.v. news! Oscar’s a rescue cat who was fostered by his now owners; he’s so adorable they decided to adopt him. He’s a lovely, happy, friendly mog
A courgette. She thought it was a cucumber – she loves cucumber. Go figure.
he steals my stuffed animals and fake mustaches….
my kitteh steals peopls souls
My old cat steals rubber bands. And all kind of crap that has the size of his paw. My boyfriends contact lenses in individual bags has the size of Olivers paw, so he steals them. Other than that he loves everything I can put in my hair. And all kind of string/cord
mah kitteh only burgls attenshun of all teh neigbours
two of mine like to steal coins from my ‘change tray’ on the desk. A third steals popcorn.
My kitty steals anything that she judges may rattle when she bats it around, and she’s gotten quite skilled at identifying them, and leaving the rest in place. I’m still not sure where my bottle of antibiotics is…
my cat steals rubbers from my pencil case. i dont understand why
I don’t have a cat anymore (sigh) but I used to know a cat who once came home with a packet of bacon and on another occasion a bag of frozen peas. Obviously a very urban-orientated kitteh!
my cat used to steal all sort of SPONGES! all shapes sizes and colors, some of them were twice his size and some of them i’ve never seen before. he used to run with a sponge in his teeth like he had stolen something of a huge value… so we ended up with a nice collection of couple dozen sponges and worried neightbours. and all the sponges were deliveres straight to our garage in front of the doors…
my cat steals the newspapers, drags them under the bed, shreds them, makes bed, gets bored, kicks papers out, starts cycle again
Stuffed toys
Salad. He steals salad. Specifically lettuce and cucumber……..
sumtiems ai fot bowt renaimin mai shaylee kitte to magpie kitteh… becus her steels ebberyfing dat glitters… spechulleh iffn ai sais “u noe can has dis” her gits reeeeeleh innerstid in steelin eet…
My cat steels bread – she is a total carb addict. My now deceased boy used to steal watches, jewellery and keys, he had a stash under my bed
My kitteh steals hair ties, q-tips, paper towels, toilet paper, tampons (that’ll look like white mousies with blue tails when she’s done playing) and anything knitted or crocheted. She doesn’t have a hiding place, she just scatters everything across the floor.
Smudge brought home a whole roast chicken once. Ceiling Cat only knows where she got it from!
Webkinz. She steals them from my daughters room and piles them up on the dogbed, then she makes strange noises to them while guarding them from the dog who wants her bed back.
My cat used to steal twist ties. If we opened a package of hamburger buns or something else closed with a twist tie, and we happened to drop it, it was gone before we could pick it up, under the fridge, never to be seen again.
My kitty steals my 10 week old daughters socks and singlets. There is a huge stash of them under my queen size bed and I cant get to them.
My cat stole my condomes once…. i couldnt find them in three days
our kitty brings us most anything she can find…we get lots of crispy leaves, shiny candy wrappers, slurpee cups, cigarette packs, the neighbour children’s shoes and elbow/knee pads, plastic bags, vitamins, and our socks. Puts them all at the back door and then chirps loudly until we declare her “such a clever kitty!” and approve her hunt. <3
Yogi luv’z his flufferball toyz but also has a bad habbit for plastic and steals twisty ties.. from I donno where?!! bad habbit!! Mooch will steal Lighters! and has tried to run w/ a small/slim 8pc. box of inscence but not anymore on the inscense.. again I donno why??! The both of them find or go for the oddest things to play wif, and lucky me I catch them asap, cuz it scares me they will get sick someday.. and they never hid or hide said objects, that I know of,yet! They just like to play wif them.
My kittehs (all 5 of them) steal my ponytail elastics. We find them in the oddest places, even *gulp* the kittehbox.
My kittehs (5) like to steal my ponytail elastics. We find them in the oddest places, including *gulp* the kittehbox.
Kitty steals pens, pencils and small tools. Perhaps he’s looking for a job?
My cat back home would steal rubber bands and balloons and drag them to her food dish.
Also a condom once in a while.
My cats don’t steal a lot but Cali, our Calico, loves to get her paws on a good twist tie. I am sure I she probably has a stash or would have….but gives me that sad face any time I pick one up.
my ferrets which i call kitties steal flip flops
My cat is a seat-stealer!!!
Souls. I have a basement cat!
My cat is always stealing my early Pink Floyd albums…
My kittykats steal yarn! And always the good, expensive, woolly stuff, too. Never the cheap acrylic stuff. They are tasteful kittykats.
Nemo luvs teh plastic bags to chew on, Killian takes towels, dirty clothes, stuffed animals and luvs them.
