
i gotz mai mice huntin strategehs
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i gotz mai mice huntin strategehs
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usually dey wurk!
Congrats, carosue!
By de wai, dis kitteh is teh kyute. Teh usual warnings appli.
Beeee teh mowse.
Aifink dat’s GMTA!
Aifinkso azwell!
iffn u wanna catch a mows u muss be a mows
An hopes dat da neighbor Kat nawt try ta eet yoo!!
or steel yur idea…
dat wud sux. :/
OOOhhh kyool camo dude!
whoop whoop whoop!! I beez part ub a tye!! Mii han wuz shakin wile I wuz typin’ I cud nawt beleef der wuz no comint yet!!!
Conga Rats fur ebereewun!! Ezpeciallolly anni, an NS an carosue!!!
conga rats EM – izzn’t it a grate feeling to be part ob deh nawt-sekund group?
ai don’t beleeve we’ve met – extends floofy paw ob frenship.
welcum abord!!
Hey there dharma99 — nicetameetcha too!! I beez a oldee tymer that iz jest nawt around sew muchlee rite now!!
W00t!!! w00t!! w00ty-wooty-woot-wOOt!!!!!
It am awsum tu hazzing ur nawt-sekkond time at deh tawp!!!!!!
*bangz on ratty howse*
Git owt here ratz!!!!
Danz ur liddlol toezez off fur Elsa Mama!!!!!
*ratzs am dressinged up in deh mostest kullerful owtfitz**
Cong-ga, cong-ga, KONG-GA!!!!!
Cong-ga, cong-ga, KONG-GA!!!!!
Cong-ga, cong-ga, KONG-GA!!!!!
Oh my garsh!! Fankie fankie …. Dat wuz kwite da sho!!
Hebbens to Betsy!! Iz tired frum watchin’
aarggh – ai cant thinke of anyting to rite!!
Conga Rats ta yoo too!!! I nose – eets hard ta fink wen da pressure iz ON!!
Dat b oen kyoot BC!!
ai brotted fwesh stwawbewrriez fur ebrywun!! halp urselbes.
ooh – fankees. deez aer scrum.??……..reely good!!
Oh, fankyu sew mush, TJM!!
*Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
*Luuks up wif strawbewwee joosez awl ober hur fayce*
Ai lubs strawbewweez!!
mii tu!! datz whut ai iz habing fur dinner IRL!!
mii free! Dey yam sew nommylishus!
wut a conin…coen….howz eyeronic. eye jus tayked some shortkayke owt ob de oben. *breengs owt a plattur fur eberyone*
nomnomnom fankees fur da strawburries. Enjoy
oooo caek!! fankiez NNB
**grabs caek anna putz stwawberriez onna tawp..luukz arownd fur whippee cweem**
Plz tu putz sum ina blendur fur me. ai just hab toof fikzd nd mouf iz sor. kthxbai
**putz sum inna blendur fur ladymonde, blendz dem neic anna smoove, putz inna kyoot kitteh glass wif bendee stwaw**
der u goez! dis maek ur mof feel musch mor guuder.
Fankz sew muxh. iz de yum.
**A beeg floofy whyte kitteh runz frew teh room, sayin sumfin abowt havvin a bad day, an hieds unner teh bed**
*tryz tew cokes teh floofy whyte kitteh aot wif a fevver toi*
**duzzint luuk innerestid**
**curlols tayle arown hur, wif eers an eies barelee showin**
*Offers tekillia*
*Calls YNGs for feet messages*
**eers perk up a liddlol bit**
**beginz to luuk slitelee innerestid**
U can moov ober a bit? Ai wuz heer nawt sekkund!!
*goez tu ansur da doorbell*
Oooh, ai wunnerz hoo dat culd bii*
*openz da door, adn in wakkz a group ob fyremens carryin platters ob strawberries adn wippy creemz*
**rubz baykun behynd heers, hoapin to attrack teh fyremenz**
*peeks unner da bed*
Psst, red, purrhaps yu culd kum owt frum dere…da fyremens ar wunnerin wehre dat yummy baykun smell iz kummin frum!
**slowlee mayks hur way out frum unner teh bed**
**trots ovur to teh fyremenz an slowlee walks arown dem, maykin shur dey smell teh baykun**
LCV dashes in- fluffing her hayr- did sumwun say fyremens??
Ohai red, iz teh twistee windz adn teh hayles gone awai yet?
Haz sum rum?
*offurz teh bottlol uf baccardi tu rhsb *
Ohai, WRr! I nawt kno yoo wuz unner heer too.
Yoo haz teh twistee windz? Pleh! I iz beeg storm chikkin.
I haz had bad day at werk.
*Gives redd’s werk a durtee look*
*Gives WRr’s twistee winds a certain jesture*
*Shoves plate of bacon under da bed*
Baykun?
NOW ur tawlkin!
**nomz baykun butt sayvz a peese foar laytur, for rubbin behind hur eers wen hur goez owt**
Ohai, cheezpeeps! Teh Bawhstun cheezmeat wuz wunnermus!
bluesfan473, uniquekitteh, plasticat, minerva99 and minervakumpanyon awl had eh neis lunsch een teh AAR KUNDISHUND Eye risch pub een teh hawt hawt hawt Bawhstun!
ai bii posten sum pix sone.
*schmoos*
Oh post awai, post awai
A floofy paw of frenship dai
Dey camez tu vizit butt(*) cud not stai
(ai cudn’t get dere ennywai)
For cheezpeeps iz teh nysest kynd
of enny peeps yu canz fynd
Dey lykes to laff adn nebbur mynd
sille goggies (ai gotz no rime)
(Burma Shave)
snerk!
Midnyte Kitteh wiff
ekkstra Floof habz t3h clebburr
andz a Mowssee Hat!
Midnyte Kitteh willz
sneekz up awnz Mowsseez andz showtz.
“Ooga~Booga Boo!”
Midnyte Kitteh coodz
awllso maykz Mowssez himz smawll
andz creepee Minnyunz!!!
Jack.
Mowsee skared bie teh floofiness wif 4 eyez.
4 eyez! Run!
*gigglol* gud pome Jack!
ooh, dey wud bii krepee!
shhh! issa disguys.
Wuts wit all dez kitty kat webcites hav da bed spelling? kitteh needs spell lezzons..
LAWLZ! looks like ma kitteh, Miles! LOL hes a hunter 2.