Well, I waked up this morning *da DAOW da daow*
My fur was lookin’ real fine *da DAOW da daow*
Then I went to teh groomer *da DAOW da daow*
Who overstepped a line *da DAOW da daow*
Instead of a lite trim *da DAOW da daow*
I got a way-too-close shave *da DAOW da daow*
They say I look smooth *da DAOW da daow*
But in their blood they’re gonna bathe *da DAOW da daow*
‘cuz I ain’t takin this cut lyin’ down
U know that’s rite
Well, on the day I was shorn *da DAOW da daow*
Teh groomers all gathered ’round *da DAOW da daow*
They stared in wide wonder *da DAOW da daow*
‘Til their faces I did pound *da DAOW da daow*
The hed groomer spoke up *da DAOW da daow*
Sed ‘leeb dis wun aloan’ *da DAOW da daow*
Seh culd tell rite awai *da DAOW da daow*
Dat Ai’s slyce tu da boan *da DAOW da daow*
Revenge on my mind *da DAOW da daow*
Groomer’s doom is at hand *da DAOW da daow*
His friends will all call him *da DAOW da daow*
‘That once handsome man’ *da DAOW da daow*
Can’t teach old dogs new tricks *da DAOW da daow*
But he’d better be hopin’ *da DAOW da daow*
He can learn to sleep *da DAOW da daow*
And keep one eye open *da DAOW da daow*
Is easy. U just put ur lips together and blow.
No, wait. I telled it rong.
U gets a block of granite and chip away anything that not looks like a elolphant.
*nods*
yesh, ai wonna tutch hym.
hai das a sowng:
*kitty on mai fuut an ai wonna tutch him*
*kitty on mai fuut an ai wonna tutch him*
*kitty on mai fuut an ai wonna tutch him*
*kitty on mai fuut an ai wonna tutch him*
Was in a good mood until I saw this. Please tell me this was done for medical reasons and not in the name of ‘grooming’. If it is the latter it is plain cruel.
Tehre rly wus caek in teh braek rume, tudai; Ai had som leftover form a meetin so Ai gaev it awai – it’s in a betterer plaice nao, Ai finkso *solem nod*
This is cruel. Our pets are with us to be loved and cherished. Everything we do for them must be in their best interests. To all those of you who find this funny (including the moderators for accepting this) shame on you all. I feel sorry for your pets. I would not like to be your cat.
it is not cruel. My senior cat can no longer care for his long fur like he used to. My daily brushing is a poor substitute and hi fur gets matted. I have him groomed ans haved because mats become tight and painful. My cat is fine, this cat in the photo is fine.
and I wouldn’t want you to be my cat, blaarrrrgh
NEDM more cruelty to animals by trolls. ICanhascheezeburger should learn where to draw the line. Whoever chooses the photos should be sacked and whoever posted it shot.
Lionelcat the point of my post is if you do this in the cats’ best interest then it would be condonable (as you did with yours), if you shave a cat because you think it looks funny then it is cruel. Would you agree?
Shaving long haired cats with trouble grooming themselves and a fear of brushing is NOT cruel. It saves them from mats that painfully pull at their skin. Please do your research before you accuse another pet lover of cruelty!
Not sure how this got on here, but I’m almost positive this is my mother’s cat. The cat is shaved about 2 times a year because of serious issues with mats in her fur, hairball issues, and issues with cleanliness at the rear if you get my drift. The shaving is done by a vet, and is in no way cruel. Persians have been bred by humans for abnormal traits (long fur, pushed in noses) that can cause serious problems if not addressed by their human caretakers. Yes, show cats are groomed several times a day by their owners and when this is done there isn’t a need to shave. This cat is not a show cat and was taken in as a stray in poor condition, much of it due to the problems the long fur caused when unattended.
U hab a lawng wate!
Lion cut kitteh is not lyin’.
Cheeses twict, itza lion cut kitteh! Get in teh pompadoor!
Surves u rite hoomin! STN!!