Kitteh be stealin’ ma bukkit!!
Hairbands. All of them. Everyday they’re retrieved, every night she gets them out again. In the hall, in the bathroom, in the kitchen, in the living room. *Sigh* A dozen cat toys, and she chews on these…
finally…other hairband-thief owner’ to feel my pain…:-)
Ummmm let’s see I’ve had a kitten who stole littlest pet shop things, a cat – Maddy (a current cat) who steals vegemite, and my other cat Tom who steals my dressing gown well he insists on sleeping on it!!!
yeah yeah – blame the cat, pervy owner
paper,anything paper, all things paper
My Ivan would steal Q-tips!
Dimes! Never any other coinage, just dimes!
My dear, departed Nicky made a living stealing jewelry. The more expensive, the better!
Straws… That’s what my cat steals (the other cat can’t be bothered to steal anything and just sleeps most of the time). And hair bands… Straws and hair bands (the kind for pony tails and such).
My polydactyl cat, Emma, likes to steal pens. We think she figues “I have thumbs, must be able to write”. We never do find them.
My cat Creeper steals straws.
my kitteh steals every thing socks, underwear, puzzle pieces, bras, food, litter from the litter box, i mean every thing and anything!!!!
Hair ties! Can’t put one down for a second. Reading the comments, I think that is the clear winner in this poll.
hair elastics. I can’t find any of them but they’ll all under the couch, I just know it.
My cat steals my scrungies!!! She has a whole collection of them under the fridge.
One cat I had stole my jewelry: mainly earrings and occasionally necklaces. Often she would also fish out tin foil from the trash and keep it, usually with her jewelry hoard. We referred to her as a magpie, due to her penchant for shiny things.
Another cat my parents had stole olive wood objects – buttons and even a salad fork. He would slobber all over the olive wood, not unlike the way most cats act with catnip. We could not get these items away from him, as he would fight for them. Yet another cat would run off with my father’s cataloupe or grapefruit rinds at breakfast, the latter being very unusual as cats usually despise citrus items.
My cat takes my hair ties and swallows them. Very dangerous! She can open drawers to get them, crawl in purses/bags, reach up on the shelves in the bathroom. Sometimes she chews them into little bits and puts them in her food dish. Need a cat-therapist…
Little …ahem…girl keeps stealing my sleep.
My kitteh does steal sox and undees, but she also lykes to steal my daughter’s toys. She takes dem from her bedroom, then scatters them in the living room.
My Chubbles is obsessed with the Jack Sparrow action figure we put in the fish bowl. Every morning, we find him on the floor. She doesn’t care about the fish, she just wants the toys!
Pens! Dey belongs unner da furniture u knows!
Ma kitteh stealz ma ice creamz ‘n ma creeemcheez mixed with Fluff………..
My kitty stole the Baby Jesus out of the manger scene and dropped him neatly into the fireplace. And he was an orange cat, not a Basement Cat.
My kitteh steals bottle caps and dice!
Costello likes to hide his toys so he can play with them on or near my bed at 2am each morning… Oh and hair tyes, he loves those.
He steals menthol cigarettes. If theyre in your purse or front pocket he will get his claws out and snag it and fling it then go get them and run off w them. I don’t smoke, he steals my mothers boyfriends ciggs all the time. But not hers. She smokes regular kind.
Mookie roamed the neighborhood for good stuff to bring home, wads of used duct tape, empty cheeseburger bags, a Barbie, a baby shoe, a beanie baby frog….
my kitteh steals my hair clips and hair ties. the little booger usually ends up batting and leaving the clips right where i’ll step on them the next morning!
Souls.
Hair elastics… all the time. And q-tips.
Pens! My cat is a pen klepto.
Hair ties!
my kitty steals hair elastics
I once had a cat, Peter Pan, who would steal the neighbors’ mittens. She would usually deposit them in front of people when she wanted to go out again. She would also drop stockings in front of people for that same reason.
Hair binders and rubber bands!
Hair tyes of any size! If it stretches and/or has rubber in it he finds it, steals it and destroys it.
Sam steals stuffed toys from the neighbors kids cubby house and brings them home. I return them to the neighbors and they think it is hilarious.
My kitteh lieks to ‘self-serv’ if the fuds bags is lefted open. Odther than thats she too lazys to steal.
We have four. Only one is a klepto- and she habitually steals ponytail holders then puts them in the water bowl.
My cat Rikki likes to bat pencils around. She also likes to lay on paper.
