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Oscar has a knack for knickers. This twelve-year-old kitteh has swiped more than 70 items, mostly underwear, from the neighborhood. Thinking that neighbors would report a rash of missing underwear around the neighborhood, Oscar’s owners reported his burglaries to the police. The police are on the case and have taken down his paw-ticulars.
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I love kitty thieves! My old cat used to steal too. She really liked stealing apples from the neighbor’s yard and putting them in my dad’s shoes in his closet.
My cat always steals things from my bathroom, including his own droppings in the litter box, and bops them around the floor.
Lolpantburglur
Norman steals anything he can chew on, especially plastic bags. Really dangerous
And Yuki steals food. Every food. Fruit, bread, meat, all of it.
My cat steals plastic bags too… And dvd cases. Usually she drops her finds on my fiance and I while we’re sleeping.
GusGus likes to nom plastiks. But onli between 2 and 5 am.
My ragdoll steals rolled up plastic bags and stashes them under my bed–at last count, about twenty. For variety, there are also some socks.
With sofas usually available, seems dat kittehs awfun choose teh peeps’ den/lair as der own cave.
Cat-Burglar!
My cat stole my jewelry and would hide it in a little cubby. He was indeed a true cat-burglar!
STRAWS! Can’t bring a drink in the house with a straw bc my orange tabby, Skippy, steals em! When I clean, I find them everywhere!
Same here! Our cats also think drinking straws are the best toys ever!
Mine too!!!! My cat Boo LUVVVVVVS straws. He steals them right out of the cup. Then he brings it back to you expecting you to throw for him to fetch!! LOLOL
My cat Bailey is also an epic straw thief. Turn your back on a drink from a fast food establishment and the straw will have vanished, later to be found in the hall closet where he has accidentally batted it under the door.
my cat just bites straws thats wy we hav lots of holes in our straws
omg ours does too! I have to guard straws like a hawk! He chews on them like dogs with bones!
Ai stil haz noe kitteh.
Soe stawp arksking.
Awww.. {{{TGB}}}} I haz no kitteh eezer. Wii just sit here and admire deh kewteez on ICHC, ‘k?
my invisible cat steals my invisible mice *sigh*
My kitteh steals hairties. Then she puts them under the stove for later.
mai kitteh also steels hairties, andd he putz them in dah fuud bowl. Den I still yuse dem, so… he atax mai hair!
Mai big kitteh wil steel chees poofs frum teh bag.. butt (!) nawt luk wen he doz, so itz liek hez nawt doin it at awl!
Nawt lukking Dat iz teh kyutte!!
My cat tucker liked to play with my plastic bracelets and he would put all his toys in his food bowl when done!
My kitteh awlso steals my hair ties. Her collecshun is scatterd in various places, such as, unner teh cowch, undr teh bed, on teh kitchen floor and anywhere else she gets tired of playing.
glad to seez ovur kittehz steelin’ teh harez-tiez. i fowt onwy dis kitteh duz dat.
Our Jennyanydots used to steal the foam curlers right off my Grandma’s head. I’m not sure how he figured out how to open them, but he did!
He also used to steal feminine hygiene products (thankfully brand new ones), rubbing his face all over pads.
i had a cat YEARS ago that stole new tampons. the cardboard tampax kind. (we were poor and it was a decade ago). if the cupboard was open, or your purse/backpack, he would grab them, run, and chew them up. if he got them out of them from the cupboard and no one was home, we’d find them shredded all over the living room! pretty embarrassing when you were coming in with guests! we’d also play keep away, and we’d toss tampons and he’d do crazy leaps trying to get them. he’d find them even in a pile of dirty laundry, which we’d do for giggles.
Ai hads no ideer dis was soo common. Long times ago when mai sister and I haz relee long hairs mom wood make us braid it at nite afore bed an sometime durin teh nite Taffy would say alla dese hair thingies are mine!!
My kitteh puts my hairties under the bed. I have to clean out the stash to use them when I run out.
Mine too! If I ever run out and think I need to buy more I just look in her hiding spots. Ta da! More hair ties!
My kitty does too! i pulled back the stove a few weeks to clean the sides of it and found over a dozen of em…. sneaky kitties.. when she finds them she will carry them around an make a ‘I’m hurt’ meow.. that she knows will scare me.. I think she likes to be caught… =^.^=
My indoor cat does that sound too, but most often it turns out it’s when she’s caught a bug or something and is calling the other cat to come eat and learn to hunt too. It really is a freaky sound.
Same here! ‘cept Mischa prefers the refrigerator.
Mine too only he hides them under the throw rug or under the couch
Yup, my Charlie loves him a hair tie- he flicks them around the house, and chases them. Very cute.
One of our cats does that too. He also brings them to you to throw, so he can chase and catch them. And when he’s really playful, he brings to the water bowl, drops them in, and than tries to get them out without getting too wet.
My kitteh also steals teh hair-ties. He finds dem and brings dem to me to throw for teh fetch, then he stores dem under the furnitures after.
Me, too! It’s funny to hear how so many people’s cats love hair ties. They’re the best for playing fetch.
Mai kitteh alsow stiels hairties – she call dem hairtoys. Alsow, she lieks to nom on mai glassez. Maybee she lieks teh flavor ov mai eers?
Just cleaned 11+ hairties from under the stove last night. lulz
Another one for hair ties here! We bought her a set of colorful ones so that she has some that are “hers,” and we use the black or brown ones.
But she REALLY goes bonkers for a genuine rubber band. She pulls them off of the piles of receipts that we’ve wrapped them around (to keep sorted) and then scatters the papers.
Mai kitteh steels twist-tyes
kitteh heer stealz teh mittenz. Awl winturz long, nobuddy kin find dere mittenz.
Sawns lyke wun uv dose nawty kittens, tryin tu hiyde hur oawn loss from the Mom.
My cat used to steal items from my apartment and leave it laying around for me as a present. Some of the items he’s stolen include toothpaste, cell phone, wallet, lube from my roommate’s bedroom, slippers, an umbrella, and a knife from the countertop. That last one was interesting to come home to….
Lube from your roommate’s bedroom? right…
My cat steals magnets from the fridge door.
flip flops! =^..^= beware!
My cat steals my dignity. When ever he can get away with it.
I had a cat who used to steal Q-tips. It was hilarious, coming home to a trail of Q-tips!
OMG! My kitteh steals Q-tips too! She also snags spare change! lolz
One of mine does the same. I loves playing with q-tips, which is especially funny because he is always so stoic about playing. He’s very into play hunting, but he turns totally stupid if he gets a q-tip.
My Kitteh Gigi Bella would steal the q-tips and then play withe then in the bathroom sink. When she was done playing she would bite them in half and shove them down the drain. Took ua awhile to figure out why the sink kept backing up ^_^
!!!
what is a q tip
Brand nayme. Lil stick maybee two inches lawng, softee cotton floof attached at eech end as padding.
