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Tap owt, kitteh!
poor kitteh! *claps hands sharply to distraktify ebereewun*
Oooh! Applause!
*takes a bow*
*runsawayfast*
Hay bring dat bow bakk!!! Ai nawt can rap teh pressintz naow!!!
Prezzintz?
Did sumwun say pressintz?
*luuks hopeful*
Sumbuddy runned awf wif teh bow. Nawt can howld teh shinee paypurz awn teh bawks. pressintz nawt ennee fun if U nawt can *bat bat bat* teh bow.
Wait, whut? Somebuddy runned off wif teh bow? That’s horriblol.
*slow, sad hedshake*
*skwintee aies at LCB *
Iz dat a bow in between ur eerz?!! Verree becoming, Ai can haz a closer look?
*baks away*
Um, no. I has a… a… hed cold! Yes, dad’z id. A hed code. *achoo* Is codtadges.
*pullz aowt teh elebentee yeer owl skotch. *
Ai haz a shawt fur dat!. Izza gud fing ai am teh parry medik, aifinkso.
*pullz aowt teh big needlol adn fillz it wif skotch *
Want sum?
*lynes up tew watch lcb getta beeg shott…*
*pulls up chare, offurs jk2kitteh sum popcorms*
Ub… I guess so. Could u add a twist of lebod?
What adn insultify teh Skotch owls? U can haz it neet wif a seltzer bakk.
* skwirtz teh needlol intu LCBs mowf, dropz teh needlol, pikks up teh seltzer bottlol adn gibbz LCB teh seltzur baff. *
kthx*sputter*
Ekskuze mii, did u sai “parry medic” or “PARTEE medic”?
Aifotso.
*nodnods*
Whut’s teh diffruns? Wii boff trabel wif our own swooning cowches.
O rly?
*swoonz*
heer’s hoapyn hims gots moar den wun swoonin cowch.
*swoon*
wut? hez nawt chikkun.
*heds bak tu nawty barn*
suyr, suyr…goe ehhed adn preten tu bii
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kitteh masterrd joo jit soo!
C? u needz tew watch owt foar ornj wuns. Wut did ai tell u?
*taps wrestler* licks *runs away giggling*
akshullee…ai seez dis sort awf ting eh lawt. Mai tu boi kittehs will start wif teh gentul grumen, den get ruff, den kum teh hedloks (still wif grumen). iz ufny.
Mah Dusty & Skimble duz dat azwell. Silleh kittehs!
“Stay down there! Stay down there! You will get a grooming, whether you like it or not!”
Yew is channelling mai momcat tehre, KittehlessJon.
Nao dats my kinda rasslin! TeeVee rasslin is pleh. Boff kittehs faises speek voly, volu…tons
Strypee Gray Kitteh
lurnz nawtz 2 bawvurr Mommee
Kitteh wenz grewmeengz!
Strypee Gray Kitteh
shoodz knoez bettah! Naow himz no
canz eeben Tapz Owt!!
Mommee Kitteh tawtz
Strypee Kitteh awll him knoez.
Nawt awll Mommee knoez!!!
Jack.
Gud jawb, Jack! De look on stripey kittehs fayse iz priceless.
Jak, yore pomes mayks noh scense. How cud mommeh kitteh teech hurself ebberyfing she noes?
orinj kitteh luks awl nawnshullant.
tigur strype kitteh luks awl: “cmon ref iz tappin – iz tappin – cmon!!!”
WFC must stand for Wrestle For Cheezburgers
WIN!!!!1!!
luff teh difrent expreshions! Orangie “I must do this thing!” Tabbie “Halp, halp, I’se been murdred!”
ohhh…. wais guy eh?? …wai iz oughta!!
obnp kitteh: nuffin tu cee. muve alawng.
Wun moov an fluffy gits it!
sneeks bhins DFpokes his eyes buts on kitty cuff ands calls teh police
`Snowt my fawlt…kitteh juss “fell”…I’s halpin himz getz up.
U noez, Ai haz a wunder if teh pikshoor is nawt abaot Mommee worshin’ bebbeh, butt(!) abaot hubbicat beeying put in hiz plaice bai wifeycat.
Luuks lyke teh misturr iz a bit……er…….kitteh-whipt.
*taeks teh lawng Wawlk uv Shaym tew teh NB*
Yesh, butt can bez happeh — U maded me smilolool.
Ahh yes, what a funny picture of a cat indeed my fellow brothers! We should all rejoice at the site of this picture. It represents all that is jovial and right in the world. A funny position the cat is in. A choke hold, how grand.
chokeholder’z eyez r ovrkil
Gray kitteh is all “Halp me!” Orange kitteh is “Waht? I not doing anyting”
hay great joke can you make more ! me and my mom love it
Somewhat different from KFC chokehold…
*choke* WET GO!!