My kitties don’t steal anything, but they do kill lots and lots of animals – Mostly rabbits, mice, birds, and the occasional snake. They want to share with us, so they will frequently leave half a rabbit on the door step for our breakfasting pleasure. Our male even brought a live dove into the house, virtually unharmed! I think he was attempting to teach us how to catch and kill our own food.
Hairbands…and we can’t find her stash!
My lovely kitty, do loves stealing my scrunchies, my pens, or whatever i’m playing with…
Mai kitteh used to steel rubber bouncee balls but we ran out and she stoppd
One of my kitties steals water bottle caps!
My Bob-cat steals hair ties and bracelets
My Baci steals straws, shiny objects including jewelry, and even money!
I had a friend over and she left her purse on the kitchen table. Baci knocked the purse over and onto the floor spilling out her waitress tips.
After Baci rolled in the monies, he carried one of the dollars into the livingroom, jumped upon my lap and dropped it. A true theif! (and he works for me) lol.
Shiney. Yep, my cats like to steal anything shiney. Or if it resembles a string of some sort. Necklaces, for instance, that I leave on my bedside table at night will be missing in the morning. So do hair bands, so make of that what you will….
My cat steals q-tips (used or not) and whenever I move, I find a ton in random corners of my house.
My kittah steals my hair ties. . . actually anything that has been in my hair.
Scrunchies. always with the scrunchies.
They still tin foil and bath mats.
All 3 of my cats have stolen something at some point in time. Kay loves to take pens. She used to hide them in the toilet, so we have to keep the toilet seat down. Elle loves stealing bottle caps. I have a talking bottle opener, and Elle will search the counters for the bottle cap when she hears it. It’s best to just give her the bottle cap right away to keep her from jumping up on the counter. My third cat Alex is the weird one… he has a tendency to steal plastic wrapping out of the trash can.
My cat would steal the foam coverings to headphones. They would be on top of a table, but she’d go up there when no one was looking.
my jewelry!!
Chris-mouse ornamentz!
my Angel loves cherry menthol cough drops and their wrappers.
Small, dark, round things. Hair elastics, velcro straps, Lego tires ( which we find in her messes) so strange.
Broccoli. My kitty steals broccoli from the kitchen counter at night!
Kaiser steals jewelry– he’s figured out how to open my jewelry boxes. He also hides the dog;s bones.
Kirsche stole plastic pop caps.
Keko steals any kind of household/consruction materials–nails, glue, wood, window rackets, etc.
My own personal Basement Cat steals….newborn birds. From their nests.
Jewelry and paper clips…I catch her on my desk all the time!
Shoelaces!! Except they are not only stolen but eaten. Rubber bands and hair elastics are also fair game.
Mah kitty steels mah wire-rimmed eyeglasses and leaves them on the floor for me to step on. She also has extreme radar for twist ties and anything that I use in my hair, Scuncis, rollers, etc…
She steals ponytail holders. She waits for me to open the Magic Toy Drawer (filled with jewelry and ponytail holders) and will did right in if I don’t shut it back up immediately. If I put on down for a second while pulling up my hair she’ll steal it out from underneath me. She’d rip them out of my hair if she could. She’s happy to steal earrings, too, but she’ll take a ponytail holder over those any day. At least they’re cheap.
My cat Midge steals tissue paper…normally the whole box of them
my kitteh usually prefers to just steal my seat. no matter where it is, if i get up and try to sit back down, there is a kitteh under my butt
My cat will go into my neighbor’s house and steal HER cat toys and bring them over to our house…it’s embarrassing.
Dirty, wet dish cloths. It’s quite disgusting.
My cat steals toilet paper. And shreds it. All over the house. And then lays down on it because, apparently, she is nesting…all the time.
My kittehs steal my stuffehs. they like bears the mostest.
Q-tips
My cat steals jewelry, mostly rings and pendants. Both my cat and my husband’s kitten steal the toy snakes and frogs out of our daughter’s toy bins.
Pixel LOVES tomatos. She will take a whole one off the counter, steal diced ones from a salad, and take slices off a sandwich (leaving meat, cheez, etc.) She is very agressive when we have spaghetti. She must be locked in her room when we eat because she won’t leave our plates alone.
Our kitteh, Isis, likes to recycle. She’s constantly diving into our recycling bin and pulling out whatever she can fit in her mouth. These things usually wind up under our couch, or behind the book shelves. I couldn’t imagine what she’d bring home if she were an outdoor kitteh.
Balls of blutak, makeup sponges, the little teddies that clip onto the curtains (she just swipes them down and carries them off).
My baby’s bibs and socks, and she hides them in the corner behind the couch. She also will hide the baby’s shoes and any stuffed toys.
my kitteh steals headphones !!