Used for gently wiping small surfaces and tight places. Awlsew can use tu dee liab del Ibert smudge teh eye mk-up awn purrpose.
Ours steals Q-Tips too! She likes to bat them under the doors. And bite the fluff off.
We had a q-tip thief, too! He’d lick off the cotton and bury the “bones” in various “q-tip graveyards” under rugs. One great fun thing to try is making the q-tip “jump” by pushing down in the middle of it with the tip of your nail/finger then letting it pop up. Only works on carpet or springy rugs. If you do it a little to one side it sometimes spins in the air. Drives the kittehs wild!
Thot he had sum kotton kandee, hmn? Teh graveeards iz sumthin new, dough.
My cat steals coathangers, and plays fetch with them.
My kitteh steals hairties and q-tips and then shoves them under the door to the coat closet.
My kitteh went after both my credit card and my triple A card. I have no idea what she’s planning, but I’m concerned.
Road Trip!!!
to the World’s Largest Ball of String!
definitely road trip…to Tijuana.
pens and hairties
How ’bout whatever the other kitteh is playing with? One of mah kittehs also lieks playing with the other kitteh’s and the goggie’s tails, but he can’t steal them.
Mai kitteh grabs tings wif his teefs. If him can lift it, itz gawn.
Latest target iz teh klaw nippers. Ai findz dem awl ober. Two pairz iz still gawn. Him takez pens, too.
It suddenly became obvious that Oscar couldn’t bury any more bodies in the back yard.
@@@@@!!
My kitteh steelz and chews anyting plastic, frum plastic bagz to showr kertins.
!!!!!!
My cat had a habit of watching me blow my nose. when i threw the tissue away, he would dive into the trash can after it and would run off with it. he would even pull them out of the toilet if i threw them in there instead. now he is content with a balled up receipt from my pocket. i used this habit of his to grose out my sister.
Srsly, just red dat cud be teh harmful powder awn outside uv receets. Wux suggistid that the peeps tuch as liddle as pawsible.
My kitteh steals shiny things. She likes jewelry and coins which she puts under the bed.
She steals jewelry, eyeglasses, and other shiny objects. She will rummage through women’s purses. Our previous kitty stole food constantly — later we found out this was partly because he had a thyroid condition that made him hungry all the time. Apparently this is not unusual for cats. We wish we had known earlier, because it seems to have shortened his life, plus obviously we didn’t want him to be always hungry and uncomfortable. So if your cat steals food really often, you should mention it to the vet and get a thyroid test, just in case.
Dis very gud advise. Nobody lieks tah feel as if dey have not had noms for a week, an dis illnes iz very common wif kitties.
Alsow, pleas say ur kitties dat not all vets iz ebil, and dat dey shud not try to nom on dem. Eben if de kitties be very hungry.
thx.
teh Vet.
Nyce!
my kitteh goes fer small fings she can push unner teh cowch…. pens, mah nale klippr, a whine cork, teh en-kap to mah flash drieve….
Mah kitteh steals hearts. =^_^=
Aww dats so sweets! mi kittehs steel teh harts too.
Good one . . . your kitteh steals hearts . . . seems that’s why we’re all here, but you said it so eloquently! I don’t suppose your kitteh ever steals your patience?
All my kittehs seem to have an underwear fetish…purrverts!
My cat steals bras, socks, underwear, anything shiny, my lizard’s fake plants, and my husband’s spot in bed.
Mine steals my security badge from work. I’ve had to replace it twice. The security office looks at you kinda funny when you say, “my cat ate my badge.”
Mine steals my name tag and the pager. He knows that if the pager goes off, I will be on the phone answering it, rather than playing with him, so he will also walk on the phone until it turns off the ans mach, and knocks the handset off the cradle. Favorite place to hide them, under the refrigerator. My mom has never seen it so clean under a frige before! LOL
I think the kitty knows when ma is going leave fer work because when i lay my work clothes out on the bed my Bubby lays on top of them. no other time just work clothes because thats when I am away from her the longest. She steals straws and milk and hairties and cornbread. loves cornbread
charlie cat steals my daughter’s sock monkey and brings it me, his mama, every night. daughter draws the line at him stealing her elmo doll
My Miss Petunia steals hair ties, twist ties, and occasionally snippets of paper. She steals everything VERY obviously, making sure to get noticed so we’ll chase her for it, shouting “Thief! Thief!”. Once she drops it, and we put it back, the process repeats.
My Big Jim steals socks and post-it notes out of my books. He’s incorrigible.
my kitteh steals my heart
Mine also like hair accessories, as well as regular rubber bands. Under the sofa is a preferred hiding spot.
It took me a minute to realize that Oscar was likely stealing these things off clotheslines, rather than breaking into people’s houses and sneaking into their drawers.
>>see what I did there??
Oops, Ai see?
Ai fot sayme ting, dough.
Dat is “!” an nawt “?”
My kitteh steals nothing. She already owns it all.
I guess that pretty much sums it up for me, too.
My youngest cat steals hair elastics and used paper towels. And any other small object she can get her paws on ^^
Our 11 month old cat LOVES to steal straws, if you have a glass with a straw then leave it unattended, you will find your glass, still upright, but no straw, you will later find the straw in the most random places, lol.. Mittens also LOVES to steal my hair elastics as well
But straws are her biggest addiction, she ends up hoarding a collection of them, lol
We have a couple of straw thieves. It’s not so bad with an open glass (when the straw can be easily removed), but with any cup whose straw is through its lid, it can be problematic. We’ve had a number of drinks tipped over that way.
Now I just don’t use straws at home.
My kitteh steels used, balled-up tissues from the garbage (eww)
My kitteh, now 6 yrs old, started taking small pieces of cloth, such as worn out potholders or washcloths from a pile in the basement when he was just a kitten. He still does, leaving them around the basement and up the stairs. I laugh when he does this!
My kitten steals everyone’s heart.
One of mine steals drinking straws right out of my drink. The other one steals my drink – as long as it’s water.
Wow, I’m surprised that other people’s kitteh’s steal hair ties. Mine does that too! The only place the hair ties are safe is in a drawer.
my cat steals pens, mail, and bottle caps. and by steal, i mean knock under the coffee table for us to find when we vaccuum.
My cat steals bottle caps!
Gigi steals Pens and Glue sticks! She also like to chew on packing tape…..she will hunt it out!
Taylor likes to steal pens, if you leave it lieing on the table, it’s gonne, though one time she tried to take it while I was doing my homework, and then Leo used to steal my stuffed animals and my yarn, the dogs never gave me this much trouble. Leo’s favorite was a small puppy about happy meal size, while he was a kitten he wouldn’t settle for bed without it.
Both of my cats steal water from my cup. I can never leave it sitting alone beside the couch.
