Sumtiems, u just gotta put stufs on ur hed. And sumtiems da hoomin lieks to take lotsa pictures of it. But dats ok, ya jus gotta keep smilin.

Picture by: shironeko
Moar after da jump!

iz a tuff life, iznt it?
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Ai finkis teh kitteh must be takin nips wif teh kitteh frum teh last LOL to sit soooo still fur teh pics…..
LOLZ out loud! Please forgive me for not writing in Cheez-speak, but I don’t often comment and haven’t gotten the hang of it yet. On an unrelated matter, it appears that a prior post which had upset many Cheezpeeps has been removed – just want to say thanks to everyone who posted requesting its removal – luks liek it wurked! Kthxbai!
No polly gee neded. Lol iz cumplaetlee opshunul. moast ub us du unnurstan ingrish.
Mennee tanks, ladymonde! Ai nose teh Cheezpeeps haz teh braynz! Ai kan tell bai teh kind welcom u sho to teh noobies! Ai sware to alwayz play nize an not to “furst” or do teh troll thingie. Ai haz a happee!
What was the post that upset people?! If there was any violence in it, then please don’t tell me about it.
There was implied, or impending violence. I won’t say more, because if I describe it, it will upset you. It was enough to make many of the usual Cheezpeeps protest and ask for removal of the picture. I give a lot of credit to Becky, Kat and Emily (customer service reps for Cheezeburger) for their response to the many requests posted for removal of the offending pic. I don’t post here often, and when I do, it’s always positive. This particular photo really bothered me, and I felt the need to request its removal. Nuff said.
Did it have anything to do with a blender? (Cf. “Bass-O-matic”)
Which one? <– iz nozee.
Bad pic is gone, and site is much better without it. Ai iz nozee, too, but to avoid upsetting peeps who didn’t have the misfortune of seeing it, I’d rather not say. Trust me, you wouldn’t like it or think it was funny.
He iz teh mos AWESOM kitteh!
totally!!!
Most tolerant cat… ever…
And it sleeps really cute too
one *rilly* patient kitteh, who *rilly* lurvs hiz hoomin …
Teo much Fotoshopppe for mi.
Awwww….poor kitteh! so patient, and agree that he REALLY loves his hooman to allow such stuff!
Ai lol’z eefen if shopp’d… iz funneh!
Yup yup!
Welcome to Cheezland, Meesh!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
U kin yooz lolspeak heer if u wanna, or if you prefer to use standard English that’s fine, too. Duzzint maddur to us az lawng az u plays nice.
*pours Meesh a choklit martoonie*
Ai extens floofy paw bak to u, nightshayde! Fanks fur choklit martoonie! Hao u kno is mai fabrit?!??! Ai wunce got bery bery stoopy frum dem in teh Bloo Martoonie Bar in ‘Lantic Citeez. Ai haz 5 kittehs, an we all lub, lub, lub! Cheezburger! An’ all teh hoomins ai wurks wit, too! Ai am berrie berrie happee to be heer wif ebrywun! Ai hoap Ai wil see u all offen! k, bai nao frum me, Shadow, Boomer, Charlotte, Mikey an big fattee Bristolol kittehs!
That has got to be the happiest, most relaxed cat I have ever seen. Absolutely adorable to boot! These photos really brightened my day. Thanks!
That has got to be shopped, I don’t know of any cat that you put an egg plant on it’s head.
I think maybe some are ‘shopped and others aren’t. The ones with kitteh in the basket look odd — not enough room for kitteh in the basket & yet there is no kitteh beyond its confines.
It’s a cute kitteh, though! I’m glad there are some “action” shots of kitteh jumping, rolling, and doing other stuff with nothing on his head.
kitteh in baskit follows wun of teh Laws uf KittehDynamix:
“if ai wantz 2 fitz in it, ai will, evin if it maiks me luk laik a meetloaf.”
