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Rizistuns iz fyootiel
is mine nao. awl ob it.
ohai, anni!
lessee, duz ai hab barbie kew left frum yesturdai?
*rummij rummij*
ah so! ice tee too!
oar sum ob teh jinjurr-gwava lemmingaid ai had yesturrdai wif mai momcat and daddeecat?
Ai’d juss liek sum iis tee an a cukkie plz. Ai haz had a bizzee awlreddee 2 dai – did 2 masheens werf uv washin at teh lawnderet!
lawndree mundane? ai has a sawree fur yoo anni!
chonklit chip cookee? wif chonklit on it?
Ooh yiss plz! dem’s mai fabrit!
An dere wuz ownlee soe much lawndree ‘coz Ai had bean puttin off goin 2 teh lawndret!
iz like lawndret on eestenders?
Dunno, Ai doan’t watch eestenderz!
>snerk<
wuz law in tti, aifotso, watchin eestenderz!
Iffn it wuz a law, it iz wun Ai wud happilee brake! Ai wotcht bowt fibe minnits uv it wen it startid – dat wuz enuff!
heer in st paul, we’ve been watching it for many yeers, but we’re about 4-5 years behind tti. we hab a berree loyall band ob fans!
Ohai MM! Ai gess 2dai is a public hololidai in ‘Merica. OCM shud be heer in TTI bai naow – wunner ware PB iz. Him iz yooshullee playin at dis tiem.
is kwieter heer tahn xmas eve. nawt a car goin bai, or purrsun joggin oar goggee wawkin oar ennefin!
Krissmuss eve heer iz yooshullee a frantik rush 2 get fud an stuff – affer awl, teh shops aer shut fur a hole dai! (tho we hab lossa shops ownd bai non-christians dat open eben awn Krissmuss dai!)
afturr a sertin point on krissmuss eve, ai meen. iz same heer wif ebbreewun shawppin!
*hello
hello
hello
hello*
iz an ekko in heer!
♫ ♪ hello, Hello, HeLLo, HELLO ♫ ♪
* PB sitz daon frum teh dansign wib teh frawg nd eetz a lait dinna *
Ohai MM, Anni nd ebbreebudy / ennybuddy ells
!!
Ooops, betta ad Lungdoc in teh greetigns
!! Ohai, LD 
!!
Ohai, yurself, PB!! Good to heer from yu! We had a fraid taht yu adn yur biek had fallen inna bog or summat. Glad yu bii saif, if perhaps a bit hongree after yur journeyz. *Loads emergencee turkey-samwich in CD-ROM slot, dial’s PB’s interwebz number, pushes Control-Alt-Cokebottle*
Thx Lungdoc !! Hoo sez wi donut kno hao tu yooz teh teknololology ??
Wile tihs is dawonloding isel hab anubber luuk in mi kitschen !!
ohai, pb. I see you an bluesfan are poastifying youtubes, I tried yesterday and could nawt!
(although I did succeed in posting a completely blank comment!)
I clickeed awn ‘embed’, selecter second size frum left, and copied embed code and pasted into comment box. Did I miss a step?
Ohai Sunny !! Lawng tiem, no tork
!!
Wot ai duz iz clik teh ‘embed’,
wait faw it tu load,
tehn Right-Clik teh bloo text nd selekt Copy !!
Tehn jussed paste it in teh ICHC cawmint boks !!
So ai donut clik oar selkt ennifing elss !!
If it fales tu copy (coz Ai fergot) tehn clik ‘embed’ agen
!!
adn hab anubber go !!
Tihs shud werk; tri it heer if yoo liek
tried taht 3 times, mebbee is my clunker ub a pyooter, cannawt merember teh embed code taht long!
Always werks in teh tearoom.
Good to see you!
yootoob yoosually crashes my pyooter, too, ifn I has ichc open at teh same time. But! a 500 gig hard drive is winging its way to sunny’s house as we speek!
Unfortunately, tr0ll habbin moar brayne surjureez awn windyday, so will have to wait for install, and hope they doan take out teh pyooter know-how by mistake!
Wel, taht’s a possibilolty !!
Az yoo say, it iz lawng, sew if itz awlreddi bloo donut tri tu drag teh mows ober it; itz bloo coz itz awlreddi selekted !!
Faling taht, copy n paist teh direkt adress nd put a space in
http (ht tp) sew it duz nawt go tu teh modyraterz !!
Ebbrewun noze hao tu klose up teh gap nao, aifinkso
!!
