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But mah mama diddint smell uv elderberriez.
das cuz yur fathur wuzza hedjhog nawta hamstur.
*nod nod* It awl maeks sense nao!
Fankies, keshet.
yoo is lookyn verry summurry tuday, ns! purrhaps ai shuld put on mai summur owtfit.
*skampurrs oaf tu gravatar*
Cuz dat wudda bin fisakally tuff ifinkso!
Congrats on ur nawt sekund NS- choklit martoonie?
Yesh, plz.
*holds owt beeeeeg martoonie glass*
glug glug glug- dere u go!
*Luks longingly at chonklit martoonie* Sigh.
yu bete mii tu eet!
Adn mai hyoomin reeks ob Brylkreem.
Or wutebber smell frum Baff & Bodee Werks dat iz lite bloo (teh soap in teh backgrownd).
gud fing fur yur dad dat yur mahm wuzzent. wulda bin ay prikklolly sityooayshun.
Snerk!
punk kitteh spykin hims hayrs.
Itz liek a kitteh mullet.
Bizness in teh frunt, partee in teh bak.
Woo-hoo! Partay!
luks leik der’s ay littlol partee ontop uv hims hed tu.
… an such a pretteh hed ittiz! Itz a byootimus kitteh, aifinkso!
Iz himz naym Sid Vishus?
culd bee. teh hayr’s nawt rite fur Joey Ramone.
aifinks teh frayd collur reelly ads tu teh luk.
Oar purrhapz he wuz a poor-q-pyne?
*books kitteh onto teh Maury show fur DNA testing*
Yoo iz NAWT teh faw-thur!
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Grate, now I haz teh “Dat Baby” song in my hed.
Butt (snerk) U izz teh cuzzin!!!
Punkin’s brother, Bart hadda hair-do like this! Stand-up floof. Guess what cartoon person him was named after.
Fred Flintystonez?
lemme gess – iz himz naymd aftur daffee duk?
Foghorn Leghorn?
Archie?
B.C.?
Cathy?
Dagwood?
Eggbert?
F…?
Feelix teh kat?
Garrrfeeld?
Hekkyl n Jekkyl?
I…?
Itchee
Jerry (ob Tom adn)
Kaptin ‘Merika
Luann
M….
Freddi Flintztoan (agin)?
Garfielold?
Hulk, teh?
Iggy Gnats the mows?
Jimmi Nootron?
Krazy Kat?
Mikki Maus?
Nancy (wiv teh fuzzy haredoo)?
O . . .
Opus?
Penelope Pitstop?
Q-bert?
R…
GMTA!
Yeah, an teh funnee fing iz, I nawt finkso Opus had enny hares!
Himz fevverz standed up sumtiemz, aifinkso.
Opus
Pluto
Quick Draw McGraw
Road Runner, teh
Satchel
Tom (ob adn Jerry)
Unnergoggie
Vonder Voman (ai gno, datza stretch)
Wylie E. Kyotee
X-mens
Yoseminoee Sammy
Ziggy!
Tweetiebyrd
Uncle Sam
Voltron
Waldo
Xena, princess warrior
Yogi Bear
Zelda!
no – no – no…
thas nawt ryte – hao abowt skoobee dew?
That’s rite! It’s Heathcliff! You wins elebentee pounds of lasagne…wait …. what? No way. *Changes Bart’s name to Garfield*
sonic teh hedjhog?
I must be gettin owld, cuz I nawt unnerstand kidz’ hare-dos (oar hare-donts) nowadayz.
Iz simplol…dem fawlz asleep inna punch bowl oar unner a leekee soopur gloo and when dem waeks up dem nawt can due a fing wif demz harez.
Donut worry, Red. If u gibz dem enuff tiem, teh stuff dat wuz “in” wen we wuz kittenz will be “in” agin!
*wayts fur shoulder pads to become fashunablol agin*
Dat’s troo, NS.
I tuuk my drivurs test in PARASHOOT PANTZ!
“PARASHOOT PANTZ”?!?!?1?
HAMMER TYME!!!!!1!!
*dyez laffing*
Sry.
Odd that you would say that, Damiana. I was perusing Craigslist Tulsa this afternoon and came across an ad for an MC Hammer action figure with gold lame jacket and parachute pants, sunglasses and a boom box that plays rap beats.
h ttp://tulsa.craigslist.org/clt/1796447397.html
Mind the space, as usual….
Wait, whut? U mean sholder pads is not teh fashunablol? But… but… my phlonquais told me they was! I had Fronk add them to all my outfits! Including this strapless catburgular suit I has on for summer.
*Triez tu visualize*
*Triez tu uncross ais*
*Fails*
**wondurz how dey putz sholdur padz awn strapliss owtfits, butt desydes nawt to axk**
Dubblstikk taip?
