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oh noez!!
Waddowedowaddowedo?!?!?!?
qwik! Runz round in curkels an screem!!!!
Conga ratz awn teh nawk-sekkund! What drinkzez and danses shal we du?
“Ebbry buddiez wurkin’ foar teh weekweekweekend…” *dansdansdans*
Gotcha covered, DamianaGMD. Here’s Loverboy with “Workin’ For The Weekend”
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund!
fankies, izza mai bery nawt sekund nawt sekund! ai hazza happee. speeking ob happee….crown royal NEwun?
Speshul congrats awn ur nawt sekund nawt sekund! An it iz a solow 2!!!
oooooo……, dat b berry berry speshul!!!!! Woot fur TJsMommy!!
*bangzez on rat howse*
K’mon owt here, ratz!!! dere b dansifying tu du fur TJsMommy!!!
Eddie, hoo tawt u how tu dress?? ur buttins am kattywampuss!!!
Betty, ur hat am on bakkerdz!!
Sophy, ur shooz don’t matchifying. Red oar orange, it duzn’t matter, but they shud bof b deh same kuller, Ok??
*shuffling and bustling ensuez*
Ok, ebery buddy reddy?
And a-wun adn a-tu,
Conga, conga, conga!
Dansy tu deh left!
Conga, conga, conga!
Twurly tu deh rite!
And spin, and Lift, and kik and hop adn glide!!
Conga, conga, conga!
Shaky, shaky, shimmy, shimmy!!
Conga, conga, conga!
Conga, conga, conga!
JAZZ HANDZ!!!!
***clappity-clappity*** dat wuz aawwsum!! fankies mai cween, ai feelz speshal.
{{{{{TJsMommy}}}}}}
Getting ur berry nawt-sekkond nawt-sekkond am berry speshul indeed!!! It am sumfing u will member fur a long long time!!
Wowzers! And comgrabyurelayshunz awn yur beriberi nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund! Taht am speshul!!
Congaratz 4 nawt 2nd btw!
fankies ebrywun!! dis hab bin a graet dai fur mii inna cheezland. akshulee ebrydai izza graet dai inna cheezland tho huh?
Eben BC neez hiz Caturdais!!
Ewpz, s/b “needz”.
conga ratz TJM! ewe iz teh nawt sekkund!
ai haz icez creemz fur TJM adn awl hur frenz – comadngeddit!
oooooo icee kreem! yummee fankies.
Yeah fur TJM!!! Oooh, icez creemz an crown royal
Humph.
ai hazza peetsa, taht mite goe nyclee inbetween teh crown royal an teh ise kreem. Aneewun lyke a slyce?
aifinkso dat it wud beez bedder iffn ai eeted teh icee kreem nawt sekund, den haz sum crown. ai donut fink it wud bee guud tu mix dem tewgever. eewww!!
Onoes! Kitteh can’t berieve it!
Ohmaiwurd! Nexx thing yoo will be sayin iz dat dere is twu Mundanes.
OMCC! Ai lukked at mai calendar an dere r 2 mundaiz!
sai itizzint sew!
Aaaahhhh!!!! Pee inna flannik!!!
**runzwifakwiknezzunnertehbed**
Hear luk.
*Pullz owt calendar*
C luk. Sundai, Mundai, Mundai, 2sdai, wensdai, thursdai, friedai. No saterdai! No Caturday!
*faynts*
Dats it. I are ded.
lemme cee dat fingie!
*grrrabz calendur*
*shredz calendur wif clawz ov awzumnez*
Meh I no need calendar anywai. I no wat dai it iz.
Err… wat dai iz it again?
oh noez!!1! ai noo tym trabel wud mess stuff up!
kwick!! we goez bak an stops it!!!
Oh noez…..I wants to snorglol dat belleh an hedbonk him an luvs on him an oh doez teeny tinee toe pads! HALP! Cawl nien elebenty!!!! Ware be mai CHRG???
Kwik Mitts! Put awn dis 50′s style bavin kap!Doan look at teh jellehbeen toes!
Fanks bluesfan!
*tries on bavin kap*
Hao duz I luk?