Maybi yor pewter iz shawt ob memmree ?? Iz it Windoze XP oar sumfin noo-er oar a Applol ??
In XP, rite-clik “My Computer” icon (nawt a shortcut)
nd selekt Propurteze !!
It shud display teh memree instawld in the ‘Genral’ tab !!
Cannut halp wib Applol, sawree !!
I just wanted to do it fancy, so ebberywon cud see wiffowt going sumware else. Mebbee will try again…
has done minny times in tearoom, and has ALWAYS werkrd! confuzzles me!
Otay, tehn nekst tiem try tihs:
Copy
nd paste intu Word or Notepad (juss easier tahn ICHC commints) !!
tehn compair wot yuu hab copeed
*
wib wot yoo pastid !!
If itz teh saim, it shud werk !! * stampz fuut
Maibee wot u sed iz teh troof; yoor ‘pewter struggloling
ohai pb! nise dansign wif teh frawgee! iz mai absewloot fabrit cartune ebbur!
It had a sertin pathoss, frum memree !! Tehy cud yooz him tu betta tehmselbs !! Ai muss luuk fer teh ful-lengf bideo…. onli poast shawt wuns heer !!
!!
Ai wuz owt awn mi biek sinss urly tihs arftanuun nd wish mai dinna wud maik itselb
Ai noe dat feelin! Sumtiemz Ai juss doan’t hab teh ennerjee 2 get sumfin 2 eet!
troo dat!
Ai faond sum reezin bred tu toste !! Adn sum applol pie *yum* !!
cud yooz</strike cud nawt yooz* PB obbiusslee haz a tyerred
*
Az lawng az ur cyclol haz tyres u shud be OK!
Sew far, sew gud !! * wud hab bean a lawng wawk hoam
*
Ime wotshin teh Toor de Frants awn telly nd hurd sumwun wib a vuvuzela !! Taht’z nawt a gud sine ….
Haoebber,
PPRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRP !!
* Wi gawt eleben Ozzies in TDF tihs yeer
*
Cummon Lantss
!!
teh moast hillaryus part ob teh cartune is taht teh frawg sings an dansdansdanses fur tihs guy awl teh time, but when he triis tew get frawg tew dew his stuff sew he cans bii millyunare, frawg just goes “ribbit”
Taht frawg haz teh tallint nd awlso a meen streek !!
*
* Sowns liek a purrfeshonlol
Ohai yung personz! Ai jus got bakk (had to leev in middlol of teh last LOL). Kwiet nite for two LOLz inna roe, looks lyke.
oooo! happee beelaytid annivursairee tew yoo an missus lungdoc!
Fanks! Ai see taht yu saw the announcement in my profile note. So Ai didnawt has to brag abowt it on the post downthread after all. (But Ai did anywayz! Heehee!)
Ooh, Ai liek that ‘yung persuns’ Ai wish it wuz troo – habbin past teh bibliclol free skoer an ten, teh brane finks Ai aer still 18 but teh boddee kreeks!
All owr boddeez be kreekin a littlol bit theze daze, Anni; but yu still gots teh kwik witz adn fingers! (Congrats to Anni adn Mugglemary on teh ty, BTW.)
Thx!
ooo fankees!
*blushes*
yung personz? mi?
Yep yep. Everibodi heer getz ekstra kredit for yung-at-hartness aifinkso. Adn Ai’m at teh kalendar-tyme where everibodi looks yunger tahn Ai does. Oyesh. (Had teh thirtieth weddin-anniversaree a week ago, adn Ai waz neerly thirty wehn Ai married teh loveli Mrs. Lungdoc… )
all cheezes gets extree kredits fur bein phunnee an yung at hartness!
Kewl! Nao, awl Ai haz to du iz maintain teh yung-at-hartness wehn teh littlol kidz in teh groceree-stoar come rollin by in tohse shoes wif teh wheelz in teh heelz adn nearly nokk mi tail-over-teakettel. Maiks mih wants to put on mai old-geezer hatt adn clip ‘em one on teh bakk of teh hedd, to see how far tehy’ll roll.– Would Ai lose mai yung-at-hartness points for doin taht, yu thinkso? Prolly. *Sigh.* So Ai’ll leave em un-batted. For todai.
teh wuns hoo make mii nuttee (nuttier?) are teh wuns hoos parints let tehm steer teh cart/kidlet wawker an tehy nawt luk whar tehy goin an klips yur ankulbones. makes mi wanna take owt waturr pistul an gun em awl daon!