I agree…some ‘shopped some not. But funny all the same. Kitteh haz a happee face, an’ a hoomin who lubs him – taht’s awl taht countz!
I need dis kitteh!
happeh kat iz happey
Dat iz de mostest mellowest kitteh dat I’v ebber seen!
is that cat from Japan? I bet that cat is from Japan…
ai fawt teh saem fyng. hee duz haz teh luuk – wich iz tu sae taht hee iz cumpleetlee kawaii!!!1!!1!
Definitely a J-cat.
Plus, the whole array of stuff on his (her?) head just screams “weird Japanese thing”.
God, I love Japan.
Iz liek bunneh wif tings on head
Oolong:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oolong_%28rabbit%29
I thought of Oolong immediately when I saw this. Where does this kitteh live, so that I may send it a dorayaki?!
I live in Montreal and my cat has a journal full of photos of funneh stuff I put on his head.
http://community.livejournal.com/cats_head_stuff/
How on earth could a person balance a peach on a cat’s head as it is in the last picture? Just curious.
It awmost defies da laws of grabity!
i lubs diz kitteh! i canz beleef dat u can puts eggspant on him hed. i’m gonna try wit mai kitteh but haf to bai eggspants furst.
cheerz!
awwwwwwwwwwwww……………………….bzzzzz…. *splort!*
ooo noos! erik yoo bin splortid ay loooong tyme!
*gits owt teh shopvac an cleens up teh brayns. emptees teh tank entu ay collandur en teh synk. rynsis teh brayns wiffa cupplol beres beefore playsing dem cayrfullee bakk entu teh brayn cavitee an cuvvuring wiff teh jigsaw puzzlol hedbones. rapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprapraprap wif teh dukkee tayp tu holdify et awl en playc. ads teh noo an emproovd RHCG an cuddlols erik entu ay fleesee blankee*
heer is yur chonklit possim an sum enstruckshuns fur assemblolling IKEA furnatchur. plstunawtbeeluukingattehcyootkittehwiffowtpropurproteckshukthx!
Taller-ant kitteh is furry taller-ant.
PeeEss… the firstest kitteh to own me was furry mellow an I amember puttin toys on him’s head. Tings didn’t stay dere furry long, but cameras is sumtimes qwik, aifinkso.
The cat’s adorable.
I’ll keep my opinion of the owner to myself.
Joins you in that opinion that shall remain unspoken.
My cat Bo Bo is like that. He does the closed eyes and head bonks allllll the time. He’s the kinda cat I could balance an eggplant on his head. Hmmm…I wonder if I can get my hands on one of those…..
Fav pic iz SSSSTTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH talkn to da pawz.
its a tuff balancing act fer kitteh… awl in a dais lyfe!
ai knot gunnadisavow fotoshopp’d….BUT…..mai mewly ohpynyun iz dat if’n hooman haz tallrant kitteh, & haz kwik camra….metinks awl uv deyz ubuv kwould b pawsible……
Tolerant kitteh is tolerant. My kitteh wud neber stai putz fur dat, aifinkso.
Ai lubz de smile on dis kitteh’z fays. Minez ar mor frowny/glarry.
Ai lub dat smiling kitteh! Ai tinks ai wants to squeeze him and lub him!
So many are obviously photo-shopped, yet clever. They jus CAN’T have that much beautiful scenery for backdrops – lol. But the best ones are without scenery and without stuff on his head – the “spa” pic layin on the towel with the blankie – so cute. And the one sittin up with his paws primly together and his back feet and tail stickin out – love it!
I can’t help but wonder what that ugly dark thing is on his head (looks like a turd or a monster embryo – sorry, but that’s the visual I get – LOL!)
Yeah, what the heck is that? Looks like some sort of evil seed-pod or hot pepper…
it’s a banana slug.
It’s a vanilla bean pod.
I was thinking it looked like a large legume, such as from a locust or catalpa tree. Those are from the US, but there are legumes everywhere. If it is Japan like some peeps think, it could be mimosa pods. Legumes are very diverse (think peas, mimosa trees, and redbuds!)
