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Parrut masterz use uv simplol toolz – liek bakskritcher!
Kayrful der, mistur parrut mastur, nawt tu poakify ur iye owts.
Congrats, rae… u has a solo awn dis laytur-den-yoozhyooul bideo!
Parrut must hab alsew discubered hao tew mess wiv spaes-tiem continumumumum. . .or at leest lol tiemz.
Ai can has poytee end tuu?
I can’t has q-tip?
Tuu soff fur skritchin.
Iz ufny cos ai just skritched mai bak wiv a bakskritcher – ai em noe smarter than this burd! (Noe offens tew yew, Burdee!)
Negst iz fulcrum and pulleez, and maebee weels!
Lessee, a littlol levur wiff a fulkrum attachifyd tu a stwing (stwing?!) dat goez fru a pulleh dat attachifyz tu teh latch ob mai cayj…
Soz ai can gets owt!
Or just haz hyooman dew it – dat iz wot they are there fore.
Ai keeps tellin hims, let meh owts! let meh owts!
Him juss fillz up teh fud bowl adn chanjify teh waddurz.
Stoopy hyoomin. *finks abowt leberz adn pullehz*
Congratz, rae! You can has leverage! *Weels ouwt tray of shrimps an sordid seafood noms*
Hao nies uv yew, pjp!
*Drinkz yummee shrimp saus*
*Feelz a littlol woozeeeee*
*tayks a shwimp*
Mmmm, ai lubs deez!
*luuks foar sawse*
*seez rae luukin kinda greeen*
Nebbur mynd. Is beddy-by tyme ennywayz.
*noms nekkid shwimp. den anubber*
Gnyte awl!
Fried shrimp heads make the perfect noms…
Iz bizzee nite awn mai deck – had babee rakoon, den babee skunk, den deer eeting owt uv burd (nawt parrot!) feeder and luking at me!
Mai kitteh gurl gaev up awn awl teh wildlief an went tew sleep. . .
Ahhh, it’s gud to b a house kitteh. Schmoos! Gud nite! Zzzzz….
Nitee nite, pjp!
just briliant!
meestur pawrot knuse haow tow yoos seempul tuwls
burdiez bees smart butt (!) soemtymez tew smart. Ai hadz wun dat, wen she wuz mad at me (fur bed-tyme or sumfing stupy) she wud open hers cayge ADN all da udder burdies caygez, sew dey woud all be outz adn chewin wen ai gots back…
If you don’t pet me, I’ll do it myself!
I for one welcome our new parrot overlords !
Lol, I welcome them too, if they all are as smart as this bird, we are in for better times ^ _ ^
Does this count as using tools? If so, birdy is very smart!! I like how he gets mad at the feather when he scratches too hard.. lol
Jack looks like a nice Eclectus. You can’t scratch behind an Eclectus’ ear for them, they don’t like it. It has something to do with the different feathers they have on their heads.
Parrots are very intelligent birds! In fact, “bird brain” should be regarded as a compliment rather than an insult.
Awesome, he even rootles it around in his ear!!! mmmm, birdie ear wax ;P
OMG, parrots use tool, we’re doomed!
AHH!!! First they talk, now they use tools, what’s next! WHAT’S NEXT!
THE PARROTOCOLYPSE IS UPON US!!
I’d be more impressed if he dipped the feather in an ink-well and began scribbling about existentialism.
Its a Galvao Bird.
Cala a boca Galvao
actually, it isn’t a galvao. that is a Double Yellow Headed Amazon. they are endangered.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://pretty-parrots.com/images/Double%2520yellow.jpg&imgrefurl=http://pretty-parrots.com/ouraviary.html&usg=__BzswJN5z3NOJ7In4dY4Wm0RPM2I=&h=600&w=415&sz=203&hl=en&start=1&itbs=1&tbnid=rS6dEpHK5DtEzM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=93&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dyellow-headed%2Btropical%2Bforest%2Bparrot%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1
My Conure does this as well. Its great fun to watch the things they use to get that scratching in.
Fun to watch and educational, too.
Shadow-Kitty sez: Ai doan needz 2 uze feddur cawz ai haz mai hoomunz 2 doo teh skritchin; AND ai haz udder use 4 teh feddurs!
if retards knew how to type or use computers, this is exactly what i would expect from them.
In Spanish, bobo means stupid. Seriously.
this is particularly impressive because literally every parrot in the world does this with one tool or another.
i believe that that type of parrot is endangered. oh, and bobo, you can just shove it up your you know what, as soon as you get your head out of it, of course.
hey anthropologists and psychologists-
more proof humans are superior because we use tools!
My Lilac Crowned Amazon does this too. I’ve only seen him use a feather once or twice. His scratcher-of-choice is the crescent shaped food pellets. He will hold it in his foot and scratch his head. He goes into a trance. It’s hilarious.
my parrot does this too but very rarely
who needs opposable thumbs anyway?
Scratching his head is what this bird’s mate should be doing, but sadly it looks like this is another parrot kept alone.
Oh get over yourself, ass. This is obviously a very well cared for parrot. If you really DID own parrots, you would know that parrots kept in one-bird households can be VERY happy when well cared for (as this one obviously is) and that they bond more strongly with their human when alone, making them better pets, and more likely to be lovingly spoiled by their human. You’re just a jerk.
My life will be complete if I hear him say “Polly’s got a b**** of an itch! RWAAAAK”
Smart birdeh!
mmmmm….wut a gud back scrathjer… any onez needz it?
mmm sure? how to werk it tho iz teh qwestun
I look just like that when I’m using a Q-Tip.