Wun uv teh soopermarkits Ai yooz yoost 2 hab kidlet siez karts – dey wuz berry danjeruss!
Hay, aifink Ai knows taht kid…
Wot Ai wanna kno iz, how can teh electrawniks-peeplz call a fing a “Universal Remoat” wehn it haz no “Off” button for kidz onnit? Huh? Tehy make a pushbutton fing for turnin off other peeplz TV’s in public placez– aifink Ai saw it at ThinkGeek or somewherez– but a button to turn off teh kidz in teh groceree-stoar, TAHT would be worfwhile.. OOOyesh…
Moast uv teh kidlets in teh soopermarkits rownd heer seem 2 fink dey aer plaigrowndz. Ai fare dreds teh skool hololidais dat start ennee dai sune…
ai grees, lungdoc. even just a mute!
peepuls hoo cannut heer tehr own kids skreemin need tew hab tehr fingernails remooved…wun bai wun…sloooowlee…
an teh wuns hoo let kidlets run awl oburr teh stoar
>mute<
@@@@@:-D
Pshaw! Left owt teh space…
@@@@@
OMCC!!!!
Luk at dat kewt widdlol babeh kitteh!!!
Luk at deh preshus whiskkerz!!!
Luk at deh ear floof!!!!
Luk at deh … _ _ _ … SPLORT!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up cween’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, Fankeez Anni!!! I wuznt reddy fur so much kewtness so erly in deh moarning!!!
I just sit here a bit sippin adn nommin. 
Was about to say, but was too late, taht kitteh’s a splort waitin to happen!
*runs to restock CCC*
ohno, mai leej!
ai jus wanna do tihs..
>boop< taht liddul nozee
*giglolz*
Oh hai mugglemary!!! Deh minnySnowDaze Cheezmeet am just a munf away!!!!! I haz a egg-sited!!!!!
do WANT to go!
ai kin hardlee contain maiselfs, mai leej!
haow troo! EvatehDiva controlled Plasticat’s werld wen she wuz wut, a day old….an dat wuz thru piccies! He hadn’t eben seed hur in purrsonn yet!
Eva teh Diva kontrolled uz awl, aifinkso!
Ohai uniquekitty! see u tamarrow! erm….minerva dint send meh dose direkshuns yit. ai haz tride tew kontakt hurr awn teh cheezfrends site butt (!) mebbee iffen u tawk tew hurr u cud remynd hurr? kaithxbai!
unforshunitlee iz gonna be hawt hawt hawt sew ai gotta skapurr awf an tri tew fynd a sunhat taht ai kan roll up an skwash into mai bag, eben tho hatz maik meh look goobier tahn ai uzulee dew
ohai, bf! ai haz a kwestion? Yesterday I tryed to poast a youtube, clickeed awn embed, selected sekond size frum left, copied embed code and pasted into commint, but had 3 embed fails, with teh last one being a toadally blank commint, which I has nebber seed.
Do you noze, am I missing sumfing?
Pshaw! I donut beleeve yoo!
{{{{{africat and sunnyhuckle}}}} guod morning.
ohai, eagleghostwind. haz we met?
*eggstends floofypaw uv frendingness*
Ohai eagleghostwind! Gud moarnin an nyce tu meetcha (in case wii hasnt bin introduced afore
terrybull memree!)
For a cuddel time kall kittehs at 368547.
k cheezes, ai hasta go get rezzidint reddee tew go tew diyalississ, hab a gud dai!
Si yoo, MM
!!
Liddill Bayjj Flooffee
Kitteh sez: “U no can haz
Shynee Deevyssez!”!
Liddill Bayjj Flooffee
Kitteh fyndedz dem wen no
wun elss wuz luukeengz!!
Liddill Bayjj Flooffee
Kitteh will cawllz Muthurr Ship
2nytez andz reepoartz!!!
Jack.
Nao all I need is the garage opener, and mah quest will be compleet!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Oh DR, hazznt u lernd tu put ur CHRG awn egstra tyte wen ur luukin at preebius lols? Speshully awn a lolliday? Luukit dis, brayns ebrywayr.
Oooh, adn dey bin heer awyol. Gud fing we nawt has zombehs heer.
Brings in teh CCC… wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy DRz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds DR tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Thank u so much, Angel Plume.
Bad kitty!
nobody in the comments r making any sense!
Dat is mai fone. :3
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