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Ai’ll send u sum!
Confettiyashuns annipuss. Luks liek yoo an tortiemom77 will be loanlee, ai is gotta go back tu werk nao.
Bai A1 doan’t werk 2 hard!
Ohai Anni !! Congrats tu yoo
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* wraps up sum payper in … um, payper nd sennz tu Anni faw teh kitteh *
Thx PB – Ai’m habbin fun sortin owt a sikyoority issyoo – gotted a messij wiv a birus in it.
Teh aunty virus pikked it up strait away ?? Ai donut liek wen tehy spred !!
No, I opened a link in a message from a friend – it was a Canadian Pharmaceutical ad. I’ve run a complete system scan and changed my main log-on password and warned the friend. I hope that is enough!
If yor aunty virus nd aunty spam ar uptodait, taht shud bi enuff !!
Itz a gud eye deer tu du teh compleat skan tuu !! Phew !!
Teh Auntie Birus updayts awtomatiklee – it duz ‘idle background scans’ iffn Ai put teh PC in hibernayshun moed. It maek teh fing a bit sloe, but Aifink it’s prittee saef!
And me! Ai has faaar tu much.
Watebber happind 2 teh ‘papurliss fyoochoor’?
Itz stil in teh fyootcher !! * maiks sents *
Wen emailz startid, mai husbing yoost 2 print owt 3 coppeez uv eech…in caes!
LOL
Ime stil triien tu figger wair teh carbon paiper goze in mai printar !!
Ai werked az a tiepyst fur a wile an wuns did a hole lettur wiv teh carbun rong wai rownd.
Wun fing ai du nawt miss iz teh carbun paiper !!
Taht nd chainjen ribbunz !!
An habbin 2 tiep teh hole fing agane iffn u maek a mistaek!
Taht wus wib carbuns !! Cud yooz chawk paiper awn singlols (arfta taht wuz inbented) !!
Ai wuz nawt a tyepyst but wen mai bawss faond ai cud tutsh-tiep himz had mi tiep himz wife’z uni paipers faw him
!! Woz in teh daze wen menz didnut yoozally tiep nd onli on twu fingaz if tehy did !!
Hoo noo, wen tyeping wuz cumpuls.., mandat.. ai had tu du it in ohai skuul, taht tehy wud inbent ‘pewterz ??
is hard job butt sumbuddys got 2 do itz!
Ohai tortiemom77
*extenz floofeh paw ob frenship*
Ai m sorri ai habent got tiem to stay an play, butt(!) it wos nies tu meet yoo fur just dis wun minnit.
Ohai agin, A1; floofy paw 2 U 2! Aai haz gotz mii a bizzy 2day, 2. Ketchyalayder!
Luk, ai can duu cumfettis tuu.
Pore littlol kitteh luks berry sad!
Yesh, an emo-kitteh for sure.
iz gilty…momma sed no shredz rolly paper in baffroom!
wat’s da point in lif if yu can haz no paper tu shredz.
Cheer up kitteh !! Tehms nawt yor adopshen paypers yoov shreddid !!
Hao wud yoo liek sum toylet tishoo ??
Tehre’s nawt a shred ob ebbidenss tu sai ai did tihs !! Ai can haz noms, nao ??
Foar shoar yew can haz noms, yew lookz soooo sad adn mizerbol, mebbes teh bestest noms will maek yew happee?
*opens wifaqikness tins of bezt gushifud, senz to kitteh adn PB*
Ohai GC !! * Luks siedwaze at fud; may hab tu gib tihs tu mai kat
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O, dat faice is jus sooooooo sad!!!
a purty gurrl kitteh borked himz liddel hart
Nebber mynd, bebbeh – yu cn kum shredd mii cowtch. Iz nuu!
Organic shredder, saves energy.
I’ll send him sum taxes! Tough to chew, but he can do it!
Oh hai Grantski!! u kin sending him sum Dr. billz, tu?!?!?!?!
If It’s paper, he’ll take it!
Sadz Liddill Skawttish
Foaldz Kitteh needz moarstuffz 2
sharrpennz Poyntee Endz!
Poyntee Endz cumz owt
wen Shreddeengz amz t3h Kitteh’z
Oardurr Ubz T3h Day!!
Jakk cawllz Jynoarmuss
Dayta Dump 4 Sadz Kitteh
2 habz lawtza Phunn!!!
Jack.
Cum 2 mah howse…I haz lots u can has
Awwwwwww! (Quickly puts on anti-splort devices)
Plz to take bebeh to the Cuddles Ward
Him needs sum happies!
Shredder Cat (or anyone else in the New England area) could send already shredded paper to the Humane Society for Greater Nashua (www.hsfn.org). They need it to use as litter for recently spayed and neutered kitties.
Oh noes! Hims little sadness face!!!
Ewel fynd sum mor paprz 2 shrdz in da batroom!
Somebody give it a hug.
SQUEEEE!
itza bebbeh foldee….aggghhh teh splortage! Ai wunts tu snorgle hims and hold hims and snuggle hims but nawt cawl him Georg…..
Ai am ded frum teh kyoote! ***blargh***
whats wrong with u people … dear lord