
While I most heartily appreciate your effort I must remind you that I am a British Shorthair
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While I most heartily appreciate your effort I must remind you that I am a British Shorthair
Picture by: D.B Caption by: TxRed
I is sleepy..
Congrats, grantski adn carrie… luuks lyke u cawt teh rest ob us nappin! Ai didnt eben kno deyr wuz a noo lol til ai saw u in hooz tawkin!
I came to the page not expecting a new one either! I guess we got lucky dis time!
congrads on naught-sekkind! dis kain ob skyll onli atcheev bai wun purrson eech pixure!
u sillee collonnials
Im in ur countries……squashing ur revolutions.
If ur in owr kuntree, u muss wear owr flag!!! Mwu- hahahhaahaha!!
Adn dis swettur is tuu tyte. Geddit awf, nao.
Does NAWT go well with mah fur.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to DrSeussFreak, Jimmba, XxmichellexX, Sandrainia5kittehs an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy sordid cuppiecaeks wif fansee frostings, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif long shiny bike-handlolbar streemers wif velkro for stikking tehm on yor bike or on yoo!, blakk velvit paynt-by-number kitteh poster, kandee, an shiny flag stikkers ob all countreez!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Really? I can nevar tel teh differense…
o i can
u put “u” in flavour
hao tu tel? ai nawt noe. merrikan kitteh lukz jus lyk kitteh frum TTI tu mi awlso.
Bryttish kitteh purrz wiffa nakksent??
We nawt has ennee aksunt! Is Merkins an Horse trailer ants and Canuckistanis an awl teh odder peeps taht has teh aksents!…An Ai lubs it! Ai lubs taht comments is phoen…..fonet….pheon….ritten as tehy sownd an yu can “heer” how peeps speek!
Yu speekz teh Kween’z Inglish
Teh kween speeks hur oan Engerlish.
Onlee fore dais praktiss.
Aifinkso TTI haz menny aksents. Iz intrestink tu lissen an gess wear peeps ar frum. Nawt berry gud at gessing yet.
tortee kitteh haz a purrturbd.
Kitty can have dual citizenship… you can only be loyal to one though, the British lost so pick the best!
stoopy hoomin.
Ai will be happitayl to unravlol dis swetter so u kin re-knit it in teh form uv teh Yoonyun Jak (wiff a bit moar yarn since dis fing iz too tite).
Yep!!! That’s whut ai wud have written iffn ai had been here urlier. U look wunnermus under teh palm trees, nightshayde, is u on holly day?
Tee Tee Iee Shoartzhayr
Kitteh duz nawtz needz sweddurr
cubburreengz hurz fur!
Tee Tee Iee Shoartzhayr
Kitteh habz deep plush fur datz
maydz 4 sawfft Rubbinz!!
Tee Tee Iee Shoartzhayr
Kitteh’z naymdz Emma Peel 4
awbeeyuss reezunz!!!
Jack.
Emma Peel kitteh! Yay!
uhh.., plz to tell meh hab u gawt sumfink moar apropryaet tew ware? Iz goin to see teh Queenie!
Poosie kat, poosie kat wair haf yu bean?
Ai’f bean tu Lundun tu vizit teh kween!
ooh yes! we is gona hab shots uf erl gray tee, nomming cupcaeks n cheezburgers… royael kitteh treetmunt
cupcakes = fairy cakes in England, according to my friend. I just like the word more.
Adn phoar teh reckord, Laser ish spetlt whit a ess. Nawt a zee.
Da cween iz in Bawstun? se hur pichur ina paipur tudai. Iz da hawt dere so she msut be uncumfurball nd haz tu kepe hur hat awn so ebreewun noze shez da cwene.
Nd dat hat hidez da bald spot. Shhhhh.
Iz tru – I heardz it frum friendz unklez cousinz grandpaz best friendz roomatez brotherz ex-gurlfriend. *nodding*
well.. aifink sum kitteh sheddings n stiky glu will help.. tee heee *gigglols*
is ok kitteh yoo can beekome ay sitizen.
Such a classy kitteh! lol
Thank goodness for British Short Hair! The vets in England say Domestic Short Hair DSH now, as they are all politically correct. Loada Euro nonces. Translate that into US-speak.
What do you have against europeans/brits :/ its usually just people from the London cat show and such places that call them Domestic Short Hairs to be fair as vets (and everyone else) don’t care about political correctness. Also over here a ‘nonce’ is someone who touches kids so thats not a very nice comment
No she’s not.
She’s not a British shorthair.
It looks like a gray kitty to me.
It is not a British short hair just a gray cat.
@Nadia, @Ray and everybody else: FAIL. She’s a) not a British Shorthair, and b) not gray, but blue tortoiseshell. British Shorthair are traditionally blue (although other colors are growing popular) and have a very characteristic nose shape which the cat on the picture lacks.
Dag is right .I know cause she’s my cat.