
I told you we were driving toward a giant cat, but would you listen? Nooo! Always gotta do things your way… {sigh}
iz been liek dis da whole trip
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butt butt ai’ve gots teh GPS. nevur hafta aks direcktshuns agin!
“taek a leff at teh laurj blak an wyte kitteh”. Yesh – taht sowndz abowt ryte.
Oh, yoo kant mizz et. Jus maek a rite att teh tracktur, goe pazt teh bigg fiild wif awl teh kowz inn et, an et wull bee awn teh leff bowt elebinteh myles doun.
wontz ai wuz ewezin teh GPS awn a biznizz tryp adn teh GPS ladee sed “tern leff” adn wen shee sayd it ai ternd leff…
…eksept wuz redd lyte at teh tyme.
juss cuz sumwun tels yoo tu dryv offa bridj duzzent meen yoo has tu.
yesh, momma kat towld mee taht meny tymes. ai gess mai mynd wuz juzt taykin a messij.
(whispurrs) umm, scues mii, butt(!) …ummm…when did da corm in dis field turn ..PINK!!??
I told you nawt to try da mushrooms.
Tri teh bloo wunz neggst tyme. U nawt see teh pink stuffs den!!
**now haz dat “Wyte Rabbit” song by teh Jefurson Ayreplane in hur hed**
*wun pil maeks u larjur*
*aaaaadn wun pil maeks u smowl*
“Go axk Allis
Wen hurz elebenty feet tawl…”
Duz YOO need doze, pj?
Ifn so, den I gots to reconfigger my imidj of yoo.
I thotso dey lastid twelb howers – 6 inna moarnin to 6 at nite.
**holds hed wif a confyooshun**
Yesh, iv yu habs tu mutch vowtings fur too lawng, u hafta go tu teh dokterz offis adn hym tayks teh aere owr ov yur tyrz sew tu speekz.
Kinda gibs all noo meenin to “stuffin teh ballot bocks’, huh?
illegull elekshinz!
izzat yur ballot boks or ar yu jus happeh tu sea mee?
skuze meh, butt(!) ur chad iz dangleeng.
@@@@@!!!!
teh chad had bettur nawt bee danglolling iffen hims tewk teh bloo pil.
unlez itz cownturfyt
didja c Betty White whyl yoo wuz der?
ht tp://roflrazzi.com/2010/07/08/funny-celebrity-photos-betty-white-calendar/#comments
Red, U haz a messij. OOPs ai awlmoast rote massij. LOL
U can haz wun layter maybe.
Oh, dats awful!
I cud yooze a gud massadj. I nawt been feline so grate latelee an Dr TinyCat nawt kno wuts rong wif me yet.
**SIGH** Iz gonna be a lawwwwnnnng Summur, I finkso.
Ai lubs dat song! Lawng tyme now heer!!
btw- concatulashuns Keshet awn yur solo nawt-sekond topper! i b dancin fur yu!
fankies sparkysmom!
Iz teh stromberri field nawt teh corm field sillee!! Wii can haz stromberriz adn shampurz oar creems.
stromberree feeld fur evur!
♩ ♫ Let me take you down cus I’m goingt oo Strawberri field….Nawfing is reel…
Um…strawberri-flayvurred eerwurm, aneewun?
cheezes, its a GIANT lyon!
get outa teh car!
Hao am ai gunna eksplayn dis paw maurk awn mai huud tew teh inshurrenze ajustur?
*sigh* before we took Cannoli in, he lived in teh garage at teh old apartment. in teh rainee/cold season, he would sleep on the hood of mai car cuz it was warm. I’m glad I have him in teh house, but I miss muddy kitteh prints on my car!
nawt ebreewun lykz teh paw prince awn thair huudz – kan ewe beeleev taht?
A car wifowt pawprints iz liek a meal wifowt cathair- incompleet!
oar ahn owtfit wivowt floof!
An owtfit wiffowt floof?