*pranse pranse pranse*
hmmmm…… ifinso it needz sumfing…….
I noez!!!
*grabz dukky taype*
*rapz Mittz sea cure lee.*
rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!!
There, u b safe now!
Mmmflpth hrmphtl mphmmm!
*gets sizzers an caerfullee cuts breevin hoels fur Mitts*
*snip, snip, snip*
breav mitts, breav!
Ohai Cweenmj. didju see teh noos frum KK4? Aifinkso teh watchmanz will be buzy tunites yes?
either that or little bc slept through caturday…
U mite noe abowt dat……
= ( -.- ) = zzzz
but not burfdays!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Tofu, Froggyfrogerson, Mustang009, brymayasi, nennepus an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery shortcaeks wif fresh stwarberreez an wippykreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif Li’l Chef majiklol cooking sets (in honor ob nennepus putting togevver a wundermus cookbook to benefit teh bebbeh otters!
), bownsy balls taht glo in teh dark, kandee, an fuzzy bebbeh otter stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Yay! Fank u birfday fairy an happee birfdai wishez tew awl the birfdai peeps!
a goodie bag in my honur!!!
*yoinks a goodie bag and goes to cook annipus’s cake with the majiklol cooking set*
ooh and caeks with strombrees!!! NOM!!
Thanks Burfday fary!!!
Happy Birthday Nenne!!!
Schmooo!!!
happee burfdai nennepus!! ai hoepz all ur wishes comez tru!
Thanks Gammacat and TJsmommy!
Happy burfday nennepus!!!
Happeetayle Burfdae, Nennepuss, adn mennee, mennee moar!
*yoinks an stromberree shoartcaek adn an majiklol cookifying sett*
OOH! – Balloloonses! … *yoinks an buncha balloloons tu poppify wif froschlolee mennykyoorded poyntee enndz* … poppoppoppoppop
Happy, happy birfday,
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Nenne, Nenne, Nennepus!!!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER NENNEPUS ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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ooh songs! thank you!!
I had a lovely day – but no cake or shampers!!!
We’re having a bbq tomorrow though – with two difrunt caeks and lotsa bubbles
TWU CAEKS ???
* PB grabz teh kayak nd heds tu teh ribber *
Donut eet tehm awl at wunss, k :winK: ??
Wutt??? Dey kan du dat??
Ai fink I needz tu kawntakt mah kongresskitteh. Dayr shud b a law ugenst dis!!!
Teh littlol paws!! Teh littlol nose!!!
Squeee!!!
Nooooooo! Dey can’t cancel caturday!!
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Izzit jus dis Caturday datz cancelled, or izzit awl uv dem furebber & ebber?
Kin we mebbe trayd Wenzdayz fur Caturdays? Ai haz neber liekd teh Mundanes, but ai gets ebbree uvver wun off, so ai duzzint wanna get rid uv Mundanes entirely.
This is pure terror through the eyes of a kitteh! lol
Thanks, ICHC for cancelling the distasteful “kitty kills lizard” video you posted earlier today. As other posters noted, it was inappropriate. I’m kind of disappointed that you’ve just sanitized everything without saying “whoops, sorry we’re offensive,” though I guess that might call more attention to the distasteful video than it deserves. But, on the other hand, it would show an acknowledgment of error and commitment to not post similar material again.
Just please don’t cancel Caturday!
Lies! All lies! Caturday cannot be cancelled.
Caturday and lolcats was started by 4chan posters as a way to call a truce between trolling each other during a week of posting. My source: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/caturday
The above post is correct. It is impossible to cancel Caturday, especially when this site is not even the origin or the rightful home to Caturday.
We are anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Wait til you hit middle age and your memory plays up..
* All in fun
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The vetz gonna cutz mi WHATZ off?
I just love reading the hovertexts. “kitten is aghast at cancellation.”LOL. Often times they compliment the caption really well. Oh, and BELLY SNORGLES.
“Oh noes!!! Teh Spanesh Inquizishun!!!”
aww my boy Neko looks so good on the front page of ichcb
iw uuz cnsel caturday i eats juur computi… thingi AND all the cat food ju dond let me et!
ikilju!