
I prefurz Chardonay
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I prefurz Chardonay
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I lubs teh whine
** hic!**
Congrats to you, catslave! *Sets up wine tasting tablol wiff sordid crackers an cheeseees*
less start wiffa lurvurlee reesling
*poors sum wyne en teh glarss*
*purrs*
*holds owt beeg goblet*
*luuks hopeful*
*luks at goblit. luks at bottlol. gibs ns teh bottlol an opins anuthur*
neggst up wee has ay gewur…gevurs…anuthur lurvelly wyte wyne.
*cums hoam frum rehursul*
Izzat a geverstrameenur? Adn nowun has tryed it yet?
*gets a whyn glass, poars, sips* Mmm, fankeez, keshet!
Goez grayt wiff mai bunless burgur adn homayd potatur sallid!
Fankies bery bery muchlee, keshet!
*tucks bottlol into bag & heds hoam frum werk*
Ai hav sum brie & crackers at hoam. Nao ai haz a hongree!
enjoi!
whine konnesure kitteh pares bree cheez wif chardonay
Ai can haz teh applol pi wif a niec sauturne?
Hear’s mud in yer eye!
Rose mite stayn mah gorjus furz.
duz dat meen red is rite owt?
*hieds teh bottlol uf burgundeez*
Ennywun else feel teh erfshaek a fyoo minnitz ago?
really? how bad?
5.9 — epicenter about 25 miles from Indio (28 miles from Palm Springs).
It shook pretty strongly here in Northern Los Angeles County, but not strongly enough to knock any of my knick-knacks over (and not strongly enough to knock out electricity or internet).
glad yer okai! an I like yer new abatart!
Fankies! Teh erfshaek haz bin regrayded to 5.7 nao.
We iz awl so jayded heer. Ebbreewun (except teh laydee wif teh mayjur erfshaek phobia, bless hur hart) wuz laffin & hazzin phun tryin to walk. Nao itz bak to bizness az usual.
noap, diddunt feal et en nor cal. hoap yoo awl is sayf!
‘Twuz no big deel.
Liek a bery mild amusement park ride.
Awww – nao itz reedin az a 5.4 magnitood.
Bo-ring!
yep, wii phelt it inna santi monaca. do not like!
ai lub ur palm tri frame. r u in hiaiwaiii? no, cudn’t b iffin u phelt da quake.
wif moast uv em teh wurst dat happins is stuf fawls offa da shelf.
Didn’t feel it here. For some reason electricity blipped yesterday but nobody said anything about urfkwaik. Oh, luk, ai ken speke ingrish.
Ai purfurz teh twistee windz tu teh shaekee grownds. Aifinkso Ai nawt visit U tudai.
ai nawt likes ever wun. Raised in tornadoe kuntry. Libed in souf Calif adn Bay Area. Bad quakes in bof places. Oh, and also libed in Okinawa fur 2 1/2 years wif seberal typhoons – nawt gud eveer. Nao where iz I? Up in volcano kuntry – Mount St. Helens.
Wut beyootimus floof!
Ohai, Red. Hao u iz? Hao iz ur floof-bebbehs?
Ohai, NS.
I haz been bedder.
My girlz? Dini wuz a diva at teh v-e-t’s dis past week-end. I told hur to czech hur attitood an nawt ware owt ur welkum!
*bringz teh bottlol uf burgundee, 2 glassus adn teh cork pullur fingy*
Heer red, NS nawt wantz dis. Wanna shaer?
Fankies fur teh offur, WRr, but ai will pass. Nawt sew fond uv red wine akshullee.
If u happenz to haz a bottlol uv Riesling, tho, ai wud happilee partayk.
reesling’s bin opind up thred.
*climbs up thred wiffakwikness*
Fanks, butt I nawt a fan of teh red wynez eethur.
O hai! a lieks a dri oakey shardannnay or ppurrlott sumtiems
i luvs yu all
Ah prefurrs haff an haff.
As in, Ah gets mah haff AN ur haff.
kitteh issa wyne sn0b.
Watch out for PETA lol!
Whai? U makin sammiches?
Ai wantz teh ham adn cheez wif pikklols pls, awn teh rye peta.
anudder rownd plz **hic!** kthanx….. *wink!* …. ZZZzzZzzzz…..
Damned pigeon!
Ohai Yawl! I has a gnu kitteh! She is a littul bebe gurl kitteh named Cayleigh. age be 9 ana haf week week weeks. She ia grey Floof ball dat likes tew snorgle an sit awn my shoulderz when AI is werking on teh ‘puter. I whale haz pictures ub her in mai profile shortly.
yay fur teh noo fur babeh!
Congaratz awn yor nyu kitteh, cs! Ai luk 4word 2 pikchurs!
the pic-a-tures iz up in mai Proflie…
skweeee! whut ay cyootee!
How can we get to catslave’s proflie?
ai wented tu myne an den chanjd “keshet” tu “catslave” en teh navigayshun fingy hit entur an *poof* ai wuz der.
Skweeee! *Thinks of heet an humidity* *Titens CRG*
Awww – wut a kyootie pie!
Teh eer floof! Squeeeee!!!!!
Luuks alawt lyke mai noo Cyrano (tho heez a boi). Kyoot!
Ai maed a capshunz foar Cayleigh.
WP nommed mai response.
Sew kyoot! Such a sweet liddle noez!
Hao abowt a nys kee-antee?
butt butt wee issunt hassing livur an fava beens fur dinnur.
May I suggests habbing da eggplant parmiziana insted?
Kleenk! Kleenk! Anuvvur Dreenk!
LOL
!!
Mah goggie prefers water. And the occasional meelks from cereal.
Plz tu send beems tu Kerrykatz4. Hur haz tu send hurz Bubby kitteh tu teh meadow.
{{{KK4}}} Ai missez u awn ICHC tuu.
Kerrykatz4~~~ iz so sorry… i doant knoe yu but i feelz tha sad
Ai can haz mai bloo naem back?
Yeff, adn it eben wurks!
Is kitty missing an eye?
Nah, kitty haz teh “white zin” face on Ifink. Mebbe he haz had a taste. I gets that face just thnkin bout drinkin wats in that there.
Neh, kitteh ees jes haff drank. When gless ees toatlee emteh, den she weel b all drank, an’ teh uther aye weel b clowsed 2. *hiccup*
OMGWTFBBQ? I cant evin luk at lolcats wifout seeing hoomans txting?!
ITYM Chatdonnay.
the lady in the back looks sooo much like my third grade teacher!!!!!!
So does me. Its bettur an doeznt tayst like poo.