Wut was teh offensuv pikture?
Yoo don wanna kno – trus meh! Lukked liek sumpin bad was bout to happen, an hoomin takin pic wuz mor innerested in takin pic than tryin to mek it STOP! Wuz nawt funneh! be happeh u did nawt see!
I am in love with this cat. In love.
mee tuu! ai lubs hiz sweete littlol fais adn espeshullee hiz happeh grynn. iz full ov blyss!
Tomayto Kitteh is mai desktop! He aksudently gots posted on mai church wall for faive minyuts when ai wuz doings powher points fur church.
hee hee!
Kitteh looks a little odd with the apple on it’s head, does it see someone lining up an arrow?
Like Lenny above, what posting was Meesh talking about? I look at the postings every day. don’t remember one upsetting…some creepy (zombie cat), some stoopid others boring, lots, lots, lots funny. so what was the title of the upsetting one?
Title was something like “looks like I picked the wrong family reunion”. If anyone REALLY wants to know, I am willing to post my email address, because I don’t want to describe the photo and upset people who didn’t see it. If that’s not against the rules. Please advise if that’s not a cool thing to do. Now I feel bad because I have created controversy, when all I really wanted to do was thank all the peeps who helped get it off the site. Thanx!
No, no, you’re not causing controversy, you’ve just stirred up our natural curiosity!
And now *I* want to see this photo… I may regret it, but I want to see it.
/Has NOT learned her lesson from 2 Girls 1 Cup
//Do NOT Google that. Srsly.
The name is ”Oh, oh…Something tells me I’m at the wrong family reunion”
Google it.
First link in Cached.
ohai….I am a lurker toooo….but I luvs you alll.
I gotz a curius 2 ….
yeah I gets it now.
sry u luked – luk mor at Japan kitteh to mek ebil pic go awai! {{{hugs}}}
Ok, now I have to go to bed, so nite-nite to all. Again, if anyone really feels a need to know, please comment. If I receive a follow-up email from this site, I’ll post my email and message you privately regarding the contents of that post. As a noobie, I may have over-stepped the boundaries of polite Cheezpeepary (?). Ai haz a sad. :/
If the picture was really THAT bad they wouldn’ve posted it in the first place.
If someone’s offended, i’m afraid i have some bad news……
Kitteh on ledge next 2 teh watr wif bunch ov dawgs.
Stop being an evil git. I don’t know who I’m angrier at: you for posting the caption and description or me for looking it up.
{{{{{{{{{{hugs Meesh}}}}}}}}}}}} Wished I’d listened to you, friend. That was indeed horrific.
back on topic: Japan cat is kwaiiiiii! So patient and lucky to live in paradise!
Fank u for hugs barboid!!111!! Ai feelz much bettah nao! Nex tyme i knos bettah nawt to rowz teh kuriositee ob teh cheezpeeps. wen ai seed teh bad foto ai needed teh mind-bleach!
ZOMG!! Win win win!!!1!
U haz 4 and 1/2 kittehs? Duz taht mean 4 cats n a kitten?
Is this the same cat in the picture that says, “Honestly, who throze tor-tee-yahs?” I love that one,too!
happinez I haz it! lol
Someday, I hope my little buddy will be this patient. Perfect kitty. They all are, aren’t they?
That poor cat should be taken away from his owner. A slug? Seriously?
I agree!
Dis piktsure is nawt funny. Kitteh luks annoied to me.
I doubt that’s a slug. And kitteh seems to have a happy home; his name is Shironeko and he has a picture gallery and a blog (in Japanese). There’s information about him here:
ht tp://lovemeow.com/2010/03/most-content-and-relaxed-cat-on-earth/
(mind the gap)
de purpol thing looked like a catalpa tree seed pod….dont be mad dat kitty is happz
no finks is slug – looks leik foonee fesherdubble – mebbe blak raddish?
ennywaiz, sum kittehs kwait happee bringing slugz inner teh housez on teh furr koat – finks it naiz giff fur peeps! mebbe cuz peeps start skreemz and jumpz when strookin kitteh an tuchez stikkee slug in teh soft floofy furr! Den kitteh sitz up an stairz wiv teh big stairee aiz! Mebbe finkin ‘u do happee danss – u laikz, u reelee reelee laikz!’
