
SATIN make you feel the sexeh
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Faeborit Coment: “Jack, draw me like on of your fronsh grrls” -two_kittehs
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SATIN make you feel the sexeh
Picture by: Emma Caption by: dancinfool via Poster Builder
Faeborit Coment: “Jack, draw me like on of your fronsh grrls” -two_kittehs
Dependz wat u sat in
heeheehee! Snork!
Congacat sheets, anni. Yu gawt teh nawt sekkund spawt agin!
Thx ‘Niser! We haz a tye!
Ai ment
Wuz mayde foar kitteh!
Slidez yoo rite offa da bed if yoo jumpz up rong.
Kitteh’s hate dat. Ar yu laffin? they glare, an den they lik lik lik der tayle.
Yesh, lyke dey lik lik lik lik’in ur lawf awf ob der royal selves.
*Fwapps tayle*
*Lik lik lik*
*Issues warning look*
*Haz a skared* Haz enkowntured teh poynty ens be4.
*Fwapps tayle again*
*Rolls over wiffa beeeg strech*
*Zzzzzz*
yabbut if u usez poynty enz regyoolarly, teh satin getz awl fuzzy an u can haz mutch beddur grip, evenchooallee.
troof!
Kitteh iz beutimos an bery sexeh! Wif or wifout teh satin.
Ai iz hawt! Wel okai, iz teh floof, dat maeks gud insoolayshun.
“I’m too secksee foar my sheetz, too secksee foar my sheetz…”
Ohai red. Haow did teh visit tu Drtinycat go?
Ohai, WRr.
Dr TinyCat seemz to finkso I haz teh panik attaks.
Hur sed I shud luuk foar wayz to deel wif stress an ank-shus-niss.
So, aftur I leeved dere, I wentid to Likker Barn.
Ai fink yu’ll fynd taht’s a manmaed fyber, prolly viscose or mebbe a sin fettik miks ob canayjun gooses and fayry wings!
Oh an
SPLORT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
dat issa prettee kitteh juss aksin tu bee snorglolled.
Ohes, ai ugree. Ai kan vishualyze teh purrfekt snorglolyng targit ryte awn taht floofeh littlol belleh.
Yabbut wutz teh poynt wen yoo sleep by urself?
Okai, apurrintleh ai typded mah oan naem rong… stoopy puter kord bocks fingee oburheetid dis moarnin an ai’z habin tew re-login tew eburehfing. An ai gess ai fail att typen.
Doan’t we awl at sum tiem oar uvver! Dat iz a noosuns wen u haz 2 log in agane 2 awl ur sites.
Kittehs are teh purrsonifikashun of sexxeh.
Jack, draw me like on of your fronsh grrls
Gud wun, 2_k.
fanks! how U iz?
I haz been bedderer. Had teh chest paynz awn teh Forf of Jooly an wentid to teh merjensee room.
Akkordin to Dr TinyCat, I nawt haz teh hart problums – I haz teh panik attaks.
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Fanks, 2_k.
Dr TinyCat sed I shud figger owt how to manidj stress an anxietee, so I suggestid smoakin, drinkin an hangin owt wif sailurs.
Hur shootid dat eye-dea down.
I told hur, “I’m gettin noo doktur!”
Yoga is a great stress reliever, so is running, when I was going through a particularly rough time I joined a pottery class, I was not wonderful at it but for the time when I was using the potter’s wheel I forgot about all my other tensions and worries. In fact anything that lets you get out of your head will work.
sorry if gotted 2 preachy…
Hunny, aftur lissenin to my mahm 2day, yoo NAWT sownd teh preachee!
I tolded mahm I hadda go cuz my fone battree wuz dyin.
I tries dat trick sumtimes at other times is
*whut, I can’t hear Uz, this cell phone has lousy resephshunz*
bean there–sweat liek a piggeh, breaf is gaspin fur ayre, reelie fought ai wuz dyin! datz wat happunz wen ai went bakk 2 skool at 50ish…. da pillz wurked, fank CC
rhsb, ai wuz gonna tri hangin aut wif saylorz, drinkin n smokin nexzt, if da medz didn twork : D
I think a trip to the batting cage to beat the crap out of some baseballs would work wonders!
Dr wuz rite…furgit teh sailurz. go strate tu teh Pi Ratz
Iz dis an acksamplol ob dat purr nog raffee ai keepz heerin abowt?
is not purr nog raffee is high art
*nods*
Oh, ob cours…sillee mii! *gigglols*
der’s a kitteh en et sew et has artistick merrit an duz nawt meat teh definishun uv pron oh graffee.
duz it haz an urn an a cupple of nekkid cherub babbies innit? then iz art!
alsew dubblols assa slyp-n-slyde.
Frikshin: ai duz nawt haz it.
Noe…butt(!) if teh floofy kitteh keepz rollin’ awl ovur teh satin, she’s gunna haz sum wikkid statik kling! ZAP!!!!1!
whu neads pointee endz wen yoo cans zaps em wif teh statick eelecktricitee!
itz kina lykes rollinz around in teh muniez.
*as a side note…I have that comforter…it’s so nice and satiny soft*
sexeh iz most awesumist wurd evur
the silk thing is funny ! can you make more !i love it
that is the ugliest satin sheet i’ve ever seen
purrocative posing!
fist glance and i thought it said Satan. fits cause he’s making devil horns
mmm tis bwanket siwky! ♥♥♥
*zzz*