
Ann LOVED her new job at the Friskies test kitchen. The pay was good, and she could take home all the doggie bags she could carry.
onlee wun fing cud maek it bettur
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yu menez awl teh kitteh bagz, aifinkso!
GMTA! an congrats!
Congaratz Catena awn teh solo
!!
* PB haz applol pi nd custedd tu shair !! Nd tee n cawfee, obcorss
!!
Tank yuz!!!
*clerez trote*
mii mii mii mii
ooo…dat sounz tu vane!
I mean all da bags full of doggies! lol
ide lub it tooo
Shirley dat shud be kitteh bags!
Iz tihs yaw naimsaik, Annipuss
!!
Ai haz nebber meetid a kitteh wiv mai naem b4!
yesh…gabe mii eh hapi, tu!
iz eben speld teh rite weigh!
It’s teh beast wai 2 spell it!
Aaarrgghh! Dunno ware dat a caem frum! Ai meened best wai uv corse!
Yoo got a kiwi aksent nao, Annipuss ??
* Ohai Kimkiwi *
Noe iz mai fat fingers hittin teh a an teh s at teh saem tiem!
Wi ozzies liek tu arks Kiwis tu sai teh number six !! It sownds liek tehre iz an “e” wen tehy sai it !! Tehy kno wi liek duuing tihs sew tehy muss lurn tu aksept it wen tehy awl kum n libin Sidnee oar praktiss tehir vowlols liek teh Austraylien Qween’s Inglish
!!
Mai nayburrs aer Iranian. Teh laydee sez mai naem az iffn it haz 3 sillablolz!
Wow !! Taht can bi muziclol, sumtiemz !! Purrsian aksent
!!
ai heer teh kiwiz kallz Oz trailer teh ‘West Aislund’!
Troo dat !! Wi hab moar ob tehm tahn tehy ob us !!
No prollem moobing in iver direkshen (wib parspawt) !!
Wi kepe frettening tu maik tehm anubber state ob Aus
!!
OK, pb, I has found a pretty song wif good advice fur a mundane morning…Just Breathe. Will try again…
Nope, no video. Must be my computer.
Is duz sownd liek yoo ar nawt pikkin up teh hole ob teh code !!
Ai wud try teh comparisun nd sii wair it’z missing sumfin ..
It shud start wib <object … nd end wib </object> !!
diddit. I duz it just like in teh tearoom, werks dere, nawt werks here.
Did nawt think was possible to poast a blank poast, and…ifn I left off part uv teh embed code, teh rest show up as text, nawt a toadal blank., i finkso?
Ennifing taht luks liek HTML iz chekd adn lawts n lawts ob html is stript owt tu purrtekt teh site !! Tehy handlol embedded yootubez difrently tu obber linkies, fur eggsamplol !!
Teh Contact Us link at teh end ob tihs page iz teh onli fing ai can fink ob nao
!! Tehy nede tu taik it tu teh teck guyz tu bi shoar !!
ohai {{{sunny}}} ai hadda problim wif taht yesserdai wen ai wuz trine tew post teh Muppits Stars an Strypes Foreber. it tuuk 3 triez afore it poastd an ai did it teh saim wai ebree tyme sew ai nawt kno wai it wurkt teh fird tyme. Silleh WP….iz silleh
Wonders if is my settings? I has turned off pop-up blocker, might try again. Fanks!
When you copied embed code, did the tiny tv by teh embed button stay blank?
ai dint notise.
Test…test….ai luv dis sawng, hoap it posts
Yay! it wurkt! Pleez injoy What Light by Wilco.
Ai jus luv taht Anna Nalick sawng tew.
An yesh, dis tyme ai lukt an teh lil tv fing stayd blank wen ai copied teh embed kode *shmoos*
donut noze why it werks fur ebberywon but me, I can ALWAYS do it in teh tearoom!
Weerdpredd hates me.
Thank you, catena!
Ai lubbz dat sawng. tanx fur remyndun mii!
I love this song, but what is it with YouTube suddenly starting to plaster annoying text boxes all over their videos!?! This is the second one I’ve run across in two days!
probablee tu stawp wut ai jus ddi!
wuz teh udda won eh professhunnulol won, tu?
No, it was a video of Mishka, the talking Husky. She has a whole channel now. It wasn’t a square in the middle of the video, it was more like a banner across the top. But still…it blocked part of the video.
BUT! I gotted another blank poast!