Jesh, me too. Sew we nao haz teh kitteh drinkee cups in awl teh playces Ai sits.
One of my cats used to steal candy and then hide it under table or couch
My heart.
Awskurr lykes prittee
feengz datz beelawngz 2 Prittee
Wunz… Wutz t3h prawblumm?
Awskurr Kitteh coodz
fyndz udder feengz, but dayz doant’z
strrrrrrrrretttttch lyke deez wunz duz!!
Awskurr Kitteh feenkz
himz coodz mayk Kitteh Hammukk
andz habz lawtz ubz Phunn!!!
Jack.
My Kitteh likes to steal my sleep. Anytime I’m sleeping she comes and wakes me up to be fed and to change her litter box.
Mah littlol kitteh
When himz had hiz nips
Seemz to has a fing
For steelin uzed Q-tipz.
Kyut
lil
peom!!
my childhood kitteh would steal the small stuffed animals (ie beanie babies, etc) off my bed, carry them down stairs, and line them up in the living room while we were all away. cute!
My big boi Churchill steals twist-ties and bookmarks, much to my chagrin.
Anything shiny! Coins, jewelry, hair clips, christmas bows . . .
My kitteh loves sticks of any kind (pens, pencils, nail files, straws) . . . if you have a drinking glass with a straw in it you’d better keep an eye on it! He will steal the straw right out of the cover!
Does taxing the dogs bed count. my cat would chase the dog out of it then sleep in it. The dog was too afraid to go back and get it
My Princess Murple does exactly the same thing lol
My kittehs steal yarn. Balls and balls, and hanks and work in progress yarn.
Mah kitteh stealz hair-bands!
How did all my neighbour’s panties end up under my bed? Ermm… the cat stole them? Yes that’s it officer! I swear it was the cat! He also likes to peek in windows, so if there have been any complaints…
Clebber!
my cats steal hair ties too!
My cat has a tendency to steal any round objects he can find, and shove them under my parents dresser or someplace in the basement. And my /other/ cat steals littlest pet shops from an old bin in the basement and carries them around the house, leaving them everywhere. But she only does that when she’s in heat. Well, we’re pretty sure that’s what’s going on. lD;;
Loki the basement cat makes off with fingernail clippers. Leaves them in piles under the bed.
Our kitty also steals small stuffed animals. He then hoards them all in a dark corner of the crawl space. No one wants to go in there to retrieve them!
I had a kitty that stole small stuffed animals too, and carried them off to the basement. One day she tried that with my friend’s live hamster. The hamster was not hurt, but I never got to hamster-sit again…
*meditative snicker, pich shures teh struggel, teh eskaap, teh shoutin*
My cat… She tried stealing my cell phone… I dont even know who she would need to call…
She probabaly met someone on the internet.
internet dating-win!
Nutting – everything belongz to him so iz not stealin if its hiz already =)
My kitteh iz stealing zhe bread from the bird feeding plate.
Silleh kitteh. Waitz a whyle, an canz haz bred-stufft byrds. Oar byrds stufft wif bred, same fing rilly.
Pens.
He LOVES plastic. Any hard plastic will do. But jeez, I’ve gone through more pens because of this doofus.
I had a kitty that insisted on building a nest with anything I knit or crochet, especially small items, like the ‘flower blossoms’ I was making for an afghan, she would hide them under a small crawlspace behind the couch. I had to wash kitty fur and dust balls off several projects until I was able to get a kitty proof box…
Mine has a tendency to steal houseshoes and slippers…we have no idea why.
My kitteh steals souls, of course. She is a furry, fabulous, black basement kitteh!
Pens. Charlie used to love pens. He hasnt stolen one in a while, but if a pen went missing you bet he stole it. Hahah same as above^
carz… GTA!!!
My kitteh be stealin’ my sleep!
Other. He steals pot-scourers and sponges from the neighbours, and sings the song of the happy hunter as he brings his prey in through the catflap. I live in terror of the day someone tracks him back to my house; oh, the embarrassment!
That’s hilarious. I wonder how he gets them? Does he go inside people’s kitchens? lol.
I guess he must, can’t see how else he gets them!
My cat Belle steals food, lettuce, bread crusts, and toy cars. My other cat, Harley, steals food and my dog’s chew toys and dog chips ( the kind that you can buy at petsmart). He also likes to steal Cheetos and Lays. My cats are weird.
Mine steal my scrunchies
My cat steals my hair ties… no idea where she takes them but somewhere there is a pile of 50 or more.
My Li’l Lema has a penchant for paper clips and other office stuffs…it’s all I can do to keep her away from dat stuff, as it’s not too gud for her digestive tract…
My cat, Shortcake, steals dirty undies, hair ties, and straws. She’s gotten good about the straws and now will only steal them if they’re on the ground first. She used to steal it right out of my cup, but she’s gotten better. As for undies, she only likes them once they’ve been worn, and only likes mine. Then she’ll roll around in them and stuff. Weird kitty
My cat Munchkin likes to steal pens, hair ties, my glasses case, my coffee, nail polish, and various other items. I have a kleptomaniac for a kitty.
My cat likes to steal stuffed animals, a few years ago when I wasn’t home my mom said he went back to my room and brought out one after another and she collected a huge pile of them.
My Kitteh steals the covers off my bed, and sometimes my sleep!
my kitteh iz notty and haz sum angr issuez
my cat likes to steal my usb drive and money. it’s annoying
I had a kitty, unknown to me, who was stealing knee high stockings, and hiding them under a draped table. I thought it was odd I was going through so many stockings, but I just keep buying new. I lived in the apartment one year. When I took the tablecloth off the table to pack it, I found 48 pairs of knee high stockings. 48 PAIRS!! That cat had a serious fetish for stockings.
at least he stole in 2s
Meepos would snag her sparky – a stick that had feathers and mylar (this was 4 years ago) on ithe end and mrowr while bringing it to drop at our feet. Of course, she wanted to play. she would chase that until she panted (if we let her)
My kitteh stole a cloth bag, one of those PC ones you buy for $3. We haven’t used it in months ’cause she uses it to sleep on in the sun.
Under there?
Chester has a thing for rubber bands. Two vets have told me if he ever swallows one there will be serious consequences but you can’t reason with him
Wun of mai kittehs likes rubber bands too adn occasionlee eets wun. So far, so gud – it all kums owt in teh end…
My Sissy Cat steals jewelry – a real “Cat Burglar”. It’s really anything shiny, so I can’t leave my earrings or rings anywhere that she can get them. She also likes straws from a drink cup, she will pull them out and play with them.
yes my kitty like wedding rings. no good!
Cosmo like to chew on my diamond when he sits with me. I think he’s assessing it’s worth for when I take it off at night!
Snerk!
Maykes U wunder if U shud wush ring haz no valuo. Di lemma.