Well….Only one of my 4 cats behaves in such an odd way. He steals bottle caps. Gatorade caps, Pepsi caps, Mt. Dew caps… Any sort of cap is his if not attached to the bottle!
My kitteh loves to steal hair ties and bottlecaps.
little moocow kitteh steals rubs…. he is a rubwhore.
baby teegra keeth steal ponytail holders.
the honorable rev dr prof mr furrball j ‘stinkybritches’ kitteh steal lives. he has brought me rats, squirrels, birds, lizards, rabbits, and a couple of snakes.
Our Murphy steals our cell phone earbuds. We have lost 4 of them so far. She even picks them out of the side pouch of my purse! And she also likes to take my husband’s quarters off his dresser. If I could only get her to go for the green stuff
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is murphy a cat or a dog?? oh and i love the name…kinda my second name
my cat steals string. the spools of string that my mom uses to fix stuff…. yarn for my chrochet, and my dad’s zip ties
Finley steals my betta’s rocks and put them in his water bowl. I have to put a lid on that tank…=P
Peanut steel jewelry, pens, anything shiny. Her brudders, Max, Sparky and Fireball, tink she crazy.
One of the mammals in this house likes to steal the straw from my drinking glass. Usually I give the straw a rinse at the end of the day and use it again but lately I am lucky if I make it through the day without finding the straw victim on the floor, all chewed up.
my cat steals you soal
My kitties steal used kleenex out of the waste paper basket.
My nail files. Why?
My kitteh absolutely loves ear plugs! there next to your bed when you wake up but soon, you find the in the middle of the kitchen floor!
My kitty steals the claw clippers.
My kitteh steals napkins and paper towels and things like crumpled up plastic and aluminum.
He will also steal bracelets (those jelly ones that are different shapes especially).
Trouble teh Tortoiseshell kitteh steals pens and pencils, plus eyeglasses if we’re stoopit enough to leave them unattended.
My kitteh has no teeth due to a car accident so he cant pick things up any more. Hes a happy cat though and manages to eat well
My kitteh Sapphire likes to steal teh goggies chew toy and hide it to make goggie cwy!
Puzzle pieces. My kitteh hates it when I pay attention to the puzzles.
My kitty, Domino, likes to take stuffed animals out of this box then bring them in to the closet across the hall and meow at them for about 5 mins.
My cat Percy takes all of my hair ties and hides them all over the house. He will also steal straws from (full!) drink containers and push them under the rug in the living room.
my hair elastics! my kittie loves to steal them and then put them in her water dish
My boys, yellow tigers, Calvin and Hobbs, like to steal mechanical pencils and ball point pens. LOL
My cat steals beanie babies. he’s still a kid on the inside:)
Remi – I had a cat who did the same thing. I discovered one in his litter box one day when I went to clean it.
My cat Cookie likes to steal keys and shoes. He doesn’t like us to leave the house.
My Daisy love to steal my daughters Barbie doll clothes and purses. Simba steals q-tips.
honey
ranch dressing
pecans
spinach
peanut butter
coconut milk
lettuce
cereal
tortilla chips
chinese red sauce
egg rolls
pumpkin pie filling
soy bacon
pie crust
spiders
moths
crinkly plastic things
plus all the kitteh usuals: steak, hamburgers, bacon, chicken, butter, cheese, pork, bacon, lamb, milk, bacon
strings, shoelaces, hair tyes, and tissue paper, and ribbon. anything that is crinkily and has potential to wiggle or be flung.
my youngest Guinness steals tampons from my purse to play with!! He’s a boy, I keep telling him he has no use for them! lol
Have had several kittehs who *lurv* to klepto & play with mah chapstick; I buyz lotz at a time bcuz they’re constantly disappearing. Also haz kitteh thatz **obsessed** with tape—stealz pieces of tape, stickers, & whatevr they’re stuck to… even teh entire roll of tape if she can manage it.
My kitteh doesn’t steal, but he piddles on my laundry when I leave it in the laundry room. Destruction of property mebbe?
Biscuit likes to steal the caps to the soda bottle when I pour myself a glass
my kittehs steal shiny crinkly things and hide them behind the sofa
Pens. She then hides them under the living room rug.
My cat ran off with a dollar one time…he hid it behind the couch.
My cat steals tampons out of the box. apperantly great for football!
also shoelaces, strips of cardboard, even slim belts are great for playing
My cat steals hair ties, bras, and swim suits.
Along with stealing and playing with anything she can get her paws on, my kitteh also makes a point to knock over ANY glass she sees. If a glass is sitting on a table or shelf, full or empty, she will put her paw on the rim and tip it. This usually causes wet everything.