
Ben thru allz of dems. Not luk gud fur yoo.
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Ben thru allz of dems. Not luk gud fur yoo.
Picture by: Audrey Kramer Caption by: sparebassplayer via Advanced Lol Builder
adn teh moo shii piggeh wuz unda kuked.
adn teh serbiss wuz lowseh.
ai noe tussd teh watah glas wuz smudjee
Adn wye is wun ob mai lo-mayn noodlolz moobin?
:sick:
huh. dey dontz has dat won.
nah…datz nawt teh won. sposd tu luk lyk eh pukey purr sun.
Yore kukke preedikts dat yoo will get de tawp spot.
Oh, luk! It wos rite.
Adn is a solo, tuu! (ai wuz gettin tyrd ob hittin teh buttin!)
conga-mooshoo-layshunz! *dans-dans*
Yep! Ai gibbed up an went an plaid Freecell!
Ai wos playin Beejoowellolld.
ai had sudoku awpen een annuda windoe!
Ai went tu put milks awn mai seereulz.
Leebin suun tu halp bild teh set at teh feeatur, follod by rehursul.
wii duz teh tea a tur, butt(!) nawt soe musch ennemoyr kussen ai traffulz soe musch!
Ohai Anni an Anemoneone!! Ai am in Baff!! Izza byootimuss plais!
Yess, ai wos dere juss be4 xmas. Wos lubbloly. Too menni plaesis to go tu an nawt enuff tiem.
Ohai OCM Ai can breeve agane naow Ai noe u hab arribed! Ai aer goin 2 Baff awm Joolie 30f fur teh cheezmeet awn teh 31nd
Breev…breev… Ai am fyn, Annipuss!
Ai am tryin tu werk owt if ai kan maek it tu Bath an bakk awn taht dai an nawt miss mai playn. Haftu be at harepawt bai 8 pee em.
Iz ownlee an ower an a haff frum Paddington – stan bai trane fare is lossa munnee tho!
Wil werk it owt an if ai kan, wil buk befaw. Itz stil almos fore wekes awai.
Ai kan get tu Baff an bakk foar 19 powndz!
heer. tayk twelf awf dem frum mii.
ai gibz hur da hole 19# if she can cum getz it orf me. wil taik berry shrap nife.
**shuddurz**
musst bii a lawt ob eggzurcyze…
Ai got dere an bakk fur £12.50! (Ai haz a Seenyer sitizun’z card dat gibs a furd awf!)
Congashoos, Catena! U hav teh nawt-sekkund spot!! It musta bin in ur starz!!
Ohai, OCM! hauw iz teh TTI?
Prittee! Baff eggspeshlolee! Wanna stai heer longa, butt(!) ruum is bukt owt. O wel. Nekst plais wil bee nies two!
Ur fyoochur is bleek.
yur pas wuz kinda lawhsee, tu
adn inna heer adn nao, u is ugleh.
bue tee iz awnlee skin depe, butt(!) ugleh goez riyt tu teh boyn.
wud u lykes a konsolayshun pryze? Um, gimme a minnit…
yoo will meat a short haree strayndga – hoo needs noms.
adn snorglols. adn chin-skritchez.
adn neuw toiz.
Yu nawt ferry fortyoonit
Ohai dere, KMT! ai duzznt fink weef met!
*awfahs floofee paw awf cheezfrensheep*
Ohai, Catena!
*Shaykes floofy paw*
Ai lurkz a lawt, and onlee postz occashu… okaysh… sumtymez. Ai hav moar tyme naow dat itz summer faykashun!
yu noe has eh wurdpress profyle? effen yu du, klick awn mai pikshur tu bii cheezfrens!
Kthnxkuldntfineyurs
Ai hazzint dun dat yet. Donut reelee need anudder tyme synk… Donut kno wut Ai’d put inna profyle – Donut reelee haf enny pikshurs to shayr or ennifing laik dat.
yaw…ai ken unnerstan dat!
Ai dunno – aifink iffn u haz a kitteh liek dat u haz plennee uv gud lukk
Ai alwayz wantid to git a fortyoon kooky dat sez “halp – ai’m beein held captiv inna Chineez fortyoon kooky factoree”
mai hubicat (bee four hii wuz mai hubicat) gut won dat sed ‘yu wilz marree yur presunt luffah adn bii hapi’)
Mai hubicat gawt wun dat sayd “Donut tayk adfise frum Chinees fortyoon kookee”!
