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My soops appear to be undercooked.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Winnie-Wonka via Advanced Lol Builder
I haz a stove if you need it!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, Grantski! U can haz teh soelow tawp spawt! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt? Sum fishstix, mebbe?
Concatshulaces awn yoar soloe tawp spawt, Grantski! Teh goldee fishees wil performz teh sinkronized swimmingz in yoar awnor!
Two things I love: Swimming, and fishies!
And I think I’ll treat eberyone to cooked Salmon to celebrate! ^_^
Ooh! wun uv mai fabrit fuds!
Ai is buttin in heer to remynds yu alw Ai is taykin part in teh Rayse fur Lyf inna cupplah weeekweeekweeek’s tym. Issa nanyule fun dray sir fur Cancer Research UK; nermally issa 5km Run/Walk/Limp/Stagger/Crawl butt(!) tihs yeer som venyoos is doin 10km, an taht’s wot Ai is doin. Ai will be wolkin cos Ai is nawt a loud to run awn payn ob….well, payn!
Larst yeer me an tidmuman teh Angsty Wun an SJ/Martoonee awl did rayses fur Lifeses an ofa, Ai has raysed a gazillion Inglish Pownds, thanx to a larje ekstend, to teh jennerossity ob teh Cheezpeeps. Tihs yeer, sofa, Ai has raysed justover £300 – abowt 1/3 form reglar commenters heer; bowt 1/3 form lurkers (let’s heer it fur teh lurkers!!!) an teh rest form fambly an frends.
Butt(!) it’s nawt enuff!!! Ai needs mor! We awl needs mor! Cancer Research UK is a (verree well respekted) TTI chariddy but teh cancer docs R awl verree gud at sharin an playin nyse so if yu kno sumwun affekted by cancer an wont to mayk a diffrens, plees luk at mai sponsor payj
h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
If yu carnt gibs munnees (an Ai kno tyms is hard) plees gibs yur tym or juss yur gud thorts to mai efferts or to yur local cancer chariddy….
or teh ukukukuleleleleles get it!
Ai nao retern yu to yur reglar, shedyuled LOL
Kthxbaisponsorme!
YIKES SighKo killin’ ookalaylee players!!! Dats berry scarree!
Butt nawt az scarree as da cancer!! Ebereebuddy pweeze sponsor Miss AmberCat or gibbs generously to yer local cancer or leukemia society… Its almost da furst annibersary of da mostestest terribol dae of me life — da day i losted mii sweetest baby boi Matt to da leukemia (July 26th).
Sew — dig deepz inna yet pokketz and find sum monies and sponsor Amercat!! Goez wifout yer coffee wun dae or fwee and gibs dat monies ….
(Ambercat — Witch cyootee are yoo inna da piktur onna yer sponsorpaje??)
Is juss teh jenerik R fur L pik – Ai donut fink Ai can chaynj it.
{{{speshul hugs fur Elsa_Mama}}}
Oh … Too bad, I likee ta seez what da peepz luks like!! {{{Ambercat}} Fankee furr awl yer hardz werk and walkin’ (I hopes yoo will beez walkin and nawt doin da Limp/Stagger/Crawl opshun!)
Ai’ll *start* wolkin, myt well be doin wun ob teh uvver opshuns bai teh end! 10km issunt far butt mai hips is a bit borked, taht’s wy Ai carnt run – Ai wont tell mai consultant Ai is wolkin 10km til arfterwuds!
Fink Ai’ll hab sushi instedd
Mai thots eggzaktly!
Wayter! Tehre’s a bole in mai fish!
I mix you’re a little thinked up…
*snerk*
Had to reed taht a fyu tym Bfor Ai red wot yu akchully rote…!
*whispers* Datz Y I nawt yooz teh LOLspeek awn dat kawmint — iz teh kornfuzzlin enuff wif teh miksted-up werdz, lett uhloan teh miksted-up spelolin…
Duz yoo meen “Wayter, derz a bowls unner mee fishie!” ?? Cuz, poor leetol fishee iffin da bowl beez INNA heem — I jest sayin’
“Waiter!! What’s this fish doing in my bowl?!?”
“Um, looks like the backstroke to me…”
Ain’t U nebber heered uv “sooshee soop”?
103 F heer today- if ai put “sooshee soup” on back deck ai think him wud cuk pretty fast….but ai wud nebber- he iz tew kyuut.
muss bee ay noo vershun uv guspachoh, borsht, oar vishyshwah?
Butt (!) ai doan minde.
Inneresting tu wach, tho.
Itz summertiem, kitteh. Chilled soops iz teh way to go …
But fish are frendz – nawt fuds.
Awww* pouts * ai lubs fish.
*wispurrs*
Ai duz too — but nawt wen ai seez dem befoar dey becomes fuds. Onlee in their fillayed staeg at teh stoar or a restaurant, plz.
If ai had to killify mah own fuds, ai wud be a vegetarian.
Sumwun telled me Ai shud trie trowt, but teh ownlee wuns in teh fish shop still had hedds awn. Ai cudn’t eet ennifing dat wuz lukkin at me!
*shudder* Nope. No way. No how. No fanks.
iz saem rezun ai nevur eet tung – nawt wont tu tazt ennefyng taht mite bee tazteeng mi bak.
*extenz floofeh paw of frenship*
Ohai, adrienneq, we haz nawt met befoar, pleezetewmeetyewiamshore.
