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After declaring himself Head of the House and demanding “the special” chair to be his alone Rusty still couldn’t fathom how they had the audacity to laugh at him everytime he was seated for another family meeting
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chukk a tanttree
Ize teh wun awn teh roylol froan !! Nao bring mi noms !! * plzthx *
izzat any relation to “pitch a wall-eyed fit”?
* chuks a tantrum at teh impurrrtinents *
*duck-n-roll*
Havin sushee foar dinnur, Dan?
*Offers jar ov strayned carrots*
Pleh! Do Nawt Want!
**frowz it akross teh room, smashin it on teh wall**
We can has greenbeens?!!!? or pees.
No! Espeshulee nawt pees! I HAYT pees! I onlee eet teh Chineez pee-podz.
How abowt peetsa? Oar stake? Oar sum gud chikkin?
oar eggspeshulee fried chikkin…
Ai kan beez roiyul taestur?
Careful watchu wishfer…
deppendz awn wut yur taestink…
Ai awlwaze wontid tu maek teh carear ov teh noms.
unforchunatelee, duwink datt culd maek yoo kwite ded….
Eevur taht ur nappyng.
hmmm….
ai suppozez datt yoo wudd niid a beree gudd eggzurcyze systum…
yesh – iz beri eempourtent. Liekz thys:
*rowlz awntu leff syde*
*rowlz awntu ryte syde*
*rowlz bak tu leff syde*
adn awn adn awn liek taht, usee!
ai lykez datt…butt wut abowt beyink ablol tew get upp adn wakl tew waer the fud iz?
hazzunt yu hurd ov brekfyzt en bedd? weol, thayrz ovur meelz en bedd tu!
yah…butt a tayst testurr iz furr sumbuddee importunt..dontchoofinksew datt hooebburr itt wuz, wuddnawt liek to tew hab tew kaytor tew yoo?
mai planz thay haz a flah. dayngyt! Ah wellz, bak tu werk tewmoroh ai suhpoze.
ai wudd reelee lyk dat eyedeeya tew…
mebbeh sumdai, sumwun willz maek sum tranzpoartayshun datt myte halp…
Aw, kummon, red….gib pees a chantz!
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
**heddesk**
Owwwww…..
**goes luukin foar halp wif dis noo hedayk**
ooh! ai can has halp…
*flyez bakk wiff teh asprinz*
wudd dis halp yoo?
Fanks, DK.
I kin has fyremenz to halp tayk care of me?
ai dunnow abowt datt….
wut duz yoo needz dem foar?
Why wud I NAWT need dem?
ummm….ai suppozes yoo haz a poynt…..
haoebbur, wut wudd ai bii tellink dem?
Dis mite halp (oar nawt):
ht tp://cheezburger.com/bluesclues/lolz/View/1737235712
(mynd teh gap!)
I wish, dinner was less than inspiring this evening.
Moar bar-bee-kew?
I had Cheezburger. Srsly.
floggings will continue until morale improves….
.
.
good minions are SOO hard to find.
wun uv mai formur bossis diddunt appreseeayt wen ai poastid dat sine.
Hay, ifn ur gonna ryde my baksied dat hard….
Awsskurr t3h Kitteh
amz dissapoynteddz in himz
Hewminz’ purrfoarmunss!
Mebbee ifz Awsskurr
letz Prittee Wun Snoargill himz
moar, her improobz?!!
Awsskutt t3h Kitteh
sitz awn Shynee Deevyssez
in himz Speshull Chayr!!!
Jack.
Iz sew hart to be tuuk serryuslee wen UR SITTIN IN A BEBBEH CHAYRE!
troo, butt(!) aifinks him lukz beri dygnyfyd ebunsoh.
himz taykz teh challenj beree wellz, aifinksew….
Ai may bi Rusty at tihs ..
“Bow tu mi, yoo commonurz !!”
* Wi yoo nawt bowingz ??? *
*Brings owt scotch an drambui*
*Pours over icecubes*
*Waits for applaws*
*Takes a bow*
Taht’s berri gud Pookee !!
Whispas: Neks tiem yoos a glars, plzthx
* Lik, lik, lik *
heer…
*gibz a glaz*
Yeay for da glaz! *Applawses*
yur welcom!
culd bee wurse. culd bee teh uthur thrown.
*flush*
At leest yoo hitted teh correckt targit.
Every time. Two wurds. thanx.
Ohai, chair!
Speekin of dinnur….gess wut I haddid foar eetin?
CHEEZBURGER!
It wuz teh yum.
ai haddeded baycon cheezburgur fur lunch!
I haddid teh mushee-room & swiss burger, wif teh Porty-bella ‘shrooms.
hmmm….purrsonlolee, ai nawt liek teh mushroomz dat much…
**pikks teh shroomz offa DK’s burger an eets dem**
….waer didd dat com frum? ai nawt ebben haddeded cheezburgur rite dere…
Oh, I gess yoo nawt want dis ethur?
**grabs DK’s choklit shayk an starts drinkin it**
Mmmmm…..yoo nawt kno wut ur missin!
