one tikket fer mewwy-go-wound…. anna cotta candy plz
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Con-CAT-enayshunz, anni! U beeted me n evvywun els agin 4 teh 6-wai makrumay! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt 2dai? Cotton kandee, korn dawgz, n peenk lemming-ayd, mebbe?
…adn teh barby-Q frum luvcatsva?
Ai’ll juss taek teh lemming-ayd thx!
Wun larj peenk lemming-ayd 4 anni!!
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…adn wun 4 Aahz (I b teh thurstee)
Ohai! Mynd iffen ai hang dis heer?
Shud aneewun haz a intrestid, ai haz uploded an maid a lol frum a pic uv our Boston Cheezmeet eerlier dis munf
h ttp://cheezburger.com/View/3749370880
Mmmm…. toast.
wif cimmummum and budder …. MMMMMmmmmmm
I’ll drink to that!
I nawt sew sure dat i wood likee it az a dwink..? Butt I weel eet to dat! (unfortunatatee I well eet to too manee fings!)
Iz ful ob win adn ossim!!
Congratz, anni!! Yu leeds teh six-wai brayde. Ai bringz sordid fair fudd tu sillybrate!! Der bee corndawgs awn stiks, stake awn uh stik, deep fwyed cheez awn uh stik, shish kee bawbs awn uh stik, spagetteez awn uh stik, an teh ebber popyoolar ei skreem awn uh stik!! Enjoi mai cheezfrenz!!
Watt ‘bowt teh terkee legz? Dem iz teh gud, n hazza stik bilt-in!
Iz troo! An ai lubs teh terkee legz wif awl teh gud smokee flayvers ob teh barbeeQ pit.
*Runz an cuuks sum up wifakwikness*
Terkee legz foar ebbreewun!!
Funnel Caik!!
awn a stik!
Mini donuts….awn uh stik!
Uh boal uv Dippin Dotz! Um… onna stik??!?
Kettle Korn! Awn a reely stikkee stik!
Fish stix! Onna stickleback fish!
Chonklit-kuvverded baycum … onn an stikk!
Wot’s a dipping dot?
Pure cream (with some flavoring I suppose) which is sprayed or dripped through liquid nitrogen or something so it freezes into little balls, about 1/4″ diameter. So they can clog your arteries instantly.
*marvels*
Whut WON’T they think of next?
I don’t know!
*pouts*
Well, who DOES know?
Teh Shadow?
Mwahahaha!!!
*has a scared*
*hides behind tessm*
LCB, U noez dat tessm hazza shadow, don’cha?
*has another scared*
*takes umbrage at peeps perpetuating teh shadow scares*
U iz teh taykin umbrage? Well, at leest U izznt taykin teh penumbrage…
*puts on ombre-dyed sombrero of umbrage*
*leaves in a huff*
*huff brakes down*
*leaves in a taxi instead*
O, doan leev us, LCB — U jess gitted heer. We lieks ur kumpnee!
Hmwell… ok. But can I leave my sombrero of umbrage on? I think it’s ever so cute.
eet iz berry koot – Eye purrtickyoolurlee likee da leetol fringees ub offence hangin down – dey beez da bombe!
Shore, leev ur sombrero awn. U duz luk teh kyoot innit (speshullee naow dat ur nawt conseelded wif teh conseelur ennymoar…)
Ai liek 2 due sumfin w/ Umbrage!! *ahem ahem*
Butt (hee hee) da centorz beet mi 2 it.
(snerk)
If you can’t get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that’s too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff
Whut u think of teh chinstrap of chagrin? It adds a certain amount of je-ne-sais-pourquoi, don’t it?
watt abowt teh Visor uv Virulence?
Or teh Pantaloons ov Pique?
Butt (!) I wanna ryd teh Tilty-whirl!
an den teh rolly koster!
Adn awlsew teh:
Ankerz Awai
Bump-purr carz
Caruhsell
D…
Drop Tower (eeeeeek!)
Ebree ryde, twict
Ferrus wheel
Ghost trayne
H….
Hawnted Hawse
Innerestin luukin whachamacawllit
Jerkee mowse ryde
Kalaidascope emporiumz
L…
Lawg flume (*splash*)
Maddurhoarn
N…
Lolophant ried
Moon – rokket to
New spinnee ried (nawt shur uv teh nayme)
O…
Ohai, NS! Letz ryd teh
Perryshoot ryd 2gevvur!!
Q…
queezy feeling, ai haz it!
