
its amazing wot i find in all this fur.. today, a spare leg!!
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its amazing wot i find in all this fur.. today, a spare leg!!
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Tumorrow – all yor munnees.
Congrats, A1!
Tanks, anni, ai wos a bit wurreed dat ai wud hav to leev you aloan butt(!) ai see dat poussinboi is heer to keep yoo cumpny. Gotta go bak tu werk nao. See yoo later.
* waivz
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Iz taht wair awl mai munneze hab gon
??
Congratz AnemoneOne nd Annipuss awn teh tye
!!
* PB bringz owt himz piggeh bank nd splergez awn a layer caik nd serbs hawt tee fer awl !! Kom adn get it !!
Ooh thx! Juss had lunch but Ai aer hongree agane awlreddee!
Oooh! Caek and tee. Fanx, PB
And I thought all my money was under the chair cushion
* PB cheks unda himz cushunz …
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Ai calclolate taht wen ai winz teh lotto ai wil bi
!! * mite taik a millenyum *
teh ritchest purrsun ai kno ..
adn prolly teh awldest
Ai win awn teh lotto ebbri tiem – Ai win wat Ai wud hab spendid awn byin a tikkit!
Ai du taht awn teh Lolmas nd Eetser Sails * nd teh rest, tuu
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Ai nebber manijd 2 conbins mai huzbing dat a bargin iz ownlee a bargin iffn it’s sumfin u need!
Dat mite be yooseful!
Ai maik a berri nyse suup wunss a weke, weke, weke
!!
A leg-end in himz oan lief-tiem !!
ar wii suyr datz eh leg?
*heds tu nawty barn*
ais joyn u in teh nawty barn – GMTA eben bee fur aiz saw ur commin!!
Floof!! Toss me de snorkle- ai’m goin in!!
* hans luvscatsva teh snorglol snorklol *
Taik cair in thair
!!
Mmmmrrrgggglllll-akakkakkk- hayrball! Who’s next?
Aiz gib u eggstra PVC fur ur snorklol – dats deep fur!!!
itz betta 2run . .. ..maibi . . . .. . . . .. .uhm … . .
Hee, hee !! Taht wud bi funnee, Carotte
!!
OT: Tehre is wet stuffs fawlin owt ob teh skie an mai hyoomun is doin abs o’lootly nuffink bowt it Ai is ow trajed!! Tihs is a pawlin staet ob a fairs! Ai mai has to, errr, cerl up an go tu sleeps awn her!!
Duz ennee kitteh has ennee sujjestchuns how to maek teh wet stuffs stawp fawlin an get mai hyoomun to taek mor rist pons o billy tee fur lettin tihs happun?
Teh hyoomin cud:
Awning – put wun up
Brella – put wun up
Cuvver teh hoal gardin wif plastiq
D…
Ducks – purrvide sum tu play wiv
Evacuate teh famblee too sumwear sunny
Frogmen – purrvide sum in kase i sink wivowt a trace
G…
Goe direktlee tew Jail,dew nawt pass Go
Hevvy dooty rayne geer
Ise kreem, taht fixez ebreefing!
Jalousees, kloze dem
Kik teh wevvermahn
L…
Lend teh kitteh a mac-in-tosh
Mayk teh ebil
clownsclouds go awayNifty gadgits, buy sum for kitteh
Overroolz teh wevver god
P…
Lebentee umbrelaz, awl set up ober teh paff ai wok
Moob tu uh bedderer climatz
Noo jyant skweened-in portch
Operayshunal hedquarterz ware kitteh maykes teh wevver
Plz tu stawp rainin
Q…
Qwikklolee snatsch kitteh upz foar snorgle-thyme
Ress queue kitteh wif an bote (an pee-grean wun, uvkoars)
Snorgle sum mkoar
Tukk kitteh inz foar an (nuthur) napp
U …
Umberelols, cornerz teh mark it awn dem
Verryus raynecotez, gull oshes, adn uther geer
Wethurr channul, sue ‘em
Xtra hawt chocklit tew sip wile waiting fur bettur wethurr
YNGs tew halping pass deh time awai (mmmm….snugloling in bed wif a YNG……)….and…..
Zzzzzzzzz untill teh pleh rayne goez awai!
Ta-da!!
Sowwee, Amber – Aifink it iz teh gubmint’s fawt, nawt ur hoomin – leetwaiz, dat’s hoo Ai blaem!
Mai kittehs felt de same wai in de winter when dat cold wet wjite stuff kept cummin dawn and stayin- dey were alwayz given me de stink eye- rilly mad ai did nawt mayk it awl go awai!
Ai wuz lookin fer taht fer DAYZ!!
Hay, Mittenz – izz yu missin sumfin’?…Aifinkso ai may has fownded itz …
Omcc, luukit awl dat FLOOF!
**grabz snorglol snorkel an dyves in**