Plastic Bags.
My cat steals my sons bouncy balls and hides them so he can play with them later.
Comput-arrr maus!
Mah kitteh steals my lighter, my gf’s pills box (yes, those pills), pencils, my macintosh remote, and sometimes my socks.
Maybe the kitteh wants a little brother/sister?
TOILET PAPER!! I will go into the bathroom and when I look for the paper it’s gone! My cat takes it to a quiet corner out of site to wrestle with.
Oh yash! Wun of mai kittehs (teh same wun tath eets rubber bands) will rassel a roll of toylet paper to DEF!
Other:
My cat does not steal. If you don’t have your hands on it, it obviously belongs to her, so taking it is not stealing.
Yes, my cat thinks she’s boss of all objects. Just sometimes she thinks that certain things (hairties, plastic bottle caps, sweaters, etc.) belong in different places (under the bed, behind the couch, etc.) What can I say, she’s a neat freak.
My cat steals my ponytail holders! My mom’s cat likes to sneak water from your glass when you’re not looking.
My kitteh steals hair ties and elastic headbands and hides them in the bowl with his crunchies, and bery faborite toys, his fishing poles. I thought is was weird but then I read that Maine coon cats like to put toys away, in their food bowls. Eberyting in its playce.
Office supplies. Pens, paper clips, rubber bands – none is safe.
A couple will take stuffed animals — but I don’t really think it’s “stealing” since it’s usually so they can present them to another family member as tribute. We used to wake up every morning to a line of stuffies outside our bedroom door.
My cat steals pens and qtips.
My boy loves Q-Tips!! I just thought he was weird. I have to throw them away in the kitchen trash can or else he gets them out of the little one in the bathroom. I keep thinking he’s gonna swallow them.
Mine steal ponytail holders, sometimes while I’m still wearing them!
My kittehs love stealing the rings and lids off of milk jugs. Voltron LOVES hair bands, despite halfway passing one once, resulting in a trip to the vet to “help” him pass the rest of it.
“Arnold Layne
had a strange
hobby”
-Barrett
My kitty is a yarn pirate. Yarrrr!
My kitteh is Magpie. Tooth Flossers (String on a stick!), Wrapped candies from the bowl (Oh Shiney papers!!!), Q-tips (The fluffy ended sticks), etc… My kitteh likes strange things.
my cat always steals my pens and pencils and he lies on my books when i am reading or studying!
My basement kittehs are angels, they nevefr steal anything.
But I guess that’s because they know whatever they want and ask for, I just can’t refuse
Before my cat got spayed, she used to take the grocery bags that we saved for recycling from under the kitchen sink and hide them under anything she could hide them under. We didnt know how they got there until one of us caught her doing it! May you rest in peace in Kitteh Heaven, Ms. Kitty. She was the best cat ever!
My reading glasses!
What does Kuro like stealing? Probably hair ties, since I dunno where they’re going. Also, he steals chips and bacon. You WILL find him in the corner eating them. He also has lost so many freaking DnD dice because he likes to knock them around, which is adorable until he runs off with them and then they are lost forever…We’ve gone through so many sets!
He also steals the love from all our guests that come over, and steals attention, and steals the chairs for using as a bed/bathtub. We have nowhere to sit.
Our Fred used to love playing with DnD dice. He would select one from the pile on the table, push it to the edge then gently bat it off and watch with great amusement as it bounced away. Once it stopped bouncing though then the fun was over and a new dice would have to be selected. He also stole cars. So many times visitors had to come back to return our kitteh who had gotten into the car and gone to sleep in the back window in the sun
Mask for his part stole laps and chairs and beds, but mostly he stole people. If you entered HIS house then you were fair game. Any unguarded lap was his bed and the owner of the lap was then obliged to fuss the expanding puddle of purr on their lap
(Failure to do so got the kyute levels turned up until they complied with his wishes. One example was his 3am attention request. He would put a single paw on your face. Failure to react got a second paw on your face. Failure to react got a nose pushed against your chin. Failure to react even to this got whiskers pushed up your nose while he loved you.)
I miss my Mask and Freddy boy
U neek cre shurs, dey were!
My cat steals hair ties too. And any other type of elastic bands. I keep them out of his reach but when I accidentally leave one lying around, he immediately finds it. What is it with cats and elastic anyway?
mine 2! Also, dey tink dose lil’ spiral things from agendas r cat toyz
mai kitteh luvs hair banz… find ‘em allll ober da houz
so duz mine
My two littermate boys, Steven and Stovatson used to steal baby clothes from the twin boys who lived down the street. One time it was matching Burt and Ernie sleeper suits (they actually stole them a second time after I returned them) matching striped tee-shirts, sweaters, and even a pacifier. When the little boys’ Mom would walk them down the street in the stroller, my two boys would run up to them, put their front paws on the stroller and stretch up to sniff and lick the little boys. It was the cutist thing in the world. Both my boys have gone to the “Rainbow Bridge” but I always remember them coming home with matching clothes.
Givn teh chans, my kittehs steal dog fud, hoomin fud (prefrably wif cheez/milk), meat (well, dey tri 2), each other’s cat treats, and/or darts from mai bruddr’s Nerf gun.
MissBoo likes to steal pens. She likes to play with them. We’ve gotten her actual cat toys, but she prefers to play with the pens.
Mine likes hair tie-backs.
MAI KITTEH STEELZ HEARTS!!!!
Mah kitteh stealz de shinys.
Max taeks toylit papur rols owt of teh trash in teh baffroom, an rols tehm arownd teh howse; Simon lieks Qtips an wawks arownd wif tehm in his mouf liek a sigaret. Both wud play wif elastik if I let tehm but I’m afrade they’ll eat tehm and be sik.
I used to have a gurl cat taht stole hoop eerings. I had to luk under teh bed every day for mah eerings.
Blud. lotz an lotz uv blud
My Hanabi steals Q-Tips from the bathroom (when I forget to put the lid back on the holder), and Tavi has a paw for shiny, shiny dice.
And of course they all try to play the PS3 when their people aren’t around, but really, they’re better off with the old NES.
My kitteh Monster has a sweater fetish … we don’t know why but there isn’t a sweater in the house that he can resist :/
Yes, my cat Maggie likes to drag sweaters under my bed with her teeth.
anything that’s up high and NOT meant for them.
mai used-to-be kitteh wud steelz flowerz from mai arrangemints and put dem on da bed 4 me 4 when I waikz up.
Nao Dat iz teh sweet!!!
Mi frend’s kitteh wud stellz flowerz from da nayborz garden & bringz to her, so good a kitteh.
My kittehs steal my scrap yarn from my knitting basket!
My cat steals from my water glass. She’ll just stick her face in the glass and start drinking if I’m not paying attention (and even if I am). It doesn’t matter that she’s got a bowl of the same stuff in the kitchen – apparently that’s for playing and sloshing all over the linoleum.