Ai hazza cyooreuss, do yoo eet eggz?
Ohai AnemoneOne – iz niez tu mete ewe!
*shaykz floofeh paw awl frendlee lyek*
ai haz a cyooreus wai yu iz cyooreus, butt(!) yesh ai du eet eggz.
Yoo nevur eet tung butt(!) yoo eet eggz?
Yesh. iz dat weerd?
No sawree, is just mai straynj cents ob hyoomoor dat is weerd. Eet frum wun end butt(!) nawt de otter. Ai donut noe wii ai fined it funni, becos ai willnawt eet tung eever but duu eet eggz.
ai kin cee weyr ur at ther. ai don fink ai wud eet enifyng frum teh nawt maof end wifowt a calseeum karbunayt cowteeng.
Y’eyez wood sumwun eet tung jest cuz dey eet da eggz?? I no no nowub whoo eets tungs … butt den eet knot beery popyoolar inna da states ifinknotsew
Mai huzbing tellz a berry funnee storee abowt teh tyme his muvver tried to serb him and his bruvvers tung – and his dadcat carved it wiff an electrikal nyfe…
Wen mai gramma tried to serb me a tung sammich mumblety yeers ago ai wudn’t eet it cuz ai cud see teh tastebuds (yeeeuuuwwwww!)
They keep teh eyes in so they see u thru teh week.
LCB yu is lukkin verree payl; is yu ok?!
Omai – wutz happind tu yur abbatar? Iz teeni tynee!
I think I useded too much concealers after I turned purplol in teh last lol. I has a appointment with Fronk later to un-conceal and un-purplol myself.
Hey der LCB — I foughted dat yoo inbented sum inbisolbobbol purrfummez ta halps yoo inna yer werks!!
O, yeah. Teh invisible unscented perfume. Teh exspearmints wif that is not working out so grate, ackshully.
*sighs*
I miss PdB!
ohhh I nebber foughted about da smellz — i gess dat eet wood nawt bee sew gud iffin yoo wuz inbisibobbol but wuz da stinky!! Da coppers goggies wood jest follow der noseez ta find yoos…
Herz bin nommin awn teh Allison “Wonderland” caek onna preebeeyuss LOL … herz wuz teh tawl, butt (!) naow herz teh smawl…
ooooooooooh. aifink ai tumblold owt ov da lewp. fanx fur drowloleeng a pikchur.
Hmmm… N mebbe wif awl teh Allison “Wonderland” stufz n teh conseelurz herz b teh yoozin, herz kood b ternin n2 LCCB — LolCheshireCatBurglar… Awl dat iz lefted iz herz mask…
U eet teh aibawls nawt sekkund den him nawt can luuks at u ennee moar.
mii tu, iffn ai had tu killify mai own ai wud eever starbe oar beez a vegetarian!!!!
oar ai shud sez begetarian!!
Yesh- ai haz no trubble killifying a tomater off mai vines! That iz, iffen de deer ever leave me enny…
ai dident noez deer ated maters!! dat iz tu funnneee. well, nawt fur u ai gess huh?
stoopy growndhawgs sumtimes byte teh permaters but don’t eetify dem all…
Fishy-swahz!
Ai thort fish soop wuz boiler base (dat’s wat it taystes liek enniwai!)
cept 4 stinken dollfinz!
awwsum – a dubbel red pic!
iz suppozed 2 b itz L-dant-ay!
Dats Otay kitteh! da Raw Fuds bee da besterest fur yoos eeneewaez!! Enjoi!!
Silly Kitteh – is not soup is sushi
Kitteh sez “Gett inna mai belleh”
***gigglolz***
*eggstendz littlol gray paw ob fwendchip* OHAI ai donut fink we haz meeted yet. neictumeetchu
ohai TJsmommy. iz beri nies tu mete ewe tew.
*gentlee shaykz littlol grey paw*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to B- an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemaker, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, tropiclol fishie finger puppets, kandee, an colur-it-yorself alien stikkers wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happitayl Burfday to B- and wutebber uvver pplz iz hazzin a burfday today… an a Bery Merry Unburfday to ebbreewun else!
*sits down to kulur sum stikkers wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns*
Happpeeee Burfdai ebrywun whu hazza burfdai tudai!!
**sits down nexttu NS ana kulurz wif hurz, nomz onna fudgy caek**
Is not soup kitteh, is ceviche
Ornjj Tukksee Kitteh
wawntz Goaldzfishee soop. Dis luukz
berreh wadurree!
Goaldzfishee soop amz
coaldz lyke Gosspawtch~o. Awllso
needz moarz Goaldzfisheez!!
Goaldzfishee’z berreh
smrt. Knoez Kitteh no canz reetch
himz frum way upz dayr!!!
Jack.
* a haff drownded rat scurries thru teh rum adn hieds unnur teh bed.*
Ai nawt liek twistee windz adn hayles!!
You hadda scurriez thruu RUM!!! Wuz it gud rum? or jest da cheepcheep stuffs? Rum beez berry gud iffin yoo are kold. Sticks yer army out wif a pitchur and git yerdelfs sum ob da rum!!
Yipes! Doze are teh scaree! U kin hyding in mai basingment if u needz tu.
Winnie Wonka, you’ve done it again…
but dis nawt be SOOP, rite? Nawt DAT kine uv SOOP…. otterwise, kitteh sez DO NOT WANT!