Lolafunt rides
Mr Todes Wyld ryde
Nawt gonna git meh awn teh Drop Tower!
Ohai frum tawp uv ferryus wheel!
Pyrate Ship, arrrh!
Q….
Quik! Letz git in lyn 4 teh
Roalur Koastur! Del we kin ryd teh
Sizzlur (wun uv mai fayvritz)
T…
Tunnel
Uv Luuuuurrrrrve
Va-va-va-voom!
Wyld ride uv Mr. Toad
X…
X-rated show (or so I’ve heared about)
Yellow Julius stand (somone pored Visine in teh Orange Julius and all teh red went away)
Za. Lots and lots of za. Wif pepperomies.
“X-rated show”? Iz dat teh wun ware U kin see teh bonez uv peeps? Ifn sew, I seed uh “X-rated” shoa at teh Dr. Tinycat win I borked mai arm…
*nods*
O, wait. Mabye u is thinking of teh Rx-rated show.
Izza fun pwayce!
And wun fur mai gurlfrend, tew!
Ohai to everywun whu will be in TTI on Mundane 26 Joolye.
Ai wud lyk to maek an anownsment pleezthankyew.
Ambercat has bean de bizzee bizzee bizzee at de moment, wot wif de psycholing an de trayning she is dooing tu prepairing fur hur
10KM walk in de RACE FOR LIFE on 24 ov Joolye and now she haz desyded dat she is gonna rays twies de munnies dat she wanted tu in de nawt second playse. Shee is dooing kwite well but hur thinx dat it cud pawsibloly be betta. [Her sponsor payj is - ht tp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames - all munnees will be verry verry gratefully reseeved
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Becoz of dis incredibubble bizziness she haz appoyntid me as Assestynt Sekkund Depyooty in Charj ov Kitteh Herding, an is verri kindly allowing me tu cowordinayt Act II ob The Furred Innernashnul Cheezmeet on 26 ov Joolye.
De locayshun dat has been desyded on fur Act II is Pure Waffle, Duke Street, Lunnon - ht tp://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/cafe/183308q/pure-waffle. Moer details abowte tiems an de sutchliek are available in de Cheez Town Cryer artickle dayted 8 Joolye.
Wot ai need too doo now is find owt how menni peeplol will be dere having cheezy fun an frollix (an wafflols) – ai is nawt wonting tu hav tu sit an eet dem orl on mai ownsum. Ai hav nawt yet bin in tutch wiff de venyoo tu bukk a tablol but muss do so sune.
So plees post on de Cryer [de payge published on 8 Joolye] if yu is abul to com. Ai du nawt knead to know if yu carnt com or if yoo thinks dat sumwun els is commin. Juss wen YU is commin!
Kthxbai *runsoffhoemwifakwikness*
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Ahm gonna cach teh ring!
Wow- Lukkit de makramay! Ai brings sum nommy bar-b-q for noms.
bar….bar…bar-b-q? Do want!!!! Fank u luvscats!
*joyns in, a thurd hyer*
barbarbaaaar…..barbar…BQ
Barbarbaaaaar … barbar … BQ
BarbarBQqqqqqquuuuu
Oh BarBQ, sauce on my hand
BarBar BQqqquuuuu
You got me eetin’ and a-lickin’
eetin’ and a-lickin’
Barbar – BQ
BarbarBQqqqqqquuuuu
Wented tu teh fayr
Cheezepeeps awl wuz tehre!
Saw teh bar bee queue
Adn ai knuu jsut whut tu du …
Bar bee queue … barbar … barbar bee queue
Oh bar beh kyu-u-u-u
Wif beef an ha-a-am
Oh bar beh kyu-u-u
Yu’ve gawt me fryin anna grillin, grillin anna bernin
Bar beh kyu
Barbar…barbar BQ!
Twied Piggy Soop
Tried Berry Goop
Tried Merry *oop
But I knew dey wood nawt do
BarBQ
Sauce onna my hand
BarBQ
Sauce onna my hand
Yu’ve gawt me fryin anna grillin
eetin’ and a-lickin’
Barbar – BQ
BarbarBQqqqqqquuuuu
Hates to burst ur bubblol, Ambercat, but heer in de souf, de onli reel bar-b-q iz Pork! And ai dont meen ginny pig!
