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ai helppz.
Congrats, catena – u appeerd at teh fird rifrosh!
thx, anni. mai breffetee, lett mii showe yu eet!
ai halps, den ai eets it awl
Congrats Catena- how bout sum nice cool iced tea wif mint (nawt cat) innit? Iz 103 heer todai- sheesh!
Ebbrything needs watering.
oh mai luvscatsva dat iz tew hawt!!!! itz nawt eben dat hawt hear inna texiz. ai amz sowwry you iz habbin tu deel wif dat!!
Yesh, iz awful. Iz tew hawt to water until after dark- den skeeters eet me up.
{{{luvscatsva}}}
thx, luvs!
iz wae tu hawt hawt hawt awp heer een teh neuwTTI
Kumawndaoun to Flolrida! Iznawt neerlolee soe hawt azz teh norfeest, adn tehre izza lurvlolee breaz!
Mussn’t let it drie owt
get your gardenin prioriteez strate, human
And pik sum for me tew!
Ai haz sum in mai garden- mai kittehs lub when ai pull up de eggstras.
Papaz gawt sum growin inna pawt owt bakk.
He cawt meh chooin awn it a kupplol ob tymz wen dey wuz still littlol seedlings, adn shood meh awayz. But nao dat deyz biggur adn ai only nibblols awn dem (adn rubs may fayse alawng teh edjez) he nawt gets mad. Is irreziss.. iruzibl… ai nawt can leeb it aloan!
Soz it be reddeh for mai blokk parteh.
een teh browneez?
Ai bayks it intu speshul toona-flavurd krucheh-treets. Yummeh!
Teh Catnip….tastes funny.
an why izzit furry?
Dis is a very odd batch says I!
Ai nawt kair bowt ur vegablols er ur flowerz, butt doan let mai katnip dri owt!!
Ai mayk AWL teh flowwerz beeyouteemuss!
…Ohai, mai cheezefrendz! Ai has hadded sutch an bizzee atz teh werkies (sumthymes teh bizzee izz teh gud!) taht ai nawt has hadded thyme tu poastify latelolee. *has an sad adn a fealz bad* Ai hasnawt dizurteded yu, ai prawmiss!
… Dizzurt … ooh! PI! … CAEK! … Icey cweem! … cookeeses!
Ohai Italiana, ai haz habed a wundur bout u! ooo wait. ded u sez pi? dere’s pi?
yupz – dere’z PI!! – Dutsch Applol PI … wif banilly iceycweem!!
{{{Italiana}}}
Ise creem?? AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
♫ I skreem, u skreem, wii awl skreem fer ise kreem! ♫
{{{Italiana}}} ISE KREEM, ISE KREEM !! *checks pawkets furr munnees* oh wate, iz free?
Izz awlwaes free inz teh Cheezeland, aifinkso! *nods*
U need to yooz anuzzer wadduring can tho — ai iz teh comfy.
Itz nyse adn dark adn kool in heer. Perfik syze tuu.
…..wuntz Ai kikked owt taht stoopy Peeter Wabbit!
sumtymz ai haz tu rowl yn teh nip – ai jus hazztu!
Aye……the call of catnip is a very hard call to resist.
yesh! tahts eet – ai haz a pawurlissniss tew reezizt! muzt remehmbur taht fur negzt tym teh hollureeng happinz!
**beeg floofy whyte kitteh jumps up awn teh bed, curlz up, an tayks nap**
Wayk me wen teh werk-day be ovur, k?
kthxgonnanapnow
Glad to see u owt from under teh bed, red. Naps are teh win.
Fanks, LCV.
I still nawt feline grate, an DrTinyCat nawt kno wutz rong wif me.
My ohai aggrabashun levlol, lemme show yoo it.
Pours more tea wif nice mint leaf for red wif bendy straw- sits glass on liddle tablol by bed- tuks floofy cheezmap blankie round red fur her nap. There, there.
furget dat suker.
*Pullz owt watur hose*
DIS is how we watur plantz
ewe mai bi wonteeng dis!
*runzawaiwifnawzul*
Shooooot! oh well ai guess ai can watur wit dis soduh can.
*pors soduh on plantz*
*catnyp plantz gro wifaqwikness frum hi frooktoes korn sirrup*
*catnyp plantz loomeeng ovur firestix*
oooh shayd. Soduh alwaiz nos wat ai need!
*runz bak, grabz hoes, puts awn nozzul*
*poyntz hoes at firestix*
Ha, ha, ha!!!
*haz a dizapoyntmunt – fergawt tu tern awn wahtur*
*didn’t heer anyting cause imma sleepin in teh shayd*
wifawt teh nip, ai has a grumpy. yu don wan me hazin a grumpy in yur watering can DO YOU?
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
*peeks in*
Ohai! pleese tu water mah garden too!
*runs back out on holololyday on the ohai sees*
8)
Hao kom wennevur I yooz dis kan tu watur teh katnip, katnip getz smawlur n-sted uv growin?
Aliss inz teh Wundurr uv Landz katnip, maiB?
(sigh) naow Ai hasa furstee, tu! Wadder me, kitteh?
(glag, glag, glag) Ahhh, fankyooo dat’s bedder…
itz elebenty hunnert degreez heer tuday (whew)
*waters turtlol* Ther ya go! Yoo turtlols hasta stay wet, kthx!
Is hawt here too in teh northeast. Just about 90 degrees and hot hot hot in central PA.
Feline hot hot hot?