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ooo! naughty kitteh?
O. Dat’s a fut. Nebbermynd.
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*snerk*
o.O *sends selb to NB*
ai mite hab tew goez dere tew…
kiteh mite has vuneeuns
Ai doan blame yew. Ai often cawnfuse 12 inches wif uh foot.
Snerk. 12 inches- datz man- measuring, rite?
Wut? [innocent luk]
I can reach my beer, which iz only 3 yards away…
…awn teh table neggst tew me…
…that ai has an 8″ x 11″ inch magazine sitting awn it…
…which is touching teh couch I’m sitting awn…
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Oh. *blush*
ai duz gud bakk massajez….
mai futs is tyrd.
hao arre yur futz tyerz? arre yoo a kar?
uv corse ai is. ai bin raycin fru yur mynd. ;P
sew /datz/ hooz bin runnin thru mai mynd…..
N-n-n-nao!!!!!
Mai goggies iz barkin.
Let sleepin goggies lay
Wanna go fur a walk?!!!!??
WALK!!! Go for uh walk?!? YES! YES! YES!
[sniffs tree] [sniffs hydrant] [sniffs wall] [sniffs leaf]
SKWIRRRL!!!!!1!
Ur goggies iz liek Dug?
Ai lieks wen yew rub my feets, but ai dew nawt miss it wen yew say itz coz ai wear high heels, yew misogynist.
Massarge oar Messige ??
Ime tihnkin teh bunneh kikk ob deff iz berri cloas !!
Adn tehn u may kiss it.
Adn tehn du teh uther wun.
Adn tehn peeyul mii sum graypz.
*Ticklol ticklol* *Boop* *Runsaway giggloling*
*chasez pj akross teh ruum and ober teh cowch*
*powntz!*
BOOP!
*skampersawf*
[sits in corner eating Doritos adn watchez teh tag tournament]
[tayle flicks]
*Runs toward Doritos*
*Notices tayle flickin*
*Stalks*
[flick] [flickflick] [buttwiggle]
*sneekz upp*
*taekz Doritos bagg*
*runrunrunzawaiwiffakwikkness*
*FWEENG* [pointy ends kom owt]
Nobawdy steels my corn chips.
[hides arownd corner adn clothslines DK az hii koms bai]
*BOOP*
TAG! Yor it!
*snerk*
[skampersawfgigglolingwifuhkwikness]
*gigglolz*
*hydz teh chipz*
*runz afturr*
*TAG!! Yur itt!!*
*runz bakk tew nomm teh chippz*
*Finds empty bag ov chips*
*Falls into tragic heap, powting*
*buyz noo bagg ob chipz*
*sirr…surr….playsez itt awn neerbai cowch wiffowt annebuddee nottising*
*addz baycon cheezburger, setz neggst tew bagg ob chipz*
*Peeks up*
*Yoinks chipz*
*Runs under da cowch*
Oh, yoo nawt watn the cheezburgur? Okaiz….ai’lol nom itt!
*Peeks owt frum under da cowch*
*Smells bacon, and cheezburgur*
Oh, well, chipz is gud.
Heer…ai maeks yoo a noo wun!
*gibbs cheezburger*
*Noms cheezburgur*
Yur welcom!!
grabs chips fom paw
Hay! *Hides cheezburgur*
*crinkle crinkle*
*snagz empty bag*
neener neener neener I gotz a toy!
neener neener neener I gotz da monetary prize! Elebenty fowsand monees!
Neener neener ai gots cheezburger-maykin ablolitee!
*noms awn wun*
Hey, DMarie! Gud to see yu bak awn teh commets – it’s bin too lawng!
*runz upp*
*TAG!!!*
*runz awff kwikklee*
get da delux massage. adn da majick fingurs…
Den de happi ending? Oops- slinks off to NB…
aktchulolee, awn “The Worlds Dumbest,” dey jusst did a fing wiff kitteh massajin….adn itt sowndeded sumpfink liek dat…
Duz it hab uh happy ending?
Duz Fezzik conveniently finds four white stallions on which he, Westley, Inigo and Buttercup escape on?
Make a T-shirt!!!
Ai lubs me some widdle pink toeses
kitteh: tyme for muh dailee pedikure seshun… wut u waitin fur?
Ahh. Dat kitteh looks like muh BooBert. Hims wubs tew has hims kittehtoez wubbed!
Toe pads! Tweak tweak!
Tow pads! ticklolticklolticklol
Teeheeheeheehee!
Stawp….tikklolin…..meh!
iz tikles.Iz ok?
How ’bout I nibblol it?
Then naws it?
Den Noms YOU!
GGRRARR!! HISS!
*Shows pointy ends*
Is sorry. sumtymes is cant controlol my hungerz
teh kitteh is a smirf.p.s i watch you at nite
Lol! my cat loves his footsies being rubbed.
This one makes me actually LOL (and not just the “lol” people use as conversation-filler).
Such a simple tagline, and looking at the kitteh, I actually believe s/he wants their foot massaged, while claiming dominion over the hoomins who serve him/her.
All that in only two words.
Exactly my thoughts.
It is so simple but brutal, i lol’d and that’s rare. I feel the need to massage this cat foot now.
Massage wat? I already haz 3 days of lolcat sleeping to do!
i just hope that a girl that kittie is sittin next to….haha other wise that guy has to go on diet…omg look at those rolls… 0_0
Schmoo!
My hooman and I fanks you for all da nice wurds and comments.
m>^..^<m~
Kyan some hoomin rub mah feetz?
dey hurt welly welly bad
I pays joo in Cheezeburgerz
Derp kitteh is derping!
Too cute Kitty
This is too cute..
THINK ABOUT IT !!!!!!!!
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It’s a very humorous way to present the dog’s speech….phonetically speaking!!!!!