**wonnerz wut dat luuks lyk**
ai has serunlee nevur sawr wun mayz elf.
I nawt finkso I evur wared wun.
Dat maed meh roffle! Sowndz furrmillyur thoe. Adn ai jus roffled agen cuz ai lukked at teh banur add at bottim uv paej an iz abowt a “self-fushing” (typo intentional) kittehbocks. Roffles awl arownd!
A lil tabby comes runnin frew flinging ice shabins ebery where’s. Eet is the sew hawt, hawt, hawt! Wuz the 104 F in SC tewday. I mite hafta. *shudder* akidenly let mama spreys me wib the waterhose. Oh the huge manatee!!!!
Am commentin on phone sew not a lot of wurds. Butt (!) Ohai tew alla wunerful cheeze peeps. Schmooooo
” you’re travelling through another dimension
a dimension beyond that of imagination
which we know as the Kitteh Zone”
(apologies and all l admiration to Rod Serling, r.i.p.)
*sings*
Du du DU du….du du DU du!
(sowree…ai’z culdnt halp maiself)
Duz u needz halp??
♫♪ Halp! I needz sumbuddy!!!
♫♪ halp! Not just anybuddy!!
♫♪ Halp! U noez I need sumwun. Halp!!!
It’s almost enough to drive you to drink.
My lolspeak is rusty, pleez to forgive. Thank you all for your kind thoughts and words about my Bubby. He had malignant cancer and we had to help him across the Rainbow Bridge this morning. {{{{Cheezpeeps}}}} Thank you.
Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. {{{{Kerrykatz4}}}}
Hi KK4 – I don’t think that we have met, but I wanted to share my condolences about Bubby. I just recently lost a kitty to cancer as well. It’s so difficult to watch them suffer and so hard to let them go. It is not an easy place to be. I wish you comfort and healing.
{{{{{{{{{{KK4}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{ Kerrykatz4 }}} I am sorry, it is sad and hard, I feel for you.
You have my deepest sympathies. {{{kk4}}}
Ohai, Kk4. ai yam so sorry that yoo lost yore deer Bubby cat. ai hassa sad for U/ {{{Kk4}}}, and am sinding U beems!
{{{kk4}}}
My hart iz borked for yoo.
Oh, rhsb, my heart is borked too. We had Bubby for 10 years, and his little paw prints are on our hearts forever.
10 yeerz knot neerli enof.
butt den 10 yeerz iz alsew a gift 2 hab lubbed a kitteh like buddy.
{{{kk4}}}
Thank you, noodle. Bubby kinda came wif the house, he was an old, crabby stray tomcat. We fed him for a few years then he took off. Roy found him blind and sick after a month. He was a stray in the streets of San Diego for so long. Roy, my husband, a big burly roofer came to me in tears saying we had to help Bubby. It’s a long story, but Bubby had feline HIV, so his immune system was so low that when he got mange, his eyes were swollen shut, his little ears were just crusted brown with it, he would have died. We managed to get him treated, neutered, and all of his shots. Once that was finally over, he was just the best little boy. My husband Roy doted on him. It was so hard to watch my big roofer husband break down and cry …a double hard thing. I can rest in that Bubby had a good 7 years of Fancy Feast twice a day, a warm and safe place to sleep….still a heartbreaker.
When people have AIDS, they get all kinds of weird cancers that they can’t fight….I think it has to be the same for the little kittehs….so sad. They need compassion too.
{{{{{kk4 an roy an bubby}}}}} i am sorry yoo haz lost yor sweet boi. yoo gibbed him a gud home an plenty ob fuds an luvs for 7 yeers, an i’m shur gibbed him much more life tahn him wuld hab had ovverwise. i hopw teh sadness will fade a little an yoo will hab teh good memories to hold on to.
Hyacinth Bucket: “Mind the paw!”
Richard Bucket: “Minding the paw.”
That’s boo-kay, not buck-it. Boo-kay!