If it duz tern owt that it iz pasting propperly, send a messige tu ICHC nd eggsplayn it sew tehy wil arks WP if itz tehir spammy trap (Kismet) taht haz yoo in it’z sites !! If yoo wish, obcawss
!! Tehy woant mynd chekkin fer yoo !!
Will try in tearoom, is tawkin about 4th there, will find sumfing appropriate and see ifn werks.
Thanks to awl fur advice and halps!
And! goodgoodgood to see ebberybuddy again!
* Waivz
*
*sigh*
can no longer embed in teh tearoom, either. Must be a personal problem!
Gotta go now, bye!
Nawt taht ai like teh ideer ob dressign up kitteez ..
…. it IZ berri, berri cyoot in teh aiprin
!!
Shi luks liek a nillistration frum a chill wren’z buk !!
ai ehgree. such eh kyoot kitteh. lubbs teh littul belleh!
Ai lubs tihs byootimuss kitteh wif hurz liddlol ayprin, adn hurz eega, inniristed liddlol fayse. My kitteh awso getten onna cownta wehn ai’s cukken. Sitz hurz daon adn taeks grate innirist. Hurz memmarisin teh resep, aifinkso
Kittehz lub halping in dhe kitchen. *nods*
Dey b lurning how tu cooking deh
Appee Tizerz
Brokk O’Lee
Chikkinz
Debbilld Eggz
Fatty fuds
Gorgonzola sauce for pasta
Hummus (NAWT hoomins)
I…
wud yu lyk tu buy eh vowul?
It’z a vowel ob silentss !!
snerk!
Ingredients fur yumminuss
Jalopeno peppers
Kookies
Lemon meringue pie
M…
Eggplant – Blech
French Friez
Green Beenz
Ham sammich (crustz cut off)
Iez kreme sanmuches
Juliann poe tae toez
Kettlol korn
L…
Dis must be the Bertie Botts Friskies test kitchen
Lubbly peech cobblolers
Many Many Sordid Pastrees
Noms… of all sorts
O…
Orinje, duk ala
Potatoez, anee wai (ai luff potatoez!)
Qeesch
R….
Rib-eye steak
Salmon croquettes
Tapenade
U…
Udderlee deewishus pyez
Velvet caek, red
Watermellon bote cawmpote
X…
xtreme choklit cake
Yogurt
Zweiback
Rowst beest
Sooshee adn sammun
Toona (butt(!) nawt in kass-a-roll…pleh!)
Unuzhual types uv horse dooverz
Verryus flavrs uv gushifuds
W….
Watermelluns
xtra whippy cream awn ennyfing
yummy fudge
Z…
Zucchini
Zabaglione!
o mai, ai dunt dress kittehs up butt taht lil aprin iz bery adorimible! and wat a pritty kitteh!
Okae…ai dresd mai Lincoln yesterdae een honah awf teh 4th. kuldnt resyst. wuz abawt tu put mai starree runnen shyrt een teh wash (eet wuz nast dat durte…ai wuzznt dat mene!)
iz teh nawt sekkund won:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/azevedan/pics
mine teh gap!
*snert* Lincoln luuks bery kalm bowt teh whole fing!
Testing, Nawt two, two, free…..
This is a test of the ICHC Broadcasting System. This is only a test.
now your makin me feel bad, I STILL CANNAWT DO!
*sniff*
Argh! So what happened? Did she straighten up or what?!?
Probably. The clip ends right there, due to the fact that these episodes of “The Principal’s Office” are only two minutes apiece, and there are several clips in a show.
Prittee Gurl Kitteh
will habz sum frum Cawlumm A
andz sum frum Cawlumm B!
Prittee Gurl Kitteh
wawntz sum Cheezburgr flayvurrdz,
Nommee Crunchee Fud!!
Prittee Gurl Kitteh
amz feenkeengz ‘Baykun!’ Yesh, dat
woodz beez deelyteful!!!
Jack.
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testing again…
carp!
Sorry, Sunny. I’d help out more if I could….
*sunny leebs teh innertoob inna snit*
awww, sorree sunny! doan goe!
Doan feel bad, sunny. Ai tryd poastin sumfin teh obber day, gawt a blank post, den tryd agen wiff no sukksess, adn hasnt tryd sinss.
Ai lubs teh apron! Its ADORABULL!!!
Ohh, it’s Mako the cat with the weird face (that’s really his name)! Cute!
Come to my kitchen kitteh…
This looks like something from a Beatrice Potter book, no? :3