Teh fastest fingurs!! Congrats ! Wot wud u lyke foar Noms? Ai haz bryinged frawsted cukkies wif smiling kitteh fases on dem, icee tee adn hawt tee, adn sum bananananarama bred wif hunney buddur. Noms furr awl !
Ooooh — ai iz teh hongree. Ai jus wented into teh brayk ruum to maek mah coffee (wif vanilla powdur), maplol brown shugar oatmeel & iced tee, but dere iz a werkman in dere werkin on teh ice masheen. *sigh*
Conga fawlin laddurs, NS!! Yu haz teh soloe!!
*Danses up an daon teh stepz ob teh laddur*
*Blak kitteh tripz hur an hur fawlz an brakes hur krown. Teh laddur comez tumblin affer*
*Stumblolz tu hur feets. Brushez hurseff awf. Gibz teh stink ei tu blak kitteh.*
Ai ment tu du dat. But (!) fankees foar teh Hello Kitty band-ayds, TTC. Awl bedderer nao.
Ai wos wundring wot it ment tuu, so ai lukked it up on WikiAnswers – tihs is wot it sez.
According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, lulz means the following:
lulz Noun — lul-zz
Definition:
1.the act of entertaining oneself with the misfortune of others; an agreeable occupation for the mind
2.something affording pleasure, diversion, or amusement, esp. a performance of some kind
Usage: I did it for the lulz
Synonyms: Entertainment
Source: A corruption of LOL, which stands for Laugh Out Loud
Ohai cheeziepeeps, cud ai inner up fur a sekkund pleez. Thx.
Ai hav an annownsment tu make.
*Cleers throte nerbusslee* Hhhrrrmemm Hhhrrmmhhm
Ambercat haz a bizzee bizzee bizzee at de moment as a conseekwenz ov de preshoor ov work an de ardyoowus trayning sheddyool involvd in preparrayshun fur hur 10KM walk in de RACE FOR LIFE [her sponsor payj is ht tp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames - all munnees verry gratefully reseeved].
So, she haz appoyntid me as Assestynt Sekkund Depyooty in Charj ov Kitteh Herding, an is verri kindly allowing me tu cowordinayt Act II ob The Furred Innernashnul Cheezmeet on 26 ov Joolye.
De locayshun dat has been desyded on fur Act II is Pure Waffle, Duke Street, Lunnon ht tp://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/cafe/183308q/pure-waffle . Moer details abowte tiems an de sutchliek are available on de Cheez Town Cryer artickle dayted 8 Joolye.
So, all dat ai need now is de fiynle numbers, ai hav nawt yet bin in tutch wiff de venyoo tu bukk a tablol but muss do so sune. Plees post on de Cryer [de payge published on 8 Joolye] an the Cryer oenlee, if yu is abul to com. Nawt if yu carnt com. Nawt if yu fink sumwun els is commin. Juss wen YU is commin!
Kthxbai
*runsbakktuherhideeyhoelwifakwikness*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Jeeves an nolanconnelly an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark yoyos, sets ob go fish playing cards, kandee, an fuzzy blakk kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
This LOL brought to you by the society for prevention of cruelty to stepladders (The SPCS) who remined you to kill any and all black cats you may encounter, just to be on the safe side.*
*I’m only joking. You don’t actually have to kill all the black cats. Just do your part and shoot any republicans you might meet, and we’ll call it even.
Mite as well brayk a mirror.
Such a pretty midnyte kitteh!!!
Congrats, NS! Lukks liek u haz a solow!
Hao did ai manij dat?
Teh fastest fingurs!! Congrats ! Wot wud u lyke foar Noms? Ai haz bryinged frawsted cukkies wif smiling kitteh fases on dem, icee tee adn hawt tee, adn sum bananananarama bred wif hunney buddur. Noms furr awl !
Ooooh — ai iz teh hongree. Ai jus wented into teh brayk ruum to maek mah coffee (wif vanilla powdur), maplol brown shugar oatmeel & iced tee, but dere iz a werkman in dere werkin on teh ice masheen. *sigh*
*noms potato crisps wile waytin*
well, okaaaaaaaaaay
*CRASH!!!!!!!!!*
*hands sweetpea a broom*
Ai iz nawt kleenin dat up.
yay! a solow nawt sekkond fer nightshayde!