Mah kitteh alwais have to steal mah rubberbands, paper clips, and ponytails/hair ties. He also lieks streeng.
mine steals my hairbands. she has a stash in our basement
i luv all theez stories!
my kitteh steels clumps ob cactus stikkers from teh cactuses outside an carries tehm in on himz big floofy tayl, an leeves tehm on teh floor az treasures for us.
how thotful ob him.
Thotful in deed!!
Ai haz long-fur goggie, mus watch fur teh cactuseses, nao dat U warns me.
Whatever the other kitteah is playing with.
One of our cats likes to eat a lot more than the other so we got a timed food dispenser, thinking they would get an equal chance at the food. Unfortunately fatty has figured out that if she sticks her arm up into the feeder she can pull kibble out. She does this throughout the day and when the timer is actually supposed to dispense food, there’s nothing left to dispense.
Snicker. I lovez dez stories.
My kittehz nawt sttel much, reely. Gloria shreds teh paypurrs wif herz teef.
Mai goggie, haoever: “flip-clip” book holders, plastic pens, stockings, Croc shoes, drinking bottles (plastic, for human use), dirty cups and playtes to lik awt, socks, fyrewud, deer antlurs — but deer haz shed dem, sew iz nawt reely steeling …
an goggie trys tu steel teh moar gentul kitteh: “Doan carreh dat kitteh by hur neck! Just bai the loose scruff, silleh goggie.” Duzzent work. Kitteh still putz up wif, an haz hur clawz, dew Ai nawt wurry — much!
An choccies — wuz gud ting Ai had alreddy eeeted most uv dem. She is big dog, so Ai wuz nawt wurried, tho Ai thot I had put dem awt uv her reech. She alwso ate big chunk uv cheese, ditto. Wun uv mai stuffed toyes, a goggie ackshully.
Fud-smellin stuffz frum teh trash.
Prolly otter stuff, chewd sew fine dat Ai kaint even seez it.
70-#-puppeh, Ai haz.
Butt (@!@) nawt buks, TCC!! Hole haus is walled wif teh buks.
An pullz the floof awt uf hur goggie bed. Still uses it, sew wuz maybee tu floofie? Ai doanfinkso.
Amber is currantly trai-in to steels her oen tayul!
My kitty (she’s 12) still steals money, as in dollar bills, five dollar bills, what ever kind of paper money there is. Leave it out, she takes it and puts it under the bed in her “secret stash”. When I go to get it, if she’s under the bed, she growls at me, as if I’m stealing HER money!
Maybe she thinks you’re spending too much.
Mine steals Warhammer 40,000 miniatures if I leave them where he can get to them. More than once, I’ve shown up for a game to find a unit one Ork short. I still have no idea what he does with them or where they are.
Maybe he plays Dark Eldar and you don’t know it. They can be evil devils. By secretly whittling down your Ork units, there are fewer left for him to fight later.
He’s got his work cut out for him then, 2 boyz down, 150 Boyz and meganobs and bikers and deffkoptas to go!
I have owned several cats, and have had girlfriends with cats; no cat is like my “smokers!” I named her that because when she was a kitten, she got into my wrapped cigars and shredded them. She will get into potato chip bags, treat bags, her food bags and will bite and claw until they are all over the place. I have to put her bags of food on a high shelf away from anything she can use to jump up there or she will shred it. She is a sweet cat though and loves to cuddle under my chin and purr, I guess thats to make up for being a “bad” girl.
my can steals space it streches out on da sofa and malts all over it so we can’t sit on it without geting hairy
JEWELRY!
My kitteh steals any and every piece of plastic he can get his little paws on….he thinks plastic is better than noms
My cat steals nothing. Since he believes that everything belongs to him anyway, there is no reason to steal.
My kitty steals Legos!! Especially Star Wars helmet Legos.
She bats them down the carpeted stairs, to where they hit the wood floor (it’s actually pretty loud) then somehow brings it back up the stairs to start all over again – and all with just one Lego.
I found a bunch of Lego helmets under a piece of heavy furniture yesterday when I did some deep cleaning.
hair ties, hair clips, gum wrappers, and my personal favorite, money. yeah. he’s a riot.
My kitteh steels money- she loves to play with paper!
My old boy steals undershirts/camisoles and sleeps on them. My young girl steals my tights and uses them to make a nest under the bed. She also steals my plush toys to play with – watching her walk around with a Webkinz Googles hanging out of her mouth, as proud as though she’d killed a goose, is hilarious
soda-bottle caps!!! as soon as he hears the fizzy sounds, he snags the cap. we have to hide or have a look-out!! most of the time we don’t know how he hears it, he comes out of nowhere.
my cat steals pre-made Christmas bows.
Green Beans and cough drops!
My kitty steals receipts
Pls see noat futher daown on receets and coating.
My cat always runs off with hair ties that she finds lying around.
My kittys steal my paperwork and my homework as a kid anything thats paper they steal oh and clothes pins, pens and pencils
Lucy steals any kind of wire she can find, her favorite is headphones but she’ll be satisfied with your phone charger
My kitties all steal anything made of that clear cellophanne plastic that makes the crinkly sound. If they can’t steal it, they will just stand next to it and lick it. When i throw any away i try to bury it under all the other garbage, but they always dig it out and I find it all aroubd the house in the morning!
my little buddy steals rubber bands
My cat steals any little stuffed, soft toy. I don’t know how she even finds them! If there’s a new stuffed and small anything, she finds it!
My cat likes the dogs food & te dogs bed
My kitty steals dollar bills. Never takes coin or any other denomonation. guess shes saving up for the male strip clubs
My smaller kitty likes paper money. Some time ago i had a roomate who would cash his paycheck & not deposit any of it. One day, i got a call at work from the roomie wanting to know if i had put away his stack of cash from the coffee table. He called back later to report that he had noticed my kitty with a dollar bill and then followed Maddie to her stash under the bed. IIRC, he kept his cash put away after that.
Mien kitteh prefurz to steal my monies. Espeshully $20 bills.
Pookie steals Q-tips and shoe inserts. He adores any sort of shoe pads.
q-tips and he once stole a bag of donuts and took them into the bathroom to eat (water source?)
My cat will steal anything warm, such as blankets, laundry, and laptops.
My kitteh steals pony-tail holders. She thinks they are the best toy ever!
My orange tabbysteals Q-tips. His brother steals mail and eats my bills. If he’d only pay them . . .
Pens and Pencils!
ninja stars, nunchucks , you know ninja stuff
tampons, toothpicks, q-tips
My old kitteh (may he RIP) stole socks and underwear right out of the drawer. My current kittehs: one steals toothbrushes (but only my husband’s) and the other steals my hair ties right off my head, and if I don’t close the closet door she’ll steal a bra out of the hamper and bring it out into the living room when we have company, then rabbit kick it in front of everyone. She also likes to steal the blood of my husband’s cousin.
