
He trying to put idea in my head…. …Not Working
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Faeborit Coment: “The filament of surprise. U has it.” -lolcatburglar
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He trying to put idea in my head…. …Not Working
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: MJKittyMom via Advanced Lol Builder
Faeborit Coment: “The filament of surprise. U has it.” -lolcatburglar
stoopy dim bulb humans…
…not too bright; what a waist of opposablol thumbz.
Wow. If I had opposablol thumbs all around my waist I could hitchhike in any direction!
*snerk*
Congratz Sweetpea! You’re at the top of a 5-way tie.
…make that an 8-way…
8 way? howzat eben possible?
*takes self to NB*
*shock*
hmmm an 8weight, let mi count da wayz.
*nb nex stop*
*shock* such shokin imagez. *goes bac in NB 2 c iffin emoticon werks*
still know. stoopy werdprezz.
Mebbeh yoos : insted ov *
oar nummer 8 an capitlol O nekst 2 eech uvver.
Yay!!
O mai, congarats! U leed a lawng baryde, shal wii awl skip awf tew the tye bootik?
well, I hazza hongry. HHow bout we go to teh Thai Boutique and haz some nommy Shwimps Pad Thai?
om nom nom nom. Yes. Let’s do just that thing, plzkthx
nienwai nao. yesh aifinkso wii shud foar sordid noms an noo kitteh plushehs wif plush litebulbs attacheded tu der heds.
Congarats, sweetpea!!! Yu leedz teh ate-way macrame!!!
*Dans, dans, danses*
Is awlreddy mor bryt tahn hims!
Hello? Hello? Is tihs fing werkin?
*skweeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwweeeeeeee*
Sry. Ahem. Err, Halloooo Cheezlan!
Ai wud lyk to anownse teh dee tayuls ob teh Grand Finarley ob teh egg ten sieve Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet, organamysed bai teh Cheezpeeps, fur teh Cheezpeeps; fur teh porpoises ob hobnobbin (wiv or wivowt hobnobs); gossippin; chattering; drinkin tee wiv your pinkee finger stikkin owt; and jenrully spendin tym wiv uvver cheezpeeps hoo is in TTI permanuntly or juss temprorororararilly.
We will be meetin at teh Big Dor ob Bath Abby, in teh city ob Bath, wehre teh Romun Baths is, awn Caturdai, 31rd Joolye, at 10.30 ob teh ay emm. Pawsibble fings to do ink lewd: Teh Romun Baffs; Teh Pump Rume fur teh Ohai Tee; Teh Jay Nostin Speeryunse; Open Tawp Buss Tors; Lukkin fur Lyuns (rly! Googol it!); Pertendin to be Reejunsee Laydees; An havvin a nyse tym!
Yu R awl cordiyully onvyted to attend! Plees to be replyin awn teh Cheez Town Cryer wehre Milady Annipuss has putted it fur awl to see.
Aifanyu!
*Wus taht ok? Did Ai fluff my lyns? Oh do hoeps lotsanlots ob peeps wull com!*
U nawt flufft ur lions. Nies werk, Ambercat.
Kitteh impervious to mind control
Iz teh kitteh a bit dim?
Watt was he thinking?
“fud”. Kitteh has one track lighting mind.
An after lunchtime noms, recess!
An then a nap, and more noms.
Ai habs mai own ideeahs!!
watt dus him fink hes duing?
Jinks! Buy me a tablol lamp.
*kinda kissin up 2 da grate an infamus lolcatburglar* butt u alredi lite up ichc.
y wud u want that which y iz knot wanting.
Hmmwell, mabye u has a point there. Ok, instead u can buy me:
Accupuncture lessons
Brazilian wax kit, piggeh size
Caffeine-Free Cola, with extry caffeine
Diamond encrusted litter box
Emerald encrusted litter scooper-upper
Faberge egg timer
G…
goldin egg 2 b timed
handsum YAG (sic)
instrument ob mass happinez
j….
jewelri byond ur wildibeast dreemz
kosher dil pickols (oopz datz 4 mi)
lengeray 4 da gini piggi hoo haz suffrd thu a bazilian wax (pour piggi)
m…….
Mursaydeez benz, extruh flekzibul
Neklass frum Tiffuneez
Orbitz chooyng gum, durtee mowf?
Pursinol assyztent (or goefur)
Quikezt inturtoobz evar
R…
aiv got seberal stilez 4 u 2 chose amongs.
tabby, persian, ornge (knot poisun) an meni moore.
de onli drawbac iz dat u wil hab t wire da lamp urself. aiz afraid 2 run da wire frum da bottum openin to da mouth atta top.
Ai haz idea, haow bowt u git a life silleh hoomin?
The filament of surprise. U has it.
I can feel an outbreak of re-volt-ing puns coming on.
Maybe I should have stayed at ohm today…
clappity clappiti – a doubel frum puddy_tat
Taht wud panulyng iz nawt in current fashyn.
ahm alreddy brite enuf!! stoopy hooman.
Mebbeh yu shud try an gess whut mah brite idea is, hoomin. I give yu a cloo: it rimes wif scoop in yur noos.
I can has excloosive? Nawt want.
Joule pardon me fur not being amused by your lame attempt at humor
*snert*
Giving us a piezo ur mind, are u?
Hard to resist…
gud 1!
ur commintz transform de otterwiz dim dai aiz habbin atta werk.
fanks noodle!
Ai haz lazers fur dat.
Nao FEED MEH!!!
If u is teh lazer, kitteh, then I is teh lazee. *nods*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Friscokitteh, Jason_skooter an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht glo in teh dark, flashlites taht shine diffrent colur lites, kandee, an glo-in-teh-dark star an plannit stikkers for teh ceiling ob yor room!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Ai sed dis befoar btu ai maed typo awn mai oun naem, soe…
Ai haz a brillyunt! ……sssshhhhh, iz faek btu dun tel ennywun.
That’s because Inception is exceptionally difficult.