It’a purple pea pod.
That’s not a slug. That’s a tamarind. There are far more fruits and vegetables in the world than what reaches your Western supermarket aisles; no need to expose your ignorance on the Internet.
About any pics that may be upsetting, remember that all the posted pics are voted on before they get posted. The time to get pics removed is while they are being voted on. Then no controversy and curious cheezpeeps wanting to know what it was. I do hope that immediately after that pic was taken, someone took steps to help the kitteh.
I hope so, too. I keep trying to convince myself that was the case.
now THAT’S a cuddly kitty!
Must be the most photogenic cat I ever seen.
Aww come on, this cat looks happy! (apart from the pic with the brown pod… in which looks quite pissed off LOL) Cat just don’t stand being molested, if I ever thought of placing a feather upon my cat’s head, my cat would butcher me!!!
Muito boa essas fotos e a ideia de bater essa fotos também.
Aw – what a luvverly kitteh
In the last pic – seems to be waiting for the next object to be placed on head! What a patient pussy cat!
teh mos awesom kitteh ebar
That iz one happee kitteh!
i lubs thees kittn….I had kittn likes this …. we lubed each other like soul mates,
Muncheez – yor kitteh is gon nao? To teh rainbow brij?
{{{{Muncheez and kitteh soul mate}}}}}
Ai sry ur kitteh haz gon to teh raynebow brij – ai haz two kittehs dere alzo…ai hopes dey ar havin a happee tyme togedder dere!
Totally awesome! *klapping of floofy paws*
Gah! I used to have the website that was dedicated to this cat. Anybody have it and/or the cats name? :3
Lights:
For link with more info about this wonderful cat, see message from Lungdoc, at 1.22 am.
And thanks to Lungdoc, for posting the link!
After many lifetimes as simple human, Buddha finally got it right and was reincarnated as the supreme being.
That kitty is SO freaking cute! I want him! My kitty is psycho.
He doesn’t even let me pet him half the time. Heh
Haayyy, whear is Faboritz buttoon? Ai gotz too keep dis mello-kittyee in mah librury!!!
Wondeer howz yu sez MELLO-KITTOON in Japaneezy?
This cat shares my philosophy:
It could be blue, or it could be red, the colour doesn’t matter if it’s on your head!
Sweet kittyh. only orange males are that laid back!
How old is Shironeko? He might be the reincarnation of Oolong the rabbit.
This looks like my Max Factor … all the way from the tiger striped tail to the red belled collar!
CBSB!!1!
OMG!
I hasn’t seen u in about elebenty whiles! How u is?
Relax, the cats are well taken care of, well fed. It is not a slug. It comes from a tree. Just relax and enjoy cute photogenic Japanese kittehs
my favorites is the one where his head is wrapped in lettuce! squee! and the last one where he’s leaning forward w/ his whiskers scrunched forward. I wish my cat would let me do that! she is definitely one of the glary/frowny cats!!!
Ah … this must be some Yoda kitteh – perfect patience and tolerance in practice!
as a joke, is that an asian cat, he has asian eyes. hehe.
That is the single most tolerant cat I have ever seen!
KYOOT wantz dis kitteh!!! Best evar!!!
Eeeh. I wantz a teenee basketkitty dolly!
rofl i wish my cat would do that!!
=P perfect kitteh, wish i hadz 1 like it
Guess why its head looks flatened… must have once tried something big…
Or s/he just has a naturally flat-ish head.
wat i want to know is where you get the BIG neko bells like wat that little fella has on his collar.
anyone wanna help me out?
You are very strange.