Is it bad if my cat steals my dignity?
My cat steals Q-tips. Ideally, she knocks over the Q-tip box, but sometimes she steals them out of the trashcan.
THose little security sealer rings that come off of milk cartons. My cats freeking love those things
my scrunchies
Plastic bottle caps. She likes to chase them!
used to steal underwear, when the dresser drawers opened more easily. Now she goes for the dish towels.
Jewelry! My cat takes anything that’s shiny, and she absolutely adores pens and pencils!
If our kids leave their stuffed animals unwatched, our cat goes straight for em! treats em like they’re real prey, its funny to watch, am hoping she doesnt destroy one of em tho.
my bed she steals my bed
My Siamese cats would steal my menthol cigarettes and chew on paper money. They especially loved a crisp new bill. I remember waking up many times after a night out at the club only to find my ciggies and cash all chewed up! I had another cat that liked the rings off of milk jugs and another that loved to steal socks!
My kitteh steals lighters, cell phones, keys and cigarette packs.
my cat always steals hair acsecories, especially clips
My kitteh steals the pill bottle caps and soda bottle caps. It’s interesting to check out the collection she has built up under the dresser.
One of my two boys steals beer bottle caps. He is not interested in any other type of bottle cap. Just beer.
Pens, bottle caps, and hard crunchy snacks. Beau will knock any pens or bottle caps off the table, then whap them around on the floor. And he’ll stick his head in a bag of pretzels, grab one, and scoot off with it. I find stale pretzels everywhere in the house now.
My little kitty Matilda steals my pencils (while I am using them!) and my chapstick! I recently found a stash of lip balms under the bed!
Athena steals (borrows?) my husband’s cell phone. I told her, “No calling all joo relatives in foreign countries!” So she stole his phone and hid it under the bed!
My kitteh steals spools of thread.
Sly likes the thread straight off the sewing machine. He can’t seem to resist the lone thread suspended across the top. He noms as much as he can before I catch him and pull it out of his mouth.
My one cat steals hairties and the other steals q tips.. and eats them… very icky kitties
My kitteh steals my chapsticks and rolls them under furniture.
My cat steals hair ties. He jumps onto the bathroom counter and digs through stuff to find them. Cute little devil…
The strainer baskets from my sink are always being taken! And tomatoes. Pens. My glasses are gone alot. My watch was a target last week. NOTHING is safe at my house!
my cats (3) steal q-tips and the plastic ring from the milk jug.
Lol my cat used to steal Barbie clothes when I was little. He even figured out how to open up the drawer I kept them in!
next door’s goldfish…..
My kitty steals small stuffed animals like beanie babies and leaves them all over the house, usually lined up in a straight line, like a parade.
i dont have a kitteh
buuutt carlie’s kitteh like stealing palm pilots and puttin em in da trash so BEWARE KITTEH FANS
My cat, Kickle (that’s Dutch for baby chick) loves to steal prescription bottles. Not so nice when you’re sick and need your meds on time.
My Cat steals jewelry. He likes shiny earings!
Annabelle steals pony-tail holders (hair ties)
My kitty is a theif ‘o’ hairbands! I go through them like crazy…if I don’t know any better I’d think he eats them :p
Nothing. He just pees on everything. *sigh*
Mah feetspaces
My kitteh used to steal little hair bows from the neighbor children. She’d come running to the house with little soft scrunchies in her mouth. One time she even stole a hackey sack that looked like a little soccer ball.
Cats can’t steal, they already own everything, like the rightful lords of creation that they are. They do, however reclaim things that they’ve let us lesser creatures think we own. Often when we don’t expect it.
My cat’s a textbook example.
My cat is a textbook emaple of that.
I apologize for commenting twice.
Ainfinkso dere’s a ekko in heer!
my cat takes the life’s of chipmunks and other small creatures.
my cat takes the life’s of chipmunks and other small creatures.it is sad
Everything that’s small and round.
one of our kitteeez stealz only teh hair-ties. you know, the stretchy ones that he can gank off the bathroom sink and subsequently drown in the water fountain, leave in the food bowl when it is empty, or just hold between his teef and paws liek it is be a snakey-thing…aww, fuzzeh kitteh
Dice! I play Dungeons and Dragons and Warhammer, so there are always tons of dice in the house, but they all seem to end up under the fridge or in the cat’s bed!
brings back great memories of Malachi, the orange kitty who would watch us play “Bong Hit Yahtzee” but never steal the dice…she was just there for the “nip”
My kitty steals pennies from the jar on my kitchen table….and she is also a qtip nabber..milk tops if she can get em outta the trash too!
My Isaac steals hand-knit items. he has no interest in machine knitted socks, but he stole the hat I knit for myself so many times I let him keep it.
Awwww!
Buddy, our only girl kitty, loved rubber bands—the bigger the better. I thought it was odd till reading about all the others!
The boys? Well, it it all belongs to them, it’s not stealing….just a misunderstanding. Maybe in a cat’s world, we’re stealing from them!
Pekoe steals candy wrappers… the crinklier the better. He waits till I am sound asleep and then chews on them right next to my bed.
my kitteh steelz tampons! the little short ones wrppet in plaztek. he thinks they look like mousies!!!
Bras, washrags, socks and occasionally underwear. The bras can be dirty or clean but thankfully everything else is always clean. He carries them through the house “roooowing” and then puts them at the feet of peope who come to check. He is indeed a mighty hunter. I imagine if he were allowed outdoors he would be the bane of the neighboorhood critters.
Pens and pencils. Every time I vacuum I find at least a half-dozen of them under the stove and fridge.
Cotton balls, the little plastic caps for razors, pens, pen caps, makeup brushes, earplugs, and my personal favorite: our daughter’s My Little Ponies!
Oncet I had a kitty who would walk up to the Christmas tree, wrap his mouth around the bells on the bottom branches (put there to warn me of such shenanigans) and remove them vewy quietwy. Then he hid them under the couch and would pounce on them to make them ring. Of course, I would come flying in, screaming “Stay out of the tree!” only to find no kitty. There were 14 bells under that couch when I moved it.
Double sniker four both posts!
Such clever kittehs!!!
My kitteh also steal elastic hairties. How crazy that she’s not the only one! She will open cabinets, drawers, packages and pretty much everything else to get to them. The other day she found my new package – about 50 hairties around a piece of cardboard. She stole the whole thing – cardboard and all. I’ve taken to childproofing my cabinets!
