
With each passing day, it became clearer to Dave that his human wasn’t getting enough oxygen to her brain.
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With each passing day, it became clearer to Dave that his human wasn’t getting enough oxygen to her brain.
Picture by: Paige Caption by: KicknSpurs via Advanced Lol Builder
She wuz stoopie!
conga ratz, anni! yu has eh soloe!!!
Thx catena!
Kittehs cum reddee cloved. Dey du nawt need fabrik cloes.
Hur ob teh flyin fingurz iz fastist agin!! Congrats, anni!!
Thx ‘Niser!
neither wuz teh kitteh if he letts his hooman do tat!
Oh noez, nawt teh bikini!!
Waist nott (pun, pun!), want nott. Mus nott hit HUR anny moar!
O, teh felinitee!
Too much spray-on tanner.
adn aifinkso iz a littlol unebin in playsis.
luks just like sumone frum da USA Kongress (House ob Reps) da uses da tannin booth aifinkso
*more oranje dan tan*
Dat kitteh mite wantz tu hit teh jim befoar venshuring owt lyke dat!
Iffn Ai wuz dat kitteh it wudn’t be teh jim Ai’d be hittin – it’d be teh stoopie purrsun hoo put dem cloes awn me – an pointee enz wud be inbolbed!
Kitteh duz nawt luuk happee!!
Poyntee endz–statuz: Deployin inn 3….2…..
Snerk. Ai had symulr fot.
Seams lyke der iz lawts uv kittehs wif extra firm0-floof aroun bawdy. (Luk whoo’s tawkin!!!)
Dis pickie maded me LLOL and iz nao faborited.
Awl…teh…orinj!!!!
Yesh, doze orinjes dew nawt goe tugebber at awl!!
yoo hazza poynt dere….
kitteh owt tew hazza kontrazt inn teh colorz, aifinksew!
…nawt dat ai knoez annefink abowt fashun oar annefink….
Yew iz rite, DK!
Beeng an orinj (nawt poysin!) kitteh maiseff, Ai wud recom….recog….sujjest eever a prittie fresh green (liek teh culur uv ur abbytar, DK) oar purrhaps a clasik whyte sute, tew show awf taht brite orinj tan…..er, floof.
ooooh….wyte, adn in dis styel?
…………………….
huh?
sry, ai zoened owt dere fur a minnit…
*cleenz upp teh saliba awf teh floor*
Adn thayrz alsoe teh fyt isue. Gappee crawch iz fashun nawt, adn wut tu du wif dat tayle? Ken u sae altur… alterr… fixify dat soot wif sum sizzorz adn a soweeng musheen!
datz edda eh huj kitteh, oar eh itsy bitsy teeny weeny yelloe daisee flour bikini…
Datz jus rong. Datz wut dat iz.
dat shee woar foar teh berree nawt-sekkund tyme tewdai…
As Catena sayd:
eh itsy bitsy teeny weeny yelloe daisee flour bikini…
Sew in the watter –
noa she didn want tu stay der.
Unner a blanket?
In teh summer? Alwso nawt
Hm.
Dave goes bak inna dressin rum, remooves bikinee,
then fines teh exit an maykes lyke an insect and fleas!
diz jus rong. playne rong.
sew rong on sew manee levuls. poar kiteh!
alsew hims frunt pawz is inna awkwerd positshun tu.
dis hoel fing iz awkwerd…
Dayv t3h Ornjj Kitteh
needz 2 ‘Grawkz’ dat Hewminz duz
sillee feengz summtymez!
‘Sillee feengz’ cubburrz
lawtz ubz graownd wen Prittee Wun
wawntz 2 playz ‘Dress Upz”!!
Dayv teh Ornjj Kitteh
amz nawtz a Bebbeh Dawl! Himz
fur amz fyne az iz!!!
Jack.
Heer heer! Ai agwee!
Ai sendid u a profiel missij, Annipuss. (Ur emayo ad ress is awn mai hoem p’uter aim afrayd
)
Ai haz anserd!
….ai’z sry, butt (!), ai’z nawt shur…wut duz “Grawkz”? meen?
Ohai dayr, DK:
‘Grawkz’ amz a frayzz dat
Rawburt Hynelenn maydz up 4
wun ubz himz nawvellz!
‘Straynjurr In A Straynnj
Land’ habz itz oawn langwijj. 2
‘Grawkz’ meenz undurrstandz!!
Kittehz amz nawtz frum
heer. Tawllkz 2 dayr Muthurr Shipz
wenz dayr Hewminz sleepz!!!
Jack.
Ohz….dat mayks a lawt moar sens!
Nyce peom, Jack
Grawkin is fyn,
sharin wadder nawt sew much.
Bad hoomin. No cookie for you.
I ar nawt nekkid like you monkeh, I no needs clothes
hao daerz yoo cawl meh a monkee!
Human, U is a furless and tailless pink monkeh
*sticks out tongue*
nuh uh!
ai haz skaelz, adn a tayl!
adn furthurrmoar, ai can haz fyer!
y ddraig goch ddyry cychwyn!
wut teh hakk?
Maybee K3K1G finks U iz teh Welsh draconic.
Teh Monkees r teh cyoot. Furebber in mah mynds teh kyewt day r. Soe dere.
heer – haz a tikit awn teh las trayn tu clarksbil ven.
Daybee wil mete u at teh stayshun.
Oooooooooooo rly? rly?
*swoons*
O. wiv himz wyfe. O wels. dese fings harpoon.
Canz yu bee ther bai fore therty?
Ai has mayde yoar rezerbashun, dun bee sloe.
Ah noe noe noe. Ah noe noe noe!
And ai donut knoez iffn ai’s ebbur comin hoem…
(Ebben ai knoez dat sawng!)
Dude…..REALLY???
dat iz zakklie y ai dew naught wear mai bikinie in public!1!!!
beecawz u amz a noms-luvin orinj (butt(!) nawt poyzin) boikitteh wif a mozt snorglolabul adn floofy belleh? zat wai?
No oxigen, no air, no brain! How could someone do that to a poor cat?
pretee oranj kitteh was gonna selly brate the Nederlands win at the Wurld Kup.
pretee oranj kitteh asks “duz tdis maek mai butt luk fatt?”
Prtty orinj kitteh habbing two dansing teh Wrap so dee Espanyol insteadz
pritee Oranje kitteh be lukking to nom dat Jerman octopuss who picked Spain ta win
STOP PUTTING CLOTHES ON CATS! IT’S NOT CUTE, IT’S JUST MEAN!
And you name yourself crystal meth. XD I do agree, though.
It /is/ an interesting hypocrisy…
So is inappropriatz?
Don’t anthropomorphize kittehs. they hate that.
Although an anthropomorphed(sp?) kitteh would be an interesting thing to see–oh wait, they already have that in CATS…
They told you so, right? Oar rote tu you?
Iz a Joke!!
I is notz amuzed
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Why it’s so big head but body so small, Isn’t it is pregnant
yes, but you’ve got to admit; that bikini really does make the kitteh’s eyes POP.
Snicker
Hooman haz sleap ap-knee-yah
Is this the same cat that was wearing the overalls?
She wore an…Itsie Bitsie Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Catkini!