**wispurrs** plz tu eggs plane STN? ai luuked onna teh cryer anna kant finez nefing.
soh der nyaah!
Yep, itz Sew There Naow! er Sew There, Nyah! dependin awn haow chyldish ur feline at teh momint!
ai tryz tu bi az chyldish az pawziblol at awl tymz. Nanee nanee nanee goat!
neenur neenur neeeeenur!
ai no yu ar butt(!) wut m ai?
Kindle kitteh knot kidding!
Jebus, it’s a lion cut! Get in teh curlers!
*snert* GMTA, sorta! ^
Well, I waked up this morning *da DAOW da daow*
My fur was lookin’ real fine *da DAOW da daow*
Then I went to teh groomer *da DAOW da daow*
Who overstepped a line *da DAOW da daow*
Instead of a lite trim *da DAOW da daow*
I got a way-too-close shave *da DAOW da daow*
They say I look smooth *da DAOW da daow*
But in their blood they’re gonna bathe *da DAOW da daow*
‘cuz I ain’t takin this cut lyin’ down
U know that’s rite
Well, on the day I was shorn *da DAOW da daow*
Teh groomers all gathered ’round *da DAOW da daow*
They stared in wide wonder *da DAOW da daow*
‘Til their faces I did pound *da DAOW da daow*
awsum!
The hed groomer spoke up *da DAOW da daow*
Sed ‘leeb dis wun aloan’ *da DAOW da daow*
Seh culd tell rite awai *da DAOW da daow*
Dat Ai’s slyce tu da boan *da DAOW da daow*
Slyce tuu da boan
S-s-s-lyce….
Jorj (Jorj & little Jorj?) Thorogood FTW!
Revenge on my mind *da DAOW da daow*
Groomer’s doom is at hand *da DAOW da daow*
His friends will all call him *da DAOW da daow*
‘That once handsome man’ *da DAOW da daow*
Can’t teach old dogs new tricks *da DAOW da daow*
But he’d better be hopin’ *da DAOW da daow*
He can learn to sleep *da DAOW da daow*
And keep one eye open *da DAOW da daow*
I’ll git my revenge…you know thats rite!
(key change-chorus)
cuz I’mma Bad Kat
You know it’s true
when Ai uze mai poynty enz
you’ll get the Russian Blues
woooot!
ohh my – dat maeks deh kitteh so embarassed. owner shudda done better grooming afinkso.
Nao get meh a sweddur… an sum noms. TEH GUD WUNZ!
yah, u owe kitteh big tyme!
And get Fronk!
Can Fronk make lion-cut kitteh look faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-bulous?
Fronk can maek eeneewun luk Fab. Yu. Luss!!
hao yu snap ur pawz lyke taht, Ambercat?
Is easy. U just put ur lips together and blow.
No, wait. I telled it rong.
U gets a block of granite and chip away anything that not looks like a elolphant.
*nods*
Ai thort yu clik yur heels tugevver free tyms an sez “AI du bleev in fayrees!”
oar yu cud giv meh a cheezbuger and we’ll call it even.
it taek mor dan wun cheezburger aifinkso, maibeez wun a dai furr life?
Iz nawt book! Iz iPad. Books nawt hav dock an hedfone ports.
That’s not a book, it’s an iPad. That cat’s serious.
Teh iPad is serious business.
Loveli velvet kitteh! Wiff mink at teh kuffs adn koller. Lookin smoove.
yesh, ai wonna tutch hym.
hai das a sowng:
*kitty on mai fuut an ai wonna tutch him*
*kitty on mai fuut an ai wonna tutch him*
*kitty on mai fuut an ai wonna tutch him*
*kitty on mai fuut an ai wonna tutch him*
aifinkso dat kitteh iz purrparrin tu shewt lazur beemz at himz hoomin furr retr… retrib… paibak.
Oar mebbe is bytin tung so hims donut admit is mush mor cumfy table lyk tihs, in teh summertym! Wish Ai cudd get rid ob mai “floof” taht eezee!