Analisiss: dey lykes whut smellz uv der hoomins
Oar dat haz teh hoomin cells awn em — used Q-tips, hayre tyes
an teh payper monees, teh billz tu bee payd (Nawt sure awn dat wun)
whut is sawft
sawft an sutffed, lyke anotter kitteh oar lyke prey
shut is lite enuff tu batt arown, kinna kitteh sized
tings dat makex teh neet noyses whin hit oar crunched
an fuds, seemz ordinaree bai diz otter stuffz
Christ almighty! It must take a lot of effort to write like this. I can’t read it without putting in a huge effort
A lil practice. Butt U iz wellcome tu using just teh proper English. Some of us even used to be paid to teach Engish. (See Ai can still doez it. Hmn.)
Although tobacco items and sink strayners — Ai doan kno about dese.
Hoaw abowt teh baftub plug? Sumtimes ai had to hunt for it for owrs!
My vet told me that a good home remedy for worms is to mix a third of a cigarette in with my little girl’s wet food when I feed her. I tried it when she had a bad case of worms and it seemed to work really well.
Bladerunner used to steal socks out of the wash basket and make herself a stinky nest behind the stereo. She also used to bring cigarette ends in from the yard, carry them upstairs and put them in my shoes. Thankfully, she’s grown out of these behaviours. Now her thing is carrying Mr Mousey upstairs [or downstairs] at 3 am and miaowing like a soul being shredded by basement cat. The stairwell has got excellent acoustics. I love her, but she’s not playing with a full deck.
Tigger steals rubber bands, paperclips, bottle caps and vacuum cleaner belts. He would steal pins from my pin cushion but I keep it closed up in a drawer so he can’t get near it.
Mine steals my hair ties. thers a little collection of them in his bowl
Anything shiny – jewelry, watches, the occasional coin…
meh kitteh loves to steal cat toys and hide them where i can trip on in the middle of the night.
my kitty doesn’t steal, she sits on it when you need it. wallets, purses, anything you can think of. the ferret on the other hand…
Apparently this kitten also likes to steal fencing gloves. There is a naked fencer out there somewhere.
A WHOLE COOKED TURKEY!!!!
Seriously our cat was a kleptomaniac. We had to have stolen property box outside the front door so people could retrieve their own items.
He also stole stuffed toys from babies. Snortroffle…our cat was a bastard.
Pekoe also steals my salsa and/or chili if I leave it unattended.
Ranger tries to steal all the laundry while I am folding it. However, she always gets trapped in the mesh hamper!
My cat steals shiny paper and leaves it at our door. o_e
Still, it’s not all bad, she occasionally steals a scratchcard that hasn’t been used yet
mmm…could be that you’ll get teh bigg pryzes!
I have a little bamboo reedling that I’m trying to grow (it’s current home is a glass of water) and every morning it is not in its cup! One of my cats takes it and carries it around the house and hides on me! I have a feeling it won’t last very long….
My cat steals small stuffed animals from my kid’s rooms. The will be all over when we get home. She also likes slippers or house shoes that have furry insides.
I had a cat once who stole flowers out of vases. There’d be dead flowers all over the floor. I watched him once, he just wandered up to the vase, dragged out a flower, dumped it on the floor and wandered off again.
Frankie Bleu steals elastic hair bands. When I run out I sweep and find scores of them under the appliances!!
My cat’s obsessed with weed… he’s always stealing it off the table/bench/wherever hahaha.
My kitten stole beans. They were in pods and for weeks after we thought we had used them all we’d find her playing with random bean pods. She must have had a stash of them hidden away
My cat steals jewelery. >n>
my cats steal whatever I put into a glass to drink. I turn my back for a second and they’re drinking it
my kitty steals plastic straws and hides them behind the laundry room door.
My kitteh stealz hair tiez.
There must be 100 of them in teh house by nao, adn none of them in plain site.
Souls, my cats steals and deals in human souls….
My cat Furry…
Let’s just say she LOVES things that are fuzzy and puffy, especially if she can reach it.
My cat, Ted, steals pencils, pens, markers, and anything relatively shaped like them!
pencils. i taught my kitteh how to drink from straws, and he is now convinced that all cylindrical objects have something good to drink on the other end.
My kittehs steal “twisties” (chenille sticks), and then bring them to the food bowls. By the end of the day, there are 4 or 5 per bowl.
My cat, Snoopy, takes Q-Tips, and scaters them all over the house. Now we just got a small clear box with a lid, and we put them in there… But now we have to check the garbage for the box every once in a while… I guess ’cause Snoopy tries to get some Q-Tips out, and knocks it off the bathroom counter. lol
I love my weird cats!!
Mine steals anything shiny… and will chase foil balls all night long..
corn husks from the compost pile. he’ll bring them back in the house and shred them in the living room.
My Easley King steals anything that my 11 month-old likes to play with. Of course, my 11 month-old steals anything my Easley King likes to play with.
Ear plugs. Before my OSA
Hair bows!!
Sorry .. fat fingers – before my OSA was dx, I kept finding little coloured spongy things all over the house. On the dining room table, under the table, on the stairs … finally I put one in my pocket, and when my husband came home, showed him, and asked him if he knew what it was. He almost snatched it in frustration. Seems he was going broke buying earplugs, which the cats thought were just the GREATEST toys! lol! I found him a tin to keep them in, but fortunately I eventually did get a correct dx and a cpap, and the need went away.
Our big boy will steal your water if there’s any way to do it, but that’s another story altogether! lol!
My cats steal hair ties.
Knitted mittens. She takes them off and licks them. (They’re clean and hardly used!)
Hair holders and q-tips!
My kitty Yuna is on a constant search for my hair ties. She’ll wait patiently while I’m messing with my hair for the right opportunity to snatch them >_<
My Samantha LOVES rubber bands. She has never tried to eat one, never chews them. She will play with it, carry it around in her mouth, hop on the table with it, flip it from her mouth with her paw, put it in her water dish or in one of our shoes. We call them her babies and she can hear one of us twanging one from a floor away. She always comes a running. She’s fond of milk rings too but babies iz hur favorit.
Another cat I had, Trouble, stole emery boards. He would go through guests’ purses looking for them!
Oh jesh, goggie lovs those tu. Teh glu tastes gud, Ai finkso.
Reeves and Mortimer steal plastic deodorant can lids, hairbobbles, Hazel’s noms, flowers, empty toilet roll tubes, small plastic flowerpots, string, skoobies, socks, sticks, tennis balls…you name it, they nick it!!….”Is treshure!!!It R belong to us!!”
Hazel steals Hubby’s Laptop bag.
Most of all…..
THEY STEAL MAI HART
Tidmum, tihs iz teh trooist kommint – teh kittehs steels our harts.
Don’t yu juss lubs tehm kittehs!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Luna steals Lego pieces. Also Bionicles,anything similar from our son’s room to bring downstairs–carries pieces around the house.