*shaekz hed*
*rubz eyez*
….
waer in cheezland didd dat com frum??
adn wai didd ai nawt sii itt?
*”Borrows” a few fries*
*taekz teh aiez creem*
*nomnomnomnom!*
yoo duzzent nead tu “borroh” dem. yoo cans juss deeclayr “fri tacks”.
wut iz teh tackz awn, tho?
teh friis uv corse.
*Tackez tackzez*
hao du yoo tackz a tackz awn a tackz?
You juss takes it.
Luk, iz rusty! Iznt he a warriur?
Awsskurr t3h Kitteh
habz t3h Speshull Chayr andz himz
lykez itz berreh mutch!
Speshull Chayr yoosd 2
beez Liddill Skwishee Wun’z, butz
himz awll beegurr naow!!
Awskurr’z Sheshull Chayr
amz grayt playss 2 rool frum andz
enjoyz Cheezburgrz!!!
Jack.
And now, the food bowl discus throw!
maek shur yoo emptee teh bowl nawt-secund!
I halps wiff dat. *Noms*
*faespalm* wai didd ai nawt finksew abowt datt?
ohai. ai can haz commint?
Tearoom sending me to spam folder, last ichc post evaporated wifowt eben a ‘yoo haz gawn to moderation’ notice…haz ai disappeered?
Was ai gawn too long?
ooh, ai haz commint!
ai can be bloo, too?
hmmmm…fings iz werking…mebbee ai can poast video? mebbee? mebbee?
Shoor gonna luk stoopy, ifn ai fayles agin…
Ohai, sunny! I can see you an you habs bloo! 2 owta 3 ain’t bad.
ohai, pj. I am gonna try a liddul trickee ck tole me about, werked in tearoom, is just, tr0ll has pre-sirjury appt tomorry fur moar brain sirjureez, aifinkso he cud yoose a liddul mercy naow…here goze, ifn nawt werkz, will see a bunch uv stuffs wif brackets around it, or nuffin atoll..
It werked!
Mebbee is a sign or portent, and, next sirjury will werk?
Haz been bad heer, pj. Him iz so crazy sum daze, ai just needs to screem. Is wye ai stay in teh tearoom. But, helfy azza horse, oh yesyesyes…only insane. Sumtymes.
aww…wut iz teh sirjury foar?
ai hoepz it goez wellz!
Him haz invasive aspergillosis (or aspergillus) in hims brayne. Started as gnu-moania, moobed into hims brain, oh, last Octember?
Makes lesions/abcesses in teh brayne, tehy took won outa hims frontal lobe in february, was about 1 cm, was win he started changing. Frontal lobe is personality, planning…and stuff.
Hims speech is slurred and borked, and naow they is taking won outa hims left limbic center (speech)…he is convinced will fix his talking, but, ai haz seen wut teh last sirjury did.
He duz nawt see teh chanjes, ahcuz he is so chanjed…
Haz been very ill since 9-11-09.
Is awl awn teh cheeztown cryer, starts last 9-11, although there will nawt be a kwiz later…
He has about a dozen of these, they come and go, docs cannawt figger owt wye.
…wellz…dat’z no gudz….
otter tymes, he is HIM agin, an we laffs and hugs, then, won day, awl uv a sudden, iz awl angry, an yells at me an ai can do nuffink ryte.
Sawry, this duz nawt belong heer, iz why ai staze inna tearoom, nawt wantin to pollute teh happiness uv ichc,
But, I misses awl my frenz.
luvs and hugs,
yur sunny♥
{{{{sunny}}}}
This may nawt b da tearoom, butt, we can has caring and understanding too. Hopes da surjery halps.
Luvs and hugs back! {{{Sunny}}}
pj.
fankees, awl. I dred whut they iz gonna do next. aifinkso they is eggsperimenting, he has been written up and presented at medical conferences, but, sunny studied hard and did much research, they are NAWT following teh protocol of the drug company that makes his drugs…
I hadda big fite wif his “infectious disease” doc last visit, she left me sobbing in teh exam room and just walked away, nawt very doktorly, ifn yoo ax me, yoo duz NAWT leev yur patient’s wife sobbing in teh exam room.
Tomorrow we see teh brayne sirjun, him has been nice, so far…
…nawt shoor ifn ai iz wishin fur mercy fur teh tr0ll, or only fur me…
I has hug fer u and tr0ll {{{sunnyhuckle and tr0ll}}}
…g’nyte, cheezfrenz. Fankees fur teh lubs and understandings.
Yur loving sunny♥
has gud sleepz!
Thank you, Draconic Kitteh. ai hopez fur teh best, and prepares fur…
yur welcom….
yoo probly alls gawn to sleepz naow butt(!) jus want tew say mai littlol wish for sunnyhuckle and husban – finkin aboot yew bof adn bestest wishes for teh surgerrry, teh stressez mus bee bery bery dificult for you. {{{ bof of you}}}
Aaw Sunny. Iz muztabin sew haard fowr yew sew fower. Todaiz teh dai? Ai haz a strong hart-hugg for yew bofe. xxx
Iz sew hart to be tuuk serryuslee wen UR SITTIN IN A BEBBEH CHAYRE!