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Bustopher Jones? Iz dat u?
hoos bustopher?
an congaratz to nightshadye an carosue 4 da tai.
Wii can haz milk shaykes adn baykun cheezburgerz for treets.
* getz owt teh cheezburger masheen adn startz it up. *
hoo sed baykun?
ail b gud 4ebber iffin ai kan hab sum baycun, crispy knot mushi.
pleeze.
U wantz baycunz, letiss, adn mater sammich, howld teh lettiss adn materz?
purrfict.
Me too, an hold teh bred also, plskthx
So you juss wants bacon an mayo?
holz teh mayo. jus giv me teh bakon!! (awn a cheezburgr)
yes and fries
Ooooh – dat sownds nommy!
Ai kin haz vanilla shaek, plz? *drool*
Yass, Ai eben letz u haz a catnipz leef foar garnish
milkshaykz? yay!
*drinkz*
congaratz – keepeng wif teh mushtash feme, ai brot milk adn cuukees – moatmeel razyn, chokolit chyp, adn snikurdewdol.
tu sloe – jus in tyme fer dizzurt!
♫ Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones
In fact, he’s remarkably fat
He doesn’t haunt pubs – he has eight or nine clubs
For he’s the St. James’s Street Cat!
He’s the cat we all greet as he walks down the street
In his coat of fastidious black
No commonplace mousers have such well-cut trousers
Or such an impeccable back
In the whole of St. James’s the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummel of cats
And we’re all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats
In the whole of St. James’s the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummel of cats
And we’re all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats ♫
It’s from T.S. Eliot’s Book of Practical Cats, and from the CATS musical.
ai likez berri much. maib ail finded da poemz an reed dem. fankz 4 bettorin mi intellict.
U haz buddurz awn ur intelickt!?
shur due!
buttur? iz shur gud awn bred!
das hao yu git teh buddurz awf. U intelick it awf!
…….
*shaekz hed*
okaiz, badd thotz goneded….
wut abowt cheez awn a cheezburger?
silleh, yu delycatlee noms it uv corse!
wut iff dere’z baycon? wudd yoo nom itt az delekatelee?
yu cud tri, butt(!) yu wud bee unsuksessful. baycon haz tu maek a mess. deres sum kynd ov roole or sumfing.
nawt nessisarilee…ai haddeded wun bakk inn New Bern, NC abowt 5 dayz agoez…haddeded teh baycon awn teh burgur, adn teh cheez wuz awn tawp ob teh baycon, howldink itt inn playse! itt wuz fullz ob win, brilliantt, adn yummehnesseseses…
mmmm….
Ai liek tu maek mai cheezburgerz wif teh cheez insied teh burger. It nawt drips so mush. But U gotta let teh burgur cool oar teh hawt cheez will stikkify adn burn ur tung
…hao duz yoo gett teh cheez /insaed/ teh burger?
You take the cheese and put it on top of one thin patty. you take a second patty and place it over the cheese, then you crimp the edges together to form one patty.
ohz…iz moar dan wun patteh…
Or, you make da pattehs by hand, poke a whole in da middlol, and put cheeze in. Den surrownd da cheez wiff da meet, smoosh, and grill.
purrsonlolee, ai liek Skimbleshanks bettur…
My orange tabby is named Skimbleshanks (though we call him “Skimble”).
iffn ai haddeded a kitteh, ai probablee wudd naem himz/hurz dat az wellz, unnless dere’s a moar fitting naem…
awltho, ai wudd awlsew hab tew hab anuthurr naem fur teh kitteh…yoo knoez, a sensiblol, ebbureedae naem?
….butt (!) den, ai wudd hab tew gett teh kitteh tew allow meh tew cawl him/hur bai hizz/hur naem…yoo knoez, liek itt sez inn teh myoosiclol?
Thank you! I’m going to re-read that. I haven’t thought of that book in ages!
*frum da huge play “Cats” – himz wundermus cat*
WIN!!!!