My cat steals the catnip out of toys so the other cat won’t get any.
my cat steals pencils for some odd reason, she doesn’t chew them up or anything she just hides them
My youngest cat, Tiger, didn’t exactly steal anything but she loved to bat small objects around until they got lost. A lot of dice (I play D&D), but they’re easy enough to replace. The real pain? Puzzle pieces. There’s nothing like spending a couple of days on a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle, then realizing that one of the pieces is under the refrigerator.
I think our cats are long lost twins. Puzzle pieces are their favorite toys!
Mai elastic hair bands.
hair ties fer shur… mah baybeh will put them unner teh fridge, but moasly in teh watur bowl… fer a while we thought she wanted fresh watur an wuz tryin’a tell us, but no. mebbe they add a flavurs?
Marbles are the current kitteh’s favourite.
My two dear departed kittehs favoured ball point pens, clothes pegs and fridge magnets.
All loot is found under the fridge or behind the doors.
My cat steals everything from hair ties, milk and gatorade bottle lids, socks, underwear, sports bras, and his favorite is any kind of pants with drawstrings. He’s a weird animal
A previous cat of ours would flip the pool balls out of the pocket and roll them away. You could hear them rolling on the basement floor late at night. She eventually hid them so well we could never find them, and we had to turn the pool table into a ping-pong table. (She took those, too, but they were cheaper to replace.)
Of our current cats, Katrina steals hair-ties, and Sapphire steals the plugs from drains. We cannot keep a plug in the bathroom drain, so we are constantly losing the caps off toothpaste tubes into the pipes…my plumber is going to hate me.
They will empty my whole backpack if it is even partly unzipped, and then Sapphire will attempt to zip himself into it.
Katrina sometimes puts the hair-ties into her water bowl, but usually down the furnace vent or behind the sofa.
Mai Kitty sits for a long teim watching people drink with straws, and when we look away he steals ‘em.
Half a rabbit
my kitty steals bacon off the counter, and cookies, loves sugar cookies nummmmssss!!!!!
Louie always steals my pens off the counter or the desk!!!!!
My kitteh steelz tampons!!! The little ones wraped in plaztek!
TCC for dat!
My kittehs enjoy pens, straws, or anything shaped like that, then they end up under the tables and appliances.
Mine steals tea, she loves to drink from my ice tea cup on the table whenever my back is turned
Large items, preferably larger than he is: couch pillows, big stuffed animals, blankets. These things are most enjoyably dragged from one level of the house to another, ideally up at least one flight of stairs. Laundry is also fun to remove from the laundry baskets–as many items of clothing as can fit in one bite, and be moved into the middle of the bedroom. And once he took a peach from a bowl on the table and brought it up to the bedroom–it was in perfect condition, except for the fang punctures!
My 2 like to steal toilet rolls then shred them and leave them all over the bedrooms and stairs
My kitteh, Dylan, steals any tool he can carry. I caught him nicking the electrician’s conductivity tester once!
Bottle caps, bottle caps, and MORE! (she returns about 1/16 of the min the form of stabbing surprises inside the toes of my shoes)
My cats steals my toys. I’ll play with my toy cars and one will distract me and the other will bat my toys away.
Kittehz no steelz! Dey jus stop lettin u tuch der stuffs.
My cat Gary steals hairbands and q-tips and runs around with them, tossing them in the air and hunting them.
BooBoo steals drink straws I use with my iced tea. RumTum steals my heart.
Wondur Babee and Polur Babee steal grrr toys. MaMee steals naps as often as possible.
Headphones or other important/expensive cords.
My kittehs steal pantyhoze and hair bandz. And water… never leave your drink unattended around them
Ai had a kitteh taht ewezd tu steel pyztasheeoz owt ob teh cubberd soh shii cud plai hokkey wif dem awn teh kichin floar.
At tree ay em, rite? Goggie is naw chewin up plastik box had pens in it. She eets teh pens lyke lil coktayle snaks, held daintilee in hur pawses.
Hur nayme is Reba teh Beva.
My kitteh steals make-up brushes, unused (thankfully) sanitary pads, fud, and small shiny objects, such as earrings, and hair clips.
my kitty sassy steals the dogs and the other cats food
One of my cats “steals” maxi-pads. Usually the entire bag or just one or two. And he ends up leaving them in random places in the house. He’s our not-so-bright kitty.
Hairbands, milk tabs, and straws
Ai has no kitteh atm but I had a kitteh who used to steal all my clothes from the laundry basket.
Yarn. But only good natural fiber yarn, not the man made stuff.
My cat Vicki loved to steal my jewelry. She would hide it under the bed, anything shiny. My cat Teddie loves pipe cleaners and will steal those and hide those in the bed.
Snoopy and Roma are my cats. Roma takes the little thing around the Milk lid, if it fell or something, and will drag it around, and play with it. Snoopy
That’s my cats’ favorite toys, too! I find them everywhere!
my kitteh steals virginities.
My kitteh steals rubber bands.
My kitteh steals water; we can’t ever drink it out of an open glass, or she’ll dip her paws in it to have a drink.
Mine too!
My cat loves to steal lighters and change… i love her so much<3
The Gel insoles from all my boots. For some reason they love tossing them around & chewing them.
My Leah is obsessed with Q-tips. She also likes golf tees, water bottle caps and anything small she can pick up and carry around. She also learned how to open my jewelry box and would throw everything out. I had to move all my good stuff. lol
My cats are too busy with other things to steal.
Ariel is a hunter. Small critters beware. She’s caught birds, rats, bugs, and even a dragonfly. Sometimes she brings me her kills… I know it’s a complement but I wish she wouldn’t.
Smoke, well he likes to go find places to sleep outside, or just to watch the world pass by. Lazy cat.
Mirror alternates between sitting up in the tops of trees chirping at birds, and catching live things, to bring to me. He won’t kill them, but he likes to bring them home. Good thing Ariel is around.
Hair-tyes and the plastic milk rings from the plastic milk jug
I guess this is really Fud, not “other”. One of my cats steals popcorn out of the bowl when hubby is eating it…another will get on the table and steal bread when we’re not looking…another will find (steal?) twist-ties. Also food scraps out of the garbage, so we have to bungy-cord the lid. You’d think they didn’t get enough to eat!
Teehee.
My li’l kitteh (Shadow 
) likes to steal Christmas ornaments off the tree. He only likes the little ball ornaments though. Every night around the holidays we’ll hear him batting them down and then rolling them around the house. He also likes to steal my chest if I’m laying down, and he loves to steal our oven mitts.
My kitty Elsie likes to sleep in the Christmas tree, knocking down ornaments for the dog to eat. I guess its not really stealing, though.
My kitteh steals ribbons and strings–and too bad if they’re attached to halter tops, drawstring pants, or my latest crochet project!
My cat loves to steal hair tyes. I find them all over the house
My littlest one does the samething. I leave them on the bathroom counter & find them all over her room. lol
Mine too, and braclets and my glasses.