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Squished kitteh!
conga ratz, ‘Niser! yu ar teh tawp peis awf teh brayd!
Fanks, catena!! Ai wuz gettin tyred ob reefreshingz, soe wuz goin tu lukk at wut ai misses in teh lastest LOL. Didiz nawt fink ai wud getz teh tawp spawt!!
ai tawt eet wuz eh beeg purreetoe
Oh noes, doan’t eet teh kitteh
forchinutlee dat mouf duzzent uhpeer tew haz anee teefs
Flee, flies!!!
Claymz anuzzer viktim.
dis ain’t noe cheezburger.
noh, butt(!) it myte bee a kitteh omulett.
isnt taht wun ov thoze russhian hatz?
Aifink it’s a lawng cooshun frum a bench-seet
ai fink yur ryte. hat wud b tu byg fur hoomin. mebbee gyant.
Ai lubs kitteh’s tayol stikkin owt teh bakk!
me tew! is verree kyoot!
**BOOPs kitteh on teh nose**
mii free! dat izza teh kyoot aifinkso. ohai ‘Niser amz u feelolings more guuder tudai?
*Twiez tu fink ob yesserdai*
*Asks hurseff if hur feelz betterer*
Oh yesh, ob coarse!! Iz Friedeggg!!
ai hazza embarerest
ai fouted u sed yesserdai u wuz feeling lousy, nao ai hazza wunder whu dat it wuz.
wuz red aifinkso
Iz otay, TJM!! Akshully, ai hadz uh pyooter birus yesserdai, soe wuz nawt in cheezland foar lawng, an spentt teh hole dai onna fone wif HP. Soe pyooter an mee am feelling bedderer!!
bezt wishiz – wee alwaiz haz a welcum!
cowvurt opurrashinz – ai haz them
Himz duz habs uh spresshun lyke himz spying awn sumbunny. Prolly finks wee cannut seez himz, aifinkso!!
Just too moar stepz adn teh goggie iz hedbatted tu teh moonz…hehehe
teh namez Bonk, Hed Bonk, agint dubble-O elebenty.
Ooooh, seekrit agint kitteh!! Du yu spoze himz werkin foar Rusha oar teh Yoonited Staytes??
cant tel yu or wud nawt b secrit agint
wud be obveeus agint
it’s a pillow
it’s a pet
it’s a pillow pet!
Wot beez dat in teh uppur rite kornur ob teh pikshur? A sekkund spy oar teh intendedd bictum purrhaps?
Aifink dat’s a toi kitteh
Ai fought it wuz uh Santa hed at nawt sekkund, but (!) awn cloeser inspek…..incep…..wen ai tuuk uh bedderer luuk, aifink mebbe iz juss uh kitteh toi.
Venus Flytraps got their name from their resemblance to female genatalia–therefore named after the beautiful Venus.
Soopah Doopah Syzdz
Tawko habz surrpryze filleeng:
‘Speelunkurr Kitteh’!
Speelunkurr Kitteh
lykez hurz noo Soopreem Tawko
‘cuz it’z nyss andz snugg!!!
Speelunkurr Kitteh
habz t3h cawnfidenss 2 tryz
owt Prittee Wun’z Bed!!!
Jack.
Daylyte awlreddyz?
Dis nawt a beri beeg cayv.
Gud nappy-playse tho.
Lubz dem greenee-bloo aiz!!! Swoon!
*shoves teh swooning cowch undur MJ. Cawls fur teh YNGs wiff teh ostich fedder fanz *
Hey YNGs get ober heer!! Teh Cween haz swooned!!!
Eggzackly how mani uf dem YNGs iz the Cween requiring? Too mani iz as danjuris as nawt enuff!
Dat lukz moar lyke kitteh norimaki dan purrito to meez!