Hii sayvd it – iz postid on hiz awffis dor.
yup. aorz iz awn teh kitshun bull ettun boyd – tirtee-sum yerez latah!
Ai got wun dat sed, “U luv Chinese fud”.
Hee hee! Oar wers stil – inna fortyoon kooky!!
Wud be berri small sumwun!
mebbeh naymd Thummaleena?
Dat myte werk…
oar wun datt jusst sed nawt tew eet teh kookee…
an I eated dem 2.
Oluk, cheezpeeps! eh swete offeis kitteh:
ht tp://www.catoftheday.com/
mine teh gap!
Fanks fur teh wunnermuss site, Catena!
Ai went ovur dere adn fownd teh SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!11!!1! of teh Dai! WANT!
(mynd teh gap)
ht tp://catoftheday.com/archive/2009/October/01.html
o, datz eh splortilicous won! ddi yu luk at teh ‘sii moyr pix awf teh kyootie’ linkee awn teh bottum?
I hazza resipee for making teh forchun kukies, an mah fren an I wunst maed MISforchun kukies for a hallyween partee. Was so fun! Forchuns were liek,
“The spare will also be flat” an “You will leave something personal on the copier at work” an “You will be trapped in an elevator with a street-corner born-again Believer” an “Your cat will leave a surprise in your shoe!”
dis iz full awf WIN!
Dat last wun izznt a forchun….dat’s lyfe wif a kitteh.
O hai, Duffy! How u is?
Ohai LCB! I is pritty gud, still has stoopy boss taht wont let me play too much at wurk, so I has to be lurkin. But I is here! How you?
iffen et wernt fur bad lukk, yoo’d has noh lukk at awl.
bloo naym, bloo naym, did yew werked? bene fiddloling sins PB traing tew halp dis stoopie purrson.
Happee tew heah OCM saflee in TTi! and in Baff! bery byootimuss playce speshly bai teh riber.
Ohai, Geniecat!
eet wurkd jus fyne!
Ohai Catena, ai haz an impresd! Took awile tew get dare butt(!) mayd it ebenshually. Ai’s nawt teh britest wif pooter stuf, Poussinboi sent sum instru…. strucsh…… halp, adn dare’s a llinkee on teh Cryer wot cweenmj mayd so teh penneh fynallee dropped wif a myty clang!
Concatchulayshuns awn bein bloo!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Duannthompson, Mama23, Salleh, KittyMom755 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, wite caeks wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif majik 8-ballz for answering yor most importintest qwestions, alien kitteh finger puppets, kandee, an shiny smiley-face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happy birfday to all teh peeps! And a special birfday smoo for my
oldgood fren, Salleh!I can share egg roll?
ayr yu sicks?
wellz…mai mynd mite bii….
wif sickz yu getz egg roll
….wai duz ai gett teh feelink datt ai misseded sumpfink heer…
Dat iz an olde moobee, dat’s wy. Aifinkso it iz teh storee abowt uh widdow an widdower, eech hu habz free kidlets, an dey getz tugevver. Cawled “With Six You Get Eggroll.” Sumfing abowt wun ob teh restaurantz dey goez tu. Maybee Karee Grantz an Debbora Karr?? Nawt shur, iz bin uh lawngggggg thyme.
…..inn bedd!
sry…ai jusst haddeded tew sai datt…
Teh klassik forchun cukkie gayme! Win!!!
Wun thyme ai went owt tu lunsh wif teh gurlz, an wun ob mai offis buddees gawt uh forchune dat sed “uh thinn pensill wil bekum uh mightee rod.” Den wee addz “inn bedd” an laffed soe hardz wee almoast mayde uh seen!!
lol!
Grr! Fergot 2 leeb a spaes!
*bowz slitelee*
ai traiez….
This cat should be careful playing in a chinese restaurant.
He may end up on the menu.
Aifotso taht wuz teh goggies…..
I can haz fortune cheezburgerz…
Adn is a solo, tuu! (ai wuz gettin tyrd ob hittin teh buttin!)
conga-mooshoo-layshunz! *dans-dans*
Shang-hai Hong Kong egg fu yung! Fortune cookie always wrong!