Thum tax?
Staplol gun?
Majik.
I’ll tells u anyways. Is teh vry complimacated. U starts wif…
Adhesives
Bonding agents
CrazyGloo
Double-sided double-sticky tapes
Epoxy
F…
Flooidz – teh debreefing kindz
Girlilla glooz
Hokkee stikks
I…
Fancee nailz
Gaff tayp
Hawt gloo gun
Icing, reely thik cayk icing
J…
Jam
Kreem cheese
Larva
Marscapone
N…
Frog tayp
Gorilla gloo
heavy-dutee bondo
Icey-piks
J…
Jam
Kawlk
liquid paper
M…
Marmalade
Nailz, tenpennih
Oakum
Pinz
Q…
Qwartz ov pitch
Redd taype (liek teh polly tishums use)
Shellak (wivout teh bugg partz)
Taype, dukkee or goosey
U …
Uglee froot
Velcro
Water sealant
X
Xtra stwengf sooper gloo
Yellowed masking taype
Zip tyes
Ai groan at teh wai teh kidz harez look todai…
Adn tehn Ai finds teh ohaiskool yeerbook adn get reminded
how owr harez looked wehn we waz teh teenagerz…
Adn tehn Ai hidez teh ohaiskool yeerbook inna big box wiffa lokk,
Adn Ai sit on teh lid…
Gud eye-dea, Lungdoc!
I had teh Dorothy Hamil hare-cut at wun poynt.
Did yoo has teh long hares wen yoo wuz younger?
Long-ish. Wif sideburnz. Nawt kwite hippee… Much lower maintenance nowadaze; floofy beard adn bald all over teh top. Forehead goez kleer to teh bakk. Ai useta go through a coupla pocket-combz every weekweekweek. Haven’t owned one now for, oh, a dekade or two…
Dat remynz me of a joak: Wut did teh bald man say wen him gottid a comb az a prezzie foar himz birfingday?
I’ll nevvur part wiffit!
**runz an hieds**
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Adn how haz yu been, Red?
I hadda lowzy day at werk an I finkso I winned teh award foar teh werstist Fourf of Jooly.
Ifn iz nawt foar teh bad luk, I’d has no luk at awl. **powts**
O noes! Dijoo getta sumberm adn skeeter bytez adn teh watermelonz wazn’t rype adn teh ants got in teh lemming meran pi? Adn it rainded on yur parayd? (O well. At leext we nawt haz lokusts.)
Yup, alla dat. Hoo tolded yoo?
It wazza inspyred guess. (“Hellow, itz elebentee oklokk, adn type for teh pengwin on top of yur tellyvishun set to ekspload.” Merember teh Montee Pyfon sketch?)
(This one. It takez a whilez to get to teh pengwin, but he’s in tehre someplace.)
Wait, whut? U mean teh Dorothy Hamil harecut is teh not fashionablol?
Oooh, when i sees that phlonquais of mine, I’ll… I’ll… *fumes*
Butt, awn yoo iz TIMELESS!
Yeah…..dats teh werd……timeless….
N’uh-uh! Not wif all these… *rolls back strapless sleeve*… ristwatches!
**luuks at hur rist**
**luuks at LCB’s arm**
HAY! Dat’s my watch!
*runsawayfast*
Ai finkiing teh Dorty Hmmil harecut be nicerer den teh bigg silli ate tees doos wiv teh bangs dat standinged upp awn end an teh long straggly frizzi bits lukking liek teh gurl puttinged herz fingers inna lite sokket in teh Saharray Dessert, yesh.
*manadjes 2 insulting lotz ov teh Cheezpeeps ai hopes nawt*
wif awl teh resst uv teh hayrs juss layin phlat beehynd et?
Whi didz teh hedj hog crossing teh rode?
Hii diddnt.
*observz mommen ov respekful sylenz*
*Gigglols inappropriatlee*
Awwww. Hazza sad.
Hedjhog iz okeh. Hii just got onna bus at teh kerb. Didnawt has to crossing teh rode afterawl aifink.
**nodz** aifinksotu
Oh- phew. Gud newz.
Kan tell iz not Ozzie kitteh. He wudda sed ekidna.
oar a rode-hog !! * liek menni daddeez
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Kitteh naim iz Durian Grey aifinkso?
wat kind of cat is that? he/she looks exactly liek my kitty ( closet kitteh ) minus the fact that hes wet.
That happens to be my cat, Judy, Punk Rock Kitten of Doooom. And she’s a Korat. Mostly.
hahaha
WHat’s that metal thing on the wet kitteh’s neck? Looks painful.
err… clip-on tie?
He looks just like my Hades!
Looks like we have our first Jeremy case. Quick, hide the TF gun!
I woulda thought it was Bowser, seriously does anyone else see a resemblance?