Was in a good mood until I saw this. Please tell me this was done for medical reasons and not in the name of ‘grooming’. If it is the latter it is plain cruel.
Looks like a rittle of boof.
Caek, enneewun?
yeff plz AC aifinkso dat wud beez teh bestest furr mii rite nao.
Tehre rly wus caek in teh braek rume, tudai; Ai had som leftover form a meetin so Ai gaev it awai – it’s in a betterer plaice nao, Ai finkso *solem nod*
Aifinkso ai gotz ur caek, akkordink tu teh batruum skale dis moaning
**snert** fankies TTC ai kneeded dat!!
yeah, that’s so cruel to give them haircuts…long-haired cats should be made to suffer 100 degree weather just like the rest of us.
U gud mood is sew ezly roo-inned. Dat is sew sad. Hope u sees nuffin’ else sew terriblews today.
IZ WURS! Iz sitting on AI-pad! That is 1 crool kitteh!
I don’t think that’s a book. It looks more like an e-reader or an ipad. or a netbook
Actually, that’s an iPad
I think that with 20 people mentioning it in the comments above everybody notice that already.
Actually, just 5 people commented about that.
Don’t luk at me! Iz nekkid!
*cubbers ays wif pause, den takes a peek* EEEEEPPP!
Ai can has a blu?
yur iPAD – ay’ll jus bee uzin it az a heetur tyl mai hare groze bak yn a feu momths, fanks.
Ai’m sittin’ on ur elektronix, traiyin’ tew keep mai butt(!) warm….
……’cawz U SHAVD IT!!!!!!1!!1!!!
This is cruel. Our pets are with us to be loved and cherished. Everything we do for them must be in their best interests. To all those of you who find this funny (including the moderators for accepting this) shame on you all. I feel sorry for your pets. I would not like to be your cat.
it is not cruel. My senior cat can no longer care for his long fur like he used to. My daily brushing is a poor substitute and hi fur gets matted. I have him groomed ans haved because mats become tight and painful. My cat is fine, this cat in the photo is fine.
and I wouldn’t want you to be my cat, blaarrrrgh
home is where teh cat is
doan maik meh shoot yu with my layzur beems ayz!
Deer Gods… thats the BASEMENT CAT BENT ON REVENGE!!!
Most ebil thing I’ve ever seen… sheesh
NEDM more cruelty to animals by trolls. ICanhascheezeburger should learn where to draw the line. Whoever chooses the photos should be sacked and whoever posted it shot.
Lionelcat the point of my post is if you do this in the cats’ best interest then it would be condonable (as you did with yours), if you shave a cat because you think it looks funny then it is cruel. Would you agree?
I 100% agree with you.
For 5 bucks and a baggy of catnip, I bet that cat would let you shave the rest of him.
Shaving long haired cats with trouble grooming themselves and a fear of brushing is NOT cruel. It saves them from mats that painfully pull at their skin. Please do your research before you accuse another pet lover of cruelty!
THAT POOR CAT!!
This reminds me of a cat I used to know, called Jinx. I swear he hated me and made everything go wrong when I was anywhere near him.
Dis be aminal krewlty.
What in the heck? The owner needs to go to jail.
Srsly???? to jail???? For a haircut????
You needs to go to get a life…………
That is one fugly ass cat.
Not sure how this got on here, but I’m almost positive this is my mother’s cat. The cat is shaved about 2 times a year because of serious issues with mats in her fur, hairball issues, and issues with cleanliness at the rear if you get my drift. The shaving is done by a vet, and is in no way cruel. Persians have been bred by humans for abnormal traits (long fur, pushed in noses) that can cause serious problems if not addressed by their human caretakers. Yes, show cats are groomed several times a day by their owners and when this is done there isn’t a need to shave. This cat is not a show cat and was taken in as a stray in poor condition, much of it due to the problems the long fur caused when unattended.
looks like their books never gunna come bak cuz the cat is gon mess up their grade cuz the cat jus downrite hates em
nize hair cutz