In TTI BBQ meens cheep beefbrgrs (mostly fat an sordust) an cheeper pig-relayted by-product sossidges, marinaided in petrel, encaysed in charcole an ash butt still ror in teh middle. Wif a syd order ob sam ‘n’ ella, served in teh bak garden wif too much fizzy larger an rubbish pop myoosik ternd wai up lowd til Late o’ Clok
Ifinkso I jest froo upz inna my mouf a leetol beet … y o y wood eenywin eet dat stuffz??
U hasta haz Merikan BBQ iz da yummiest stuff inna da werld!
Um, yesh, lets stik wif Merikan bar-b-q plzthnxthrowthatTTImessinnatrash!
Sownds lyke teh speshalteez ov CMOT Dibbler, yesh? Onna stikk??
Spexhal foar yu todai, elebenty munniez, adn Ai’m kuttin mai own frote…
Verree simlar! Tho CMOT-typs hawnt ebree layt-nyt toun senter in TTI too, sellin awl tohse fuds taht yu neber eet sobre
CMOT? Hazza puzzloled…
Terry Pratchett/Discworld refruns
Character from Discworld novels (Terry Pratchett)–
Cutting-My-Own-Throat Dibbler, so named ’cause he always claims that, in offering his latest “bargain,” he’s “cutting his own throat,” i.e. taking a loss on the deal. Dubious. Hilarious also.
“Cut me own throat Dibbler”, a recurring character in Discworld.
Vender of sossidges onna stick.
Discworld — a place I love as much as Cheezland. Created by Terry Pratchett.
Scribblols naymes- Pratchett…Dibbler..alwayz lukking fur new reading materialol!
Reeds ‘em in order! The first three are okay, but then they get BRILLIANT! He started making fun of overdone fantsy tropes, and the stories become wonderful satire. And 30 or so of them by now.
yesh! dey awl good, butt affer teh first few dey gits superawsumwunnerfullaffowtlowdfunneh!
**suddenlee has Teh Hampstur Danse sawn in hur hed**
I wundur watt Roger Miller finks uv dat sawng…
.
“Dedadee dah dee dedoh doh,
Dee dah deedee doh…”
Him prolly oridjinatid it.
Himz did …. butt (!) I finksew nawt awn porpoise…
Dat’s a whale of a storee!
Hmmm … he kooda dunnit jess 4 teh halibut…
Dat sownz berry fishee to me.
Nawt at awl… itz akshullee uh berree ketchee tuna…
I loves dis park!
sew mush fun fer onlee wun munnie!
Chippendale Danser. U’r doing it rong.
*snerk* Dis b moar liek teh Chip ‘n’ Dale dansurz…
But… but… that is why it is teh rong! Chip and Dale is teh chipmoncks! This am a hamster.
Non-traditional casting: U’r doing it rite.
Hamsturz nawt wanna b teh typo-casted…
I woulda thunk they didnot wanna be casted at all!
Hamstirs is frenz, not projectiles!
…or flyin skwirrlz…
But . .. but whut if his bluds R type A-pozzitiv insted of type O? Huh? Then whut?
We all have our Red Cross to bear.
Bears not so cross if you feeds ‘em before the grumpee starts.
Didded LCB sez “Red Cross to bear” oar “Red Bear to cross”?
Hay, dis lettis taists funneh! pleh!
“Pleh” iz teh rite … U b teh nowin wattz awl obber pay-purr muneez, don’cha?
*speekssmoothly* Trust meh! Ai will taeks teh lettis an goes find sum tastee lettis foar u. ai will taeks teh funnee lettis an will taeks it wif meh an yoos..er dispose of it! *rubbingpawstogevver* Bwahahahahahahaaaaa! Ooops…Ai meens *gigglols*
O hai, KCT! How u is? *hugs*
Otay den, mysteereus strainger wut ai trust kompletlee *hands ober wallit*
{{{{{KCT}}}}} sew glad tew see u! Did u see teh pic uv our Boston Cheezmeet? Ai reely doan lyke havin mai pic taikin butt it caim owt pritty wel, aifinkso!
h ttp://cheezburger.com/View/3749370880
Funneh! Wuz just lisnin’ tu a nerdcore hip-hop sawng called “Off The Wheel” by Ham-STAR, the #1 hammy rapper in teh wurld!
Chorus goez liek dis:
Get off the wheel,
Get outta the cage,
Stop pushing for the pellet everyday,
Get away from minumum wage….
Ohhh, i lub deh 4-H ekks-ibit at deh fahr but iz dere a ressipe fer dat libestock? An i donz lik cotta candy stuffin.
“…Hamstirs is frenz…” oooo, i lub frenz…nom, nom, nom.