Congrchewlayshuns nightshayde,
Yoo haz climed de stepladda tu de tawp of de piel, yoo haz de guud luuk nawt tu fall off.
Conga fawlin laddurs, NS!! Yu haz teh soloe!!
*Danses up an daon teh stepz ob teh laddur*
*Blak kitteh tripz hur an hur fawlz an brakes hur krown. Teh laddur comez tumblin affer*
Niser, stawp dat brake dansing! You’ll hurt urself ! Here’s a elebenty sise pakaje ob Hello Kitty band-ayds.
*Stumblolz tu hur feets. Brushez hurseff awf. Gibz teh stink ei tu blak kitteh.*
Ai ment tu du dat. But (!) fankees foar teh Hello Kitty band-ayds, TTC. Awl bedderer nao.
Ai’ll risk it!
Berry sooperstishus!!
santanah ref!
Noez, iz Steebie Wunner!!
Noez, datz “Blak Majik Womun”!
Gud or bad, is all luk!
Izzit friedegg teh 13f?
Nope. Friedegg teh 13f fallz on a Toozday dis munf. *nods*
Oh, fank CC. Ai haitz wen friedeg da firteenf iz awn Mundane.
bit ov useless trivia: dere’s always at least wun Fri. 13th ebery year, but neber more dan three.
Aifnk dis is mai lukkeh day!
*hedbonks midnyte kitteh, wawks unner laddur*
wun kancels teh uvver owt rite? rite??
Wull, Aifink blakk kittehz aer gud lukk simblolz (moast peepl in TTI fink dat)
Rilly? Ai di nawt kno dat! Ai lub me sum BCs!
Beddur tu save ur sole, adn go bakc tu bed!
Ai’m nawt atawl sooperstishus, tuch wudd!
soe yu gutz tu axe yurseff…ar yu feline lukkee, punk?
Clint ref!!
Well, R yu???
*Crosses toe padz*
*Crosses pointy ends*
*Crosses eis*
Um, has u seen teh adz fur teh shurt ob teh day? (ai did it fur teh lulz)
Shud we tell teh grayted cheezez how lols is nawt teh saym as lulz?
Iz dat Laff UN-owt lowd?? In udder werdz, laff tu yoarseff?
No, is teh turm trollz yooz wen dey attakify sumwun in a nasteh way.
Oh, fanks AP. Mai nueness, let mee show it tu yu.
Mee noe lyke trollz. Y dey soe meen??
*Hazza sad*
Ai wos wundring wot it ment tuu, so ai lukked it up on WikiAnswers – tihs is wot it sez.
According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, lulz means the following:
lulz Noun — lul-zz
Definition:
1.the act of entertaining oneself with the misfortune of others; an agreeable occupation for the mind
2.something affording pleasure, diversion, or amusement, esp. a performance of some kind
Usage: I did it for the lulz
Synonyms: Entertainment
Source: A corruption of LOL, which stands for Laugh Out Loud
Aifink dey shud be tawld. Nawt teh saem fing atawl.
**nodz** ai agreez, ai izza berry sick ob teh trollz tudai newai. it amz hard tu keepify mai mof shut sumtymes.
well, fur yur infurmashin itz an iPAD.
*oops – rong fred*
Duz dat meen we can hab moar caek?
abshurelootlee! ai awlwaze breeng extree foar deze uckashinz. ai haz strowlberi cheezicaek adn sum nies coald milkz.
Ooh, Yummee!
oooooo strowberi!!! ai lubz nefing wif strowberiez.
**nomz caek**
dat shud keepify mai mof shut furr a whylez!
Ohai cheeziepeeps, cud ai inner up fur a sekkund pleez. Thx.
Ai hav an annownsment tu make.
