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Him wuz taystee an nootrishus
Urrrp!
Haow duz U DEW dat, anni? U beeted me agin! Con-CAT-enayshunz! Wood U liek sum fish n chipz 2 sillybrayt, oar teh noo fut-lawng cheezburger at Carl’s restyront?
Fish’n'chipz plz teh futlawng fing maeks me feal juss a bit kweezee!
Congafishies, Annipuss! Paw Dwight.
Ohai OCM! Ai anserd ur kwestyun awn ur profiel.
How bowt eetin dis insted:
ht tp://fastfood.ocregister.com/2010/07/10/carls-jr-testing-foot-long-cheeseburger-sonics-new-footlong/67709/
Hmmmm. No thnx.
Hmmmmmmm. Ai can beez in test groop?
Straynj … I thotted awl teh kittehz wood wanna samplol teh fut-lawng cheezburger sints dey iz awlwaiz akinz “I Can Haz Cheezburger?”…
U can hab 2 mutch uv a gud fing, u noe!
Wif fafafafa beens anna nyse chi..er..bole ob milks!
soe, tekniklee, hez still hear.
juss passin thru…
**gigglolz** dat wuz funnee ambercat!
wil awl kum aot in teh end.
dis two, shall pass….
menewyle, kitteh sitz adn weightz.
Adn pownders teh way tings always come owt in teh end ………..
Arrghhghgh sowwy Catena, ai shuld hab known dat sowned family arrr.
noe worreez. iz wurth repeetun!
Butt (!) himz nawt LIV heer enyymoar, sew kapshun steel b krekt…
dat iz eh berree kyoot tabbee leg!
*titunz CHRG (wif neis tabbee stryepz)*
adn teh brown nosee, adn teh green iis, ohhhh *goes tu dollol store foar moar ducky taep*
teh lawng arrm uv teh
lawkitteh haz gotted him!iz Gil Hamilton kitteh?
Look that long arm! wow
Hopfullee dwight nawt hav hi levlols of mercury in himz!
O hai, audra! Lot of whiles and not so much teh seeing u!
ohai LCB! yesh, ai gawt lawtz of bizzies, butt (!) it slowz down in summertiem. so ai nawt lurkin nemore!
Dwight up and r-u-n-n-o-f-t!
Must’ve been looking for answers.
Yeah, that must’ve been it. Answers. Yeah!
*whistles nonchalantly, walks away*
*secretly stashes tartar sauce in pocket, continues whistling*
* handz gremlin teh Sham Wow *
U haz sum shwimp saws awn ur chin.
I lurve you for quotin’ one of my fabberite moobies.
Avoid teh green wunz. Deyz nawt ripe yet.
*maeks a face*
A Fish Called Wanda ref, FTW!
I think I’ll call you LUNCH!!!!
Ah yes, ai wuz tryin to member wat movee dis wuz frum. at nawt sekkund, ai tawt, Finding Nemo
And what goes with Chips?
Salsa
Omnomnom! Adn mebbe sum beirz? *hassa hoepful*
* gibz mezzomom teh tawl draft uf portur inna cleen frostee mug *
The chip – England’s contribution to world cuisine!
Ai lurves dat moovee!
me, tooo!
ohhh apple tv!!
and, of course, the iconic *Dwight’s not home*
“Candygram”
“Landshark”
hoo names tehir fish “dwight”?
tahts awsum
my bruvver, wen him wuz liddle kidlet lo theez many yeers ago, had a guppy named “guy smiley” after teh gameshow host on sesame street. unforchuantly, guy smiley meeted teh cat.
Den he wuz nawt kwite sew smiley.
hahaha
wowez. thet kiti haz bein lung urms!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MissShelb11, Vamptastic, Jexxa, Rainbow_cupcake an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd sordid yummy cuppiecaeks wif fansee frostings, iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif brite-colured fishy-shaped water skwirters, sekrit ajint notebooks wif sekrit decoder mood rings, kandee, an sparkly tropiclol fishy stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
kitteh sayz “Iz mai tankz nao!”
Tankz.
Yur welcome.
yummy!
Kitteh just bein furendly! Him had Dwight ofur fur dinner.