Awltho….ai’z nawt sew shur abowt itt…teh kitteh seemz nawt tew bii….floofeh enuff tew biiz Bustopher…
Catzmewsicoljoy!
ai nawt unnserstand wai ai nawt hab it
ai luv teh kittehs…
ai lub teh mewsicolz…
butt(!) ai not get Catzmewsicoljoy wen ai si Catz
iz a puzzolmint
mebbe ai shud sea teh doktur
wayt…wut?
Catz mewsicol joy – ai nawt haz it adn dunno wai
mebbe sumfyng iz rong wiv mi
ai meen ebreebuddy lubs Catz – ryte?
nawt ebbureebudee lykz itt… (butt ai duz!)
…noarmlolee, ai’dd askk wai yoo nawt lyk itt, butt (!), itt wudd probablee nawt du mucch gud tew ask…
tahts teh weerd theeng – thayres nawt ennee reesun ai kan fink ov. mebbee coz itz hoomins adn nawt kittehs, butt(!) tahts jus silleh – dawnt yu fink?
yesh yu du!
Gawt milk?
noh, butt(!) aifinkso yu myte.
*sooreptishusly wypz uppur lyp*
Wuz nawt Ur creems wuz mai creems….BRRRP!!
Kid: We wuz spoosed tu hab half eech!
.
Kitteh: Yesh, but myne was teh bottom half.
want milk
Ohai!!!!!!
Ohio!!
DADDEH!
aiz got a berri hansum and debinaire ezprezzchion.
ai jus hope itz a boicat
y wud u boycott? iz wii inna union.
werkerz ob da werld unight.. wii gotz nuffin 2 loose butt hour cheezeburgrs.
oh, rite. nebbermined nomnomnomnom…
It looks like Hercule Poirot, the detective created by Agatha Christie.
That’s exactly what I thought – in negative image. You can see the little grey cells working.
Iz Sean Konnery Kitteh!
Oh yash, tuxie kitteh wif Shawn Konneree acksent! *swoon*
*appeerz adn katchez 4.5K*
smoov, DK
m(_ _)m
^iz suppozed tew bii sumbuddee bowing….
heh….
*bowz slitelee* ai duz wut ai canz…
Mai heeroh!
’twas nuffink, maddam…
its Mistur Preenguls kitteh!
FTW!!!
is yoo shur iz nawt ay mlik moostash?
Gotz Milk?
Hercule Poirot kitteh haz more little gray cells dan u
Ai’m tew shexi fur mai cat, tew shexi fur mai cat, pore pussi, pore pussicat!
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Enjoi teh eerwurm!
*runsawaiwifasnikkur*
Sir Kittehsburg is really pleased with your visit, He would be enchanted if you join him in the main salon for some tuna sir.
I’d be delighted!
o, yoo duz have a shexi mustash, but myn iz shexier.
…maybee dat’s wai boyz dun lyk meh.
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?!?
Shexi mustashh – I’d kiss’ im.
mee tooooo. lookzez sawft!
Yesh! Yesh, yu dooo!
Butt(!) i dusn usuoolee kiss mustashhessess!
ai haz a feeleeng u mai haz un eggsepshin in diz caes.
Yesss! Vewhi vewhi shexi ‘tache!!! I laikiy!!!
good~!
ai cannawt bleev no one has menshuned Hercule Poirot! dat muztache is definitly soot him vry wel!
If you read the previous comments you’ll see that someone has, ME!
Oh how wunnerful! ai musta missdit.
Et moi aussi!
testin
ohai, iz yu havin prolms africat?
Noo, jus seein ifn im bloo an mai bebbeh shows up as my abbatart. an Yay! It wurks!!!
ratzinfratzinfardlinbardlinhocuspocusjiggerypokery
He looks like Jamie from Mythbusters!
Hercule Poirot kitteh. grey cells but no grey hairs.
got milk?
Dat mustashh looks liek meh cat’s mustashh!