*Cleers throte nerbusslee*
Hhhrrrmemm Hhhrrmmhhm
Ambercat haz a bizzee bizzee bizzee at de moment as a conseekwenz ov de preshoor ov work an de ardyoowus trayning sheddyool involvd in preparrayshun fur hur 10KM walk in de RACE FOR LIFE [her sponsor payj is ht tp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames - all munnees verry gratefully reseeved].
So, she haz appoyntid me as Assestynt Sekkund Depyooty in Charj ov Kitteh Herding, an is verri kindly allowing me tu cowordinayt Act II ob The Furred Innernashnul Cheezmeet on 26 ov Joolye.
De locayshun dat has been desyded on fur Act II is Pure Waffle, Duke Street, Lunnon ht tp://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/london/cafe/183308q/pure-waffle . Moer details abowte tiems an de sutchliek are available on de Cheez Town Cryer artickle dayted 8 Joolye.
So, all dat ai need now is de fiynle numbers, ai hav nawt yet bin in tutch wiff de venyoo tu bukk a tablol but muss do so sune.
Plees post on de Cryer [de payge published on 8 Joolye] an the Cryer oenlee, if yu is abul to com. Nawt if yu carnt com. Nawt if yu fink sumwun els is commin. Juss wen YU is commin!
Kthxbai
*runsbakktuherhideeyhoelwifakwikness*
mai kittehs siad ai shud go adn hep yu. but ai am en soud carolina. dey tod me to tel yu theyr werkin on a wya to ged me theyr.
Dis nawt luk berri lukkee foar yew att awl!
No prob 4 mi cuz I haz a…… SHAMROK! *confetti*
*gluez eggstra leef awnto 3 leef clover*
Meh tew! Ahm saived!
*snorgles wif BFFoarSebenFree*
Ai haz a reel rokk!
Sham Rok. Yull b sayin “Rok” evry tiem!
I hassa Sham Wow. It’s gud luck iffn you spill.
whut a prittee kitteh!
luk! *points* whats that over there?!?
*yoinks kitteh an runsawaiwifakwikness*
hay! kom bak wif taht kitteh!
whut kitteh?
*practices innocent look*
taht kitteh iz soh beeguyleeng. taht kitteh wontz mi tu halp hur git hur mowzee toi owt ov teh tree. okai pritti kitteh – ai’ll halp yew…
tahts nyce uv u! Butt (!) ai wudnt uze taht ladder iffen ai wuz u….
I habs da fyremens on speedile.
*OOOOF!*
*CRASH!*
ai’m nawt reelie shur hao ai endid up hangeeng frum thys tree bai mai anklol, but… HALP!
haz aneewun seed taht kitteh!?!
Th3 fyremen are on der way. Hang in der!
deres gonna beez fyremenz? squeeee!!!
Fanks pjp – aifink awl ob mai blud iz habbin a grabbitee in mai hed!
Yu meen teh sayme wun dat twipped mee upfred?? Aifink sumwun
yoinked himz.
yu don fink taht suite littol kitteh had aneefing tu du wif thys, du yu?
To pet a pretteh kitteh liek dat? Yes…yes it IS!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Jeeves an nolanconnelly an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark yoyos, sets ob go fish playing cards, kandee, an fuzzy blakk kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happy birthday to Jeeves and nolanconnelly.
happee burfdai tu awl teh burfdai peeps!!
Where iz teh 3pm lol?
If you’re small enough to walk under that ladder you would definitely be unlucky, because the cat would eat your ass.
kitteh must love killen peoples
hahahahah he looks like my cat
aifinks dey wuld cansul eech uthur owt.
This LOL brought to you by the society for prevention of cruelty to stepladders (The SPCS) who remined you to kill any and all black cats you may encounter, just to be on the safe side.*
*I’m only joking. You don’t actually have to kill all the black cats. Just do your part and shoot any republicans you might meet, and we’ll call it even.
to answer the caption, yes.
Basement Cat would be so proud!
If theres a cupcake on the otherside its perfectly worth the risk.
A black cat is lucky. I think that it IS owrth the effort, as they kinda balance themselves out.
Doesn’t two negatives equal a positive? So this would be good luck?